I am Vardy

First goal.

No matter what kind of world destruction plan Vardy has, the first goal is the most important, and this is the principle he has always adhered to.

So at the beginning of the game, Vardy didn't act too outrageously, but went step by step and eager to score like a cheetah as usual.

And this scene fell in the eyes of the fans, which polarized the fans a bit.

The more pure fans are very happy. Vardy always puts more energy into the game instead of being stubborn about the so-called revenge. In their view, smashing the opponent with goals is the best way of revenge. On one point, Vardy did a good job.

In the eyes of those fans who are not hardcore, Vardy doesn't want to take revenge in an extremely tragic way, which is too embarrassing!

What's the use of just scoring goals, even if you perform a hat-trick, people don't care, right?

Where is your knife?

Where's your gun?

Where's your human cannon?

Kill them quickly!

They were more anxious than Vardy one by one.

The Villa players also seem to be relieved. It seems that Vardy really has no plans to fight them forever, so they also put more energy into the game instead of guarding against Vardy with fear.

But at this time, the gap in strength between Villa and Manchester United is reflected. Although Villa is active in the midfield, they can't take advantage of it.

soon,

Manchester United's killing intent is coming!

In the 9th minute of the game, Scholes passed the ball over the top of the penalty area. Vardy succeeded in anti-offside, throwing off the defender and facing the goalkeeper directly.

However, at this time, Vardy's position is not very good, a bit biased, and the chance of a direct shot being blocked is very high, so Vardy decided to pass the goalkeeper and then shoot.

With a kick of his right foot, Villa's goalkeeper's plan to attack and block Vardy completely fell through, and he could only look back at Vardy with desperate eyes.

However, Vardy's shooting angle is smaller at this time, so Vardy is more careful when pushing the shot, and does not use special force to strive for accuracy.

But the bad thing is that Vardy's pushing power is too small, leaving the defensive players with time to save in front of the goal.

A central defender of Villa sprinted with the greatest explosive power, and amidst the cheers of the Manchester United fans, he threw his whole body out and slid the goal line to save the ball.

Looking at the gliding trajectory of Villa's central defender, Vardy knew that the ball was gone!

Sure enough, at the moment when the ball was about to hit the goal line, Villa's central defender arrived with a sliding tackle and blocked the ball beyond the goal line, trying to keep the goal intact.

The ball bounced back into the penalty area and was quickly cleared by another Villa central defender.

But at this moment, there was an uproar in the stands, everyone's eyes had become horrified, and even the players on both sides couldn't help shivering when they saw this scene.

I saw the Villa central defender with a sliding shovel showing a relieved smile on his face after the successful rescue. At this moment, it seemed that he had become the hero who tried to keep the goal. Under the spotlight, he was the protagonist on the entire pitch .

However, before his smile could fully bloom, tragedy happened.

Under everyone's horrified gaze, the Villa central defender's legs spread slightly and he directly hit the goal post. The air seemed to stop abruptly in an instant.

The screams of Aoao resounded throughout the stadium, and even the exclamations of the fans could not be suppressed. The Villa central defender clutched his crotch as if he had lost consciousness, and curled up on the ground, like a shrimp.

Vardy's expression became horrified, as if he had seen something very scary.

Broken balls?

Vardy vaguely saw the egg yolk spilled on the ground

I haven't done it yet, why is blood flowing like a river?

It's really not my fault!

If talking about the most vulnerable part of the human body, it would be this. Compared with other parts, the pain tolerance here is at least three grades lower.

A true warrior who dares to face the bleak life and the egg yolk that is broken all over the ground

If Vardy's sensitive parts are subjected to such a heavy blow, it is estimated that Vardy will die of pain directly!

I really admire this guy's courage and fearlessness. He made a great personal sacrifice for the benefit of the team regardless of personal gains and losses. What's more, this guy was still laughing before the tragic collision just now.

Facing life and death without changing face, admiration!

The Villa players were frightened, and rushed over to check the injuries of their teammates.

If it is broken, should it be removed to prevent infection?

A stretcher came in and carried the Villa player off the field. While everyone respected him, they all felt chilly under their crotch and were very uncomfortable.

Even the Manchester United players couldn't help but be speechless, and whoever they were would never want to try this fragmentation effect.

"Nimma, just now I thought this game would be very dull, but I didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, something big happened. Now I want to know, will the Villa defender still have a married life in the future?"

"The funny halo is everywhere, the old man has expected all of this!"

"How do I feel that it was designed by Vardy just now. He deliberately passed the goalkeeper and then pushed slowly, giving the Villa defender a chance to save in front of the goal, and then bumped into it. Is this a coincidence?"

"It was so painful to watch. I tried to hit the corner of the wall lightly, and I felt like I was going to collapse. The Villa defender directly hit the goal post, and it should have been completely shattered."

"I quickly scrambled a plate of eggs and ate them to suppress my shock, it was too scary!"

The fans also felt terrified when they saw the scene of Broken Egg.

However, it was at this moment that Vardy felt something was wrong.

Judging from the severity of the collision, this guy is definitely going to die. Even if his life is not in danger, Ding Ding and Eggy will definitely not be able to survive, at least they will not be able to persist in the game.

But here comes the question, is this considered to be done by yourself?

Quickly ask the system, if it is not counted as doing it yourself, wouldn't it be a waste of a precious quota?

What quota?

Of course, it's time to get the final quota!

"System prompt: Although the Villa player's goal line rescue caused the accident because of Vardy's shot, it cannot be counted as the host's head. The rescue is the subjective will of the opponent!"

Sure enough, the system's answer made Vardy confirm this point, and this person really didn't do it himself!

That's not good, you should come back!

Just when the stretcher was about to be loaded into the ambulance, Vardy had an idea and entered the wishing system.

"Make a wish: restore the Villa defender to a penis and balls that are as good as they were before they were broken."

Vardy made his wish in the wishing system, and he also took great pains to get the Villa defender back on the field.

"System prompt: The difficulty of making a wish is one star, and it is equivalent to exchange for 3 system gold coins."

"Make a Wish"

If there is no moth, the execution power of the system is unquestionable, and in an instant, the egg will be broken and the egg will be reunited.

The Villa defender who was so painful that he almost lost consciousness just now really didn't feel pain this time.

Lying on the stretcher, he was a little desperate. Could it be that the pain was so severe that he couldn't feel the pain anymore?

Subconsciously touched it with his hand.

Huh?

Di Liuyuan, her two testicles were intact, and she also touched her penis, which was a bit prickly.

A lot of the same!

Such a violent collision, just now it hurt like hell, but now there is nothing wrong?

It's too incredible!

Is this the favor of God in the legend?

Feeling that he was revived again, the Villa defender jumped off the stretcher and rushed back to the sidelines like a gust of wind.

Everyone looked at this guy alive and kicking, and was so surprised that he couldn't speak for a moment.

Are you all right?

This is not scientific!

The team doctor was shocked and ran over to do another check.

It had already turned into a fried egg just now, why did it turn into a raw egg again this time?

Did a medical miracle happen?

It's just that the Villa defender has a black line on his face at this time.

Can you please stop pinching it? It turns out that it’s fine. If you pinch it harder, something will happen!

After confirming that the Villa defender was unharmed, although the Villa coach also felt incredible, he also gave up the idea of ​​​​substituting.

The game restarted and the Villa defender was allowed by the referee to return to the field.

The Manchester United fans in the stands applauded him unanimously. It had nothing to do with the club he played for, but his courage.

If anyone had suffered a heavy blow to the crotch, he would probably have knelt long ago.

Look at the way he screamed just now, and now he returned to the field alive and kicking, how strong this person is!

This is a real warrior and fully deserves their applause.

The Villa defender also has a high-spirited face, feeling that he has reached the pinnacle of his life, and his complacent look makes Vardy want to take off his shoes and wedge his face with the soles.

Do you think you are a hero when you come back to the court?

Then you are so naive!

If you knew that you were brought back by me, and the purpose was to let you go down again, you probably wouldn't be able to laugh.

What makes Vardy even more guilt-free is that when this guy passed by Vardy, he deliberately looked at Vardy with provocative eyes.

You see, your goal was destroyed by me! How do you feel about me being applauded by the United fans at Old Trafford like a hero?

Vardy curled his lips and said to himself, have you ever heard a famous saying?

no Zuo no Die!

You are using your balls to interpret the profound meaning of this sentence!

Passing by, Vardy ignored the opponent's provocative eyes, quietly took out a temporary partial black hole card, and threw it on the crotch of the Villa defender, quietly hiding his achievements and fame.

Well, I think you must have suffered enough pain just now, don’t you want to be a hero, then I will give you another chance to be a hero, but in the end you become a hero or a bear, it depends on your luck!

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