I am Vardy

Lying on the bed, Vardy studied what he had recently acquired.

Scratching is very useful, it has been proven in the game, at least it can harass the opponent so that he can't concentrate on the game, after all, itching on the body is not annoying.

What Vardy values ​​most is the offensive feature of satellite positioning, which is a seemingly useless individual feature, but combined with other features, it is a superb team feature.

The role of satellite positioning is to generate a floor plan on the field in the mind, just like playing live football, the position of each teammate and every opponent player can be marked on it, just like the satellite positioning map.

With this feature, Vardy at least doesn't have to worry about a guy suddenly popping up behind him and scaring himself.

And if it is paired with the feature of enhancing the fatal pass, then Vardy will be able to pass the ball in place immediately after he notices that his teammates are running out of space.

This is great!

But what is embarrassing now is that Vardy has not yet enhanced the characteristics of a deadly pass. Although he can occasionally pass a coquettish scalpel pass, when it comes to passing footwork, he is far from the number one.

Therefore, before Vardy gets the passing characteristics, satellite positioning can only be said to be better than nothing.

In addition, Vardy also got a pair of perspective glasses, which sounds very exciting.

It was only after reading the item introduction that Vardy realized that he was wrong.

These glasses are not the kind of glasses that you can see inside girls' clothes after wearing them. The system is for cultivating funny people, not hooligans.

Rather than seeing through glasses, it is more accurate to call them scanning glasses.

Put on glasses, scan a player, you can get all kinds of information about this player, such as this player is good at heading, not good at left foot, poor physical condition, low morale, left knee injury risk, etc. Such thoughts.

Although it can't directly improve Vardy's combat effectiveness on the field, it can help Vardy better find the opponent's weaknesses, and then be able to solve the opponent more easily.

Even if you can't wear it when you play, Vardy can scan it before going on the field, which is harmless.

So the glasses work fine.

In the end, Vardy received the task reward again and got Carter's bounce.

According to official data, Carter can bounce up to 92cm in situ and 109cm in run-up. Vardy got this jumping ability.

Of course, Carter is not a little bit taller than Vardy, so Carter's touch height is 3.81m, and Vardy estimates that he can touch 3.3m, which is not bad at all, and there is no comparison at all.

However, Vardy doesn't need such a high touch height data, he just needs to ensure that he jumps higher than the defender and can grab the header.

This is simply a qualitative leap for Vardy.

If Vardy and the opponent's central defender take off in the penalty area to compete for the header at the same time, Vardy is 10cm shorter than the opponent, but Vardy bounces 30cm higher than the opponent, then the ball must belong to Vardy.

And you must know that Vardy has the characteristic of brutal collision. Even if this characteristic is defensive, it also has a certain degree of influence in the offense. At least he will not be knocked into the air by the opponent's strong central defender.

In this way, grabbing the header is almost invincible!

So, now there is only one problem left - I can't head the ball!

Although there is a headband that increases the ability to head the ball, it has been used intermittently for several games, and it will be reimbursed after only a few games left. It may not be counted on at critical moments.

Therefore, Vardy knows what he is going to do in the next stage, which is to practice header day and night.

Sure enough, the next Inter Milan training came on the field with a variety of headers.

In the past, when he saw the golf ball, Vardy usually avoided it. Anyway, he couldn’t compete with others.

But now it's different. When he sees the golf ball, Vardy is like seeing his own father. He looks up and down, even if he sees beautiful women, he doesn't seem to be so impulsive.

Even if a teammate passes a ground ball, Vardy can't wait to lie on the ground and head the ball...

Not only that, after the training, Vardy will stay to practice headers, arching his head and shooting. After a few days, he feels like he is about to have a concussion.

The success is remarkable, in other words, the threshold for heading the ball is not high, and Vardy can already head the ball into the goal range very accurately.

Of course, the rest is hard work. If you want to point and hit or even use the head to curve the ball, it is not something that can be achieved in a few days!

A brand new Vardy was born. In the training match, Vardy had already shown a good header ability, which made Mancini's eyes shine and Cordoba doubted his life.

Yes, in the past few days of training, Vardy has always confronted Cordoba, and the success rate of the confrontation is infinitely close to 100%. Cordoba was once so ashamed and angry that he wanted to hit the wall and commit suicide.

Switching to Materazzi, Vardy also has a high chance of grabbing the header, but under the interference of Materazzi, it is difficult to guarantee the header hit rate. After all, in just a few days, how can the header be scored? It is also impossible to become his strong point.

But this is enough to surprise Mancini. With this method, Vardy will be more comprehensive and make opponents more difficult to defend.

It is already foreseeable that Vardy will definitely surprise everyone in the scene where the opponent is trembling under Vardy's header.

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In the 25th round of the league, the first battle, the duel between Inter Milan and Roma attracted everyone's attention and attention.

Roma's performance is good, but it has to be compared. There is an Inter Milan that has swayed it by eight roads, so Roma's good performance is not worth mentioning.

The 16-point gap allows Roma to give up the unrealistic idea of ​​competing for the championship early. Even if there are 14 rounds left in the league, Roma still has no hope of catching up. Even the possible result is that the gap between them is getting bigger and bigger.

But this does not prevent Roma from causing a little trouble for Inter Milan. If they can win Inter Milan, it will also be an explanation to the fans.

Inter Milan also really wants to win this game, so that they can throw Rome farther away, and Inter Milan just lost in the last round of the league. They don't want to lose the whole two-game losing streak, otherwise the media will rush to say that Inter Milan is about to collapse. !

The night before the game, according to the usual practice, all Inter Milan stayed in the hotel to recharge their batteries for tomorrow's game.

At dinner, Balotelli sat next to Vardy. To Vardy's surprise, Balotelli actually talked about feelings.

"I like watching Totti play football. He was my idol when I was a child. At that time, I hoped to play like him and become a big star when I grow up." Balotelli's eyes were full of exclamation, which made Val Di was very uncomfortable.

When a douchebag learns to think, it is undoubtedly quite scary.

Vardy smiled slightly and joked: "You and Totti are completely different types, you might as well worship me!"

Then Vardy received Balotelli's raised middle finger.

"Actually, you are also very good now. At least there is no new star in Italian football who is more popular than you. As long as you don't make waves, it is estimated that in the next few seasons you will grow into a star of Totti's level!"

Vardy wasn't joking this time. In terms of talent, Balotelli is stronger than Totti. Although Balotelli did not reach Totti's height in his entire career in his previous life, this does not prevent Vardy from still holding this expect.

Indeed, if Balotelli doesn't make waves, he will be a proper world-class star in the future.

But what I didn't expect was that Balotelli was also a groupie when he was young.

Back in the room, Vardy rolled his eyes and thought about it, leaving only a wretched expression on his face.

While Balotelli was taking a shower, Vardy took Balotelli's mobile phone, searched in the address book for a long time, and finally found Totti's phone number.

"Your leg hair is very sexy, I love it!"

A very simple sentence was sent to Totti.

Then silently delete the text message, hiding credit and fame.

When Balotelli came back from the shower, he found nothing unusual, and he had nothing to say all night.

It's just that at the same time in another place, Totti suffered from insomnia.

Of course he knows Balotelli. Another supernova trained by Inter Milan, Vardy’s funny successor, is also known as the leader of the next generation of Italy. If Totti does not retire from the national team, then the two are even very close. It might be possible to become a partner.

Totti is very optimistic about Balotelli, but this does not mean that Totti can accept that Balotelli likes himself.

Don't look at the fact that there is no word "like" in the text message, but the level of ambiguity has surpassed the direct sweet talk, which is very out of the ordinary.

A big black guy likes his leg hair, oh my god, just thinking about it gives goosebumps.

In Totti's mind, Balotelli was sitting on the bed wearing a penis, hugging his thigh, and gently stroking his leg hair...

In the face of Balotelli's almost courtship-like text message, Totti was really dumbfounded.

what to do?

He really didn't want to have anything to do with Balotelli, and he felt that even replying to Balotelli's text rejection made him tremble.

But it doesn't seem appropriate to bask in it like this. What if Balotelli thinks he acquiesced?

Tangled tossing and turning, sleepless all night, in the morning, Totti, with big dark circles under his eyes, already felt light and light!

Balotelli didn't know that Vardy had cheated himself, so he still smiled the next day.

When the players on both sides were warming up on the field, Totti glanced at Inter Milan from time to time, and he must be about to meet Balotelli. Totti immediately looked away like a frightened deer, as if looking around.

Vardy, the black hand behind the scenes, was observing the two people from the perspective of God. Totti's reaction made Vardy want to roll on the ground and laugh.

Coming out has always been a very sensitive topic in the sports world. If there is a fierce competition on the field and the person you have frequent physical contact with is actually a real gay, then you will probably collapse.

Needless to say, Totti's heart must be the same as his expression now, very exciting.

I just don't know how much strength he can display in a while!

The warm-up is over, and the players on both sides are ready to return to the locker room for final preparations.

But at this moment, Balotelli suddenly left the team and walked towards Totti. He planned to say hello to his idol!

But what I didn't expect was that Totti, like a frightened little girl, not only hid behind De Rossi, but also waved at Balotelli.

Balotelli was about to cry at the time, why did the idol ignore me?

And Vardy, the instigator, was really about to roll on the ground!

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