I am Vardy

It is not a weekend, and it is in the morning. There are not many customers in the mall, and most of them are foreign tourists. Fast updates and no ads.

Since there are no customers in the store, Vardy can stand more relaxed, but the Ronaldo in the window must be a little more straight.

In fact, Ronaldo, as a superstar, is still very attractive. Even if passing customers do not enter the store, they will at least stop and watch.

Perhaps many tourists are thinking, this store named "Valdy" actually uses the image of Ronaldo as a model. Is this an illegal use of the image of two superstars at once?

More customers happily took out their cameras to take photos with the model of Ronaldo. You know, this model is so realistic that it is even more realistic than the wax figure of Mrs. Windsor.

It's just that Vardy wondered why the naughty Ronaldo didn't scare these customers. This guy stood upright uncharacteristically, just like a real plastic model.

Perhaps attracted by Ronaldo's image model, customers began to enter the store one after another, so Vardy could only stand more seriously.

An elderly couple?

No, I can't scare them. If something bad happens, I guess I have to give them a pension.

A young woman with a baby?

No way, the matter of his illegitimate child is not over yet, if something like this happens, the media will probably say that this child is his own.

A couple of boyfriend and girlfriend?

Well, this is not bad.

young man,

If I am so frightened that the girl turns pale and throws herself into your arms, you don't have to thank me, this is what I should do!

That's you!

Vardy was ready and just waited for the couple to come to him.

"Honey, look, there is actually a Vardy model here, it's so similar, just like Ronaldo outside!"

The girl is as cheerful as a bird, not embarrassed at all because this is a men's underwear store.

On the contrary, the boy felt a little uncomfortable, because the things inside were too expensive, and he was really reluctant to spend so much money on underwear.

"So grandiosely using the images of Ronaldo and Vardy, and even the name is Vardy, isn't their boss afraid of being accused of copyright infringement?" The boy said a little angrily.

The girl blinked and asked back: "How do you know that this brand was not founded by Vardy himself?"

The boy was speechless.

The two of them talked, and came to Vardy, pointing to the underwear that Vardy was wearing, the girl said excitedly: "Look, this funny series is very suitable for you!"

The boy wants to cry, I'm not funny!

Vardy is looking for a suitable opportunity, or the girl wants to take a photo with a model of her own image, or simply pinch the muscles on her arm to feel the authenticity, so that Vardy can confidently say: Please don't touch me!

Such an effect is probably very scary. It is probably not impossible for the girl to drop her skirt in fright.

"Look, this model is so similar, it feels like the real thing, it must have been ordered from Lady Windsor!"

As she said that, the girl stretched out her hand towards Vardy, but Vardy didn't expect where she reached out to touch.

"Look, even the bulge in this place is so similar!" The girl's hand had already reached out to Vardy's body, and she took a handful directly in the crotch.

Vardy's face turned green instantly.

Dear, do you want to be so unrestrained?

Don't pinch it, it's broken!

"Oh my god, it's still soft to the touch, that's unbelievable, how do they make it, inflatable-doll?"

The girl's nerves were very stretched. After feeling the softness in the hand, she didn't let it go, and continued to rub it several times.

Vardy reacted, his lower body slowly swelled at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his expression became embarrassing.

"Soft... soft? Has it gotten bigger?" At this time, the change in little Vardy caught the girl's attention. No matter how nervous she was, she could feel that something was wrong!

With a scream, he jumped far away and hid beside his boyfriend, his eyes widened.

The boy didn't know what happened, but was taken aback by the girl's reaction.

At this time, Vardy knew that he had to play.

"Well, it's okay to look at, but there's no need to touch it. After all, your boyfriend is still here, isn't he?"

Vardy joked with a little embarrassment, but he still posed as a model and remained motionless.

Boys and girls were really surprised this time. Although the girls vaguely knew that the model posing was a living person, the boys didn't know that a model who was subconsciously regarded as a dead thing actually spoke. Crisis?

"Don't be nervous, I'm just a model. If you don't disturb my work, I won't open my mouth!" Vardy saw the nervousness of the two and explained with a smile.

Only then did the boys and girls realize that this is a real model!

The girl blushed, she had been kneading by Vardy for a long time just now!

No, this is Vardy himself!

Oh my god, Vardy himself is wearing underwear and modeling in the mall?

The two almost screamed with excitement.

Even if he is not a fan, Vardy can be regarded as a very well-known celebrity, just like later generations, who are not fans must know Ronaldo and Messi.

What's more, the two are out-and-out Manchester United fans. The excitement of meeting Manchester United stars in the store cannot be described in words.

The girl can't wait to hang on Vardy's body and let her boyfriend take a photo with Vardy, so that she will never see the embarrassment caused by rubbing just now.

It's just that the boy seemed more excited than the girl. When he asked the clerk for a signature pen, he asked Vardy to sign his clothes, and left his girlfriend aside.

Vardy wanted to persuade him, young man, I am afraid you will be single for the rest of your life.

After satisfying the requirements for the couple to sign a group photo, Vardy suddenly rolled his eyes and came up with another good idea.

Walking down from the platform, Valdy dragged the couple into the corner and whispered.

"This brand was founded by me. It happened to be fine today, so I came to help make a model to promote it. You see, there are models with the image of Ronaldo and Rooney in the store, but those are fake, I got them Authorized to use their imagination, after all we are good buddies!"

While Vardy was talking, the couple kept nodding their heads, looking excited, obviously they hadn't recovered from the excitement yet.

"As the first customer who recognizes me as a real person, the store will give you a gift, which is the funny series underwear I wear, but before you get the gift, you have to complete a small task!"

Vardy continued to say bewitchingly: "You also know that Rooney and Ronaldo and I are bad friends and like to joke with each other. As long as you take a stick to poke the ass of Rooney's image model, I will shoot it and turn around To anger them. As long as you help me complete the task, then the gift will be given to you!"

After hearing Vardy's words, the couple covered their mouths excitedly, with incredible expressions on their faces.

It is very lucky to meet Vardy while shopping, and even get a gift from Vardy. Is this the rhythm of heaven?

And they also saw just now that Vardy brand underwear is very expensive, at least the boy will not be willing to buy it, and now that Vardy wants to give it away, how can he not be happy and excited.

Isn't it just to poke Rooney's ass, anyway, it's not really Rooney, it's just a plastic model, what a joke!

They wouldn't believe that Rooney would be so bored, helping Vardy stand in Vardy's shop in his underwear.

In fact, Rooney is really that boring!

Although he didn't see the scene where the girl rubbed little Vardy just now, he still laughed a lot because of the reaction of the little couple, but he didn't know that a stick was approaching him.

Vardy couldn't find the stick, so he took a clothes hanger and handed it to the girl.

Be brave and poke, girl!

As long as you stab it, the panties are yours!

The girl took the clothes hanger very excitedly, and excitedly walked towards Rooney who was still pretending to be a model.

When Rooney heard movement behind him, he thought that the young couple would also try to see whether they were real or not. He was thinking, what method would he use to scare them?

Suddenly jumped up and yelled?

No, it's too uncreative!

Well, just say "beauty, do you want a date?", this must be interesting!

But just as he was thinking about what would happen next, something huge suddenly stabbed the chrysanthemum, and the tearing feeling made him ascend to heaven instantly!

No longer caring about scaring people, holding his ass, Rooney screamed and curled up.

However, his purpose of scaring people has indeed been achieved, because this young couple has been completely scared to death!

Isn't this a fake model?

How did it become real?

I poked Rooney's ass with this thing?

The two stood there blankly, with incredible expressions on their faces, as if a century had passed.

It's just that Vardy was already laughing uncontrollably in the corner at this time.

This silly girl really dares to poke her, her nerves are terribly thick, not to mention rubbing little Vardy just now, just this one stabbing Rooney, Vardy feels that she has used all her breastfeeding energy...

Now the little fat man won't have an anal fissure, right?

Should I call an ambulance?

Well, it's better to give them a pair of underwear and let them get out of the way, or Rooney won't let them go when he recovers.

"Jamie, I'm fucking with you!"

After waiting for a long time, Rooney got up from the ground, his face was so dark that water could drip.

Vardy quickly raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, shaking his head like a rattle, "I didn't stab it!"

"Nonsense, of course I know you didn't stab me, but if you don't confuse them, can they just stab me with a stick?"

Rooney is not stupid, even if he didn't hear it, he can understand it after thinking about it.

"Uh, the stabbing is over, it's useless for you to revenge me, or I will arrange a starlet for you at the next party?" Vardy knows what is the most effective way to deal with Rooney.

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