I am Vardy

efficiency!

A term that has always run through Vardy's career!

If you have to add a certain attribute in front, then just "terrible" is not enough, and "horror" must be added.

Last season, Vardy's scoring efficiency was the highest in Europe, leaving eight roads behind others. Although this season has declined slightly, it is still beyond the reach of others.

In Everton, Vardy is the absolute arrowhead of the Toffees' counterattack tactics. The benefits of tactics and Vardy's super personal combat ability allow Vardy to maintain a super high scoring efficiency in counterattacks.

After coming to Manchester United, because of the strength of his teammates, Vardy didn't need to fight so alone, so many times Vardy didn't need to solve the problem by himself, which would inevitably reduce his scoring efficiency.

But even so, Vardy's efficiency remains at a daunting level.

With rotation, substitutes, and suspension, Vardy has to play at least 500 minutes less than other forwards who maintain full attendance. If Vardy can play for these 500 minutes and can maintain his current scoring efficiency, then his goal count At least five more to be added.

What is even more amazing is that Vardy has never taken a penalty kick in the league since his debut.

Of Henry's 21 goals, two were penalty kicks, Darren Bent had three penalty kicks, and Lampard had more, four!

If Manchester United's penalty can also be taken by Vardy, then Vardy's goals must not break through the sky!

This is the answer sheet of an 18-year-old supernova in the second season of his career, which is the envy of everyone.

Many people have already felt sad for Henry. This is really an era that makes people want to cry.

As a super shooter who has been famous for a long time and has enjoyed countless honors, Henry won the Premier League Golden Boot. It will not surprise people. On the contrary, everyone will be surprised if he does not.

But now that Vardy turned out to make everything sad and ridiculous.

The fact that Henry, the world's top striker, is competing for the Golden Boot with a brat is comical in itself.

If he wins, Henry doesn't show his face, because it will make people feel that the victory is invincible;

lost,

That would be a shame!

Vardy simply does not play cards according to common sense!

As a young man, shouldn't he progress a little bit according to the process of youth training camp-reserve team-first team fringe player-substitute-important rotation-main striker-top scorer?

How come Vardy skipped all the deadly steps in the middle and directly became the top scorer in the team, and he can still compete with the sharp striker Henry on the scorer list?

Using his rookie status and top strength to compete for the golden boots, Vardy is a black-bellied representative of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!

Well, although Vardy is not as comprehensive as Henry, this does not mean that Vardy's scoring ability is inferior. Doesn't the position of the two on the scorer list explain everything well!

If Vardy's 23 goals and super high scoring efficiency are still not convincing, and some guys who are used to picking bones in eggs are convinced, then Vardy's loyal fans can take out the Champions League to slap their face up.

For the first time to participate in a top competition like the Champions League, Vardy shocked everyone with his undisputed performance.

He played five times in six group matches, scored six goals, and scored two goals in two games in the first knockout round. He currently dominates the UEFA Champions League scorer list with 8 goals.

This is a list that many people have ignored before. After all, after the Champions League group stage, many teams will be eliminated. As the Champions League knockout rounds continue, the scorer list will also undergo earth-shaking changes.

But Vardy's 8 goals can already explain the problem. You must know that Shevchenko and Ronaldinho, who scored 6 goals, are now ranked behind Vardy.

If it weren't for a certain player's sudden explosion, usually about 10 goals can win the Champions League Golden Boot. Even if Manchester United is eliminated by Inter Milan in the quarter-finals, who can guarantee that Vardy can't score two goals in two rounds?

If the aura of the Premier League Golden Boot and the Champions League Golden Boot shrouds an 18-year-old striker at the same time, then who can guess what kind of terrifying lineup this teenager will bring to the world football in the future!

Well, the two keywords of the Premier League this season have almost been determined.

Chelsea and Vardy!

Top scorers and top scorers, no controversy, only endless topics

While the outside world was frantically touting Vardy, Vardy was also brewing a new action plan.

The battle with Inter Milan is imminent, and the team atmosphere is slightly tense, while Vardy hopes to use his own way to decompress his teammates.

"Hey Leo! Do you want to change your hair with me?"

At the end of the training, Valdi pulled Ferdinand with a braided head and said mysteriously.

Ferdinand was taken aback for a moment, but didn't react immediately.

Change your hairstyle?

Do I need to change my flamboyant braid?

In this regard, Ferdinand expressed his disdain, he thinks that there is no better hairstyle in the world than his own!

Of course, he admits that Vardy's tomato head is very creative, but that thing looks amazing at first glance, and it is prone to aesthetic fatigue after a long time. It is better to have his own little braid, which will never be out of date.

"No, pigtails are my belief, and I will never change my hairstyle casually!" Ferdinand said firmly.

Believe in your sister!

Vardy almost took his breath away and said it as if you hadn't changed your hairstyle!

"A supermodel!"

Vardy held up a finger.

Ferdinand's eyes flashed a frightening light, but after a while, he shook his head and said, "You know, it's impossible for me to be..."

"Two supermodels!" Vardy interrupted Ferdinand before he could finish.

Ferdinand's eyes were wide open, full of desire, but his expression was still struggling.

"Three supermodels, no more!"

"make a deal!"

Ferdinand resolutely high-fived Vardy, for fear that Vardy would regret it.

Vardy smiled slightly, expressing his satisfaction.

In the Premier League, there is nothing that a supermodel can't solve. If there is, then three, not bad money!

Bringing Ferdinand to the modeling studio, this is the first time Vardy has visited.

"Come on, give us two perms, very small, very small curls, after the styling is done, it will be an afro, completely puffed up!"

Vardy unceremoniously gave orders to the stylists, and they were already familiar with each other.

That's right, the effect Vardy wants is the unkempt hair of Fellaini and David Luiz.

It took a few months of long hair to reach the standard. Naturally, Vardy can't waste it. As for Ferdinand, this guy's hair is much longer than Vardy.

"Unkempt?"

Ferdinand was puzzled, but didn't react right away.

"Ann, when it's done, you'll be able to see it, now be obedient!" Vardy sat on the chair, fearing that Ferdinand would go back on his word.

Of course, with three supermodels as an attractive condition, how could Ferdinand go back on his word?

A few hours later, the perm was over, and after washing the hair, after a blast from the hair dryer, two stunning shaggy hairs were born out of nowhere.

"I'm going, just like the fucking Lion King, are you going to turn me into Valderrama?"

That's right, the former Colombian star Valderrama had an explosive head, nicknamed the Golden Retriever Lion King!

This hairstyle is so elegant!

Vardy ignored Ferdinand, who was yelling, and looked at his own shape in the mirror, expressing his satisfaction.

Football and fashion are always inseparable, and top football stars are often the guides of fashion trends. In fact, they are not much different from those film and television stars.

For those superstars, if you haven’t changed your look for two months, you are embarrassed to go out and say hello to people. Many people spend more time dressing up than training.

In fact, Vardy has already made up his mind to be a trend leader, and it has been quite effective so far.

From the leader of killing Matt, to skinheads and fruit army, and wearing headbands, etc., Vardy has made several styles popular in terms of head shape alone.

However, as a follower of the past, he feels that what he has done is far from enough, and he is even ashamed of his identity as a reborn.

The fluffy hair was planned by him a long time ago, so he kept his hair for such a long time. As for why he insisted on pulling Ferdinand, isn’t there still a missionary system waiting for him to develop and go offline? Another important factor is , only Ferdinand's hair is long enough.

Ronaldo always has short hair that is exquisite and shiny;

Fletcher's style remains unchanged all year round; washing, cutting and blowing;

Alan Smith also needs his own white hair to show his fierceness. If the whole head is unkempt, it will be too kawaii;

As for Rooney, he's fine if he doesn't lose his hair, you expect him to get a perm

Of course, Vardy also prepared a gift for Rooney, a gift with double meaning.

Vardy is very satisfied with his new look. Although Ferdinand was a little awkward at first, after watching it a lot, he also thinks it is not bad. It is fluffy and very fun. Touching his hair is as fluffy as petting a puppy.

The next day, when Vardy and Ferdinand arrived at the training ground with big shaggy hair each, Carrington was about to explode.

The teammates looked at them as if they were looking at aliens, and they were extremely anxious.

This shape is so sharp and eye-catching, but it looks a bit spicy!

Needless to say, this must be Vardy's idea. This guy is a master of crossovers and the best at styling in the football circle. This unkempt hair like the Lion King is definitely planned by him.

Well, Vardy is funny, and he can be forgiven for doing absurd things, but why are you following Ferdinand?

Wouldn't it be nice to keep your braids all over your head?

Don't you think that this unkempt head makes your face look bigger, longer and more swollen?

This aesthetic is really no one else!

Well, it can only be said that Vardy, relying on his powerful teasing magnetism, bent another