I am Vardy

"You said you were Jamie Vardy?" Vardy asked loudly with a dark face.

The fake Vardy in front of him probably never thought that he would meet the real Vardy when he pretended to be Vardy, and he was a little panicked at this time.

"Well, yes, my name is Jamie Vardy. It just so happens that I look a lot like you, and I also have the same name as you. What a fate!"

Fake Vardy also made a very happy look, but his explanation is obviously a bit nonsense.

It’s unbelievable that they look so similar, but they still have a name. The probability of this kind of thing happening is completely equivalent to Bill Gates suddenly walking in front of you, kneeling on the ground, calling you daddy, and asking you to take away all his property.. ....

Vardy snorted coldly and stared at fake Vardy.

"Don't think I didn't hear it just now. You said that your wallet was stolen and you have to go back to Milan. Don't tell me that there are such coincidences in the world!"

"Forget it, I don't want to say anything to you, let's go, I'll take you to the police station, I think the police will let you speak!"

If someone pretends to be just for fun, that's okay, Vardy doesn't mind, but the problem is, this guy pretends to be himself to bluff.

Just imagine, the reporters who will be moved by the wind flock to catch the news, and the news that he lost his wallet and borrowed money from passers-by the next day is still flying all over the sky!

And this is not the point, if this guy relies on his resemblance to cheat sex, then the problem will be serious. Maybe in one night, his sex news can spread throughout the world football.

So, never let him go easily.

But before Vardy called the police, the fake Vardy in front of him was already trembling.

"Don't, don't, I'm just making a living, and I'm cheating a little money at most. I really didn't pretend to be you and do anything outrageous!"

While cupping his hands at Vardy, he kept chattering incessantly, apparently really terrified.

"I promise that I will never deceive others with your name again. I swear, I can definitely do it. Please don't send me to the police station!"

"If you are worried, you can send me to have plastic surgery. I promise to make it into a different look, so you should be at ease!"

Vardy was taken aback. Although this bastard used his name to deceive people, he didn't seem to have the right to pull him to have plastic surgery. At least his appearance was given by his parents, and others had no right to change it.

Of course, Vardy wouldn't be so domineering, so his expression eased a little, at least the bastard had a good attitude.

It's also quite interesting to say, how can there be people who look alike to others in the world!

Looking at the bastard in front of me now, it's like looking in a mirror. This feeling is amazing!

Suddenly, a thought came to his mind, and Vardy felt that this guy was still very useful.

Even if it is difficult for me to distinguish the specific details of the differences between them, then I am afraid that if it is someone else, I will not be able to distinguish them even more. This is a very good foundation.

Wouldn't it be nice if I hired this guy and let him attend some boring occasions for me, and then I could have a vacation?

Thinking of this, Vardy's thinking diverged further.

Endorsements, events, platforms, and even irrelevant interviews, Vardy can let him replace himself!

Thinking of this, Vardy looked eagerly at the fake Vardy.

Vardy's eyes made the fake Vardy feel creepy, and he also murmured in his heart.

Vardy doesn't have any eccentricities, does he?

There were always rumors that this guy was gay before, and it seemed to have a lot to do with several football players.

Could it be that when this guy saw himself, he suddenly had the absurd idea of ​​having sex with himself?

Maybe Vardy wanted to try what it was like to play with himself before, but when he met himself, he could be regarded as providing him with conditions!

Thinking of this,

Valdi Khan is down!

I don't want to sell my ass!

Just when the fake Vardy was very nervous and was thinking about whether to run away quickly, Vardy suddenly spoke.

"Or how about this, you will work for me in the future, and I will pay you a salary, how about it?"

The fake Vardy had a bitter face, and said tremblingly: "Can I refuse the physical transaction? I'm a showman but not a body!"

He is really heartbroken that one day Valdy will be so beastly, and he will fuck himself hard...

Looking at the person below me with the same face as myself, I'm afraid the feeling is unimaginable...

Vardy was also taken aback by what the fake Vardy said. It wasn't that he was wrong, but he really thought of a serious problem.

He looks too much like himself, if this guy goes to look for Elena while he is not at home, wouldn't he be green without Elena's knowledge?

This is indeed a very serious problem.

Well, why don't you come up with a code word with Elena, such as "Heavenly King Gaidihu, Baota Town is funny" or something like that, if you can't get the code word right, just call the police!

Thinking of this, Vardy felt that if he still wanted to hire him, he had to sign a very strict confidentiality agreement and professional ethics convention.

"If you don't want to be sent to the police station, then you'd better agree to my request." Vardy said to the fake Vardy with a blank face: "Actually, I hired you, your job is not complicated, you just need to replace me. Go to some occasions that you don't want to go, just show your face for me, and I will give you a lot of money, don't you have any hesitation?"

The fake Vardy was taken aback for a moment, and then he understood what Vardy meant. It turned out that they used the fact that the two looked alike to act as Vardy's substitute on some occasions!

Then there is no problem!

Finally let out a long breath.

Nodding hurriedly, he didn't even have a job, so he bluffed under Vardy's name, and now he is recognized by Vardy, the number one player in the world football, what a great thing!

So, the fake Vardy got into the car with Vardy and went back to the hotel together.

The next day, Raiola came, and Vardy handed over the fake Valdy to Raiola. This guy is worried that there are many activities that Vardy is unwilling to participate in. Now there is a substitute that no one can tell. Don't hurry to make money!

There are Wen and Wu in acting, so why not allow Vardy to have a double?

At this time, it was only at this time that Vardy knew that this guy was actually called Jamie, but his surname was not Vardy, which was really surprising.

Soon, Raiola drew up a long employment contract, specifying the scope of fake Vardy's work in detail. The most important thing is to use authorization to restrain him, let him know what he can do, what he can say, and what he can do. Nothing can be done, nothing can be said, otherwise he will not go to heaven!

As for the salary, the monthly salary is 1.5 million pounds, which has reached the income of the middle class. At that time, the fake Vardy was almost not crazy!

"The most important thing is that you don't have any bad thoughts, otherwise, if you get into trouble, no one will be able to save you. This salary is enough for you to live a good life, so don't take any risks, and you must know that my side Everyone has already made a secret sign with me, you have no chance to deceive people!"

Vardy finally gave a solemn warning.

Fake Vardy nodded hurriedly, agreeing quickly, but he was still afraid for a while.

Before, he was really envious of the stunner Irina, and planned to sneak it if he had the chance, but he didn't expect Valdy to be on guard against this!

Now that he has given up this little thought, he is ready to start serious work. If he doesn't know how to cherish such a job, then there is no need for him to survive!

Of course, although they look almost the same, the voices of the two people are still different, so people who are familiar with them can easily tell them apart.

The first task of the fake Vardy is to help Vardy shoot an advertisement. At this point, Raiola did not lie to the director and the sponsor, and directly told them that this is Vardy’s substitute, so that it will not be different .

Although the funder was a little reluctant, but actually thinking about it, no one would know that he was a fake Vardy in the advertisement anyway, and there is no essential difference between Vardy shooting the advertisement in person.

And if it wasn't possible to send a substitute, Vardy wouldn't have accepted this endorsement!

So they still agreed.

Where there is the first, there is the second. In just one holiday, the fake Vardy helped Vardy shoot three commercials, attended five sponsor activities, and even accepted an interview with the media. He behaved quite well. No one could tell it wasn't Vardy at all.

Of course, the reporters are also very surprised, Vardy is busy with training and running announcements every day, how could he be so busy.

Raiola is simply crazy. Without this substitute, it would be impossible for Vardy to accept these endorsements. These are all money!

As for the fake Vardy, although it has been very hard recently, as long as you return to Milan, bring him to the party, and match him with a tender model, you will probably feel refreshed and feel no fatigue.

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In the game against Los Angeles Galaxy, Mourinho deployed his main lineup in the first half, intending to initially test the combat effectiveness of the starting lineup. Anyway, this is a warm-up match, and the number of substitutions is not limited. In the second half, other players will play. Just check it out.

It is said that the United States is a desert of English football, but in fact, there are still a large number of fans in the major leagues. Even if they are not as good as the four major North American football balls, they are by no means uninterested.

However, the strength of the major league teams is not enough, at least in front of Inter Milan, a Champions League champion team, there is no resistance at all.

It is impossible for Beckham to defeat a team by himself, so the Los Angeles Galaxy was oppressed by Inter Milan throughout the game. Even if the rotation lineup played in the second half, they could not turn around.

If you really compare it horizontally, the strength of the Los Angeles Galaxy may not be comparable to the level of the relegated Serie A team, and even winning the Serie B league may not guarantee promotion. This is where the gap lies.

Although Vardy's physical reserves were not completed, his body was not in the best condition, and he was not very excited, he still scored twice in the first half.

Coupled with the goals of Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Balotelli, and Mancini Jr. just came to the team and wanted to perform very much. He also scored twice and Inter Milan beat the Los Angeles Galaxy with 6 goals. ) Download Free Reader!!