I am Vardy

A leisurely afternoon.

"Girl, give Yele one!"

"..."

"Not happy? Then the uncle will give you a happy one!"

After finishing speaking, Vardy opened his mouth towards his daughter, and then, the daughter was scared and cried...

Elena in the kitchen heard her daughter crying, and without thinking about it, she knew that the unreliable father was awesome and did not do a good job. Without saying a word, she rushed into the room like the wind, and kicked pia on Vardy's face.

Vardy's whole body was stuck to the wall in a large font, almost in a coma.

I want to cry but I don't have tears in my heart. It is said that Yi Lianna was such a small bird before marriage, why has she become a heroine now?

Has the monk himself become the object of a heroine's fight for justice? Otherwise, why would I be beaten every day!

In the room, in the living room, in the kitchen, in the bathroom, in the swimming pool... everywhere I was beaten, it was miserable.

Of course, after being beaten, they must be beaten back, and then, Yi Lianna's panting sounds are everywhere...

After another fierce duel, the two hugged on the sofa, Elena curled up like a kitten, while Vardy stared at the ceiling in a daze.

The World Cup is over!

After the European Cup, England has more World Cups and has dominated world football.

The biggest hero among them is Vardy.

Scored an incredible 15 goals in all seven games, and also surpassed everyone in assists. One person dominated the entire World Cup.

England ascends the throne!

Vardy ascends the throne!

World football will leave their legends forever, forever!

After winning the championship, there is naturally a grand celebration. Every corner of England is full of laughter and joy.

In recognition of the contribution of the England national team, the Queen of England decided to honor every soldier, among which Vardy's title is the highest.

The Order of the British Empire is divided into five classes,

Among them, only the top two ranks are considered real knight titles.

Most of the players won the third-class commander's medal, while Vardy won the first-class Knight Grand Cross.

You know, when Ferguson led Manchester United to win the Champions League, he only won the second-class knight-level commander's medal. At least in terms of social status, Vardy is already on the same level as Ferguson.

Even Irina can add a title of lady for this.

Don't think that titles are not important in modern society, they are always a symbol of social status.

In his previous life, Beckham had been struggling to get an honor, and he had done so much charity, but he still got nothing in the end. This shows the dignity of the title.

Of course, Beckham finally got his wish in this life. Although he is not as good as Vardy, he also won the second-class Knight Commander Medal. As the captain of England, he contributed a lot to England's way to win the championship, and the award is well deserved.

Since then, world football has entered the Vardy era and the England era.

 …

When the Vardy Retirement Memorial Tournament is held at Old Trafford in 2022, most of the world football will come.

There is no suspense, as the true ruler of world football in the past 20 years, Vardy's impact on world football is immeasurable.

In the commemorative game, Vardy personally exhibited the honors he has won throughout his career.

16 World Player of the Year awards, 15 European Ballon d'Or awards, 3 World Cup titles, 4 European Cup titles, 14 Champions League titles, countless top league titles, domestic cup champions never even had the chance to make an appearance... ..

If Vardy hadn't taken Elena and a pair of children around the world on a sudden whim in one of those years, I am afraid there would be more trophies.

In the past nearly 20 years, the world football has been trembling under Vardy's reign of terror. All opponents dare not stand in front of Vardy. Only Vardy can do this.

The fans were crying, wanting to die, Vardy's departure is absolutely unacceptable to them, because they have long been used to watching Vardy's wonderful performances, watching Vardy's wonderful teasing, it's like eating breakfast every day as usual.

But for those opponents, it's dawn!

The football world around the world is liberated, and there is no longer any need to worry about Vardy dominating them. You know, even FIFA and UEFA have nothing to do with Vardy, so what can they do about Vardy?

Being in the same era as Vardy is a tragedy for all the talents. Ronaldo and Messi have struggled for more than ten years, but they failed to survive Vardy. They retired first.

And later, Neymar, Hazard and others were even less of a threat to Vardy. Speaking of which, it was all tears...

Now, they finally have the feeling of turning over and singing, and from then on, world football is the real world football.

Although all the superstars are gearing up to compete for the throne left by Vardy, the media predicts that world football will surely enter a chaotic world without a leader, where warlords fight among each other.

However, what everyone didn't expect was that on the second day of the retirement match, Vardy held a press conference to announce his official comeback.

I am so teased that Vardy is back!

On that day, it was hailed as the mourning day of world football by later generations, and the whole world football was cold.

Perhaps, the so-called retirement match was just a teasing act by Vardy, it was just a joke, but the whole world was fooled by him!

 …

When Vardy announced his retirement again, the entire world of football seemed to have nothing happened, and he was not taken seriously at all!

You think we are stupid, how can we be fooled by you a second time?

However, Vardy really retired and never set foot on this green field as a player.

While running Manchester United, he also took root in the youth training camp, taking it as his own responsibility to cultivate one after another, throwing his head and blood, and he doesn't care about mountains of swords and seas of fire.

A year later, the Manchester United youth academy announced its closure...

Because no parents will choose to send their children to the Manchester United youth academy, regardless of the ability of the youth academy, they can't stand their children talking about "thinking about life" every day.

Well, why don't I go!

Vardy once again took Elena and the children around the world. Recently, he has a new goal, which is to take a manned spaceship to the moon and try it out. I don’t know if aliens like it or not. style......

"Jamie, if you go to the moon, buy an alien woman for me and come back. You should be older. Anyway, you know my taste!"

After knowing Vardy's ideals, Fatty Rooney said this to Vardy.

Well, I guess the little fat man's taste won't change in his life!

 …

Vardy knew that the system would leave him one day, but when that day did come, he would still be very sentimental, with tears in his eyes, and said affectionately to the system in a sad tone: "You fucked up at last!" !"

 …

Floating in the vast universe, the system muttered to itself: "Why don't you try to find someone who plays basketball to possess you next time?"

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(End of the book)

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