I Can’t Be a Sword God

"What to eat? Just know what to eat!" Zhao Liangchen said in a deep voice, "Report the number!"

"One!" The girl's voice sounded.

"two!"

"three!"

"Four!"

"Four!"

Why is there still an echo...

Error again!

Zhao Liangchen frowned, and was about to correct him.

Suddenly, the heads of the five little ghosts suddenly raised their faces and their eyes widened...

Their eyes were focused on Li Chu...

After about two breaths, the six little braids of the five little dolls suddenly lifted up collectively!

The entire audience moved in unison.

"It's him--"

The five little ghost heads quickly hid behind Zhao Liangchen and lined up, but the two braids of the little girl turned to the sides—this formed a thousand-armed Avalokitesvara effect.

Zhao Liangchen's face was full of black lines, and he pulled them out one by one by their braids, "What are you afraid of, they are all your own people."

The little girl was forced to stand up, but immediately covered her mouth tightly with both hands, looked at Li Chu nervously, and said vaguely:

"I remember him, he was that tough Taoist priest...don't touch my teeth again!"

Monk Shenmu's suspicious eyes drifted over...

"..."

Li Chu's brows twitched involuntarily, and he didn't know what to explain for a while.

"I won't ask you to bite people anymore..." Zhao Liangchen lowered his eyelids, staring at the gang of brats, "I have something else to bother you."

The little girl rolled her eyes, "Is there something to eat after finishing the work?"

"have……"

Zhao Liangchen said helplessly, feeling a little ashamed in front of Li Chu and Shenmu.

There are not a few cultivators who raise little ghosts, but there are not many who have no prestige like myself. It was hard to get them to do something, and they had to discuss it in various ways.

Monk Shenmu glanced at the group of little ghosts, and said, "It doesn't take so many, just pick two clever ones to help."

"Smart..." Zhao Liangchen looked at them, thought for a while, pointed at the little girl and said, "Just do it yourself."

The other four male dolls were dumbfounded.

Why?

The four of us are obviously super smart!

Is it aimed at our male dolls?

Can this world be better...

The whole body on a hot day... um... forgot later...

Zhao Liangchen called out the little girl alone, and briefly explained the fishing plan to her.

After the narration, he asked again: "Do you understand?"

"Understood." The little girl nodded resolutely: "Isn't it just pretending to be a lost child and walking outside to see if any bad guys will come and catch me? I want to pretend to be as pitiful as possible and cry louder The better."

"When the bad guys come to catch me, you can quickly subdue him. He will unexpectedly find that he is on the second floor, and he always thought I was on the first floor, but I am actually on the fifth floor!"

"Good."

Monk Shenmu praised him.

Zhao Liangchen pointed his hand forward and shouted: "No suit! Take off!"

The round figure of the little girl came out in response.

...

In the quiet jungle under the night, there are occasional roars of beasts.

Wanli Feisha walked slowly in the dark forest full of tree shadows, he didn't feel scary at all, but his figure was a little leisurely.

But if you look closely, you can see that his expression is a little depressed.

Huo Zhuge is the grandson of Grandma Lihuo, and also the most promising young man in Yan Yuejiao's generation.

It is very likely that he will be the new generation of Yanyue leader decades later.

A hundred years ago, after the fall of the Demon Emperor Yin. The huge demon gate fell apart, and no new emperor appeared.

Since then, the position of the leader of Yanyue has represented the highest point of power in the Demon Sect. A more popular saying is that the leader of Yanyue can be regarded as the leader of the demon gate.

So if you have the opportunity to work under the leadership of the leader candidate, of course you must seize the opportunity to lick... no, perform well.

Huo Zhuge came out of the mountain this time because he was entrusted with an important task by the leader of Yanyue.

In addition to the Vajra Slave who was always inseparable from him and Gui Lianxie sent by the leader to assist him, he also specially appointed three helpers.

Each of the three has unique skills.

He committed seven crimes, and he was the fastest knife in Yanyue Sect.

Wucheng Yanluo is the fastest in Yanyue Sect.

And Wanli Feisha is the fastest runner in Yanyue Sect...

The first two are figures who have risen to fame in Yanyue Sect in recent years, and are leaders of the younger generation. It is a great honor for Wanli Feisha to be side by side with them this time.

Unexpectedly, after coming here.

The seven criminals are responsible for punishing dissidents. Under the seven sharp knives, an unknown number of dead souls have been harvested.

Wucheng Yanluo is responsible for amassing treasures, and in addition to stealing and plundering, he also makes a lot of money.

And Wanli Feisha...is responsible for stealing children.

Because he ran fast, when he saw a child who was suitable for cultivation, he flew over, picked it up and ran away. When the parents turned around again, they couldn't even see a shadow.

Not only to steal, but also to take care of it, and now a group of immature children have gathered in the sub-helm.

Thinking of the unlucky appearance of those children one or two, he couldn't help but get a headache.

Now he walks out all night, saying that he is working hard to work overtime for the future of Yanyuejiao. In fact, whose children come out to play in the middle of the night?

He just wanted to be quiet for a while.

Like a depressed middle-aged man.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

It's been so long since he came out, and the cry of a child still seems to be echoing in his ears.

It can be seen how cruel the torture I have brought to myself these days.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Eh? etc……

This cry... seems to be real?

Wanli Feisha listened carefully, and flew towards the direction of the source of the sound. When the strong wind blew up, he flew hundreds of feet away.

Spreading his consciousness, he found a little girl crying and walking on a hillside not far away. She seemed to have lost her way and couldn't find her home.

What a surprise...

As soon as he moved his body, another gust of wind swept over him, and he came a few feet in front of the little girl in a blink of an eye.

Only then did he realize that this was a little girl.

It's clearly a little ghost doll.

Because the yin energy in his body is not strong, he didn't realize it until he got close.

The little girl was covering her eyes with her hands and crying, when she suddenly saw him appear, she let go of her hand, and the crying stopped abruptly.

Before he could make a move, the little girl asked first, "Big Brother, are you specially catching children?"

Wanli Feisha frowned, "Are you trying to lure me here on purpose?"

The little girl nodded heavily, "Yeah!"

She actually admitted it!

Wanli Feisha felt that something was wrong, could it be some ghosts that specially lured living people to kill them? But her yin energy is so weak, it may not necessarily harm people.

He didn't bother to think too much, he raised his hand and said: "Then don't blame me for being rude!"

"Wait!" The little girl suddenly raised her hands high and called to stop.

"What?" Wanli Feisha asked.

"You dare to hit me?" She said loudly with great momentum: "Do you know who my father is?"

"Ghost baby's father...Ghost father?"

Wanli Feisha was stunned for a moment, and then said: "You don't need to scare me, just tell me who he is!"

"Are you an idiot?" the little girl said, "If I knew, why would I ask you?"

"you……"

Wanli Feisha realized that he had been molested by this brat, he was furious immediately, and raised his hand to hit him again.

But……

it's too late...

A blue figure quietly came behind him in a series of flashes.

A sense of crisis at the moment of life and death enveloped him instantly.

Wanli Feisha heard the wind behind his ears, and his back suddenly felt chills. He ignored the little girl, and immediately turned into a whirlwind, turned his head and ran away!

Behind him is Li Chu who has been observing the little girl with his mind and eyes.

As soon as Wanli Feisha's "Qi" appeared, he rushed over immediately.

Seeing him leave in the form of a whirlwind, Li Chu suddenly became more determined, this is the person they are looking for!

Orchid Butterfly swims in the clouds!

Unlimited!

Chase!

At that moment, a whirlwind filled with dust rushed out fiercely, and there was another ghostly figure, which turned into countless afterimages under the moon and chased after it.

...

Wanli Feisha didn't look back, but his spiritual sense sensed that someone was chasing him.

But he is not afraid.

Even a little want to laugh.

Catch me?

He's been an idiot since he was born. After being abducted into the Demon Sect, she was unable to practice and fight, and was bullied by the Yanyue Sect, which always believed in the strong preying on the weak.

But this unexpectedly opened up another talent for him.

run away.

Usually, only those who can't beat need to run as hard as they can.

Although the person who is chasing has to run... but if you are caught, you will be beaten up, and if you catch someone else, you will be beaten up. The degree of desperation in these two mentalities is far different.

I was beaten for a while, and ran for a while, and I was beaten and ran all the time.

Wanli Feisha didn't know how many times he had been beaten, but he ran and became... the fastest man in Yanyue Sect.

He is proud of this title, after all, it is the first time in his life that he has been recognized.

This skill of controlling the wind and divine movement can't even catch up with the swordsmanship of Tongjing Jianxiu, and can even escape by leapfrogging. So far, he has never met an opponent.

Wanli Feisha had thought that if one day he died, such a sentence would be engraved on the epitaph.

"Thousands of miles flying sand, throughout his life, he has never won a fight, and he has never lost a run."

but……

This time he was a little shocked.

When he ran thousands of feet away, the other party was still closely following him, even getting closer gradually.

He has not encountered such a strong opponent for several years.

Sweeping his consciousness, he found that the method the other party was using seemed to be...

shrink into an inch? !

Wanli Feisha's heart trembled, and he almost failed.

The other party actually used this teleportation method to chase him?

simply……

I don't know whether to say he is great or stupid.

hehe.

Wanli Feisha sneered twice in his heart.

Shrinking the ground to an inch is of course powerful, a fairy method handed down from generation to generation!

But how many times can you use a distance of only tens of feet at a time?

In long-distance raids, this is not practical.

I am afraid that only another kind of immortal method can catch up with his speed, right?

Wanli Feisha thought proudly.

Getting rid of an opponent who can use fairy magic is undoubtedly a great sense of accomplishment.

Can't catch up with me! I am that powerful!

La la la la la la... damn it!

Suddenly, the happy humming in Wanli Feisha's heart stopped abruptly.

Because he saw that little Taoist priest in Tsing Yi chasing him, in the blink of an eye, he used it more than a dozen times in a row to shrink the ground into an inch! Once again, the distance was shortened a long way.

What's the meaning?

Does the current immortal method no longer consume energy?

It was too late to say, but it was so fast at that time, in fact, it was only a few breaths, and the two of them traveled an unknown number of miles one after the other.

At this time, Zhao Liangchen and Shenmu rushed to the little girl's side.

Zhao Liangchen looked around and asked, "Where are Li Chu and the people from the Demon Sect?"

The little girl gave him a disgusted look, "When you come, the day lily will be cold, and the two of them have already run away."

Zhao Liangchen pursed his lips, and said awkwardly: "It's not a good thing for a man to be too fast..."

...

When Li Chu flashed again and appeared in front of Wanli Feisha.

Wanli Feisha's heart was broken.

It's not that he never thought that he would lose, but he never thought that he would lose so... outrageously.

It just doesn't make sense!

Shrink the ground hundreds of times!

Is this something that humans can do?

Does this piece of land belong to your family, and you can shrink it as much as you want?

But the shock didn't make him lose his mind. He knew that fighting...it was impossible for him to win.

He has absolute confidence in this.

So after being overtaken by Li Chu, he stopped immediately and grasped the magic formula.

Li Chu also turned to face him.

As soon as the Wanli Feisha Jue stopped, there was a "bang".

His whole body turned into a handful of yellow sand, flying all over the sky.

In the next second, every grain of yellow sand turned into a figure of thousands of miles of flying sand, each fleeing in different directions!

Li Chu closed his eyes.

The mind is opened, and it is instantly clear.

Although the mind-eye technique can't see through those advanced changes that change the aura, it is still very easy to use against this rough clone technique.

All the avatars have only a faint trace of true energy, and only the main body has complex yin and yang energy.

Facing the only real body, Li Chu stretched out two fingers and let out a soft sound.

"Certainly."

Boom.

Wanli Feisha froze in mid-air like a wild goose that had been shot.

In an instant, many thoughts flashed through my mind, probably...

Another fairy method?

has a problem……

This guy has a big problem...

For God's sake, check him out.

Please!