I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

20 – Ninjas are obsessed with me

I arrived in front of the thieves guild unbeknownst to others.

It was because she was worried about what the saintess said yesterday about [tremendous retaliation].

I don’t think there will be nerds who will retaliate enormously for not saying hello, but

If I apologize in advance, I won’t be kidnapped by bandits later.

I carefully opened the door.

And there were countless golden suns.

I doubted my eyes.

“Kikikick, is newcomer = award? Do-mo, nice to meet you.”

In a terrible and grotesque language that cannot be thought of as human,

I shuddered and shut the door again.

But at that moment, a pull from the other side opened the door.

“Oioi newcomer = good, Aisatsu is the basic of the basics. didn’t you learn? hey?”

The golden sun who opened the door and appeared and looked at my face while laughing.

I was frozen like a frog in front of a snake and completely forgot what to do.

Besides, it looks the same as the golden sun I saw at the market yesterday.

“huh? You are Caiman=Sang, Caiman=Sang for not doing Aisatsu to me yesterday.”

”… ”

You already know my name, which I never told you.

Was it true that they would retaliate if they didn’t say hello?

“Hey, answer me!”

While saying that, Golden Sun stamped her feet.

Things are getting worse and worse.

If you don’t do anything…

But I can’t understand these guys’ language.

Can I just say hello?

“… How are you, do-mo?”

“I don’t want to go crazy!”

Wrong. I think it made me even more angry.

I think it was my fault for trying to talk to these crazy bastards.

Shall we run away now?

However, at that moment, I was tightly gripped by the golden sun by the shoulders.

Taeyang Geum is smiling unnaturally.

Gold teeth gleam between the exposed teeth.

“Buddha also sends down a pitiful spider web to the Jigoku Bull-shh-class Caiman=Sang.

What do you think it could be?”

Why did you change it to honorific?

And still can’t hear

“… sorry?”

However, Geum Taeyang clicked his tongue and shook his head, as if he didn’t like my answer.

“It is foolish. Caiman = Sang, the path of a Greater-Ninja is long and rugged.

Can’t you see the black tiger (shrimp) starving to death because he couldn’t drink the valley water?”

I still can’t make out what it is, but

Right now I feel like I’m obsessed with some sort of pseudo-religion.

Thinking back… First of all, in order to survive, you have to make a gesture that you will join the school.

“… In other words, can I become a ninja, or a rogue?”

“That is correct.”

I hoped it wasn’t the right answer.

***

I walked with Golden Sun through the strangely dark hideout of the thieves guild.

I can’t see where the other golden suns that were filling the hideout just before have disappeared.

Rather more terrifying.

It’s like looking into the back of a refrigerator and seeing cockroaches swarming around.

In this quiet and dark place, Geum Taeyang propagates to me with a passionate voice.

“Caiman = Sang, being a thief is not bad.

High evasion ability, high critical damage.

The advantage level can be applied even when you open a treasure chest with a high Luck value.

It can dismantle traps in dungeons, and it is an essential job for a party.”

The explanation is like an RPG game, but it’s the first time you’re saying something you can understand.

And to some extent, it sounds like you’re right.

Thinking positively,

I think a thief porter would be much better than an incompetent beginner cook who hasn’t even changed his job?

It is also a personal romance to use stealth-like thief skills.

You can also avoid monster aggro.

Among the games I’ve played, there were many cases where thieves were secretly honeyed jobs.

It bothers me that these guys are all gold stars, but there’s no particular reason for that.

It must be a whim of God.

What does the thief and the golden sun have to do with each other?

It’s Golden Sun and all I have to do is learn thief skills.

“Caiman=Sang, you should tan your skin first.”

… cancellation.

It wasn’t like stepping into their lair.

I didn’t know that I would be forced to become a golden sun.

“… Why the hell do you have to burn your skin?”

I still don’t know the connection between the thief and the golden sun.

Do they have something in common in that they steal from others?

“You need dark skin to move undetected in the dark.”

… They say things that would be racist in modern society.

“Then why are you dyeing your hair blonde?”

“Greater-Ninja-God likes gold.

Golden = hair and golden + piercings are desirable elements in our industry.

Additional stat bonuses can be obtained with Grace of the Ninja God.

Caiman = Sangdo has to be blonde and pierced like us to become a ninja.”

“… By the way, would you look better at night if you wore blonde hair?”

“That’s just wearing a mask.”

Then there’s no reason to burn your skin.

It was a group of psychopaths who were just not worth talking to.

“I’ll just leave.”

I turned around and tried to sprint, but

At that moment, I was surrounded by golden suns that appeared in front of my eyes.

where did you appear from?

“Don’t talk nonsense!”

“I’m going to fall for it!”

“Don’t be shy!”

“Death Dhamma!”

“I’ll make you a golden sun!”

You know they are the golden sun.

They are third-rate villains from NTR novels, but just by looking at them suddenly…

Unfortunately, these guys are stronger than me.

– Puck, puck, puck…

And the golden suns’ spicy fist baptism pours down on me.

… Umm…

Now that I think about it,

It seems that the saintess would be a good boss.

A good boss who buys food for his subordinates at his own expense and writes honorific words.

There are flaws such as always threatening to make it into a footrest, secretly using BL as raw material, or planning a 150-episode long NTR in reality, but these guys don’t seem to be very different either.

I think it hurts less than when I was discharged from the army, but…

The moment I try to lose my mind,

Suddenly time stopped.

The pain was still there though.

“… ?”

To be precise, it seems that only the golden suns have stopped.

To the point where you’d be mistaken for a moment that time had stopped,

The golden suns that punched me are stopped in the form of statues.

”… What are you doing here? Porter?”

Walking between the frozen golden suns,

It was a blonde haired saintess whose eyes were burning with vermilion.

The saintess’s hypnotic evil eye is really amazing…

When the saintess touched me with her shining hand, all my wounds healed.

The flowing nosebleed also stopped.

“… To hit my porter like this… I want to show you hell.”

The saintess took out a handkerchief and wiped my bloody face.

And with those words, each of the golden suns fell face down, screaming the same as a child—————.

What are you looking at?

“… saintess… ”

I felt my eyes grow cold.

“Porter. You have to play with me without looking at me like this. You promised, right?”

“All right… ”

I avoid the golden suns that have stopped like that,

I took her soft hand and walked out of the guild.

Aside from being beaten to dust, it almost turned into a golden sun.

How has the world become that you can become a golden sun by being careless for a moment?

For today, I can only say that I am truly grateful to the saintess.

“By the way, porter-nim, I came up with a new plan that Ntiar-sama might like… Can you hear me?”

cancellation.

***

I wanted to run away, but I was forcibly dragged into the inn room while holding the hand of the saintess.

It feels like escaping from a wolf and escaping to a tiger’s den.

At that time, would it have been better to just quietly become the golden sun?

The saintess took out a transparent glass bottle in front of me and shook it.

In the bottle, a colorless and transparent liquid oscillates.

“Tada~ porter. What is this?”

“What is it?”

Wouldn’t it be a genius if you could tell what a colorless and transparent liquid is just by looking at it?

And unfortunately, I’m not a genius.

Rather the opposite.

“This one? It’s called the love potion.

They say you will fall in love with the first person you see after drinking…

I read that the effect lasts for about six hours, right?”

“… What the hell are you going to do with it?”

“What are you doing? I simply… I have no other choice than to succeed the princess and the hero.”

A woman with a bright smile.

What is that?

It seems that they are planning to turn the relationship between the childhood friend, the princess, and the hero into mud.

this is a rule violation

“Didn’t you say that no one would touch you because it’s not fun to use your abilities?”

“Isn’t this my ability? It is the grace of Ntiar-nim, whom I serve.”

… Somehow, I said that the explanation was familiar, but it was an item from the NTR shop.

-Titling!

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 10 NTR points.]

[NTR Points Retained: Probably 1070 NTRP]

[Support message: How to use the item that got it right.]

He said it’s good that he hasn’t seen you lately, so look at him popping out as soon as he mentions it.

And maybe what? Is the system slowing down now?

-Titling!

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 10 NTR points.]

[NTR Points Retained: Probably 1080 NTRP]

[Support message: Terraforming Mars is so much fun.]

what is that sh*t

So anyway, it’s a sophistry.

A sophistical mass saint whose existence itself is close to a lie.

“The hero’s relationship is somewhat slower than expected…

Do you want to play a joke like this?

But I can’t tell how effective this potion is.

Does it last for 6 hours if you drink it all, or does it last 6 hours, but the more you drink, the more intense your love is? ”

That’s for sure I don’t know.

Unexpectedly, when you dig deep into game items, there are many explanations that you don’t understand.

Like drinking potions while swinging a two-handed sword.

“… So, porter-nim, try it.”

I kinda thought it would be something like this.

“Can’t the saintess drink?”

Try a little rebellion.

“but… I don’t want to drink something like this unknown potion.”

He said it was grace earlier, but can he describe the potion given by the god he serves in that way?

That’s actually true, but is that why I can drink?

No matter what you do, it will only become a footrest.

“I’ll pour you a little, so please eat and tell me how you feel.”

I drank the potion the saintess poured out of the spoon.

It reminds me of when I take syrup cold medicine.

It tastes and feels just like water.

Is this really a love potion?

I don’t know of any difference.

“Porter, and… Please look at me.”

The saintess held my hands tightly with her own.

His personality is the worst, but his hands are thin, soft and warm.

It is small and voluptuous, and the face is beautiful enough to believe that it is the reincarnation of a goddess.

Blond hair as dark as a wheat field, and large green eyes like jewels.

Long eyelashes, peach lips.

Really, the closer you look at her, the more she looks like a saint.

“How are you?”

“… Hmm, I think my heart is beating a little more…

It seems that the saintess looks different. There is no big difference.”

Despite the grandiose name of love potion, it seems that nothing extraordinary has happened.

Or does it make you feel that way?

Upon hearing that, the saintess smiled and took out a pink potion from her bosom.

“sorry. I was mistaken and changed it to the holy water I made.

This is the true love potion.”

…not surprising anymore.