I am Vardy

The field has already become a mess, and the game cannot continue for the time being.

Players are injured, and the game will continue after they leave the field, unless the goalkeeper receives treatment.

But the current situation is that the lineman actually fell asleep!

How can the game be restarted?

After confirming that the line referee's ruddy snoring was not a sudden death, the referee team and the staff tried every means to wake him up, but at most this guy turned over and continued to sleep...

Vardy is very strange at this time, does the hypnosis card have such a powerful effect?

The last time I hypnotized Ronaldo, he woke up after pushing him, but why did the effect change on the lineman now?

Well, the only explanation is that the tailor here is really sleepy!

The hypnosis card is just an inducement, a fuse, since he is already asleep, there is no reason to wake up!

But what about the game?

I have seen the referee have an accident before, and the fourth official stepped up temporarily. This is also a routine solution to emergencies.

But who has ever seen the fourth official appear to replace the linesman?

Well, there is no way, the fourth official can only bite the bullet and push forward.

The game, which had been suspended for half a day because of the lineman's sleeping incident, was finally resumed, and at this time, the leading Manchester United began to really control the game.

Sophisticated Manchester United controlled the game,

Until the end of the first half, Manchester City not only failed to equalize the score, but even had very little offense during this period.

During the intermission, Vardy had a smiling expression on his face, but it didn't look abrupt, because the Manchester United players basically had this reaction, mainly because what happened to the linesman just now was too unimaginable and very gratifying.

However, Ronaldo had a puzzled expression on his face, looking at Vardy as if he was thinking about something.

The last time I sat on the bench with Vardy, I didn't know what was going on, as if I was hypnotized, I fell asleep leaning on Vardy, and I felt very embarrassed at the time.

But at that time, I didn't think much about it, I thought it was simply sleepy!

But now a line referee can actually sleep directly on the edge of the lawn during a law enforcement match, which is a bit too absurd, no matter how you think about it, it feels unbelievable!

Is there such an exaggerated and coincidental thing in the world?

Ronaldo's intuition told himself that this must have something to do with Vardy.

Could it be that Vardy knows the legendary hypnotism?

The kind of magician who can lull people to sleep by swinging a yo-yo twice?

It feels suspicious!

Facing Ronaldo's detective-like appearance, Vardy said he was very calm, if you can find evidence that I am playing tricks, you are awesome!

Just during the halftime break of the game, the leaders of the FA and the referee committee were about to collapse. They fully experienced the joy of the unknown in life.

Nima can actually fall asleep!

If it wasn't for tens of thousands of people watching it on the spot, and millions of people watching it on TV, they would definitely not believe it.

Normally speaking, this kind of thing is definitely lower than the probability of a beggar becoming a British prime minister.

But such a weird thing happened just like this, it's too scary!

They could only put on a bitter face and prepare to wipe the ass of this matter, trying to minimize the impact.

Anyway, tomorrow the eyes of the entire world football world will probably shift to England. A referee who can fall asleep while law enforcement is definitely more attractive than a national treasure.

The Manchester United players happily talked about the first half of the game. Of course, the linesman who was very unfriendly to them and was still asleep during the game was definitely the center of the topic.

"I just want to know how many days he hasn't fallen asleep. Look at what he just slept. If I had such a high quality of sleep when I was young, I must be 5 centimeters taller than I am now!"

Rooney was the most active, his goal was blown away in the first half, now the referee is unlucky, no doubt he is the most gloating.

Vardy wanted to join the discussion, but when he heard Rooney's words, he suddenly seemed to be struck by a lightning bolt and stood there dumbfounded.

I go!

Am I so stupid!

Why didn't I think about growing up!

Vardy wanted to give himself a loud slap in the face, which was a punishment for not knowing how to turn his mind.

The system is so versatile, I can completely increase my height through the system!

Not much, now 178 cm, as long as it can grow to more than 183, at least you don't need to be called a five-short figure!

Anyway, there is a preset task system, every time you set a task reward, you will increase your height by one centimeter, and it will be done a few times!

It must be in the system, so this shouldn't be a heaven-defying reward.

Vardy seems to have seen the day when he can look at the same level as Ronaldo...

It's not a good feeling to be looked down on all the time!

What makes people even more suspicious of life is that every time I date Clancy, the long-legged goddess with a height of 175 puts on high heels, and she is a head taller than Vardy.

How does this make Vardy cheer up the man's glory?

Now, Vardy is suddenly enlightened, feeling that he has found a bright road in the confusion, leading to the bright road of being rich and handsome.

Originally, I was only rich, not handsome, and Gauguin had nothing to do with it. This time at least I can account for two!

At the end of the intermission, Vardy appeared on the stage happily, as if Wannian's single dog solved his personal life problems at once, and it seemed that he had been allocated a few acres of land for fleeing famine, and his days were full of momentum.

People are in good spirits on happy occasions. Vardy, who was already flying like a god, gave Manchester City another fatal blow at the beginning of the second half. After cutting in from the left, he pierced Manchester City's defense with a sharp through ball. The anti-offside was successful and the shot was easy.

This goal directly extinguished the arrogance of Manchester City's counterattack, and the game completely lost suspense.

But Vardy was completely kicked up, and he sprinkled a handful of salt on Manchester City's wounds.

Just two minutes after Ronaldo scored, Vardy once again went to the meeting solo, volleying vigorously from the front of the penalty area and directly piercing Manchester City's goal.

Vardy wandered in the boos of the Maine Road Stadium. The louder the boos of Manchester City fans, the greater the damage Vardy caused them, and the more they feared Vardy. Shaking comfort.

Looking at the referee with an unpredictable expression, Vardy felt happy, and his expression naturally showed pride.

No matter what schemes and tricks you have, in the face of absolute strength, you are all paper tigers, you will be crushed as soon as you are crushed!

Of course, an important factor for Manchester United to easily and cleanly win Manchester City is the teasing system. If it weren't for this hypnotic card to play a role and let the linesmen continue to mess around, then Manchester United might not have a chance.

Many times, a game that should be normal is ruined by the referee. As the absolute authority on the court, they are fully capable of changing the result of a game as they wish. This is the right given to them by the rules.

And when rights are out of supervision, inexplicable things happen inexplicably.

Thinking of the lineman who was hypnotized by himself and might be lying in a corner sleeping soundly, Vardy couldn't help but want to mock him.

So, Vardy, who scored the goal, ran to the place where the lineman lay down and slept just now. Under the eyes of everyone, Gu Lu lay on the ground, posing exactly like the lineman, pretending to be asleep!

The fans in the stands booed loudly. Of course, they were not complaining about the linesman, but simply upset Vardy celebrating the goal.

The members of the referee team all looked like beeping dogs. They knew what Vardy meant. This was a blatant mockery!

As members of the referee team, one wins and the other loses, even if the linesman did too much just now, you can't be so sarcastic!

The sympathetic referee wanted to expel Vardy directly from the field, but there is no rule that players are not allowed to pretend to sleep when celebrating a goal. On the surface, this is just a novel celebration.

If Vardy is really sent off, the public opinion after the game will definitely be overwhelming. He doesn't want to receive threatening letters with bullets every morning.

Even if Vardy is to be punished, it must be investigated by the FA after the game and the FA will punish him.

And the fans in front of the TV knelt in front of the TV again, and they really knelt down for Vardy.

If you don't pay attention, this guy will start to be funny, which really caught them off guard!

Perhaps it was because Vardy felt that he didn't quite like what he had learned, so he sat up again, picked up a bottle of water from the side, took a sip, and then lay down again under everyone's speechless eyes.

In order to be realistic, Vardy actually worked hard!

The water in his mouth flowed out bit by bit from the corner of his mouth, and he was using this way to act out the scene where the lineman was drooling when he was sleeping.

I really admire how he came up with it!

Just when the Manchester United fans were going crazy with joy, Rooney suddenly entered the screen, and this guy actually stood aside to dub Vardy, and the sound coming out of his mouth was a huge thunderous snoring...

This is probably the worst time a lineman has ever been hacked!

Ronaldo is anxious to watch, there are performances and dubbing, what can he do?

Well, from now on, I'm the audience!

Ronaldo quickly kicked a ball over, settled down, and made it up, as if he had moved a small bench and sat on it.

Then act like a good baby, grinning wide and applauding Vardy and Rooney, how exaggerated and exaggerated the expressions are!

The others were really laughing. After a good game, they were led off track by the trio of bastards, which made people laugh.

However, Ronaldo did not get the praise of Vardy and Rooney. The reason is very simple. The audience of this show is not distracted at all.

No wonder this guy is often criticized for diving. It turns out that everything is a matter of poor acting skills, which makes sense!

Vardy patted Ronaldo on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Believe me, after you retire, you can go to the fashion circle exhibition, but you must not enter the entertainment circle, because you may find that a box of Durex at the shooting site is better than yours." Great acting!"

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