I am Vardy

A great battle of the century came to an end, and it felt as if Vardy dropped a nuclear bomb on Villa and ended it all.

Perhaps many people say that Villa is to blame, but there are still more people who think that Vardy's revenge is too bloody. Of course, all of this may not be Vardy's original intention, and it is all the ghost of the halo.

The Manchester United fans were quite disappointed. They thought that Manchester United could score in double digits in this game, but they didn't expect that the opponent player chose to commit suicide to preserve his reputation.

It's like a habitual criminal dragged a beautiful woman into the grove, took off her pants and was ready to have fun, but she didn't expect that the beautiful woman would rather die than surrender, and hit her head to death.

Look at the beautiful woman's body, and then look at the thing that has softened, not to mention how uncomfortable it is!

Perhaps Villa's opponents in the next game should thank Manchester United and Vardy. Now it seems that 8 main players cannot play, and even their head coach is lying in the hospital.

This game will be remembered by history as a classic battle, and it should be regarded as Vardy's real battle of prestige!

After winning this game, Manchester United continued to lead the Premier League standings, and Vardy relied on his hat-trick in this game to expand his lead in the scorer list.

In fact, before this game, Vardy was considered to be in jeopardy for the British Golden Boot.

Throughout December, Vardy scored just one goal in United's six appearances.

Against Middlesbrough and Manchester City, Vardy did not score, only assists;

Against West Ham United, Vardy was suspended for a red card and did not play;

Facing Villa after his comeback, Vardy scored a goal, which was his only goal in December;

Then he was counted by the opponent in the game against Villa,

Three games suspended, December gone...

The data of 18 goals in 22 games is still dazzling, but if you only consider Vardy's performance in December, it is really a question of whether Vardy can resist the pursuit of Henry-level shooters.

However, Vardy returned strongly in this game. While beating Villa to death, he added three goals to his own goals with a hat-trick, and once again opened the distance between other shooters and him.

Henry and Rooney have 16, Drogba 15 and Vardy has 21.

According to the data of previous years, perhaps Vardy scored another 4 or 5 goals, and the Golden Boot would be secured.

As soon as Vardy scored a goal, the fans of Arsenal and Henry were unhappy and began to pick faults with their noses and eyes.

What is their argument?

Vardy scored goals on the underdogs!

Villa didn't resist anymore. The players on the field went off one by one. In the end, the game was even terminated early because of insufficient numbers. Is it interesting that you score goals in such a game?

Strictly speaking, Vardy's hat-trick against Villa in this game is really a goal. After all, the opponent's strength is so good. As long as he scores more than two goals against the underdogs, he will score goals. suspicion.

But the problem is, the theories of the Gunners and Henry fans are untenable!

Although Vardy performed a hat-trick, it was not when there were only seven players left on the opponent's field, but a hat-trick completed when the opponent's lineup remained basically intact in the first half.

And Vardy also made a penalty kick, but he didn't take the penalty and gave it to Rooney, which has nothing to do with scoring goals.

But they don't care about these obvious facts, as long as they think that Vardy scored goals, as long as the public opinion can suppress Vardy, then Vardy can't be washed away.

Arsenal fans are jumping for joy, their results are not as good as Manchester United, and Henry's goals are not as good as Vardy's. It seems that only by jumping around like this can they find their own sense of existence.

In this regard, Vardy didn't even bother to pay attention to these trolls.

You can say whatever you want!

Anyway, no amount of spraying can change the fact that you can't win the championship;

Anyway, no amount of spraying can change the fact that Henry's goals are not as good as mine;

Anyway, no amount of spraying can change the fact that you can only fight for the fourth place in the future;

It is not uncommon for me to attack you, I am afraid that you will not be able to bear it after you know the truth!

Na Si is quite miserable!

However, Vardy is unwilling to sprinkle salt on people's wounds, but it does not mean that his good friends also have good personalities.

"Never mind whether Vardy scores goals or not, it has nothing to do with you. Obviously, Henry is no longer a striker of the same level as Vardy. Is this still comparable?"

"It's like you eat the cheapest pizza and burgers every day, but talk about yachts and bunny girls. Does this have anything to do with you?"

"If you are not convinced, then see you in the next game!"

Rooney's words directly made Arsenal fans furious. If Rooney appears on the road in North London now, it must be the result of his death on the street.

But Rooney is right in saying something, if you are not convinced, see you on the field.

The next round of the English League, one of which is Manchester United's away game against Arsenal, Arsenal can definitely teach Manchester United, Vardy and Rooney a lesson in the game.

 …

After Rooney successfully provoked the hatred and excited the Gunners fans, he ignored them.

It's not that Rooney is cowardly, but that Rooney is busy now and really doesn't have time to fight.

On the day of the battle with Arsenal, it was Vardy's 20th birthday, and Rooney and others were studying how to celebrate Vardy's birthday.

The 20th birthday is definitely an unusual birthday, very important, this day may mark your evolution from an ignorant teenager to a funny teenager.

According to Vardy's plan, I wanted to hold a birthday party and invite teammates and friends to participate, but the recent schedule is too dense and I don't have the energy to do it.

Rooney was disappointed, as was Ronaldo, as their idea of ​​having fun at a party fell through.

But they can't let Vardy go like this. Now that they think of how spoofed they were by Vardy in the island country, they can't eat.

In the end, the two ordered a large cake, pushed it into the dressing room, and had a lively cake fight.

Having fun, a group of people even wanted to paste Vardy with a cake and turn him into a mummy. If it wasn't for Vardy's begging, they might really be able to send him to the Egyptian pyramid.

"It's my birthday, don't you guys want to grant me a wish?" Vardy, whose face was covered with cake, only showing his eyes and nose, said pitifully to Rooney and Ronaldo.

Rooney and Ronaldo were shocked instantly. To put it another way, wouldn't that be equivalent to agreeing to a request from Vardy!

"Don't worry, this time it's definitely not that disgusting, and this time I will do it with you, in fact, even if you are willing, I may not be willing to take you, because this matter requires a person with a big or thick hand, As for you..." Vardy glanced at Rooney and Ronaldo's lower body maliciously, his eyes full of malicious intent.

Rooney and Ronaldo exploded in an instant!

Who says I'm not smart?

Who says I'm not rough?

This is the dignity of a man, and you must never admit cowardice.

Even if the real situation may not be so stalwart, you still have to pretend to be very proud.

Even if they know that this may be a hole dug by Vardy, for the dignity of a man, they have to jump into it without hesitation.

"Since it's your birthday, I will definitely fulfill your wish. My conditions are very suitable. As for Wayne, forget it..." Ronaldo hurriedly nodded to express his acceptance, and then couldn't help but dismiss Rooney.

Rooney didn't say much. He wanted to believe in talking with his fists, and he directly told Ronaldo with cruel facts that sometimes jumping too much is not a good thing.

In the end, both of them agreed to fulfill Vardy's wish, which is actually a request. Of course, Vardy will accompany them to do whatever they do.

"Get ready, after the game against Arsenal, we will execute it!"

Vardy is very happy, if it is not for the excuse of birthday, I am afraid it will be difficult to persuade these two good friends to come out!

 …

The game between Manchester United and Arsenal was hotly fired. For the two teams aspiring to win the championship, this game is definitely a contest of six points.

It’s just that no one believes Arsenal’s current results when it comes to winning the championship. Not long after halfway through the league, Arsenal have been left behind by Manchester United by 13 points. This is definitely not the performance that a championship team should have.

Of course, this does not prevent some Arsenal fans from continuing to dream of winning the championship. Anyway, dreaming is the least costly thing in the world.

Although he doesn't care much about the attacks of Arsenal fans on him, Vardy still can't help but want to prove that he is not only able to score goals, at least in terms of scoring ability, he completely beat Henry.

So, before the game, Vardy put on the belt that he got a long time ago, which is the one that enhances his header ability.

With the spirit fox in the penalty area, his deterrence in the penalty area has long been incomparable, but in terms of headers, he is completely incapable of shooting.

If you can't get stuck in the position and can't even jump up, then no matter how strong your heading ability is, it's useless!

So Vardy has basically never worn this belt, unless he still wants to score that kind of shocking header lob from outside the penalty area!

But this game is completely different, the Arsenal defender's ability to defend against high-altitude balls is not good!

Among the two black and tough main central defenders of the Gunners, Gallas is 183cm tall, and Da Toure is even worse, only 1.78 meters. Compared with his younger brother Yaya Toure, he is simply a scumbag. It is conceivable that their mother must be very special when they were young. I love my little son, I leave everything for my little son...

It's no wonder that many children now refuse to let their mothers have a second child. The Toure brothers' family is a typical tragedy!

Rooney can take Gallas away, and Vardy only needs to fight against Toure.

Although the height of Da Toure is condensed into muscles and full of strength, his height is flawed. Even if he can carry and get stuck, he can give Vardy a chance to jump up. I don’t want those who are 1.9 meters at every turn Defenders, even if they don't jump much, Vardy can't reach...

Well, in this game, just bully and bully Toure!

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