I am Vardy

With 3 goals in 5 minutes, Vardy shocked the whole world with his godlike performance.

What it's like to dominate the game alone, perhaps no one knows better than Vardy!

Looking at Vardy standing in front of the door with his hands raised high and three fingers outstretched, the fans worshiped him very much, as if devout believers saw God, and there was only endless fanaticism in their eyes.

The world-class giants Arsenal have always been a very competitive super team in the Champions League. Although they have been unlucky and have not made it to the final, they are by no means underestimated by anyone.

But such a wealthy team was beaten to the point of crying by Vardy within five minutes, almost crying for their father and mother. Isn't this a miracle?

At least it is difficult for fans to find the right words to describe Vardy, because no matter how lofty the title is, it is no longer worthy of Vardy.

The Inter Milan players crazily rushed to Vardy in the frontcourt, everyone roared excitedly with syllables that they couldn't even understand. This exciting game has already made them lose their minds.

This is the legendary lying win?

Only five minutes into the game, most Inter Milan players haven't even touched the ball once, but the game has become 3:0, like a dream.

There is no suspense in the game, even Arsenal, under the terrifying attack of Vardy, the big devil, will have no bones left.

But before the Inter Milan players rushed to Vardy, Vardy turned around and ran to the bench quickly. The speed was simply desperate.

Fans who didn't know thought that Vardy was excited to embrace Mourinho. The combination of the world's number one football player and a super coach has already become the most terrifying force in Inter Milan, and the relationship between the two is also very harmonious.

However, just when Mourinho thought Vardy was going to hug him, Vardy slammed on the brakes in front of him.

The huge inertia caused Vardy to stop in front of Mourinho. The distance between the two is infinitely small, and there is even close contact between the faces. If someone is behind Vardy at this time. He kicked his buttocks, and it was another kiss that was all over the world.

"Boss, I agreed to finish the hat-trick and let me go. Now, I have completed the task. Hurry up and let me escape. Elena and the child are waiting for me!"

Vardy said excitedly, he couldn't wait for a moment.

Mourinho has a dark face, and he was completely defeated by Vardy!

Waving his hand, with a helpless expression on his face, he flew up and kicked Vardy's ass.

"Get out of here!"

Vardy burst into a smile on his face in an instant, and rushed into the locker room in a hurry, ready to change clothes and get out of the way.

But at this time, no one knew what happened, and they all looked dumbfounded.

Vardy completes unprecedented hat-trick and then gets kicked by Mourinho?

Vardy leaves in anger?

Why is it that with Vardy around, the development of things is always unexpected?

Mourinho is ready to make substitutions. Although Crespo and Balotelli have just stood up and have not had time to warm up, but because the game has not started for long,

The effect of the warm-up before the game is still there, so it is not unprepared.

Soon, amidst the noise, the fourth official on the sidelines held up a sign for a substitution.

Balotelli on, Vardy off!

A hat-trick in the opening five minutes, and a substitution in the opening five minutes. What kind of routine is Inter Milan playing?

Fans all over the world don't know what happened, they just vaguely feel that Inter Milan is going to change again!

Vardy didn't have time to pay attention to that much. He rushed into the locker room, changed his clothes, and went straight to the airport. Three hours later, he had already appeared at Milan Airport, got off the plane, and rushed to the hospital in a hurry.

Elena, here I come!

Baby, here I come!

The picture I imagined was that Elena was making her last effort in the delivery room. The howl of pain could even pass through the walls of the room and spread throughout the hospital. The moment Valdy rushed into the delivery room, the baby came to the world. Looking at the almost collapsed Yi Lianna and the baby who had just come into the world and had yet to open its eyes in the hands of the nurse, she wept with joy.

However, when he rushed to the hospital, reality broke his fantasy.

Yi Lianna was lying on the hospital bed and eating an apple comfortably, her belly was swollen, and she could even see the baby's restless movement in it from time to time.

How does this look like it is going to be produced?

"Honey, why did you come back so soon?" Elena asked curiously with a smile.

Vardy didn't know how to answer Elena. Could he still say that because you lied about the military situation, I ruined Arsenal?

"I came back because I missed you, and I think I should be by your side at this time!" Vardy sat on the side of the hospital bed and said softly to Elena.

Well, the little nurse couldn't stand the two of them spreading dog food.

Just when Vardy and Elena were tender and affectionate, Inter Milan also ended the game and returned to the hotel. This away trip, if it is not considered that Vardy will end in five minutes, it should be considered a perfect game.

The score of 4:1 is enough to ensure that the second leg of the game will become a friendly match. At the San Siro, no team can overthrow a serious Inter Milan, no one.

Vardy's hat-trick in the opening five minutes completely crushed Arsenal. After Vardy left the field, the Gunners were also in a daze. They didn't know what they were doing on the field throughout the first half.

Although Arsenal fought back in the second half and regained a victory, the problem is that even without Vardy, Inter Milan’s strength is still not inferior to Arsenal. Ibrahimovic’s fatal blow before the end once again destroyed Arsenal’s fighting spirit. Back to the gunman completely give up.

In fact, even the Inter Milan players were inexplicable in this unusually easy game, as if falling into a dream.

They didn't seem to do anything. Vardy broke Arsenal by himself. It was as if the main force was preparing to ambush the enemy, but the guerrillas took the lead. When the main force recovered, it was only left to clean up the battlefield.

It's hard to tell whether this feeling is good or bad!

As for the media and public opinion, they are about to explode. This game is really beyond everyone's imagination.

This can no longer be simply described as a miracle, right?

Perhaps Vardy's hat-trick was not the shortest hat-trick, as the shortest documented hat-trick took just 90 seconds.

But Vardy's hat-trick was definitely the fastest hat-trick of all time, the quickest from the opening minute.

What can you do in the first five minutes?

Perhaps the vast majority of fans have not had time to turn on the TV!

That is to say, many fans just turned on the TV, and the score on the field has become 3:0. I am afraid that these fans must be devastated?

Did I remember the opening time wrong?

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