Bai Liu turned his face to avoid the spades approaching, he could smell the breath of spades and there was a clear sense of alcohol in his breath.

Of course, maybe it wasn't the spades, it could be his.

Bai Liu may drink more vodka tonight than he has ever drunk in his life combined.

Although it seems that his behavior and thinking are still very stable, his limbs also have a kind of drunken weakness. When Spade opened his arms and pressed it over, Bai Liu couldn't help but lean back, and leaned his shoulders against the wall to borrow strength.

Spade looked down at Bai Liu, who was blushing, but this time he didn't ask why Bai Liu turned red—because Bai Liu's face was always red after drinking.

The voices across the wall had become muffled.

Bai Liu slowly raised his eyes to look at Spades, his breathing was warm and light, and Spades could see a very shallow halo in Bai Liu's eyes, a halo of alcohol and drunkenness.

That halo made Bai Liu's vision out of focus, obviously his eyes were on Spade's face, but Spade always felt that Bai Liu seemed to be looking through him at someone hiding behind him.

"...I can wear it for you." Bai Liu said softly, he seemed to be smiling, a little lazy, "But do you know where to wear it?"

After a meal of spades, he said honestly, "Where?"

Bai Liu's smile became more obvious. He reached behind the spades to open the drawer. There was a whole box of Ares condoms in it, ranging from small to large. Bai Liu took them all out and he was on the bed. Spread the word.

"?" Spades was a little confused, "Do I have to wear them?"

Bai Liu raised his head, he held his chin half-smile, with undisguised wickedness and nostalgia in his eyes: "Have you ever played with balloons?"

Spades: "I've seen it, never played it."

"I was too when I was young." Bai Liu smiled, his eyes stopped on the face of spades, and his eyes became distant, "I grew up in a welfare home, the dean and teachers of the welfare home don't like children like me, they used it for festivals. The other children can be divided into two balloons, but I don't have them."

Spade's lips pursed in a straight line: "They should give it to you."

"There is nothing in this world that should or should not be done." Bai Liu lowered his eyes, his voice was indifferent, "I won't be sad about this kind of thing, because the wholesale balloons are not worth a lot of money."

Bai Liu paused: "But the other kid who didn't get the balloon doesn't think so."

"He got a bunch of balloons out of nowhere, painted it with colorful markers from the craft room, and handed it to me in front of all the kids who got the balloons."

Bai Liu lowered his head and smiled: "I saw the rubber rings on these balloons. He found them in the trash can, washed them, and made them into balloons after beating them."

"He didn't know what these things were originally used for, but he turned them into balloons that children would find beautiful and gave them to me."

Bai Liu's eyelashes trembled lightly: "In essence... I shouldn't be happy because of this kind of thing."

"Because the balloons aren't really worth much, and they're dirty and disgusting."

But Scheta looked at him like that, holding the balloon and looking at him, and there was a small wound left by rummaging through the trash can, and Bai Liu took it by surprise.

Then Sheeta looked at Bai Liu and smiled slightly.

In that instant, those cheap balloons, those dirty and disgusting condoms, seemed pure and precious because of Sheeta's smile.

It was a very strange feeling. Bai Liu realized for the first time that the value of these items actually had a subjective shift.

"It's the first time that I thought that these things were pretended to be...they turned out to be valuable." Bai Liu said softly, "because he gave it to me."

"He made me feel that contraception/condoms/condoms are not disgusting."

Spades held up a box of condoms, and after observing for a while, asked, "Are these disgusting balloons?"

"In my original concept, these are balloons used to do very dirty things." Bai Liu raised his head, he reached out and stroked Spade's face, let go of his forehead hair, and looked at Spades with half-closed eyes Pure black eyes, "which hold the desire of the human flesh/body for full contact."

Spades confused: "Why use this thing to isolate if you want full contact?"

"Because of distrust, fear, fear." Bai Liu lowered his eyes, "People can't believe that the person who comes into contact with oneself is free of disease, can marry oneself, can bring their children a happy marriage and future, and can love forever themselves, so they use this thing as their last insurance."

"Most of the time, that's the correct way to use a condom - because there really isn't someone in this world who loves you forever and won't hurt you."

"But people always use this kind of excuse to entangle each other, and then use this thing to separate themselves from each other - sometimes they don't even use it, in order to better control and hurt each other, such as allowing each other to conceive their own children, get Better sex/intercourse experience."

"From a universal logic, it's right to use this thing."

Bai Liu looked at the spades: "I thought this logic was ironic, so I told the person who gave me the balloons about the origin and use of these balloons. I thought it was disgusting at that time."

"You know what he told me?"

Spade stared at Bai Liu and said calmly: "If I am a very dangerous monster, when a person is willing to approach me one day, this thing can protect him from my harm."

"I don't find this thing disgusting, it's a protective prop."

Bai Liu was quiet for a long time, and he said, "Yes, that person told me that too."

"I can teach you how to use and wear it." Bai Liu's voice was calm, "...Maybe apart from me, no other person will teach you these things."

It's like Scheta didn't understand that the balloon he held up was the contraceptive/condom/condom that everyone laughed at.

"No need." Spades interrupted Bai Liu abruptly.

With no emotion on his face, he suddenly reached out and put away all the condoms, swept them into the bedside table, turned off the light, turned around and put Bai Liu in the quilt to cover it, and said in a muffled voice: "I don't wear it anymore, go to sleep."

Bai Liu looked at the ceiling, there was a faint bump and gasp from the head of the bed, but he didn't know why he smiled and asked, "Why don't you use it?"

Spades were silent for a long time in the dark night before answering: "I'm not sure if you will be hurt."

"This protective prop looks fragile."

Bai Liu's voice was calm: "Didn't you already hurt me? Now you don't want to?"

"My intuition at that time told me that I should separate you from that heart." Spade's tone was a little low, and he seemed to think that he had done something wrong.

Bai Liu asked, "What about now?"

Spades said, "Now my gut tells me I shouldn't hurt you any more."

Bai Liu turned his head slightly, and he squinted at the spades, imitating the man's tone: "Why, there is no reason?"

"There's a reason," said Spades. "We're married, and we took an oath."

In a queer tone he solemnly imitated the oaths of the soldiers when they imitated the priests when they were witnessing their marriage: "—from now and forever, whether in good times or in bad times, rich or poor, health or disease, happiness or Sad, I will love you and cherish you forever and ever."

Bai Liu couldn't help but chuckle, but he quickly started pouring cold water: "This is just a game in your life, you don't have to take it so seriously."

"There are only games in my life." Spades asked in confusion, "Why can't I take it seriously?"

Bai Liu quieted down, and he turned his back to the spades: "Good night."

Spade was lying flat against Bai Liu, oh, and then closed his eyes.

After he heard Bai Liu's breathing evenly, Spade gently opened the bedside table. He lowered his head and looked at the condoms inside for a while, then reached out and took out a box.

There was a loud gasp from the next room.

"This thing turns out to be a balloon, no wonder you have to use your mouth..." Spade nodded suddenly and said to himself, "So Guy and the others are blowing the balloon and can't breathe?"

Then Spades fell into a new round of questions: "Why do two people blow balloons together on their wedding night?"

But Bai Liu, who was behind the spades, was really asleep this time, and no one could answer his endless questions.

The next morning, when Bai Liuxu woke up, he drew his gun on the spot within a second and aimed it at these unknown white spherical objects in the room.

After the night passed, Bai Liu was like changing a room. The room was full of balloons of various sizes.

After confirming that this room was the one he slept in last night, Bai Liu put away the gun, put on his clothes, and expressionlessly tore off a balloon the size of a washbasin that was attached to the wall.

He saw the ball mouth, a yellowish rubber ring.

Bai Liu's movements paused for two seconds. He buttoned his shirt and walked to the bedside table to open it, and then he stopped again.

At least six boxes of unopened condoms were used up yesterday, leaving only a few empty boxes lying in the drawer.

Bai Liu slowly adjusted his breathing, cleaned up all the balloons in the room, threw them into the trash can, turned and walked out of the room.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Alex and Guy outside the door, poking their heads at the door, and Bai Liu gasped as soon as he came out.

Guy was blunt, and looked at Bai Liu with horror: "You are still alive! I thought the spades gave you... dead!"

Bai Liu was quiet for a moment, then he looked at Guy and asked with his eyes.

Guy's eyes wandered around Bai Liu's waist uncontrollably: "The spades came out last night for condoms."

"I want twelve boxes, any size." Alex's eyes were very strange, he said slowly, "But we have already put six boxes in the house, and the total is almost two hundred... "

Bai Liu: "..."

Guy couldn't help it, and glanced straight into the room curiously: "What did you do in the house last night? You used so much in one night?"

Thinking of Tang Erda, Alex's gaze towards Bai Liu became more and more wrong, and he emphasized faintly: "There are any size..."

Bai Liu casually ignored this topic and asked calmly, "Where's the spades?"

Alex looked very complicated: "We met spades in the morning, and he said that it was not enough, so he went to town to buy condoms..."

"We thought you wouldn't get up for a while." Guy teased a little, and winked his eyes, "After all, the spades seem to be in a hurry, and I feel like I'll be back with you soon."

Bai Liu: "..."

Guy was right. After Bai Liu smiled and loaded the gun, when he said that he was going to find the spades, the spades ran back by himself.

Bai Liu was startled when he saw the spades.

This man's face is covered with various paints, holding a large number of huge balloons with abstract painting significance, and his hair is full of various paints that are mottled and intertwined with colorful lines.

Spade walked in front of Bai Liu, and the man was breathing with a rare breath.

Bai Liu noticed the red mark around the man's mouth - it could be seen that he had been blowing the balloon all night hard.

Spades held a pile of about seven or eight balloons that had been torn by paint, and his black eyes seemed to be shining brightly in the pile of messy colors: "I didn't find a marker, I borrowed paint to draw."

Bai Liu Yijing - he realized that this guy was imitating Scheta's behavior of drawing balloons with markers and giving him.

But I'm not good at it at all, so I came up with a bunch of even more terrible art masterpieces.

But Spades didn't seem to think so. With his back straight, he said, "I played all night, and these are the best looking ones."

"Here's the balloon they didn't give you." Spades said as he stuffed the balloon into Bai Liu's hand, he emphasized, "You should have."

Spades panted, with a particularly serious tone: "The two of them must have blown more balloons than me last night. Our marriage won them over."

"I just asked, and the people who got married here recently used the most condoms that night. We should have the best condoms."

Bai Liu looked up at the dirty spades, he finally took the balloon, gave the spades a hug, and said, "Yes."

"We tied the knot very well."

The author has something to say: a wedding night that normal people understand: people who love each other doi together

The Marriage of Spades Understanding: Two-Person Balloon Blowing Competition

Spades: I won with two, and it is the first

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