I am Vardy

I believe this homeless defender's heart is broken. Facing the stinky shoes from all over the world, I'm afraid he wants to die!

People always have to pay the price for the wrong things they did when they were young, and then grow up.

When you throw shoes at Vardy, you should imagine Manchester United fans all over the world throwing shoes at you.

In order to deal with these stinky shoes, he racked his brains.

Hey, I treat these stinky shoes as waste, and I have increased my income. You are welcome to continue throwing shoes at me.

But someone from the waste collection station said that we don't accept these stinky shoes, so he was dumbfounded at that time!

What to do?

It can only be disposed of as garbage. For this reason, he also lost hundreds of pounds in garbage disposal fees.

I want to cry but have no tears, please don't throw shoes at me anymore, I'm about to have a psychological shadow!

The Champions League round of 16 is over, and the draw for the next round of 8 is about to begin.

The old rule is to use a party to welcome the draw, but this time it is not Vardy who does it, and it is someone else's turn.

Well, this time it was Wayne Rooney's two weeks' salary gone with the wind.

Vardy doesn't want to have too much to do with those young models, and every time this kind of gathering, he will choose to bring a female companion.

But this time Clancy wasn't in the country, and Kisti was also busy making a show. For a while, he didn't know who he should turn to!

Just when Vardy was struggling with what he should do, suddenly the doorbell rang.

Looking at the beautiful neighbor standing in the gatehouse, Vardy expressed embarrassment.

The two puppies I raised took turns to fuck other people's puppies. If the pet industry also had a constitution, then the two puppies should have served their sentences by now.

Isn't she here to take care of the abortion fee for the dog?

"Uh, hello, beautiful lady, if you are here to fight for your dog, then you can just take the two little guys away and let you handle it!"

Vardy let in the beautiful neighbor and betrayed the two little guys mercilessly.

Dead friends don't die poor!

You have caused disasters by yourself, go and settle it yourself, I am powerless!

Of course, Vardy just put on an appearance that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. He believes that the girl should not embarrass the two little guys.

"Well, that's also good. It just so happens that my uncle opened a dog meat restaurant in Huaxia. It seems that the two of them are quite meaty, so let's send them there!" The beautiful neighbor looked at the two little guys with satisfaction, very satisfied. said happily.

Vardy was shocked and almost closed the door directly.

In the UK, aren't dogs good companions for humans?

Even if you don't own a dog, you will never kill a dog, let alone a dog meat restaurant.

I thought that girls are caring, after all, she also owns dogs, but she never expected that girls can say such terrifying words.

It's just a demon in human skin!

I shuddered instantly, "Look, this, if a person makes a mistake, he should be given a chance to reform himself, let alone a puppy. Otherwise, I will let them be responsible. If your dog dies in the future Now that the baby is here, how about letting the two of them take care of it?"

Vardy couldn't help but speak, if he didn't stop him, I'm afraid these two little guys would become a dish on someone else's table!

The beautiful woman covered her mouth with her hands and giggled non-stop. She really didn't expect Vardy to be so cute.

Well, my acting skills are still good, and I fooled Vardy!

"Then, you have to make it up to me!" The beauty giggled as she spoke, squatting down and stroking the two puppies.

Vardy froze suddenly, seeing the cute girl teasing the dog, she didn't look like an executioner who sent the dog to the dining table.

I was tricked!

"I don't know your name yet." Vardy invited the girl into the house.

"Olivia, a freelancer, likes to write for magazines!" Olivia sat on the sofa, and the unfamiliar environment did not seem restrained at all.

Vardy couldn't figure out the opponent's routine, so he could only serve him carefully.

"Just now you said that you need compensation, do you want money?"

Vardy doesn't mind using a little money to atone for the two puppies, but Olivia doesn't look like a greedy person at all.

Olivia smiled and shook her head, showing her white teeth, "Of course not, it's just that I've been staying at home for too long, and sometimes I want to go out to relax, but I don't feel at ease outside, so I hope someone can accompany me." me together!"

As she said that, Olivia looked at Vardy expectantly, as if she was waiting for Vardy to take the initiative.

Vardy nodded in his heart, got it, this is a house girl!

Freelancers probably don't know how to go out to bask in the sun. They live completely in their own small rooms and in their own world, full of doubts and fears about the outside world.

I'm really ashamed of what I thought before, even thinking that she was a member of an organ trafficking organization.

Well, I definitely have to meet this requirement, not to mention that Olivia is an out-and-out beauty, and she is no worse than Anne, so she will definitely not lose her status if she takes it out, and I am afraid that she will be punished again. Several animals are envious and jealous!

He can fully imagine Rooney's dogleg appearance: Jamie, please, let's play swap!

"Okay, that's okay. But you don't need to go to bars and nightclubs. It happens that our teammates are going to have a party. I'll take you there tomorrow night."

Vardy nodded and agreed. Anyway, this is not the kind of party that cannot be described. If you are willing, of course there is no problem. If you are not willing, no one will force you.

Olivia left happily, and when she walked out of Vardy's house, she clenched her jade fists again to cheer herself up.

"You are the best, you have successfully taken the first step, Vardy must be yours, you can't run away!"

At this time, Vardy in the room was very happy. The two little guys finally did not have to be turned into dog meat soup, and at the party, he also had a female companion. Although it was the kind that could not communicate further, it was enough for those Crazy Bees and Butterflies retreat in spite of difficulties, which can serve as a good shield.

But in order to make these two little guys less trouble for themselves in the future and take care of their lower body, Vardy asked them to reflect on it at night. As a punishment, there is no dog food

Before the party the next night, Vardy went next door to pick up Olivia.

When the girl opened the door of the house, Vardy was really surprised. This feeling, as if most fans saw his explosive long-distance attack for the first time, will never be forgotten.

The fashionable dress is not sexy and fancy. On the contrary, Vardy, who is used to seeing young models, feels very pure, which is similar to Annie at that time.

The light makeup I put on deliberately wants to have a delicate and beautiful face. With that sweet smile, I am afraid it will cause a killing effect. At least Vardy feels that it is difficult for him to look away now.

You shouldn't be drooling, right?

Although he was used to seeing beautiful women and already had a certain degree of immunity, he was still worried that he would lose his composure in front of a truly tempting beauty.

Olivia looked at Vardy's portrait of Brother Pig, secretly amused, and was also very satisfied in her heart, this is what she wanted.

Conquering a man requires an attractive interior, but the first condition is to leave him with an impression that cannot be ignored, which is very important.

No matter how beautiful you are on the inside, if people don't like you at the first glance, and there will be no opportunities for contact and communication in the future, what's the use?

At least now she feels that she has completed the first step, as for the latter, she needs to work harder!

"You are so beautifully dressed today!" Vardy praised sincerely.

The girl smiled brightly, expressing she was very happy. "Actually, I think so too. Hee hee!"

Valdi opened the door, invited the girl into the car with a very gentlemanly gesture, and then drove quickly to the party location.

Along the way, in fact, the two did not have much communication. Although the beauty of the girl makes Valdy appreciate it, it does not mean that Valdy is an animal dominated by the lower body. This is sometimes very troublesome. After all, girls are not tender. mold.

And Olivia tried to use topics to guide Vardy, but after seeing Vardy's poor driving skills, she decisively gave up this idea.

Love is precious, but you only live once!

I want to say here that Vardy's driving level is limited to driving slowly on spacious avenues. If he is distracted, it is difficult to say whether there will be any accidents.

When they arrived at the party villa, Vardy and Olivia happily joined hands.

And when the two walked into the hall, everyone in the room was dumbfounded and there was no sound, only the soothing music was still playing.

The men were shocked by Olivia's beautiful appearance, and at the same time were shocked by the speed at which Vardy changed his girlfriend;

The young models were shocked that Vardy came with a female companion again. If this is the case, how can they return to the nest and throw themselves into their arms?

After the shock, Rooney pulled Vardy aside with admiration in his expression.

"You are my brother, please teach me, how can I have so many beautiful female companions, you frankly change female companions faster than I can pay public rations, and all of them are top-notch beauties, how do you let me live ah!"

Rooney is about to cry. Comparing himself and Vardy, it is simply the gap between heaven and earth. If he has read "Journey to the West", then he must know that this is the gap between Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng.

Vardy knew that bringing Olivia would have such a sensational effect, but even though there was really nothing between them, for Vardy, the intense satisfaction of vanity still made him feel good from head to toe.

Rooney's adoring eyes made him very satisfied, so Vardy kept a reserved smile and said: "Actually, she is my neighbor, and we just met each other not long ago. If we have the opportunity today, let's take her out to play together!"

Vardy didn't lie, they just met, but he deliberately didn't say that they didn't actually have any other relationship