I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

13 – Solve it through our conversation

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On a dark night when everyone went back to their rooms, I knocked on the saintess’s door.

There are no handcuffs this time.

I don’t want to touch the NTR shop or anything anymore.

There’s no way she’d do it twice.

It was clear that aggressive behavior would not work.

Unless there is no other way…

I was thinking of persuading her with words, the only means I had left.

“yes. Come in~”

The voice of a carefree saint.

It’s really hard to believe that this is the voice of the monster who did all the horrific things.

Or, is that why you can invent things like that?

I swallowed and opened the door.

“Oh my, porter, what are you doing to me on a night like this?”

A saintess in a thin dress was sitting on the bed with a carefree smile.

I approached her without answering.

“Oh, porter…

Are you here to do something like a lover with me… ?

Be bold too…

But I like that porter too…

Come on, come here… ♡”

The saintess greeted me with open arms with a flushed face.

However, while ignoring the saintess’ behavior, I clearly looked at her face…

I opened my mouth.

“… There’s no one here except you and me.

So stop doing unnecessary acting and get to the point.”

As soon as she heard my thorny words, the saintess immediately became upset.

“… What are you talking about? Porter?”

“Saint… Even calling you a saint is offensive.

Stop all your plans.”

“Why me?”

She asks so boldly.

A bright voice that seemed to be unaware that he was doing something bad.

I never thought that this b*tch would listen to me easily.

“Rather, that’s what I want to ask.

Why the hell are you plotting that?

By doing that… Who the hell benefits? ”

The saintess pretended to be cute and tilted her head, then smiled brightly.

“Um… well. Isn’t it supposed to be fun?”

”… I’m not funny. No one involved in your schemes is fun.”

“Ah, is that so? But~ I am fun~”

An insincere answer with closed eyes and nodding of the head from side to side, as if to sway.

I already expected it.

“… Think of it from the saintess’ point of view.

When someone you love to death is miserably taken away like that… Wouldn’t it be painful?”

A saintess who laughed lightly at what I said.

what is so funny

“Am I? love? Who?”

I thought so.

If she was a human being who understood what love was, she wouldn’t do this.

Until then, she wore the mask of an infinitely lovely saintess,

I’m not going to turn into a monster who suddenly changes and turns everything into a mess.

“You, whose life itself is acting, will not understand.

I’ll say it again. Please stop playing this kind of crap.”

I barely suppressed what I wanted to scream and curse at.

It is difficult to suppress the rising discomfort.

The saintess, no matter what expression I make,

He smiles as if he doesn’t care at all no matter what he does.

“… Hmm, the porter said this…

What should I do… ?

But I didn’t pay anything…

I can’t give up the joy of my life, can I?”

Saying that, she grinned, with the expression of a child looking at a new toy.

If you look at her eyes that sparkle with emerald light like jewels, you can say that she is as innocent as a child.

And maybe that new toy is 100% me.

… I feel like something is f*cked up, but it doesn’t matter because I’m already f*cked.

Even a mouse bites a cat when driven to a dead end.

Yes, I will desperately bite into anything.

By avoiding the planned bad ending.

Being human incarcerated is a specification.

beyond that…

Seeing the characters in the novel live and move with my own two eyes,

I don’t want to see these people become so miserable.

Except for this year.

“… What can I do for you?”

So, I was willing to be her toy.

“Hmm… What should I ask the porter for? ?”

The saintess, who was silently contemplating, suddenly clapped her hands.

“… aha! Then the porter can entertain me.

It’s still going to take time for things to ripen anyway… ?

Until then, if you can entertain me enough, I will give up everything cleanly.

Please work hard until then, porter-nim♡”

I don’t mean to give you a delay,

Does it mean that there is time for the relationship between the Hero and his childhood friend [until it deepens sufficiently]?

… What a psycho year.

But, as long as I know I have time… I have no choice but to do anything.

This world and the party of warriors, my life.

In order not to see the ending where everything is completely destroyed.

Perhaps what she is aiming for is the climax of the play.

A time when the affection between the party members who have been together through countless hardships and adversities cannot be deepened.

At that time, this b*tch will detonate all the bombs prepared with sincerity.

The debris not only breaks the bodies and minds of the princess and her childhood friend,

It is certain that the hero’s heart will be completely torn to shreds.

… So, there is still plenty of time.

In the meantime, all she had to do was change her mind.

In any case, for her to make such an offer, the worst was averted.

The worst ending where I become her puppet without achieving anything.

“… great. I promise the goddess that no one will touch it until then.”

”… yes. As long as it doesn’t hurt me, I don’t care!

The more I touch the situation, the less fun it gets.”

It was a saintess who readily agreed.

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(*Handwriting that looks like it was scribbled out of excitement)

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It’s cute that people secretly stare at me all the time!

Originally, I planned to destroy ■■■■, full of dreams and hopes, step by step.

I think it would be fun to play with the porter!

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So porter, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more Please keep working hard!

If even the porter breaks down

i feel so sad

***

“… Caiman, what’s wrong? You don’t look very good.”

While I was putting the monster’s corpse into a sack, a hero came talking to me next to me.

He doesn’t mind getting his gauntlets dirty, he’s a giant lizard with me.

(I forgot the name because it was complicated) was putting the corpse in a sack.

Bodily fluids splashing on the armor would be really dirty and annoying.

Although the warrior wore armor, the joint was made of leather.

If the bodily fluids of the monsters are soaked in places like that, it will be troublesome to clean them.

Also an angel…

What I’m doing right now is a chore to sell monster materials to the adventurer’s guild.

Since fresh meat is used as a cooking ingredient and scales are used as a material for armor, along with the commission fee, it is a very good source of money.

It’s obviously salty, but it’s dirty and troublesome work that no one wants to step out and do.

That is what porters do.

I’m grateful just for helping out with these D-class chores, but to even talk to me.

Hero Lindsay, I will protect you no matter what.

From the b*tch of the world who is still pretending to be cute over there…

because we are best friends

You are my first and only friend from my humble life.

“… not a big deal. I didn’t sleep well.”

That’s why I can’t say anything to Lindsay.

I will never, never, ever give up even the slightest hope.

However, Lindsay seemed more at a loss when she saw my expression.

Please don’t make that face. Because I will definitely save you…

When you are so determined in your heart,

“Porter, are you okay? Shall I give you some holy water I made… ?”

The final boss, the villain, is approaching this side as if worried.

It’s doubly creepy that this monster is playing my lover.

“No! It’s no big deal.”

I wave my hands and smile broadly.

Because I don’t even want to drink your holy water.

The saintess walked away from me with a sullen puppy-like expression.

“… Don’t you want to worry your lover?

Caiman, it’s always good to rely on your colleagues… ”

still… Lindsay on a flat foot.

He whispered to me so that the saintess could not hear.

The b*tch is looking this way with her ears perked up.

It’s all really good, but I just want you to notice that b*tch is an imposter..

Well, once you figure it out, it’s very troublesome as it is.

So, the only person who knows this secret is enough for me.

I’ll try my best, Lindsay.

bubbling bubbling.

The flesh of the lizard, whose scales have been removed, is boiling.

As much as this guy’s meat is used as an ingredient for high-end cooking, it’s good to eat it with boiled meat.

It’s more efficient to sell expensive parts that don’t have scars…

The rest is a part that is relatively unsuitable for roasting and eating when it is shaped, but somehow it has been shaped so that it can be cooked.

If you eat suyuk, it’s another delicacy.

If you boil it with herbs and medicines, even if you catch it, it will fly away.

“… It must be delicious.”

Like the hero, the princess with the blood of the lizards is smiling brightly.

I managed to wipe it off somehow, but it was still a fierce battle with blood in some places.

Neither she nor the warrior had a single wound.

Also, like the warrior, it is a tremendous force.

He is a reliable person who powers up until the end and protects the warrior’s back.

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My childhood friend stares at me without saying a word.

I don’t say anything, but I’m sure you’re looking forward to training.

Is there even a special sauce prepared?

She is also capable enough to use the 4 elemental magic freely to deal with the lizards one by one while deploying a shield at the same time.

Thanks to that, I feel safe and comfortable inside the shield. The porter is so very happy.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

The party members are all making happy faces while smelling the fragrant smell of boiled meat and medicinal herbs.

If you’re happy, I’m happy too.

Except for the b*tch who sneaks into it.

I hope that b*tch will be the worst, terribly unhappy.

Cooking is the only thing that really heals my broken mentality.

The only healing, my light, my salvation.

When you focus on cooking, you can forget everything.

“Enjoy your meal~”

Smiling brightly, instead of scooping the meat into the b*tch’s bowl, he put the bones in it.

Lizard bones are 90%. It’s actually a bone with just a little bit of meat attached to it.

It is a small rebellion.

The saintess who received her bowl carefully looked at it and then stabbed the meat with a fork.

– Hard.

There was the sound of bones scraping.

“… footrest… ?”

I spoke in a low voice that no one could hear, but I could hear it clearly.

“Oops, I wrote it wrong! I’ll give you more!”

After taking her bowl, I scooped up the meat with a ladle and put it in.

“I, thank you very much… Porter! The blessings of the goddess will be with you!”

The saintess holds out a bowl to me while smiling broadly as if asking what had happened.

dog year.