I am Vardy

"System task: Is life boring because life is too ordinary? Do you miss the fun of fighting wits with the referee? The system follows the true thoughts of the host, please let the referee show a big face in the game against Liverpool!"

"Mission Reward: Spiritual Trait - Vardy's Roar"

"Punishment for failure: within two weeks, you will become the referee's public enemy, and you will be treated unfairly and misjudged during the game."

Before the game, Vardy received a sudden task from the system.

At that time, Vardy felt that the whole person was not well.

Obviously, I have cultivated my body and cultivated my character a long time ago, and I have escaped into Buddhism to keep aloof from the world. Why does this broken system always make me cause trouble everywhere? Are you really a good system like this?

Valdy has always suspected that this funny system must have not passed the ISO9001 international quality system certification when it left the factory!

Vardy's principle of life has always been that if you don't offend me, I will save your life. It seems that the system has a very accurate pulse.

But Vardy is generally really unwilling to provoke the referee. In any case, the black-clothed judge is the one who has the final say on the court. Why do you have to have trouble with the person who has the right to speak?

Isn't this full of food?

Besides, the referees are usually grouped together. If you are young and come out old, you even want the whole family to play together. Are you afraid that you will always be put on small shoes in the future?

It doesn't take much, just a little bit of a game that doesn't hurt you is enough to make you depressed enough to want to kill yourself.

However, after figuring out the characteristics of the system rewards, Vardy turned his back in an instant.

Do it!

It must be done!

Vardy's roar: When the referee makes a penalty that is not conducive to his team, it will be launched when he argues with the referee. The roaring aura will put more pressure on the referee, thereby increasing the possibility of the referee making a favorable change.

This feature is simply a BUG. It is a matter of one plus and one minus. It is very practical.

For example, the opponent flopped in the penalty area, and the referee wanted to award a penalty. At this time, Vardy made his debut, and a roar scared the referee to pee. Inside and outside, the gap is huge.

However, Vardy found that the system seems to target referees a lot.

Previously, the two characteristics of the deadly flying shovel and the savage dash both reduced the chance of being fouled by the referee, but now a roaring characteristic with a certain chance of changing the referee has been added.

Will he be able to run amok on the court when his personality system is fully developed in the future, and the referee won't dare to control him at all?

Thinking about it, I feel very happy.

Vardy couldn't help but want to speak harshly to the referee.

are you ready?

The referee of this game couldn't help but shudder in the hotel room, always feeling an inexplicable weird atmosphere surrounding him.

 …

In order to ensure his state, Vardy not only took a bottle of stamina potion, but also prepared a state adjustment card.

It's okay to be a referee, but the prerequisite is that you must lead Inter Milan to the quarter-finals, and you must not give Liverpool a chance, otherwise even teasing will be meaningless.

Of course, Vardy must use his brains, how to make the referee show his face. Sometimes he even thinks that the system just needs his brain, not him.

During the warm-up, Vardy couldn't help taking out the perspective glasses to scan the Liverpool players one by one, at least to be sure.

"Scan Object: Torres"

"Weaknesses: super confrontation, free kick, long pass"

"Physical condition: above standard"

"Mental Fighting: Explosion"

"Injury potential: right knee cartilage, hamstring"

"Special reminder: three weeks of abstinence, hungry and thirsty"

 …

Scanning Torres from top to bottom, Vardy gets feedback from the glasses.

I can't help but touch my forehead, it seems to be useless!

In terms of weaknesses, there is no in-depth analysis, so who doesn't know what it shows?

The biggest role is to scan the physical state and mental fighting spirit, just have a psychological preparation.

As for the last special reminder, what is the use of this thing?

Torres has been abstinent for three weeks, can this still be the entry point to clean up Torres?

In other words, if you scan earlier, you may not have a chance. There is no wave for three weeks. Torres is in the boundless hunger and thirst. His self-control must have dropped sharply. Finding a young model to strike up a conversation with him may not be possible to squeeze him dry.

But now that the competition has started, it's too late to say anything. Even if he finds a young model over now, Torres won't be so hungry and thirsty that he will go crazy XXOO on the sidelines.

Scan Gerrard again.

"Scan Object: Gerald"

"Weaknesses: Heading, man-to-man defense, tactical awareness"

"Physical condition: above standard"

"Spiritual fighting spirit: Trifles bother you, and you can't concentrate"

"Injury hazards: back, groin, private parts"

"Special Note: Contract Renewal Negotiations Are Difficult"

 …

Vardy didn't expect that the soul of the Red Army would not be able to fully devote themselves to the game. Is it so difficult for Liverpool to pay the captain more?

But what the hell is this hidden danger of private parts?

It seems that in the previous life, I really heard the news that Gerrard was injured with four stitches in his private parts. At that time, Vardy thought it was a joke, but now looking at the scan results of the perspective glasses, it is lucky for Gerrard to have four stitches.. ....

Wearing see-through glasses, Vardy has the pleasure of peeping into other people's privacy, which is even more exciting and exciting than wearing genuine see-through glasses to see the scenery inside the little girl's clothes.

The most interesting thing is that the teenager Pennant's special reminder is that this guy is already impatient for a date with his new love, a big-breasted girl after the game, and he is not paying attention to the game at all.

Such things can start. It seems that Liverpool really has no one available.

If Benitez is in Inter Milan, then his hair should not be as short as it is now, maybe it can grow out a little bit.

Others wonder why Vardy wears glasses when warming up?

I only know that IQ is funny, does it also affect eyesight?

The mischievous Balotelli snatched the glasses and put them on his own eyes, only to find that they were not myopia glasses.

If you want to pretend to be aggressive, why don't you wear sunglasses, so that you won't see the lewd eyes when you peek at the little girl, wearing a pair of water glasses is useless!

Facing Balotelli's puzzled eyes, Vardy smiled and said in his heart that you can't experience the power of system items!

But out of curiosity, Vardy couldn't help wearing glasses and scanned Balotelli again.

"Scan object: Balotelli"

"Weakness: Brains"

"Physical state: full of energy"

"Spiritual fighting spirit: very high"

"Hidden danger of injury: such a well-developed muscle, there is a hidden danger of fart"

"Special reminder: This person is extremely dangerous and is planning to blow up the San Siro recently, please stay away from this person"

 …

Vardy really knelt down to Balotelli, it turns out that the real master is here.

It seems that the scanning of the system is really incomparably accurate. Apart from being ignorant, where does this guy have any weaknesses?

What makes Vardy tremble a little is that Balotelli actually wants to blow up San Siro?

Sure enough, you have no brains, isn't San Siro just Meazza, you actually want to blow up your home court?

This guy won't be brainwashed by a terrorist organization recently, right?

However, there is also a possibility that the scientist Balotelli may have developed a new type of missile and is preparing to test it with San Siro as the target.

According to normal logic, it is estimated that the power of Balotelli's new missile is about the same as that of the Monkey King...

As for blowing up the San Siro, it is completely whimsical.

 …

After the warm-up was over, Vardy and his teammates walked back to the locker room, and when they passed the referee's rest, the door happened to be open. Vardy had an idea, took out his eyes, and scanned the referee again.

"Scan object: Christopher"

"Occupation: principal, referee"

"Weaknesses: All Weaknesses"

"Physical condition: can support 90 minutes of law enforcement"

"Spiritual fighting spirit: uneasy"

"Injury problems: hemorrhoids, athlete's foot, kidney deficiency"

"Special reminder: This person is naturally wary of the host. He is afraid of being affected by the host's teasing halo. Seeing the host has a sense of fear of seeing a mouse or a cat."

 …

Vardy is happy, the referee is actually afraid of himself!

interesting!

Then he can confidently and boldly attack the referee.

If the referee knew that Vardy was planning to attack him, he would definitely run as far as he dropped the whistle.

Help, I'm going to eat people!

Walking into the stadium in line, Vardy pulled the little ball boy absent-mindedly, focusing all his attention on the referee.

It's okay to find trouble with a just referee, Vardy still feels very guilty, although in order to make himself stronger, he has to attack the referee, but for no reason, it seems a bit inhumane!

Forget it, find an opportunity to compensate this referee in the future!

Well, when he retires from his refereeing career, it will be all right to give him an executive position in his company!

Thinking of this, Vardy didn't feel so much guilt. Looking at the referee's back, he laughed straight.

The referee always feels that there is an invisible aura surrounding him, and a pair of eyes are staring at him closely, as if he can show his body at any time and swallow him in one bite. This kind of anxiety and fear of the unknown makes the referee Always restless!

When guessing the side, it was because of restlessness that the referee did not grasp the strength and direction of the coin toss, and the coin bounced directly on his forehead, which made the referee confused.

How embarrassing!

Both Zanetti and Gerrard were thieves, pointing to the coin that fell on the ground and said to the referee: "I guess it's heads!"

The referee is about to cry, can you not be as funny as Vardy!

Vardy watched happily from the sidelines. Before he could make a shot, the referee shot himself. If it goes on like this, I really doubt whether the referee can walk out of the court alive.

But the referee does not count as completing the task by himself!

So, you still have to do it yourself!

In the handshake session, Vardy couldn't wait, but he didn't seem too deliberate, so he didn't deliberately squeeze the referee's hand.

But what made the referee a little crazy was that Vardy hooked his palm with his finger.

This is equivalent to a question signal, translated into one sentence——

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