I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

18 – Things to do with lovers

“… How are you and the saintess these days?”

A childhood friend who directly asks me questions.

It is an uncommon occurrence.

… I wonder if he is also curious about my love story.

Hagiya, I think I would be curious if I told my colleagues that they were dating during an adventure.

“It’s so good I feel like dying!”

I didn’t think much of it and answered lightly.

It is true that it seems to die.

It is said that a lie mixed with facts is a lie that is more deceiving.

“… okay?”

… Still a very short answer.

Plus, as always, he’s expressionless, so I don’t know what he’s talking about.

And again, silence settled in the room.

Outside the window, only the sound of Lindsay’s spirit could be heard vaguely.

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My childhood friend is really shy and doesn’t talk to the point of despair.

I’m not that good around words either… I’m short of breath

During the long silence, the childhood friend who seemed to be contemplating something alone,

Looking straight into my eyes again…

I opened my mouth.

“… is that really caiman?”

A childhood friend who asks me once again.

different. The atmosphere is something different.

It’s not just the face of a person who seems to be interested in dating.

The way he speaks, as if he clearly knows something, as if he’s trying to dig into a secret…

… Then, by no means, my childhood friend… Are you doubting the relationship between me and the saintess?

Did someone smart enough to pierce Suspicion Resistance Lv.5 finally appear?

I’m so happy and happy… On the one hand, you can’t reveal a secret here just fine.

It’s a matter of not knowing where the eyes and ears of the saintess are eavesdropping.

As much as the other day I was talking about hounds and all,

I can’t move recklessly until I know what that hound is.

The risk is too great to act recklessly.

“… It’s just what you think. I’d say it’s really the best… ”

So I said this

Will this be okay?

[As you think], I hinted clearly.

Please just expect your childhood friend to ask this.

Unlike me, who is just an ordinary porter on duty, my childhood friend is a genius magician of the irregular class.

A childhood friend might be able to do something against that evil saint.

Not only does she have a mana pain level close to that of an ancient species, and her status is different from that of ordinary people,

It has an extremely powerful mana circuit that is enough to operate all four elemental magics to a high level.

… But now that I think about it, I can’t even handle [four-element magic], can I?

Fire magic [Fire], wind magic [Create Wind], ice magic [Create Ice], water magic [Create Water]!

The story of Caiman, a super-genius wizard who can handle the four elemental magic freely, does not begin like this.

This is because everything I know is magic that even beginners can learn if you look at it individually.

It’s not that I was born with something God gave me.

If that was the case, I would have become a wizard rather than a porter.

Filling up the precious mana circuit with these magics would only be a porter like me who risked his life in cooking.

If, by any chance, the possession is released and the original porter returns, ‘How can I make my mana circuit grow like this?’ I’m sure you’ll be sobbing while doing this.

“… you… ”

“huh?”

The moment my childhood friend, who had been staring at me for so long, was about to say something, the door burst open.

The one who entered was Lindsay, who had been sweating profusely since the morning. Did you just end morning training with that?

“ah… What’s up, Alice? What’s going on?”

Lindsay smiled cheerfully and spoke to her childhood friend.

“… No, nothing.”

The childhood friend said so and walked out of the room.

Leaving is also really cool.

The door closed and Lindsay asked me with a slightly bewildered face.

“… Ummm, what did I do wrong? Was it a secret story?”

“I thought he was just curious about the relationship between me and the saintess.”

I didn’t lie.

“I see… ? I will wash myself.”

Lindsey seemed to understand it without difficulty.

I’m sweating a lot, so I just want to wash up quickly.

“Would you like cold water? Or in a hot bath?”

I asked Lindsay first.

Lower the temperature to ice or increase it to fire.

Raising it with fire will take some time, but lowering it with ice is quick.

You don’t have to do it, but there’s no reason why you shouldn’t.

I can do this much to Lindsay, who even drew the curtains and went there saying that she was considerate of me sleeping.

“… I would really appreciate it if you could cool it down… ”

Thank you Lindsay.

Right after sweating, I crave cold water friction.

And there’s no need for thanks between us. Because it’s natural.

***

“Between lovers, originally, we have to go on a date. Do you know?”

whatever.

The saintess puts her hand on her waist as if she is trying to teach me.

The chest of the large, useless NTR woman trembles while wrapped in the saint’s dress.

I am now following her to the village market.

This is because there is still time to find and accept the request.

It’s a few precious days off, but to spend that time with this b*tch.

From behind, Lindsay and the princess, who seemed to think they would be invisible, were following.

Why are you following this because you have something to see?

Is this also the saintess’ design?

A man who has piled up some shabby books on the stall is sitting and smiling brightly.

“Do-mo, passers-by = Sang. nice to see you.

There is a secret level to become a thief’s ten-sai, would you like to see it?”

Which country are you talking about?

He is a brown-skinned man with blonde hair and piercings.

… golden sun?

“I don’t buy”

“Ah, where is Aisatsu… ”

I don’t think the original novel I read was like this, but something is serious.

-Titling!

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[Support Message: Golden Sun = Thief]

who decided that? Anyway, this bastard must have had something to do with this world.

well, it’s so obvious

“The Thieves Guild will keep an eye on you. Pedestrian = Award.”

I heard a strange crazy sound in the distance, but I ignored it.

I’m just busy dealing with the NTR crazy b*tch and the NTR crazy constellation.

Even the golden sun thief who looks like he’s going to play NTR?

And why are you talking like that?

-Titling!

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 10 NTR points.]

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[Support Message: Ninja Slayer Arm?]

how do i know that

It surprises me every day because the god of NTR is so free-spirited, crazy bastard.

-Titling!

It was about time for the TV to come out, so I closed my eyes in advance.

“… He was a very strange merchant.”

The saintess must have been surprised by the ninja slayer Golden Taeyang just now. stuck out his tongue

“… Well, if you’re a thief, that’s normal.”

The thieves in this world seem to be normal.

You shouldn’t even go to the thieves’ guild.

“By the way, couldn’t he just be a thief?

I heard that if you don’t greet the Thieves Guild member who greeted you first, there will be a huge retaliation.”

Am I messing around now?

I am genuinely confused.

***

The saintess was holding a transparent top in front of the merchant and looking at it curiously.

“What kind of tool is this?”

“It spins around when placed on the hand of a person who is lying.”

“Amazing… ”

That’s why the top was spinning round and round.

Because life itself is a lie.

Hearing that kind of explanation, I’m worried.

Either way, the saintess is enjoying herself spinning the top on her hand.

Still, the way they play with toys makes them look a bit human.

Please someone see this and realize that this saintess is a monster.

“How much is this?”

The saintess seems interested in this top.

“… I will receive only 600 gold, no more and no less.”

600 gold is roughly equivalent to 300,000 won.

It seems to work pretty well, but it’s expensive.

“… Too expensive. 50 gold.”

“It looks like a toy, but it took more than a month to make. 550 gold.”

“This keeps spinning, isn’t it a defective product? 100 gold.”

This ungrateful b*tch is still cheating in the midst of this.

“… 450 gold.”

Don’t be discouraged by the word defective.

Doubt! merchant.

The girl in front of me is a liar with an innocent expression.

“120 gold.”

“400 gold.”

Aren’t you cutting too much?

“… great. 200 gold. To be honest, I don’t think anyone in this town would buy it for more than this price.

If you don’t sell, I’ll just go.”

A saintess who gives an ultimatum.

Honestly you like this stuff. That’s right, just.

“… great. I’ll sell it for 200 gold.

ha… There’s little benefit, but… ”

The merchant sighed heavily.

Either way, the saintess coolly took the money out of her purse and accepted the top.

“Porter, hold out your hand.”

“yes?”

What else to dye?

Anyway, it was better to just finish it quickly, so I reached out.

“Porter, do you love me?”

Saying that, the saintess placed a top on my hand.

“yes.”

The top spun like crazy.