I Can’t Be a Sword God

The wind blows the peach forest full of flowers, and the branches of magpies chirp.

In the Taoist temple on Ten Mile Slope, there is a big wooden bucket in the middle of the yard, and the little Fat Dragon is sitting in the wooden bucket, staring at the surroundings with wide eyes, foaming from the top of his head to his face.

On the other hand, the fox girl Xiaobai rolled up her sleeves and brushed the scales of the little fat dragon with a big brush, and had to press the little fat dragon's head with her hands from time to time, because it was somewhat resistant to it. Of course that layer of strong dragon scales will not feel pain, the little fat dragon just simply doesn't like to take a bath - just like any boy when he was a child.

What's more, the fox girl kept admonishing it when taking a bath, "Tell me about you, huh? You were quite obedient before, but why did you learn badly when you came to Shilipo? Are there no human children around? You play with dogs ? It’s fine to play with the dog, if it rolls in the mud pit, you also roll down. Hasn’t it read a book, and you haven’t read a book?”

"Hey..." Little Fat Dragon poked his chest with his paws, as if he wanted to make some excuses.

But the fox girl pressed its face, "Shut up."

Then use a big brush to rub left and right on the face of the little fat dragon, so that the scales of the baby brontosaur will regain their original luster.

After a while, I saw the little koi bouncing back from the door.

"Huh, Yue'er?" Seeing her, the fox girl asked, "Didn't you go to visit your family in the river over there? Why did you come back so soon?"

"Hee hee, my grandpa is very happy when he heard that I won the first place in every exam. Tell me to come back and review my homework quickly, so that I don't delay my studies." Xiao Jinyu said.

When the fox girl heard this, she couldn't help feeling sad again.

"Your grandpa doesn't know how you got the first place... The person who is in a hurry to review his homework every day is obviously me..."

She was melancholy for a second, then raised her eyebrows again, picked up the horns of the little fat dragon, and said angrily: "This is bath water, you can't drink it!

"Huh?" Xiao Feilong was a little confused again.

Can't drink?

Then when I was in Shenluo City, I always heard what Duranke said...

At this time, Yu Qi'an also turned out from the front hall, beating his waist with one hand, and carrying two large birds at the same time.

"Ha, the folks sent two more wild pheasants, and I will take them to the kitchen in the next moon. One is stewed, and the other is made into chicken cubes. Once fried, the crunch will be more fragrant."

Tired from brushing, the fox girl was standing upright. Hearing this, she asked, "Do you want me to cook dinner again? Then I have to give it a bath quickly, and then I have to wash the dirty clothes." .”

Yu Qi'an chuckled: "Now you are the only one who knows how to cook in the Taoist temple. If Xiao Yue'er dares to cook, do you dare to eat?"

The fox girl couldn't help but put her left hand on her hip, sighed, and looked up at the sky with lonely eyes.

Taoism, what did it bring to women?

When Li Chu came back from Beidi Yujian at lightning speed and hurriedly landed and rushed into the Taoist temple, what he saw was such a peaceful scene.

He blinked.

Some surprises.

Even if the king of all ages kills the master who can talk and laugh with him when he goes to Guanmen, it is the first time that he asks himself for help so anxiously. Li Chu thought that Deyunguan had encountered some kind of danger, so he dropped everything in the Northland and rushed back, beware of stealing the house.

But it looks like...

Everyone is fine.

Except for Little Fat Dragon.

When it saw Li Chu coming back, it immediately jumped up from the water, trying to welcome Li Chu out of the tub under the pretense, but was mercilessly pushed down by the fox girl, making a gurgling sound.

...

"Master, what's going on?"

The master and apprentice sat down under the stone table in the courtyard, and Li Chu asked immediately.

"Alas..." Yu Qi'an sighed, and said: "As a teacher, I will naturally not ask you to come back for no reason. As the Taoist scriptures say, there must be a reason for wearing leather pants with cotton pants."

Li Chu listened silently.

Yu Qi settled down for a while, and said seriously: "Recently, there are two major events in the world, do you know?"

Li Chu shook his head and said, "I don't know."

"Hehe, there is one thing you must know." Yu Qi'an said with a light smile: "The first thing is that you brought thousands of swords westward on Duanbei Mountain and wiped out 100,000 demons in the Golden State. This sword shocked the world. Twelve Immortals, probably no one knows your name, and it should be... no one knows our Deyun Temple. Probably... just can't figure out the relationship between your temper and Duanbei Mountain, so no one has dared to come to the door visit."

Hearing this, Li Chu frowned slightly.

He did it anonymously about Duanbei Mountain, just to prevent his real identity from being too involved with the rebels in Duanbei Mountain, but now his real name is being spread all over the world, and this leak is quite strange.

Yu Qi'an seemed to know what his apprentice was thinking, shook his head and said: "You don't have to worry, although people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, as long as they are strong enough, they can be worthy of the name. A sage with the surname Lu once said You have to be famous as early as possible. It’s actually good to experience the feeling of being famous when you’re young. If you get into trouble, you’ll have to hide your name in the future, at most change your face, and get another identity.”

His eyes were full of confidence, and he seemed to be conveying to Li Chu all the time: "It's okay, I know this well."

When Li Chu heard this, he did relieve some of his worries.

In the matter of building a trumpet, the master can indeed be said to be unique in the world.

"What I want to tell you is mainly the second thing." Yu Qi'an continued to talk.

"It is said that the gate of the Shenxu Gate suddenly opened for a moment the other day, and seven meteors flew out of it and landed in various parts of the Western Regions. Some people say that those meteors are actually the legendary fairy artifact... the star beads on the Big Dipper. "

"The Big Dipper?"

"That's right." Yu Qi'an said: "In fact, whether there is a Big Dipper astrolabe in the world is still a matter of debate. It is said that this object can guide all directions in the world. The gods opened up the fairyland endlessly years ago, relying on the guidance of the Big Dipper Astrolabe. Of course, There are legends that this object was destroyed as early as when the Shenxu fell, but the star beads still survived."

"What's more, it also said that if you collect all the seven star beads on it, you can summon a dragon and make any wish come true."

"real or fake?"

"Of course it's false." Yu Qi'an said with a smile: "There is no god in the world who dares to say that he can fulfill all wishes, let alone a mere dragon."

"Huh?" The little fat dragon over there raised his head when he heard someone despise the dragon clan. But before he could ask clearly, he was pushed into the water again by the fox girl: "Gulu Gulu..."

If you ask it with practical actions, it will despise you, so what?

"But..." Yu Qi'an restrained his smile, and said solemnly: "This thing is very important to me, I want you to go to the Western Regions, find these seven star beads, and bring them back to me."

"Yes." Li Chu agreed immediately without thinking too much.

Because the master asked him so solemnly, it was the first time he saw him. No matter what the reason is, as a disciple, you must always try your best to complete it.

After agreeing, he asked, "Why?"

"Because these seven star beads and the Big Dipper astrolabe seem to involve a past event that is very important to a teacher. As for what it is..." Yu Qi'an said quietly: "I forgot."

"..." Li Chu suddenly felt a little ridiculous.

But I feel that the master's expression does not seem to be fake.

strangeness.

"This matter is quite urgent. In order to prevent the star beads from falling into the hands of other interested people, I will tell you about the matter today, and you will leave early tomorrow morning."

When Yu Qi'an said so, Li Chu also agreed.

Before dinner, Lao Du also returned to the Taoist temple and caught up with the wild pheasant meal.

At that time, Li Chu hurried back and didn't take him with him. He came back with Wang Longqi on that kind of paid mount that was specially made for profit. Although the price was high, he still rushed back resolutely, thinking that the master had to fight without his own backpack.

Of course, the money was paid by Wang Longqi.

As for Wanli Feisha, in order to save some money, he was asked to continue running back. It may be that I was a little tired after going back and forth twice, and I haven't arrived home yet.

As soon as they landed, Lao Du and Wang Long parted ways and went back to their respective homes.

Lao Du was also quite happy to see that there was nothing to do in the Taoist temple, and he also caught up with a hard meal. A group of people was enjoying themselves, and when they closed the door and prepared to eat, there was a knock on the door again.

He opened the door and saw that it was Wang Longqi again.

"Heh, Seventh Young Master, you have a strong mouth, and you can always catch up with delicious food." Old Du laughed.

But seeing Wang Longqi lost his mind, he didn't intend to make fun of him at all, but went straight to Yu Qi'an and Li Chu, and said dully: "Guanzhu Yu, Li Chu, something happened."

"What happened?" Seeing this, Li Chu asked seriously.

"When I got home, I found someone waiting for me at my house and gave me a big gift." He replied.

"What gift?"

"a child."

"child?"

"A baby..."

"baby?"

"Hmm..." Wang Longqi said with a crying voice, "I'm becoming a father."