I am Vardy

"All I'm saying is the vuvuzela the fans brought into the arena!"

With strong indignation in Vardy's expression, he spoke to the reporters in the audience without hesitation.

The reporters couldn't help but their eyes lit up, Vardy is about to fire the rhythm!

Speaking of which, since the start of the World Cup, although there have only been a few games in three days, the vuvuzela, which obviously has local characteristics, has become well-known all over the world, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as notorious.

Every game, the noise in the stadium is full of vuvuzela sounds. The players are unhappy, the fans are unhappy, and the fans in front of the TV are even more unhappy. There is only a small amount of local fans who think it is great, because it is unique to them. They are very proud of being able to make the World Cup be dominated by vuvuzelas, and an infinite sense of honor wells up in their hearts.

It's just that the whole world is going to collapse.

After a few games, the players were interviewed. First, they didn’t talk about the game, second, they didn’t talk about their performance, and third, they didn’t talk about their expectations. Blame God and others.

It's just that now that Vardy is going to shoot at local specialties, the reporters have no way to calm down. Everyone knows that Vardy is a guy who can even open the sky.

For someone else, it's just a complaint at most, and they can't change anything.

But Vardy is different, no one can feel the pulse of this guy.

So, in the eyes of everyone's eager anticipation, Vardy began to speak angrily.

"I strongly protest the fans bringing the vuvuzela into the stadium. The noise made by the vuvuzela makes it impossible for us to concentrate on playing football on the field. The excitement of the game is greatly reduced, and this thing may even hurt us. auditory nerves!"

"I'm here to play the World Cup, not to be tortured!"

"I just want to ask, if I do become deaf because of this, who will be responsible?"

"Imagine the future. If after the World Cup is over, all the active football stars in the world become deaf, and the deaf players of the two teams are playing each other. This picture is a bit scary!"

"Is there no one who considers the vital interests and physical health of the players?"

"Every time a player dies suddenly on the court, there will be a big discussion about the player's health, but after that?"

"Thunder, little rain!"

"You have to know that loud noises also have a great load on the heart. To put it bluntly, do you want to see a few young lives die suddenly on the green field in this World Cup?"

"This should be the unanimous complaint of all the players. If this problem cannot be resolved as soon as possible and the vuvuzela is prevented from entering the stadium as soon as possible, then I can guarantee that this World Cup will definitely be the most failed World Cup!"

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After finishing speaking, Vardy stopped talking and just expressed his attitude. Naturally, someone will help him complete the rest.

Sure enough, following England's victory over the United States, the discussion about vuvuzela once again became rampant. Most of the fans are on the side of the fans, hoping that FIFA will specifically order to prohibit vuvuzela from frequently interfering with the game. .

This thing is not a cheering tool at all, but a tool to destroy the game.

Things are making a big fuss, and everyone is waiting for FIFA's statement.

In fact, there are also tense discussions within FIFA, but no matter what kind of views the high-level executives hold, they all hate Vardy, a guy who pokes a hole in the sky at every turn, and don't want to play football all day long. , always causing trouble for them, is Vardy the nemesis of FIFA?

Even though everyone knows that the vuvuzela is really not suitable to be brought into the arena as a cheering tool, if it is more serious, this thing should be counted as a controlled product, after all, it can bring real harm to people.

However, it is very difficult for them to say the word of banning vuvuzela completely, at least they cannot be the first to say it.

Everyone knows that despite the poverty and backwardness of the African continent, most of the countries here are members of FIFA.

A large number of countries occupy a pivotal position in FIFA voting. Offending South Africa is equivalent to offending the entire African football.

Didn't FIFA President Sepp Blatter allow the vuvuzela to enter the stadium precisely because he needs to win votes from Africa? Everyone knows the political implications of this.

But now that Vardy is the first to come forward, the weight of the matter becomes completely different, because no one knows what card Vardy will play next.

The last time I sued FIFA, it made FIFA notorious. Although Vardy didn't come forward directly, who doesn't know what's going on!

So now everyone is very tangled, what should we do!

And from the entanglement of the top FIFA executives, it can be seen that Vardy's weight is almost the same as that of African football as a whole.

After studying behind closed doors for a long time, Blatter finally decided to win over African football, which is related to personal interests.

As for Vardy, at worst, let him toss, can he still mess up the World Cup?

In the afternoon of the next day, FIFA was going to hold a press conference to announce some related matters, and one of the most important ones was whether to completely ban vuvuzela from entering the stadium.

Reporters came upon hearing the news, and the large press conference hall was almost overcrowded.

When Vardy received the news, he felt that FIFA might still have to compromise, otherwise there was no need to hold a press conference at all, as long as the ban was ordered directly.

Slightly squinting your eyes, since you don't care about anything for political considerations, then don't blame me for doing nothing.

So, Vardy quietly arranged.

In the press conference hall, although a press conference does not require Blatter to participate or even speak in person, how could Blatter let go of this opportunity to win over African black buddies, so he spoke in person.

"So far, this World Cup has been more exciting than any previous one. I think a large part of the credit should be attributed to the vuvuzela!"

"Everyone knows that a hotter atmosphere will help the players to perform at a super level, and the vuvuzela is undoubtedly playing a role as a booster. With the presence of the vuvuzela, the atmosphere in the stadium will never change. There will be silence!"

"We respect the local customs of South Africa and Africa. This is actually the most basic courtesy of being a human being, and it is also respecting ourselves!"

"So, we at FIFA will not ban fans from bringing vuvuzelas into the stadium to cheer. We hope this World Cup will be the most perfect World Cup ever!"

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