I am Vardy

After the game, the photo of Vardy holding the cat on the bus and leaving the stadium was photographed by the paparazzi, which immediately made everyone happy.

It turns out that this cat was raised by Vardy!

No wonder no one else can catch it, it only goes with Vardy!

However, some conspiracy theorists have begun to speculate maliciously. No wonder a cat ran into the field during the game. It turns out that all of this was designed by Vardy, otherwise how could there be such a coincidence?

When Rome was on the rise, the cat appeared on the stage and created a farce. By the time the kitten was caught and sent out, it might have been delayed for a long time. The momentum that Rome finally gathered has long since disappeared. .

In this way, Inter Milan can easily win the battle!

Insidious!

How insidious!

The Roma fans felt outraged, but they had nothing to do with Vardy and could only vent their anger on the cat.

According to incomplete statistics, the number of stray cats in Rome nearly doubled within three days, and many families threw away their cats.

Lazio fans took advantage of the situation to launch an action to adopt stray cats, which indirectly hit the fans of their rivals in the same city.

Don't mention these things that don't have much to do with Vardy, Vardy's family is about to mess up now.

The home is about to become a cat and dog paradise. Although the few little guys are not incompatible, they are about to fall out every day. If they are not careful, the sofa may be useless.

By the way, where did Olivia who was staying at home go?

I haven't seen her for a long time, and I don't even know when the luggage was moved, so I just left without saying goodbye.

Maybe Miss Agent is on a secret mission.

Anyway, this is pretty good, so that I don't know how to explain it when Irina comes to my home!

The question now is how to make the little guys feel better.

It seems that we should get a full-time breeder.

But a few little guys made too much trouble, and Vardy can only give them some ruthlessness.

Turn on the computer, find a video of sterilizing small animals, and then press a few little guys there, let them enjoy the scene.

"See, no matter how embarrassing you are, you will end up like this!" Vardy said triumphantly, pinching his waist.

The little ones watched with relish at first, but gradually, it seemed that cold sweat broke down.

Looking at the screen, and then looking down at my baby, there is always a feeling of impending doom. Even Vardy can feel the sadness and fear in his eyes.

The effect is obvious, just like people, once there is awe, there will be no limit.

Vardy expressed his satisfaction with the well-behaved of the little guys, and then walked into the room, ready to go to bed.

However, three seconds later, there was an earthquake-like roar in Vardy's room.

"Fuck, who the hell peed on my pillow?"

 …

After being tossed by a few little guys, he almost had a nervous breakdown. Vardy looked listless on the training ground. Teammates who didn't know it thought that Vardy had overindulged in sex!

"Young people, you must know how to be temperate!" Zanetti reminded Vardy as a loyal elder.

Vardy rolled his eyes, you mean I overindulge in the face of kittens and puppies?

However, Vardy still habitually teased Zanetti.

"Ever since I found out that you have a daughter, I have started to cultivate my personality. Don't worry, I will wait for her to grow up!"

Zanetti's face turned green at that time, you know, his daughter is only two and a half years old...

Beast!

For several days, Zanetti didn't have a good face towards Vardy, and he wanted to beat the bastard hard. This is also the usual mentality of fathers. I couldn't hold back anymore.

Even knowing that Vardy was joking, Zanetti still panicked.

But others don't know what happened between the two, one is the spiritual leader of the team captain,

One is the absolute core of the team's number one star on the field. These two people are in conflict. This is the rhythm of Inter Milan's collapse!

Therefore, the atmosphere in the Inter Milan team was quite weird for a while, so weird that everyone dared not speak casually.

Inter Milan's weird atmosphere fell in the eyes of the media, and it was even more exciting.

Something big happened to Inter Milan!

So, for a while, news about Inter Milan's internal strife was rampant.

"The conflict between Vardy and Zanetti has become increasingly prominent and irreconcilable, and coach Mancini is helpless!"

"Zanetti has issued an ultimatum to the club, either Vardy goes or he goes!"

"Valdy said that because of the conflict with Zanetti, he wanted to leave Inter Milan. Both Real Madrid and Barcelona have expressed strong interest!"

"The Inter Milan team is divided into two factions, which are completely incompatible. The Inter Milan dynasty will collapse soon!"

 …

The public opinion is as alarmist as it wants, as if Inter Milan is really abolished.

Inter Milan fans were dumbfounded. Why did this happen all of a sudden? Could it be that the Inter Milan dynasty was about to fall apart before it was established?

The fans of other teams expressed their joy, Inter Milan is too strong, and it seems that conventional means can no longer defeat them. The only way is to cause conflicts within Inter Milan, but before anyone else can make a move, Inter Milan themselves have internal strife , This is not God helping me!

For a time, the news that Inter Milan was about to collapse spread throughout the football world.

But the Inter Milan club at the center of the problem is at a loss. Where did this conflict come from?

Vardy and Zanetti didn't even count as a dispute, at most it was a joke between friends. Neither of them took it seriously, but being messed up by the media like this, it seemed like it was really special.

Sure enough, the media relies on this to make a living, white things can also be described as black for you, and things that are obviously not there can also be penetrating.

Vardy really said that it doesn't matter. I remember that during the Manchester United period, a self-righteous female anchor thought she was fascinated by the Trident, and the relationship between the Trident and the Trident was broken.

But in reality, Trident was playing her like an idiot.

As a result, Liverpool, who believed in the misleading of public opinion, was pitted a lot, and lost so embarrassingly.

But now, the media are starting to alarmist again, and Vardy feels that he can take advantage of it and pit his next opponent.

However, the next opponent seems to be really not worthy of Inter Milan's big fight. Naples' strength, even if Inter Milan releases water, they probably don't know how to win!

Forget it, you can hype it however you like!

As everyone knows, Zanetti was at Zanetti's house at this time, and Zanetti was teaching his two-and-a-half-year-old little girl with Vardy's photo.

"Stay away from this bastard in the future!"

 …

Inter Milan's opponent in the next round is Naples, which can be regarded as a relatively special team in Serie A.

Naples during the Maradona era can be described as infinitely beautiful, but this cannot last for a long time. Although it has the support of the fourth largest fan group in Serie A, Naples has been sinking several times, and it was only promoted from Serie B to Serie A this season.

Vardy's only two impressions of this city are football and gangs.

He always thought that more than half of the residents in this city served the gangsters, even if they were wandering on the street, they might be affected by the gangsters' fighting.

Moreover, the danger level of football hooligans in Naples is probably the highest, so Vardy is not very willing to come here to play.

But now Vardy has changed this view, because he thinks Naples fans are actually quite cute.

I have high hopes for the team's performance, but in the end, the cruelty of Serie A gave Naples a head-start. Although there is currently no danger of relegation, it is far from the expectations in my heart.

The fans, who were extremely disappointed with the team's performance, felt aggrieved and had no way to vent their aggrievedness, and they didn't know who started it-calling the police.

"Hey, the police station? I want to call the police. Naples played too badly. I want to call the police!"

The police are all confused, Naples played poorly, is there any use for you to call the police?

But what the police didn't expect was that countless fans followed suit and called the police to play if they had nothing to do.

"Hey, what about the police station, can you detain the Naples coach for two days, his command is too bad!"

"Hey, what about the police station, Sarajeta kicked too badly, can you lock him up?"

"Hey, what about the police station, can you arrest everyone in Inter Milan, so that they can't beat us!"

 …

The police in Naples are about to collapse, what's going on with this shit?

The phone calls kept coming every day, and even the normal alarm calls couldn't come in, making it a mess.

In the end, the police department had to issue a statement, asking Naples fans to stop being willful, they really don't have that much right to control everything!

Watching the media teasing about the embarrassing incident in Naples, Vardy is really overjoyed, the world is so big, there are so many wonders!

Gained insight again!

Vardy had an idea and followed suit to call the police.

"Hey, what about the police station? I'm Vardy. I heard that someone called the police and wanted to arrest me?"

 …

If it was before, Naples fans must not have much expectation for the team to beat Inter Milan, but now it is different. Isn't Inter Milan infighting?

The media are all saying that Inter Milan is about to collapse, and the relationship between the spiritual leader and the absolute core of the team is broken. Then Inter Milan still has no fighting power to speak of.

If this is the case, then the team actually has a chance.

I just don't know if this is true, or if Inter Milan deliberately released the wind.

In fact, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment. When Naples fans saw Vardy and Zanetti entering the stadium talking and laughing, they knew that they might be finished again.

Of course, what they didn't know was that what Zanetti said to Vardy with a smile on his face was: "If you have any thoughts about my daughter, I will kill you!"

And Vardy also smiled and said to Zanetti: "Old man, you can't beat me!"

 …

There was no suspense about the result of the game. Even though Inter Milan started paddling in the second half, Naples still had no way to win a home game. For them, being able to break through Inter Milan's goal is already something to be proud of.

In the end, Inter Milan defeated Naples 3:1 in the away game. Vardy scored twice to break the scoring shortage in two games without scoring, which is the biggest contributor to the team's victory.

Faced with such a result, the fans couldn't help complaining about the media, and they fired guns indiscriminately.

There is nothing wrong with Vardy and Zanetti at all, okay!

Isn't this a lie!

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