I Can’t Be a Sword God

The reality disappointed Li Chu.

Mrs. Ren does not have a granddaughter named Tingting.

There is no old Taoist priest named Uncle Jiu in Renjiaji, let alone his two young apprentices.

But he didn't know what he was disappointed with...

Immediately, he packed his bags and went to Renjiaji together with Xie Ruilin.

Yin Dang Mountain is still some distance away from Yuhang Town, and Xie Ruilin transferred here directly after going to Hangzhou Mansion for a regular meeting. If you come here on a special trip, start early in the morning, and hurry up, you may not be able to arrive until noon.

They were not in a hurry on this journey, they left Deyun Temple in the morning, and when they arrived at Renjiaji, they were enjoying the afternoon.

Although Renjiaji is the county seat, its population is sparse and most of them share the same surname, making it look like a big village.

The reason why there is a county government may be because it is a geographical fortress, and it is regarded as a place where military strategists at the junction of the two continents must contend. Half of the merchants in the town have lived off the military town next door for generations.

Such a town is naturally a bit remote. But the people in the town are familiar with each other, and there is a lot of human touch.

The road in the town is not good, Xie Ruilin's carriage and horses slowly passed by, and many people greeted him warmly, "Thank you for the catcher!"

Xie Ruilin simply lifted the curtain of the car, sat on the shaft of the car, waved to the villagers one by one, and asked some homework from time to time. It can be seen that this young head catcher enjoys the love and affection of the townspeople.

He did things for the common people sincerely, and gained sincere enthusiasm, which naturally feels good.

Li Chu smiled slightly.

He was also so happy when he was recognized by the people around Shilipo at first. It was only later that a group of fanatical fans became available, and the happiness gradually turned into distress...

But judging by Xie Ruilin's appearance, he shouldn't worry about subsequent troubles.

When Li Chu looked at him, he couldn't help feeling a little envious.

The county government office in Renjiaji is not as grand as the one in Yuhang Town, the facade is a bit dilapidated, and the courtyard inside is a bit smaller, but the people inside come and go in a hurry.

As soon as Xie Ruilin came back, before he could introduce Li Chu to everyone, he heard shouts outside the door.

He hurriedly asked: "What's the matter?"

I saw a group of people carrying two arresters back, shouting: "Thank you boss! Two brothers are inspecting the town, and they met Mrs. Ren, and they were scratched!"

"Ah?" Xie Ruilin's eyebrows gathered together, and his eyes suddenly sank.

"Glutinous rice! Remove poison from glutinous rice! Quick!"

"Tie it up with a red string! Where's the talisman paper you left behind last time? Stick it between your eyebrows!"

"Bleeding! Bloodletting first!"

Li Chu watched from the sidelines. The injuries of the two policemen were not serious.

There were two finger holes on a policeman's right shoulder, which should have been pierced by nails. There was no blood dripping, but a piece of black flesh and blood coagulated there.

Another policeman had three scratches on his left arm, reaching deep to the bone, but there was no blood left, and the scars were also pitch black.

The strange thing is that both of them suffered from trauma and didn't bleed heavily, but they both looked confused.

Listen to those around you describe the situation.

One policeman was pierced by the claws of a zombie that suddenly appeared, and the other policeman didn't have the slightest cowardice in his first reaction, but tried to force the zombie to save his companion, but was scratched by the zombie's arm instead.

But he did save his companion. If he didn't make a move, after the zombie pierced through the shoulder, the next step would be to pull it over and suck blood from the neck.

If the neck is bitten by a zombie, it is really hard to save the gods.

The zombies in Renjiaji have been making trouble for so many years, and the police officers have long been familiar with these coping procedures.

First take a knife to cut off the dark flesh and blood at the wound until the blood flows out.

Then apply the glutinous rice to the wound to pull out the dead body poison remaining in the wound.

at last……

They tied the two wounded to the pillars with a large bundle of red rope that had been unwrapped tightly. And with cinnabar talismans pasted between their brows, the two wounded, whose consciousness is still vague, now look quite miserable.

Li Chulue was a little strange, and asked, "Is this also healing?"

"well--"

Xie Ruilin sighed and said: "Xiao Daoist Li, you don't know something. This person was bloodied by a zombie, so he must be contaminated with corpse poison. Even if the bloodletting and poison removal, it is still not sure whether there is any corpse poison left. You have to survive twelve years." For an hour, if you don’t turn into a zombie, you are completely safe.”

"If not... Then tonight, the dead will probably change. At that time, they will no longer be our brothers in the same robe, but... evil spirits who should be killed."

Li Chu is silent.

Zombies are so evil, it's really weird.

Although it is considered a ghost, it has a substance. Transformed by a person after death, but with a bizarre corpse poison.

In the previous troubled times, there were many tragedies in which a whole village was turned into a village of corpses by jumping dead.

Ren Jiaji's group of detectives are mostly young people, knowing that there are zombies here every year, but guarding the place with a heart of righteousness and courage, it is really admirable.

After thinking about it, he said, "Why don't you let me try?"

"Huh?" Xie Ruilin's eyes lit up: "Do you have a way to detoxify the corpse?"

"Recently, I have learned a method of Buddhist healing. It has many effects. Whether it will be effective against corpse poison... I can't guarantee it. I just can't help but want to try it. If it can add strength, it will be good." Li Chudao.

"Little Daoist Li, please hurry up!" Xie Ruilin said hastily.

Everyone in the hall surrounded the two mourning, Xie Ruilin retreated from the crowd and said: "Get out of the way, let Daoist Li cast a spell."

Li Chu stepped forward, calmed down, and visualized in his heart.

Hold a small Bodhi in your hand.

Chant the Bodhi mantra.

God thought Bodhi.

Bodhi is in my heart.

At his fingertips, a small sun slowly shines... Brightly piercing the sky!

"Wow—" all the arresters exclaimed.

Even if cultivators come to kill evil spirits every year, how has anyone seen such a scene?

Li Chu squeezed the blinding little sun, and pushed towards the wound of the man on the left.

call out--

Under the ten thousand zhang light, a puff of black mist instantly evaporated from the catcher's wound!

Not only that, the young policeman suddenly woke up, his eyes bright! Red all over the face!

"Eh? Wake up! Wake up!"

Amidst the uproar, Li Chu pushed Little Sun to the injured person on the right.

Similarly, a puff of black mist rose up.

"Roar—" the policeman on the right let out a roar instantly.

"Ha!" The policeman on the left seemed to be infected by his roar, and he also drank.

Snapped! Snapped!

With two roars, the two police officers unexpectedly bulged their chests and broke all the red ropes that were wrapped around them!

"this……"

Everyone around hurriedly retreated together.

Were these two people cured or were they transformed into corpses ahead of time?

They're not sure anymore.

If it wasn't for the corpse turning into a jumping stiff that was as powerful as a cow, how could it have such great strength?

Seeing their state, Li Chu was also a little surprised, and took two steps back.

I can't help but worry in my heart, can the little bodhi mantra also reveal problems? Doesn't that mean that Banlangen can also cause problems if you drink it?

Xie Ruilin asked loudly: "How do you two feel? Can you understand what I'm saying? Is it a dead body or a cure?"

"I don't know!" yelled the officer on the left, "But I feel it now! It's hot!"

"I want to hit ten!"

The policeman on the right gave a loud shout and jumped up!

With a bang, he stomped his feet and jumped onto the roof of the county government office!

"Flying Zombie! Flying Zombie!" Someone couldn't help exclaiming.

"Fly stiff your head!" The person next to him patted him, "Grandfather Ren is not fly stiff, how can you scratch a fly stiff?"

"Then what's going on with him?"

"Your father wants to know too!"

"..."

Just as he was talking, the catcher on the left also said: "I feel that I have great strength! Stand up!"

After all, he punched hard!

Bang——

He actually punched through the thick column surrounded by the two!

Xie Ruilin's eyelids twitched.

These two people don't have any martial arts skills, and their physical strength has always been mediocre.

This...what's going on?

Hearing another crash, the arrester on the roof stomped his feet and jumped down again, stepping on a big hole in the roof of the county government office.

"call--"

Only then did he let out a long sigh of relief.

Seeing that the red light on his face faded a little, someone dared to approach and ask, "Xiao Song, are you okay?"

"I'm great!" The young policeman thumped his chest quickly, "I feel like my whole body is full of strength! Now even if I'm asked to fight a tiger, I dare to fight!"

"Me too!" Another policeman also exhaled, regaining his senses and said, "I feel like I am big, hard, and mighty!"

Only then did Xie Ruilin look at Li Chu and exclaimed, "Little Daoist Li, you are truly a god-"

Li Chu blinked.

Um……

The effect is not bad.

...

Tiannan Pure Land Yunfu Temple.

clang--

clang--

Dangfa bell rang twice again.

Monk Yuebai opened his eyes again from the unpredictable state, got up abruptly, and came to the Buddhist hall.

"The Dharma clock, which is rare in a hundred years, rings five times in a few days. This..." The long-browed old monk's face was uncertain, "It's easy, is this a blessing or a curse?"

"Of course it's a blessing." Monk Yuebai replied in a warm voice, "There must be a real bodhisattva in the world who has attained fruition, and the bodhisattva casts spells to save the world."

"I don't know where this Bodhisattva is? Where did he cast the spell..." said the old monk with long eyebrows.

Monk Yuebai said firmly: "The Bodhisattva must be doing some extraordinary things when casting spells, killing the world's great evil spirits! Doing the world's great mercy! Eliminating the world's great cause and effect!"

Before the words fell, I heard the sound of the Fa clock again...

clang--

Then there was another sound.

clang--

Say it again.

clang--

many voices

Dang bang bang bang bang——

The eyebrows of the long-browed old monk trembled.

"Easy, are there so many evil spirits, great compassion, and great karma in this world?"

Monk Yuebai blinked.

"I don't know... I'm not a Bodhisattva."

...

"Line up and come one by one."

Xie Ruilin yelled and directed the arresters in the courtyard to line up.

A group of arresters did not dare to fight, but obediently lined up in a long line, but everyone was impatient.

At the front of the long line, Li Chu holds a round of little suns in his hand, consecrating the arresters of Ren Jiaji one by one...

"Give me one too!"

After hearing the news, some of the officers who were away came back for their shifts one after another, so they quickly made up for it, so the team has never been short-changed.

Li Chu's Little Bodhi Mantra can not only heal the wounded instantly, but also sweep away hidden diseases in the body. This is more than that, it can also make ordinary people become as powerful as a bull in an instant, and I don't know how many days it will last.

Most importantly, it can also revive the man's glory!

I don't know how many days it can last, but a few days count as a few days!

Li Chu was also happy to use his own strength to provide a little help to the policemen guarding the place.

Once someone encounters a zombie, these increased powers may save one or even a few lives.

and……

A small bodhi mantra consumes only a trace of spiritual power.

Not worth the money.

Why not do it?

...

On this day, the Flower Street and Willow Alley in Shenluo City was miserable.

There was a bustard in a brothel looking in the direction of Bailong Temple with an aggrieved expression on her face.

"You old monks, are you going to overturn the table because you can't eat meat?"

"Ring that broken clock all day long, knocking, knocking, and the men in the entire Shenluo City are ascetic."

"Do you know how much the brothel in Quanshen Luo City is worth when it is closed for half a day?"

"It's a real hit!"

clang--

clang--

clang--

In fact, the person she scolded was a bit wronged.

The monks in Shenluo Temple were also quite strange at this time.

More than 20 eminent monks sat around under the Dharma bell, chanting sutras and mantras together.

But the clock never stops.

For a long time, the scriptures were silent, but the bell still rang.

An eminent monk looked at the abbot at the top and said something from his heart.

"Brother Abbot, this Dharma clock..."

"Could it be that his mother is broken?"