I am Vardy

December 18th is a great and memorable day for world football. From this day on, the great teaser Vardy officially ascended to the altar and became the real ruler of world football. Since then, the altar has opened a new era of passion and happiness. ————Excerpt from "The Chronicle of Vardy's Funny Autobiography"

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Of course, the circulation of this autobiography written by Vardy at the age of 118 is actually very low. This autobiography.

So this point of view has not been accepted by the mainstream public, and people don't even know that there is such a statement.

The more popular saying in public opinion is that this day is a gloomy day for world football, and it will have a devastating impact on world football for a tease to win the honor of World Footballer.

Perhaps starting tomorrow, the games that fans see on the field will no longer be dominated by all-round confrontation, but 90 minutes of absurd and funny clips. Football will become a sitcom with the stage moved to the green field.

For the players, how to maximize their own interests?

Look at Vardy, he won the World Footballer by being funny, they can also be funny, can they also win the World Footballer?

Compared with scoring goals, it feels easier to be funny.

So more often, what fans may see is such a picture——

One-handed dribbling can obviously score goals, but offensive players start to think about life in a concave shape;

Obviously he could directly push and score the goal, but he aimed at the goalpost and went up;

When celebrating a goal, you can roar passionately, but dance like a clown;

Obviously the mascot didn't provoke you, but you still have to kick the mascot every game, which made everyone in the club's mascot feel insecure, and didn't dare to show up...

Well, it's scary just thinking about it.

But what made the fans feel overjoyed and unbelievable was the following media interviews with the judges.

"That's right, I chose Vardy, but I don't think he is really worthy of being the World Player of the Year, but I think he is very hard-working, so I vote to comfort him,

But I didn't expect him to really win the championship! "——The coach of a certain national team

"I thought, everyone has to choose Cannavaro anyway, even if I choose Vardy, it doesn't matter, but I didn't expect that there are quite a lot of people who think the same as me!" Captain of a certain national team

Facts have proved that teasing is really popular!

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After winning the supreme honorary title of World Footballer, Vardy has truly stood on the top of the world football. The competitive value and commercial value have soared again under the already high circumstances, and he has become an advertising company. favorite.

Raiola is going crazy with joy, and almost all the big companies from all over the world come to him to approach him, hoping that Vardy can become the spokesperson of their brand, and almost even take out a blank check and just fill in numbers on it.

If Vardy accepted every endorsement, it is estimated that he would not have to do anything every day, just shoot commercials.

However, Raiola is not an idiot. He naturally knows that he can't accept all the endorsements, but only selected the ones that fit Vardy's image to negotiate.

And there is another task recently, which is to help Vardy negotiate a new contract with Manchester United.

With Vardy's status today, a weekly salary of more than 60,000 pounds has been difficult to match Vardy, so the contract renewal is imperative. Even Manchester United knows this well. They seem to be more active than Raiola.

No way, Vardy has already become a superstar coveted by giants all over the world. His heavyweight is not inferior to Zidane at his peak. Everyone knows that having Vardy is equivalent to having a steady stream of money. goal.

Don't think that everyone is as picky as Manchester United. If other giants offer Vardish a sky-high annual salary, can Vardy not be tempted?

Although at present, Vardy's salary from Manchester United alone is less than a fraction of his income from endorsements, but you must know that the salary of football mobilization is equivalent to his status in world football.

Even if you don't care about this small amount of money, for the sake of reputation, this money must be fought for.

Fortunately, Vardy does not need to participate in these things. The most troublesome thing for him is to bargain with others. Like the aunt who buys vegetables in the market, it is a waste of life to fight for a dime and a dime.

After returning to Manchester, when he participated in training the next day, Vardy brought the World Footballer's trophy to the club. First, he had already discussed with the club. The trophy will be exhibited in the club's honor exhibition room for fans to visit. Second, he also wants to show off to his good friends.

Wealth and honor do not return to one's hometown, just like traveling at night in brocade clothes!

Although the relationship with good friends is so good that you can wear a pair of pants, but in terms of competition, everyone has to move forward.

I got the World Footballer first!

Ronaldo, Rooney, are you envious?

Of course, if it was Ronaldo in his previous life, he would definitely dismiss Vardy.

Vardy took out a trophy to show off, Ronaldo smiled and pulled out four from behind!

Let's compare who has more?

It's like fighting against the landlord, the snarky landlord like Vardy has made a second, can't you afford it?

Cristiano Ronaldo on the opposite side smiled contemptuously and threw out a bomb...

It's just that the current Ronaldo is still that young boy who is still far away from the domineering president Fan Er!

Oh, by the way, there is also Rooney, this guy can only cry and say "I'm sorry"!

"Are you sure this trophy is made of pure gold? Why does it look like plastic to me?"

On the training ground, Rooney snatched the trophy in Vardy's hand, and gnawed it without any explanation.

Vardy's heart skipped a beat when he saw it. Is this guy planning to eat the trophy directly?

Before Vardy could make a move, Ronaldo next to him had already grabbed the trophy and looked at Rooney with disdain.

"What age is it, and you still use this method to distinguish between true and false, can you use some modern methods?"

After finishing speaking, Ronaldo said with a confident expression: "I learned in junior high school that aqua regia is so corrosive that it can melt even gold. Let's find some aqua regia. If it can melt, it will be pure gold!"

Vardy knelt down to Ronaldo, this logic, was your chemistry taught by Wang Dabu next door?

Sighing, Vardy rolled his eyes and said: "Actually, it doesn't have to be so troublesome to destroy, just sell it directly to the recycling bin, and you can earn a few pocket money, and it can relieve your envy, jealousy, and hatred, right?"

But what made Vardy very crazy was that Ronaldo and Rooney nodded in agreement, ran away holding the trophy, and then turned back after running two meters and asked Vardy something that made him collapse-you Do you know where to collect waste?

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Of course, his teammates did not let Vardy escape. He hosted a grand party the next night and invited his teammates to celebrate. Of course, celebrating his aspirations to the World Footballer is just a pretext, and actually having fun is the key.

Due to the intensive schedule of Manchester United this year, all Christmas parties have been cancelled. This time the party is equivalent to an early Christmas party.

On December 23, the last match before Christmas, Manchester United will challenge Aston Villa away, which is another very critical battle.

If Manchester United cannot take all three points, then Chelsea may be able to complete the overtake of Manchester United. This is nothing less than a shocking blow to Manchester United, which has already led for half a season, and it will seriously damage Manchester United. Imposing.

Therefore, this game is determined not to be lost, and winning the game has become Manchester United's only goal.

It is also worth looking forward to what kind of performance the new World Footballer of the Year Vardy will contribute in the game. This will be Vardy's first appearance after successfully becoming the World Footballer of the Year.

It is impossible to say that Vardy's award is not controversial.

The point of view of Italian fans is very clear. In the year of the World Cup, everything must be measured against the World Cup. Italy is the World Cup champion. Cannavaro deserves the title of World Footballer. Vardy and England did not even enter the semi-finals. What to compare with Cannavaro?

Of course, there are still more people who recognize Vardy as the World Player of Football. After all, Vardy's personal honor is very dazzling. In this regard, no one can compare.

It’s just that everyone is very worried. At the age of less than 20, Vardy has already won so many honors, including the three golden boots, and the honor of World Footballer. Will Vardy lose his progress? Motivation, like many geniuses in the past, relying on their laurels to eat and wait to die, and finally disappeared from everyone?

It's not that there is such a possibility!

How many glamorous arrogances have just fledgling and amazed the world, but they have achieved nothing in the end!

Although it seems that Vardy has achieved something, whether he can maintain it is a question!

Reject the temptation of the colorful world, put more thoughts on the football field, not sensuality, this is what the fans expect from Vardy!

Don't engage in endless nightlife, even if you are keen on teasing pussies on the court!

In fact, the fans' worries are actually superfluous. For Vardy, this is just the beginning.

What are the three golden boots?

What is the title of World Footballer of the Year?

Vardy, who has experienced Melo's battle in his previous life, knows that this is all pediatrics. When you can hold more honors than Melo, come out and make a fuss!

More importantly, he longs for the championship, he longs for honor, and he longs for the passion when standing on the green field, which is the most eager pursuit after his rebirth.

If it's just to live a decent life, then Vardy has countless ways, why do he have to play football so hard!

Everything comes from love!

Only love and teasing can't be let down!