I am Vardy

Bloody Lazio is certain, but just like that, Vardy feels that it is not enough, it is simply too cheap for them!

Thinking of this, Vardy took a chance to get into the system and searched in the system column.

There are quite a lot of property accumulated over the past few seasons. In many cases, Vardy is not willing to use system items easily, because he thinks it is a bit bullying.

But if it is used to deal with the villains, Vardy will definitely not have any psychological pressure at all.

He couldn't say enough, he really wasn't joking, he really planned to spend all his money.

A pair of magnetic pole strips;

A confession card;

One Urine Card;

One invisible spike glove;

A Samsung wishing card;

Artifact tickle;

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With so many system items being used on the opponent, it is estimated that Lazio will kneel directly.

Vardy really didn't intend to be polite. Anyway, this season is almost over, and there should be no opponent worthy of such a big fight, because in general games, the help of system items is not needed at all.

The system will definitely be updated at the end of the season, and when the time comes to update the spree, it will make your wallet bulge again, so Vardy doesn't feel bad at all.

First of all, Vardy chose the invisible stabbing gloves. This was opened by Vardy in the system gift package a long time ago.

I have seen a lot of people tease me, sad that a backpack full of thorns would dare to squeeze me when I go to the bus, and the effect of this invisible stabbing glove is actually similar, it is a glove full of thorns, but it is invisible to others when worn.

If you want to say that this thing is really useless at ordinary times, except for being able to shake hands when shaking hands, it is of no great use at all.

But the game with Lazio is different. Who made Lazio have a Kolarov who always wants Lavaldi's little hands!

The last time they met in the league, Vardy was pulled to death and almost collapsed.

Just now Vardy felt that Kolarov's eyes were aiming at his hand again, and he must have no good intentions.

Come on, this time I'll let you have your fill!

Putting on the gloves, Vardy felt like he was wearing chastity pants, completely safe!

Lazio continued to use foul tactics against Inter Milan, which gradually prevented Inter Milan's midfield offense from running smoothly, so that Lazio gradually gained the upper hand in offense.

With Rocky's long-range shot being held in Cesar's arms, Inter Milan reacted unceremoniously with a quick counterattack, and the ball fell to Vardy's feet after three passes and two falls.

Vardy's fast pace is desperate. The instant he catches the ball and turns around, the Lazio players who defend him don't even have time to make fouls, and watch Vardy go away.

Lazio's defense line is neat. Although Vardy didn't stop sprinting, he knew that if he forced himself, he might not be sure to penetrate the entire Lazio defense line.

Thinking of this, Vardy turned on the satellite positioning and instantly knew the location of Kolarov. Sure enough, the Serbian had already rushed towards him!

Seeing this scene, many fans involuntarily flashed through the minds of Kolarov in the last game. The beautiful picture of Kolarov slashing out and holding Vardy's little hand to stop Vardy's counterattack is so similar to the scene in front of him.

Everyone is excited, are they going to hold hands again?

Countless fans couldn't help standing up, muttering——

"Pull Hands"

"Pull Hands"

"Pull Hands"

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The gathering of these wishes also inspired Kolarov. The Serbs who were killing towards Vardy no longer knew what shame was.

Vardy saw this scene through satellite positioning, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

I've been waiting for you for a long time!

Damn, why did you come here?

I saw Kolarov launching brazenly, and while approaching Vardy, he gritted his teeth and stretched out his hand resolutely.

At that moment, the picture freezes, and time seems to stand still,

All eyes are focused on the two clasped hands, witnessing this loving scene that seems to symbolize the most sincere friendship of human beings.

The picture is very beautiful, but the owners of these two hands are in two completely different states of mind.

The moment he held Vardy's little hand, Kolarov felt as if he was holding a section of cactus, and it was a mutant cactus with thick and long thorns, as if his palm had been pierced.

I won't touch the hedgehog, right?

It may be the feeling of being hit by a high-voltage current for a moment!

He can guarantee that his hand must have turned into a sieve, and it is still the kind with a particularly large hole. He is really worried that his hands will leak from the air in the future.

Vardy, on the other hand, seemed to have been constipated for half a month, and today he finally felt smooth again, feeling extremely refreshed.

Are my little hands still slippery?

Is not let you put it down ah?

Do you want to do it again?

Kolarov didn't care about Vardy's expression of successful plot, and let go of his hand instantly, as if his hand was chopped off, and held it with the other hand, and felt the injury in horror.

But it's incredible that under the stimulation of this kind of pain that may be worse than childbirth, there is nothing wrong with the hands, clean as before, without any signs of injury.

Looking at his hands dumbfounded, and then looking up at Vardy, Kolarov felt that he might have seen a ghost.

The referee had already blown his whistle just now, and walked over without hesitation and gave Kolarov a yellow card.

If Kolarov just fouled Vardy, then the referee would not give him a yellow card when Lazio's defense is in order.

But if you foul in such a goosebump-provoking way, the referee can't bear it!

Kolarov seemed to have received 10,000 points of critical damage, and couldn't help spraying at the referee.

"It's not a malicious foul, why should I be given a yellow card?"

"And just now Vardy stabbed me with his hand. It hurt me to death. He should be warned by a yellow card. He is intentionally hurting someone!"

Looking at the excited Kolarov, the referee seemed to be watching a neuropathy.

You went to hold someone's hand, and you said that they used their hands to pierce you?

Vardy has a needle in his hand?

Ignoring Kolarov, the referee signaled Inter Milan to continue the game and prepare to send a free kick.

Kolarov felt infinitely wronged. He vaguely understood that he seemed to be plotted against, so he looked at Vardy with anger.

But he never figured out, what did Vardy use to stab him?

The hand that I obviously went to pull was not reaching out to my private parts!

Vardy looked at Kolarov, who was jumping a little, and showed a smug smile.

Darling, are you still coming?

You dare not?

Hey, the game doesn't end so quickly!

Inter Milan's free kick, Vardy, who has excellent jumping and header basic skills, is finally qualified to stand in the penalty area and compete for a header. This is a picture that was never seen before.

Kolarov took the initiative to ask Ying to defend Vardy. With Kolarov's height and strength, he should be able to block Vardy in theory.

Players from both sides are entangled and pulling each other. This is actually a very common scene in set kicks. As long as it is not too much, the referee generally turns a blind eye.

Vardy kept running, and even Kolarov dragged Vardy's jersey and kept running, just to prevent Vardy from taking advantage of loopholes.

Of course, Vardy's actual purpose is not to take Kolarov for a walk, but to find a hidden point, because he does not want others to see what he is doing below.

Finally, there were people on the front, back, left, and right, and Vardy took Kolarov to hide in the crowd perfectly.

He proudly raised his eyebrows at Kolarov. If this look was directed at a girl, it could be defined as flirting.

Before Kolarov understood what Vardy was fooling about, his ass seemed to be drilled up by several electric drills at the same time.

With a cry, Kolarov almost jumped straight into the sky.

In the process of flying into the sky, a trace of fear flashed through Kolarov's mind - I seemed to be exploded!

His voice directly startled all the players on both sides in the penalty area.

Such a shrill scream, it seems that the kidney was stepped on to make it possible!

Kolarov clutched his butt, wishing he could quickly take off his pants to see if his butt was nailed!

The referee came over with a blank face and warned Kolarov that if you affect the game like this again, then you are ready to end.

Kolarov protested to the referee excitedly. Just now, Vardy stabbed my ass with a nail. If you don’t punish him, why are you here to trouble me?

This time, the referee looked at Kararov like a paranoid being persecuted.

Just now you went to hold someone's hand, saying that he stabbed your hand, and now you say that he stabbed your ass, why do they always stab you?

Moreover, what did Vardy use to tie you?

What a nail, why don't you say that Vardy is holding Gatlin to your ass!

"If you insist on saying that Vardy stabbed you with a nail, then I will check if there is a nail on Vardy's body. If there is, then Vardy will end. If not, then you will end. How about it?"

The referee directly zoomed in and said to Kolarov.

Kolarov clutched his butt, thought for a while, and felt that it was impossible to find the murder weapon from Vardy, so he directly persuaded him.

Vardy looked at Kolarov proudly. It's so cool to feel aggrieved and helpless at the same time!

In fact, Kolarov should be thankful that Vardy is still merciful. After all, he is not an enemy of life and death, and he will not be punished to death.

Otherwise, if Vardy touches your testicles directly and lets you experience the comfortable feeling of nailing nails into your testicles, you probably won't have a next life.

Vardy always feels that he still has a bottom line, although others may not think so...

Inter Milan continued to take free kicks. This time Kolarov faltered and was five meters away from Vardy.

I don't defend Vardy, whoever wants to go!

Stankovic took a free kick and accurately found Vardy at the back of the penalty area.

Vardy jumped high, thinking that he could shake his head directly to attack the goal, but unexpectedly, Mudingai also jumped up beside him. Although he was not as high as himself, he blocked the route of his header, so Vardy Di can only choose to ferry.

Fengxian, leave it to you!

Vardy gave the ball to Ibrahimovic who was on the previous point, and at the same time shouted in his heart.

I saw that Ibrahimovic directly used his chest to stop the ball into Lazio's goal without any defense.

The Meazza stadium erupted instantly and boiled up.

Ibrahimovic, who scored the goal, was very excited and rushed to the bottom line to celebrate crazily. At the same time, he did not forget to wave to Vardy who assisted him to celebrate together.

Naturally, Vardy would not let go of such an opportunity to show his face. As a celebratory striker, Vardy did not kick Ibrahimovic to the ground to save face for Feng Xian.

After Vardy rushed over, Ibrahimovic did not open his arms to hug Vardy, but raised his hand to Vardy, ready to high-five with Vardy.

"Hey! Boy! Give me five!"

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