I Can’t Be a Sword God

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"Jiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejie..."

In the dense forest, a strange laugh suddenly sounded.

Then, there was a bang, as if something had exploded, and there was a treasure floating in the air.

The two erratic shadows passed by without looking at them. Each of these two wore a weird gown and a bronze mask. They were the smiling and crying people from the strange demon gate.

As one of the people who broke into the Calabash Cave earlier, they have already mastered the rules here.

The virtual spirits running all over the ground are all turned into treasures, but they have no meaning.

Their only goal is the seven fairy gourd seeds.

Only by getting the fairy gourd seed and descending to the second level of the secret realm, can it be possible to get the most precious thing here, and maybe even control the entire secret realm from this.

Those who are stupidly hunting for treasure here do not know what they will miss.

The sorrow and joy was so fast that when he killed a virtual spirit and found that it was not an immortal gourd seed, he immediately passed by to find the next target.

They believe that with such efficiency, they must be the first to find the seeds of the fairy gourd and descend to the second level of secret realm.

At that time, Jie Jie...

After a long search, they finally burst out the first fairy gourd seed from a running rabbit.

The shape of the seed was irregular, and it looked soft and smooth, and there was nothing surprising. But this kind of child is the most important treasure of the first level of mystery!

As long as you bring this thing to the junction, you can descend to the second level of mystery.

As soon as the smiling man raised his hand, the seed was attracted by the invisible power and flew towards his palm.

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of wind in the distance.

There seemed to be clanging bells in the wind.

The seed suddenly changed its direction under the force and flew to the place where the bell came.

"who?"

The crying face was furious, and immediately let out a weird cry against the wind——

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"

The two forces collided and entangled in the wind, but the fairy gourd seed in the middle of the storm snapped and fell to the ground.

The smiling man turned his head, locked the direction from the bell, and let out a weird laugh!

"Jie Jie Jie--"

Together with his laughter, the forest roared and many trees burst and fell inexplicably, clearing a road in an instant.

At the end of the road, there is a tauren with a huge head.

The tauren held a wooden stick in his left hand, and a chime with profound and mysterious lines in his right hand, which he was hammering hard.

"Clang clang clang--"

With each of his percussive sounds, the surrounding air seemed to rippling invisible ripples, shaking heavily!

The ripples finally spread to the smiley and crying faces, and it seemed that countless knives, guns and swords were erected in the jungle, shattering this sound wave!

At the time of invisible and invisible, it is not weaker than a thousand troops and horses!

Together with the laughter of the smiley people here, they stood up to the bell for a while, and the crying people over there shouted in a deep voice, "Who is sacred, you are the same monster race, why are you doing it right with me?"

The tauren said loudly: "I know that you are villains of the other demon sect. This secret realm is where my master's life has been spent, and it must not fall into the hands of you who do evil and evil!"

"It turned out to be the bull under the seat of the bull riding Taoist." The crying face snorted coldly: "Your master is dead. Do you think he can still be the master?"

After all, he raised his head and cried again, and attacked the tauren with the smiley man!

When the Taoist Bullrider was alive, he was extremely at odds with the foreign demon gates of the Western Regions. At this time, the two sides had revealed their identities, and immediately there was no room for negotiation!

"Jie Jie Jie--"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"

Clang clang clang clang--

The cry of ghosts, the laughter of people, the sound of cows ringing the bell, all of a sudden, in this dense forest, there are mixed noises!

This tauren was the old cow beside Ma Liang, the shepherd boy. He was very familiar with this secret realm. As soon as he broke into it, he recovered a powerful magic weapon of his master - Daoyin Xuanzhong.

As soon as this profound bell struck, it was full of great roads. Even though his cultivation level was not enough for the combined strength of the sorrow and joy, he was able to carry the strongest sonic attack of the two with one second and strongest force.

This noisy and weird battle lasted for a full half an hour.

The crying face man Shennian said: "No, the magic weapon in the hands of this reckless bull is powerful. But we have to cry and laugh, and it will be disadvantageous for a long time!"

The smiley man also divinely said: "There is really nothing more annoying in this world than the tauren ringing the bell."

The crying face said humanely: "If this continues, my voice will become hoarse. It's better to use a trick to earn him."

The smiling face said humanely: "Okay!"

The two exchanged, immediately made a plan, immediately fleeing ten feet away, and distanced themselves.

The smiley man said loudly: "Your magic weapon is powerful, our magic power is stronger. We can't tell the victory or defeat in this battle of sound and way."

The tauren snorted coldly: "Who compares with you, I only want you villains to get out of the gourd cave!"

Even though he said so, his hands stopped.

In fact, this profound clock was the magic weapon used by the bull riding Taoist back then, and it was quite demon-consuming if it was used by him. After this long time of violent knocking, his demon power is also somewhat insufficient.

In the hearts of both parties, each was guilty.

"It's okay to ask us to go. Just relying on this clock is not enough." The crying face said loudly, "Do you dare to compare with me?"

"Compared to what?" Tauren asked.

"Comparing strength!" Crying face humanely.

"Huh?" The tauren looked at him: "Do you want to wrestle with the bull?"

"Why, don't you dare?" The crying face said contemptuously.

"Huh!" The tauren snorted heavily: "Why don't you dare? You will taste the taste of horns!"

"Very good." The smiling face said humanely: "You each reveal your body and push each other. Whoever moves first will lose. You must give up this fairy gourd seed, how about?"

"Yes!" The tauren nodded.

Strength, but his greatest strength!

After all, he shook his body and instantly manifested his original form, turning into a strong scalper. If it reveals its shape, it can be transformed into a tens of feet tall, but at this time, it only uses its original form if it is only compared to wrestling.

Looking at the crying face again, he also changed his body, turning into a cyan stone, with a strange crying face painted on the smooth stone surface.

It turned out that its body was actually a stubborn stone without nine orifices, just because someone painted this crying face on the stone body, it illuminates the wisdom.

"Thinking you are a rock, can't I stand you up?"

"Come on! Set!"

The crying face let out a muffled sound, the stone body sank, and it was more than Wan Jun that he became heavier instantly!

The scalper shook his head, roared twice, and rushed forward.

Bang!

The first contact made the stubborn stone sway for a while, and it was about to fall!

The strength of the hard rock's feedback is not enough to shake the scalpers.

The crying face was also secretly shocked, this old bull deserves to have followed the bull riding Taoist for hundreds of years, and his brute force is so amazing! Not to mention a stone, even a mountain ~ www.ltnovel.com ~ only takes a few moments, I am afraid he will have to push it.

It's a pity... it's useless.

The smiling person over there suddenly moved, flew over, picked up the fairy gourd seeds, and ran away!

"Dare?!"

The scalper suddenly became anxious and roared.

The crying face here immediately said: "If you move, you will lose, that fairy gourd seed is ours!"

When the scalper heard the words, he was ruthless and continued to push forward.

Bang--

The crying face here suddenly regained strength, and the whole stubborn stone was lifted by the horns and flew into the air at once!

The old scalper turned into a tauren again, and said angrily: "You lose, return the fairy gourd seeds!"

The crying face was also transformed into the air, and then replied: "Okay, go find him to get it."

After all, he also Yufeng turned around and ran away!

"You two offspring!" The tauren stood in place, his eyes distraught: "Isn't this bullying the honest cow?!"

He stepped on his right foot with a boom, and chased after him reluctantly!

...

In the first level of mystery, people from various forces who had broken in from scattered around at first began to encounter each other, and this deserted land for many years gradually became lively.

Only a small koi under a big tree somewhere is still in a peaceful period of time.

Xiao Yue'er put her hands around her knees, put her chin on her knees, looked boredly at the pile of golden and dazzling treasures in front of her, and sighed helplessly.

Can't fit it anymore.

Don't come.

It's a pity that the sky didn't follow the wish of the fish. After a while, another gray rabbit sprang out of the grass and slammed into the tree to death. Then a small kit was revealed, which seemed to be some kind of magic weapon with its own universe inside.

The little Koi scratched his head suspiciously.

Well.

Tutu is so cute, why should he commit suicide?