I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

"It hurts me, what are you going to learn from me?".

The four-eyed Taoist priest glared at the zombies.

Then, he continued to stand up and said:"Let's keep jumping!"

After just two steps, he saw a frog beside him.

Seeing this, Taoist Master Simu suddenly smiled.

He grabbed the frog and put the charm on it, saying:"Help."

Then, let the frog jump in front, and the zombies behind him also jumped.

It was just the first time that I was caught off guard and the zombie jumped up and kicked me in the butt.

"Oh my god!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest was kicked out and lay on the ground.

He quickly got up and hid aside.

Then, the zombies followed the frog and jumped up.

The four-eyed Taoist priest stood aside with a relaxed expression..Immediately

, he jumped on the arm of one of the zombies.

"Hitchhiking is so comfortable!"

So, he started dancing.

At this moment, a figure in white slowly floated through the woods in the distance and sat on a branch.

In front, the frog leader led the zombies to continue jumping.

But next For a moment, the frog changed its direction and jumped out to the side.

The zombies also immediately changed their direction and jumped out to the side.

"You can't change direction, you can't jump sideways!"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes shouted.

But it was no use. The zombies jumped instantly and almost jumped down the mountain forest. Taoist Priest

Four Eyes jumped down and stopped the zombies.

Then he turned to look at the frog on the ground.

However, I saw several frogs at this time

"Why are there so many!"

"Which one is it?"

The Taoist priest with four eyes was a little overgrown.

He had just fed the talisman to the frog, which was the key to controlling the zombies.

So, he immediately squatted down and started looking.

At this time, the figure in white on the branch not far away, Immediately he waved his hand.

In an instant, the long sleeve in his hand flew out, and he strangled one of the zombies and pulled him back.

At this time, the four-eyed Taoist priest also found the frog and took out the talisman.

"Finally found you!"

The Taoist priest with four eyes breathed a sigh of relief.

However, when he raised his head, he saw a figure in white holding a zombie and flying towards the distance.

"Um?"

His expression changed instantly, and he immediately chased after them.

Soon, he caught up with the two of them, grabbed the zombie with one hand, and took it back.

The four-eyed Taoist priest turned his head to look at the figure in white fiercely, and shouted:"You If you dare to steal my body, I will beat you until you become an idiot!"

Just as he rolled up his sleeves, the figure in white rushed down. Taoist Priest Four Eyes immediately rolled over and hid. Then

, Li Yu stood up, took out the copper sword in his hand, and immediately attacked.

In an instant, the two people They started fighting in the forest.

It was obvious that the figure in white clothes was no match for Taoist Priest Four Eyes, and was beaten back steadily.

Just when Taoist Priest Four Eyes was about to take action again, the figure in white clothes leaped directly into the air. In the middle, he tore off his clothes in an instant.

When he landed on the ground again, his whole body was exposed, with two white jade legs and fragrant shoulders, his hair was hanging down, and he looked at the surroundings with a loving look on his face. Taoist priest

"ah?"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes was stunned.

At this time, the female ghost in white slowly twisted her round jade legs and looked at Taoist Priest Four Eyes.

"Want to seduce me?"

Four-Eyed Taoist Priest immediately turned his head, muttering that he couldn't look.

The female ghost in white spit out a lot of bubbles from her mouth and flew towards Four-Eyed Taoist Priest.

Four-Eyed Taoist Priest was surprised, why are there so many bubbles?

Turned his head to look He glanced at the female ghost in white.

The next moment, he saw the female ghost in white kissing her and giving her a sweet kiss.

"ah?"

"Did she kiss me?"

The four-eyed Taoist priest turned his head and his heartbeat began to accelerate violently.

"Why is my heart beating so hard?"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes was a little panicked.

The next moment, he immediately sat down cross-legged on the ground and closed his eyes.

The female ghost in white waved her hand gently, and Taoist Priest Four Eyes' body slid towards him uncontrollably. past

"No, this won't work, I'm a Taoist priest! This is not possible!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest said repeatedly.

Finally, he came to the female ghost.

"No way, baby!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest still couldn't hold it back, and rushed up to hug the female ghost.

Seeing this, the audience suddenly laughed.

"It seems that the four-eyed Taoist priest is not good at teaching. He is so easily tempted?"

"If you are seduced by a female ghost, I’m afraid there will be no good ending!"

"It seems that Taoist Priest Four Eyes is indeed his junior brother, so it’s better for Uncle Jiu to stay calm!"

"Hahaha! I really don’t know what Taoist Priest Four Eyes will be like!"

The audience is looking forward to the next plot.

……

The four-eyed Taoist priest hugged the female ghost in white.

The female ghost in white looked very confident at this time, knowing that Taoist Four Eyes had taken the bait, so when Taoist Four Eyes was not paying attention, she slowly reached out and stroked Taoist Four Eyes' back.

Instructing the next lesson, the originally white jade hands instantly turned into furry claws with sharp nails!

Moreover, the whole person's face also turned into the face of a fox.

This is a vixen!

The next moment, just as the vixen was about to stretch out his hand and tear the body of the four-eyed Taoist priest, the four-eyed Taoist priest suddenly stretched out his hands and grabbed the vixen's hand.

When he raised his head, he saw that his glasses turned into Bagua copper coins and burst into golden light.

"Ha ha! Vixen! Do you think you can charm me?"

The four-eyed Taoist priest grinned.

The vixen was so frightened that he rushed out and tried to escape.

The four-eyed Taoist priest immediately stood up and shot two red lights from his Bagua eyes.

The vixen was immediately frightened and shot towards the air.

The four-eyed Taoist priest confidently picked up the copper coins on the ground and threw them out.

The next moment, there was only a scream, and the vixen fell to the ground.

The copper sword had penetrated her body.!

"I see that you look pretty good and I want to tease you, but do you take it seriously?"

The four-eyed Taoist priest said with a hum.

After pulling out his copper sword, the vixen completely revealed himself and turned into a fox.

"He was a vixen, but luckily he didn't go too far to play with it."

Taoist Priest Four Eyes said to himself.

As he wrote this, the audience were all surprised.

"I thought Taoist Master Four Eyes was bewitched by a ghost, but it turned out that wasn’t the case?"

"Okay, okay, this Taoist priest with four eyes looks pretty good, and he does have concentration."

"This four-eyed Taoist priest seems to be not weak at all, a vixen took it down so easily!"

"Yes, Uncle Jiu’s junior brother indeed has two brushes!"

……

Taoist Priest Four Eyes stood up and helped the zombie up.

Turning around, he saw that his zombies were all jumping around after losing control.

But fortunately, there were branches blocking it, so it was not lost.

"Wow! Everything is in chaos, stop jumping, I'm coming!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest quickly grabbed the zombie and followed him.

……

It's getting light.

In the house, Jia Le is lying on a chair, sleeping soundly

"Jingjing, this is a misunderstanding!"

He suddenly spoke, but he was talking in his sleep.

He turned over and continued to sleep.

And the sound of footsteps was heard from outside.

Taoist priest Simu led the zombies and had already returned to the outside of the house.

"Stand firm!"

"knock off! Taoist priest Simu stretched his body, walked outside the house, knocked on the door, and said,"Jia Le, the door is open.""

However, after shouting twice, no one responded.

"Knorr? Knorr?"

I went to push the door and found that the door was locked from the inside.

"This brat!"

He directly pierced the window paper, reached in, and opened the latch. When he pushed the door open, he saw Jia Le sleeping soundly on the chair.

"What a stinky boy, I asked you to guard the door, but you are sleeping soundly here!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest was very angry.

Then, he immediately went to the side room, gave each of these zombies a bamboo pole, and then took the talisman and said:"The sky is spiritual, the earth is spiritual, the walking corpse has spirit, the walking corpse has spirit. corpse has sex"

"Forget the ringtone, hit when you hear it, hit when you scream!"

"Oh my order!"

After saying that, he ran to the side.

At this time, Jia Le also woke up, heard the movement outside, and saw all this

"Follow my orders!

Taoist Priest Simu thought:"Try it first!""

Immediately, he brought a stone basin from the side, came to the front of the zombies, held it on his head, and shouted:"Ouch!"

Suddenly, the zombies raised their hands and smashed the stone basin into pieces.

This scene immediately shocked Jia Le, who was peeking inside the house.

"It’s over! Something bad is happening!"

He knew that the master was definitely going to correct himself.

He immediately returned to the chair and lay down. Before he was ready to do anything, he heard footsteps coming from outside and opened the door.

The next moment, all the zombies gathered around Jia Le Taoist priest

Si Mu took the lead and hit Jiale on the buttocks with a bamboo pole.

Jiale had seen Taoist priest Simu doing it before, but he couldn't cry out even if it hurt.

And Taoist priest Simu couldn't scream. is surprised

"oops!"

"I hit you with such force, but this bastard didn't even cry out?"

The four-eyed Taoist Priest was surprised.

However, he forgot that he shouted these two words.

· ·····Asking for flowers· ······

So, all the soldiers nearby raised their bamboo poles and hit him in an instant.

"oops!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest shouted in pain.

The more he shouted, the harder the zombies hit him.

The more they hit him, the more he shouted, and he fell to the ground after being beaten for a while.

"Oh my god, it hurts so much! Stop fighting! Oh my god!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Mud horse! This really made me laugh!"

"He wanted to punish his apprentice, but he ended up punishing himself!"

"This is really funny, absolutely amazing!"

"Su Yu's ability to write comedy is really getting stronger and stronger!"

The audience was laughing until their stomachs ached. This Taoist priest with four eyes was really a funny guy!

……

At this time, Jia Le rolled off the chair, climbed forward, and covered Master's mouth.

The next moment, all the zombies stopped.

He looked at Taoist Master Four Eyes and said,"Master, don't call these two words anymore."

"Otherwise these corpses will kill you!

After hearing this, Taoist Priest Simu reached out and took away Jiale's hand and asked,"What two words are there?""

"That's it……"

Halfway through, Jia Le thought of it and said with a smile:"This can't be said."

"can not say?"

The four-eyed Taoist priest looked at Jiale squatting in front of him, stretched out his thumb, and gave him a thousand-year kill.

"oops!"

Jia Le jumped up in pain.

Immediately, the zombies hit him with bamboo poles.

.........

Just as he was about to shout out a second time, he immediately covered his mouth and jumped out of the circle of zombies.

The four-eyed Taoist priest who fell to the ground looked at Jia Le and was furious.

Jia Le immediately walked out of the door and shouted to all the zombies:"Ouch!"

"oops!"

Suddenly, all the zombies jumped out immediately.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes then stood up and said,"You are smart!"

Then, he raised his hand and rubbed his red and swollen forehead.

"oops."

I couldn't help but spoke again.

Suddenly, the zombie at the door turned to face him.

He was so scared that he shut his mouth.

Outside, Jia Le's voice came again, luring all the zombies out.

Finally, he Morgue.

He immediately started casting spells with his charms

"Listen to my command and forget about it!"

After he finished speaking, he immediately burned the talisman in front of him.

At this time, all the zombies dropped the bamboo poles in their hands.

"Finally done."

Jia Le breathed a sigh of relief.

Then he started to pick up all the zombies and put them in special positions.

While hugging them, he was still complaining.

"My master specializes in doing this kind of thing."

However, little did he know that Taoist Master Simu had already walked over and stood in the house.

"If you want to hit me, just be fair and aboveboard, why be so sneaky!"

"Fortunately, I peeked in, otherwise I would have been beaten to death by you big brothers!"

Jia Le turned around and looked at these zombies and said.

He turned around, without looking carefully, and directly picked up the next one.

However, he didn't know that he was holding the fourth-eyed Taoist priest.

"Wow! This one is so heavy!"

"I wonder if it will be so serious when Master dies in the future."

"No, if the master is so mean, he will definitely be sick and skinny before he dies."

As he said that, he placed the four-eyed Taoist Priest in the stall specially placed for zombies. He raised his head and saw that it was the four-eyed Taoist Priest.

Suddenly, his face turned bitter.

"Master?"

Just when I was about to force you to leave, Taoist Master Simu pressed him on the face.

"You are so good, Master loves you so much!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest squeezed Jiale's face vigorously.

As he wrote this, the audience burst into laughter again.

This contrasting plot is really unbearable!

……

This plot was written in a coherent manner, but Su Yu wrote very slowly. Sometimes after typing a line, he would take a break for ten or twenty minutes, or even sit at the computer desk for about an hour.

Very relaxing and comfortable.

This plot took nearly half a day to write.

In fact, this speed is the normal speed of other creators, and it is far less productive than Su Yu!

I got up to take a rest, ordered a takeaway, and continued to be a mukbang in front of more than 10 million viewers.

Before I knew it, it was around ten o'clock in the evening.

Su Yu yawned, glanced at the time, and said,"Everyone, I'm sleepy. I'll rest first.""

"See you tomorrow!"

There are still 13 million viewers in the live broadcast room, and Su Yu is not worried about the loss of these readers! Enter.