I am Vardy

Of course, Vardy will never blame himself, he should have done a good thing.

The girl will not be happy in the future because of the boy's peeing.

After scaring the couple, Vardy repositioned himself for the next wave of tourists.

This time, it was two young men who looked sloppy, wearing shiny leather jackets with a bit of punk style, and the big earrings made Valdy feel panicked for them.

"Look, the two tortured wax figures are very interesting. Their mouths are opened so wide, just like yours last night!"

"Nonsense, it's not because you are too rough..."

Vardy took a deep breath in his heart, feeling so broken!

Nima, another couple of gays!

It's still the kind of gay guy who shamelessly shows affection everywhere, it's so annoying!

It's okay if you guys are gay, just be honest and blow up each other at home, why do you have to come out disgusting?

I have to scare you out of shit today!

Just thinking about how to scare people, one of the naughty ones came over and said softly while stretching out her hand to Vardy: "Look, it really looks like it, the skin is okay, but such white teeth What is it made of? No, I have to touch it!"

As he spoke, he was about to put his hand into Vardy's mouth.

Vardy felt sick for a while.

When his hand was about to reach his mouth,

Vardy closed his mouth suddenly, and then stood up suddenly under the horrified eyes of the two!

"If you dare to reach out again, I will bite you, believe it or not?"

In this horrific scene, the supposedly motionless wax figure suddenly came to life, and the shock of such horror will make people collapse.

Vardy clearly saw that the gay guy who was about to reach out was shaking his gums and his legs were shaking, but he didn't know if there was any liquid coming out of his trousers.

With a cry, the gay guy in front instantly retreated to his companion, and the instant explosive force made Vardy feel ashamed.

Sure enough, only in the most critical moment can people burst out with incredible potential.

"Don't come here, or I'll call the police!" Another gay guy held his male partner's hand, also trembling, but at least he behaved fairly reliably.

He didn't abandon his lover and ran away, at least he was more responsible than the boy before!

Or it can be said that the love between them is stronger!

Sure enough, there is true love between a man and a man!

After frightening the two couples, Vardy switched positions and went up to the second floor.

The second floor is a world celebrity, which means that Vardy doesn't have to play someone else, because he is a celebrity himself.

Putting on the Manchester United jersey, Vardy found a good position and put on a handsome shot.

But within a few seconds, the guy gave up.

Let alone handsome or not, this posture is really tiring!

So Vardy stood there relatively relaxed, pretending to be a wax figure.

Tourists flocked here, looking at the flowers on horseback, without noticing that there was a wax figure of Vardy in this corner.

Another attentive tourist appeared, yelling and feeling incredible.

Isn't that right? Only celebrities in the world can enter Madame Tussauds. At present, Beckham is the only English football player to enter Madame Tussauds.

When did this funny guy Vardy settle in?

But no matter so much, some fans who like Manchester United stepped forward to take a group photo, and their excited expressions made Vardy happy.

Of course, there are those who like Manchester United and Vardy, and those who hate Manchester United and Vardy. Many fans who may be from other clubs come here and look at Vardy's wax figure very unhappy.

Some raised their middle fingers and scolded "funny";

Some punched Vardy as if trying to kill him;

Even the most disgusting one actually pulled up his pants when no one was around, and used an exposed way to moles Vardy...

At that moment, Vardy really wanted to die.

There are really all kinds of people in this world. Compared with these perverts, his flamboyance is really nothing.

Fortunately, the tourists at Madame Tussauds are all foreigners. They have a good impression of Vardy, a funny star. If it weren't for these lovely fans, Vardy might have collapsed.

Of course, Vardy can't stand here like a real wax figure all the time, he still has to joke.

The second floor is not as spooky as a haunted house, even if it suddenly scares others, they will not run away.

Therefore, Vardy has to choose a good target for jokes. If it is really a fan of the deadly enemy, it is estimated that after the reaction, it is possible to use this excuse to beat himself up.

At this time, a young couple walked over with a cute little loli, and the little loli was wearing Vardy's Manchester United jersey.

It's actually his own fan?

Very good!

The little girl raised her head excitedly and said to the man: "It's great that there is still a wax figure of Vardy! Dad, please help me take a photo with Vardy, and I will tell my classmates when I get back. This is the real person of Vardy and me Take a group photo, they will definitely envy me to death!"

The man nodded with a smile, then turned his head and spread his hands helplessly at his wife.

After taking the photo, little Loli asked her father to pick her up again.

"Hold me quickly, I'm going to kiss Vardy, I want to give him my first kiss, even if it's a wax figure, he will definitely feel it, anyway, I will marry Vardy when I grow up!"

Vardy almost stumbled.

What year is this?

Are all little lolis so fierce?

Maybe he didn't even go to elementary school, so he knew he was going to get married?

Of course, Vardy's inner satisfaction was already bursting. He never expected that he was so popular that such a small girl said that he would marry him in the future!

Apparently the little girl's father expressed his helplessness, but he hugged the little girl dotingly.

Little Lolita pursed her lips and leaned over to kiss Vardy. Although Vardy couldn't see that cute look, he could feel it.

Vardy sighed, he couldn't be too shameless, and couldn't take advantage of such a young girl.

Just when the little loli was about to kiss Vardy on the cheek, Vardy suddenly moved away!

"Little friend, it's not good to just give your first kiss casually! And taking a photo with a wax figure is not as good as taking a photo with a real person!"

Vardy smiled and looked at his bewildered father and the more excited little Lori, and joked.

At that moment, Little Lolita's father almost threw the baby out, he was really shocked.

But the performance of the little loli in her arms was surprising. She was not scared at all, on the contrary, her expression was extremely excited.

"Oh my God, Vardy's wax figure is alive, you must have heard my prayer, right?"

Little Lolita stretched out her hands and asked Vardy to hug her. Naturally, Vardy did not disappoint Little Lolita, took her from her father, and hugged her in his arms.

But before he could speak again, little loli kissed him on the face, leaving a face full of saliva.

But Vardy didn't mind at all, because this cute little loli pierced the hidden fatherly love in his heart, he pinched the little loli's creaking nest, and lifted her up all of a sudden, the whole room was full It was the silver bell-like laughter of the little Lolita.

The little girl's father expressed his helplessness, as if his most beloved thing had been taken away.

Vardy then satisfied the little Lolita's request for a series of autographed group photos, and finally separated from the reluctant little Lolita.

"We must wait for me to grow up!" Little Lori cried and waved to Vardy, feeling like parting from life to death.

Vardy was about to cry. Someone was crying and shouting to marry him. This should be very happy, but this person is a little loli, which is very embarrassing!

No one will give himself the hat of a beast!

Conscience, I really didn't take the initiative!

Vardy had a lot of fun at Madame Tussauds today and got the routine done, which is what really matters.

If it wasn't for being exposed for farting too loud in the end, Vardy would definitely be able to play until the closing.

It is estimated that an old couple is also very helpless. They obviously want to see the wax figure, but they are so smoked by farts...

And that night, the news that Vardy appeared in Madame Tussauds had already been uploaded on the Internet.

Speaking of which, this is also the scariest thing about Vardy. Whenever he has a funny incident, the media will immediately serve him with headlines, as if the headline position is specially prepared for him.

In the entire English football world, no one is more in the limelight than him.

Originally, Chelsea announced a winter signing today. Mourinho brought Maniche, his confidant in Porto, from Dynamo Kiev. Supplement such a titan in the midfield position.

"The arrival of Maniche is of great help to Chelsea. Our configuration has become perfect. Facing any giants, we can win with a strong midfield battle!"

In the tepid winter transfer market, this should have been headline news. Even though Maniche has passed his peak, he is definitely a top midfielder with rich experience.

But after being made such a fuss by Vardy, the headlines disappeared immediately, including Mourinho and Maniche, as if the dog beeped!

Grabbing the headlines is not like that, is it?

You said you scored a long-range header against Arsenal and made headlines, I'm fine with that, it was a classic after all.

But if you go to the wax museum casually to scare people, you will grab the headlines, isn't it too much!

This is not the first time that Mourinho has been robbed of the headlines by Vardy. Although Mourinho is a well-known cannon barrel in Britain, he speaks out loud and often sets off violent storms, but in front of Vardy's funny comparison, these are all It's pediatrics, and every time it just makes waves, no one pays attention to it because Vardy is funny.

Speaking of it, it’s not just Mourinho who is pitiful. Originally, many stars may have received more attention because of some things, and their fame has increased so that they can sell themselves for a good price, but Vardy is like a headline killer, completely occupying this position. Resources make people want to cry without tears!

Headlines! Headlines!

When can I fuck you again?

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