I am Vardy

　　 "I suddenly came up with an idea!" I glanced back and forth over the four bald heads next to my head, and thought of a good teasing plan.

　　 Several people looked at Vardy curiously. Facts have proved that this product is just a tease, and his ideas may all be tease ideas.

　　Vardi said his thoughts, and several animals lit up, which was quite interesting.

　　 Only Cahill was reluctant: "So I have to buy a fake headgear, which is a big loss!"

　　 Then, under the deterrent force of several animals, Cahill completely succumbed, from the body to the will, and the one who served could no longer serve.

　　 So, after the training, Cahill went to buy a headgear that was the same as his original hairstyle and put it on his head. In this way, no one knew he was shaved.

　　 As for Valdy’s idea, of course, it must be implemented when five people are on the court during the game, so that is to say, Docahir will wear a balaclava for the next week.

　　Facts have proved that although Valdy’s Everton defensive counterattack tactics have not changed, their impact ability has dropped by a whole grade.

　　In the two Premier League games with Birmingham and Fulham, Everton scored only one goal by Cahill, scored two draws and scored two points.

　　 Of course, Everton's defense is still as good as before, otherwise these two games are absolutely fierce.

　　 But in this way, Everton was also surpassed by Manchester United and Liverpool, slipping from the third place in the standings to the fifth place.

　　 At this time, the public opinion about the decline of Everton began to be very popular. Everyone generally thinks that Everton has experienced their amazing early stage of the league, and now it is their real strength. There may even be a risk of further decline.

　　Another saying is that Everton suffers from "Valdy's Dependence Syndrome". In the absence of Valdy, Everton has forgotten how to win.

　　The data proves this well.

　　 In the 14 rounds of the Premier League, Vardy started four times and made three substitutes for a total of seven appearances, but scored seven goals very efficiently. In these seven games, Everton remained undefeated with four wins and three draws, directly bringing 15 points.

　　In the other seven games in which Valdi did not play, Everton had three wins, three draws and one loss, and the efficiency of scoring was not very high.

　　Especially after Vardi became more integrated into the team and lost Vardi, Everton had forgotten how to score. The two draws are the best proof.

　　 But the dark age is about to pass. After three suspensions, Valdi returns and Everton will regain the sharpest gun.

　　 Hold back for more than two weeks, Valdi vented his energy on the training ground and showed a very good body and competitive state, which made the fans who watched Everton training very happy.

　　 "Newcastle is over, they must not be able to stop Valdy's impact!"

　　 "Waldi is really a genius, but it would be nice if he was not so hot on the court. If it were not for his total red card suspension, how could we not even win Birmingham and Fulham!"

　　 "I don't know if the Newcastle coach is crying and fainting in the toilet now. Valdy never came back early but didn't come back late, but ended the suspension in this game!"

　　 "Let’s call on the top to buy Valdy and let him stay in Goodison Park forever!"

　　......

　　 St James Park Stadium, the visiting team's dressing room.

　　Cahill scratched his head from time to time. There was no way that the fake headgear made his head tickle too much.

　　 "If you are sure to score, do you really want to do that? We are not making movies!"

　　Vardi's face looked like a smile, but he couldn't think of a funny idea, how could he not do it!

　　 saw Vardy's expression, Cahill sighed, helplessly said: "Well, maybe I came to Everton is a mistake!"

　　When both players appear in the player channel, the referee team is already waiting there.

　　 Suddenly, the little caddie led by Vardy shouted to the referee loudly: "Mr. Referee, please do not give Newcastle a yellow or red card!"

　　 The player channel was quiet, and all the children's words of the little caddie could not help but endure.

　　Especially Valdy, who is almost smiling, is so cute!

　　 But in the next second, Valdy will no longer think this little guy is cute, because this little guy has another sentence to make up:

　　 "Give the card to Valdy, anyway, he likes to eat it the most!"

　　 Under Valdy's green face, everyone in the player channel laughed, this little caddie is going to heaven!

　　 If it is an ordinary Newcastle fan, Vardy would never mind giving him a good look, but now that he is such a cute little guy, Valdy can only threaten with a look.

The expression on his face was not good, rolled his eyes, and Vardy pretended to be vicious and said: "Little guy, what is your name? Since you want the referee to give me a red card, then I can't be too stingy, I decided to Score a goal during the game as a gift for you!"

The vicious expression made by Valdy actually can't scare people~www.readwn.com~ Even if it's a child, this little caddie still cried suddenly after Vardy finished speaking, because he was afraid that Valdy was really Score in the game.

　　 This time it was Valdy's turn, at a loss, facing children, sometimes more terrifying than women.

　　 "Uh, don't cry anymore, I won't dedicate a goal to you!" Valdy squatted down and calmed the little caddie.

　　 The other players watched with a smile, and were able to see the spitting out. They were still very happy.

　　 "That won't work, unless you promised me not to score, otherwise I will tell the reporter that you bullied the child!" The little caddie stopped crying and turned his head to face Valdy blackmail.

　　 This child is going to be a master!

　　 Valdy's expression is wonderful. Whose bear boy is this? Hurry up and take it away!

　　 Looking at the little fart who was crying again, Valdy felt that he might have caused an existence that should not be caused.

　　Vardi's head was too big, and the look of the little demon was full of grudges. In the end, it was the Newcastle staff who relieved Valdi. Otherwise, I really don't know if Valdi can live until the game starts.

　　 transferred all the grievances to Newcastle. If he did not vent his own fire, he was afraid he would go crazy, so Newcastle became his target.

　　Do not blame me, I am actually very gentle;

　　 Don’t blame me, I’m not cruel.

　　 Don’t blame me, I just want to score;

　　 Don't really blame me, you blame the little devil who wants to give me a card.

　　Tonight, St James Park Stadium doesn’t believe in tears, so I’ll be the man who makes everyone cry.