I Became the Ultimate Boss

A woman in her thirties was standing downstairs, her hair tied to the right, with a wife’s hairstyle.

She was holding the disinfectant spray bottle in her hand, spraying the road continuously, and the small spout made a strange noise.

pu chi pu chi.

Lady Boss, a convenience store, was doing disinfection work at the door. When she turned and looked up, she happened to see Ke Meng leaning against the window on the second floor.

“Ke always gets up so early.” The wife laughed gently.

On the horizon, the sun jumps out of the thick clouds, the sunlight penetrates the thin clouds, and the sky becomes extra pure.

The city cast by the steel forest is illuminated by the golden-bright and dazzling morning light, and the light spreads all the way to the rear from the distant streets.

The shadow of the wife was clearly reflected, and several tentacles stretched out on the ground.

Ke Meng blinked, and his wife still stood there gently, smiling at him without any mutation in the shadow.

He should be dazzled.

At this moment, a petite girl sprang out, wearing a loose T-shirt with a small octopus pattern. When she shook her head, the pony tail behind her shook.

She smiled hehe and shook her little hand. Her eyes under her bangs were pure and bright. She wore a mask and cried out, “Good morning Amon!”

“Morning. “Ke Meng leaned against the window and said, “I woke up early today. Do you have any fish here?”

“Yes, if you want to eat it, I will give it to you. No money.” Lady Boss said with a smile.

Ke Meng is her landlord, it is not difficult to send two packets of dried fish.

“You don’t need to be so polite, I’ll just buy a pack and try it.”

Ke Meng was about to go downstairs, the daughter of the convenience store Lady Boss offered to ask: “Amon brother , I will bring it to you.”

“Thanks.” Ke Meng heard someone bring it up, so he couldn’t go down.

The sun shines on the girl’s face, and she smiles happily, but the mask hides her smile.

“Pancake fruit and soy milk.” Ke Meng saw the trolley just launched downstairs with soy milk, fried dough sticks and pancake fruit.

“Okay!”

The girl quickly packed the soy milk and fried dough sticks.

Ke Meng transfers directly to the other party on WeChat, and then waits for the other party to put breakfast and dried fish at the door.

He is the landlord of this building. He has two 4-Layer properties under his name. Among them, the third Fourth Layer is rented out, the first floor is rented to others as a shop, and the other is in From home.

Even if he doesn’t look for a job, his little life is very moist.

Ke Meng lived on the second floor, and soon there was a thumping sound from the door.

Chen Momo’s lively voice sounded outside the door: “Open the door!”

Ke Meng opened the door wearing a mask, and saw the girl holding the small bag, looking at Ke Meng’s back. No.

“What are you looking at?” Ke Meng was puzzled.

“I didn’t see anything.”

The girl shook the head, and the pony tail behind her shook.

Ke Meng saw Chen Momo’s new hair accessory. It was a hairpin clipped to his hair, which looked like a red Q version of a small octopus.

“New hair accessory?” Ke Meng pointed to the Q version of the hair accessory on the girl’s head.

“Right, cute?” Chen Momo stared at Ke Meng, showing off to him with joy.

“Well, it’s cute.” Ke Meng commented.

The girl left happily and jogged downstairs.

Back to the bedroom, the big-faced cat still squatted in the cat’s basin, without changing its body orientation, its face still staring at the camera.

There are two bags of dried fish, pancake fruit and soy milk in the small bag.

Ke Meng knelt down, tore open the dried fish bag, took out a piece of dried fish, and handed it to the big face cat’s mouth.

I heard that in addition to cat food, cats also eat meat, milk, bread and other things.

Ke Meng has never raised a cat, but I want this big-faced cat to be different from ordinary cats. This cat can survive by eating a piece of dried fish a day. It may have mysterious power to maintain the body’s energy supply and demand. Dried fish is only a superficial demand.

The dried fish was handed to his mouth, but the big-faced cat’s mouth did not move.

Give it a little deeper, and poke the dried fish head into the cat’s mouth with very light resistance and easily insert it into the cat’s mouth.

In this step, the big-faced cat still has a fixed expression without any reaction.

“It won’t die, right?”

Ke Meng tried to push the dried fish a little deeper. The dried fish is like going into the coin hole of a vending machine, and then a little more. Then disappeared.

Ke Meng blinked. He didn’t see how the other person was eating just now, so he fed another dried fish.

As soon as half of the fish’s tail entered his mouth, Ke Meng immediately took out the fish’s tail. The dried fish only left the tail section. The fish head and the fish at the end of the mouth disappeared.

“Fuck!”

Ke Meng didn’t expect that the process of feeding the cat was so scary.

Where is eating? It even skips the process of eating. Its mouth is like the coin slot of a coin machine, and the dried fish disappears when it is put in the mouth.

Back half a step, staring at the big-faced cat for half a minute, and saw that it was still so stupid, with a fixed expression and no malicious tendency.

Maybe you misunderstood it?

Ke Meng turned back to the kitchen to take a pair of chopsticks, picked up the remaining half of the fish tail with the chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth, and then dragged the chopsticks out of his mouth.

The dried fish has disappeared, and the wooden chopsticks are intact.

According to the strange feeding knowledge that the big face cat instilled in Ke Meng, it does not need to poop or pee, and a small piece of dried fish is enough a day.

People in Maolian Village usually feed it like this, not at all suffering from malnutrition, or physical breakdown.

Ke Meng put the bag of dried fish aside, checked the video recorded by the camera frame by frame, and analyzed the feeding process.

In the shot, the middle section of the dried fish entering the mouth happened to be covered by the black shadow. The dividing line disappeared when the dried fish entered, and the wooden chopsticks not at all disappeared.

Ke Meng opened the notebook and recorded with a pen:

“During feeding, the dried fish disappeared and the wooden chopsticks were still there. Does this mean that the big-faced cat does not eat wooden items “

“The expression is fixed because it stops thinking.”

“When there is something strange around you, looking at its eyes for 15 seconds can add strange knowledge , This is the key point, we must circle it.”

“The security of the big face cat is temporarily classified as suspected security.”

This is his small habit of remembering, whenever he is right When something is interesting, it will be habitually analyzed and recorded.

Ke Meng turned the notebook forward, and he could see the various analysis records he had done before.

For example:

“Is it possible to use a mobile phone battery to make a fire in the wild? It is possible! Ignite a haystack, and finally use a fire extinguisher to extinguish the fire safely.”

“Is the “quantum wave reading method” transmitted on the Internet true? fake! After turning over it for a long time, I didn’t remember a word. “

“Is the pen fairy game true?” fake! Human manipulation! “

There are a series of analysis records, most of which are meaningless things. He feels that this record can be listed as a great reward for human confusing behavior.

Quietly passing by, he remembered something.

This cat is from the foreign world, will it carry foreign world germs or something?

But it’s useless to think of it now. The big-faced cat has been in the house from the moment he woke up. It is useless to prevent it. If there is a germ, it must have penetrated his within the body.

Ke Meng decided Now, let’s stay at home for a while.

Recently due to the pneumonia epidemic, home quarantine is quite normal.

However, his city has started to work, and people can wear masks on the street. Work, or eat something.

The mother and daughter also wear masks while working downstairs. The measures to be taken are in place. I hope they don’t have trouble.

, Ke Meng added an additional record to the small notebook:

“The big-faced cat may carry foreign world germs and stay at home temporarily for a period of time. “

Then he thought of the girl downstairs and her mother again, and added a note to his notebook: “Pay attention to the health of the tenant downstairs. “

How to pay attention? Of course, I use QQ to ask if there are any signs of discomfort.

But it is too early, so I will ask again at night, and then once a day.

Ke Meng took the paper roll and patted the silly cat on the head, “Can you talk? “