I am Vardy

Vardy just made a heavy oath to keep a distance from the nightclub party, but he didn't expect that less than two hours after the oath came into effect, these bastards insisted on dragging him to the nightclub...

"I have something to do today, so I won't go, I wish you all a good time!"

"What's the matter with you? We won't let you go without a good reason!"

"Uh, I drank milk that was three days old and I had diarrhea!"

"Cut, it's too childish. I've already drank milk three days before the delivery date! Hurry up and follow me to the nightclub, those sexy girls will make you forget all your unhappiness!"

After hearing Rooney's words, Vardy's face was black, why don't you say that you also crossed from the Great Heavenly Dynasty!

However, Vardy failed to pretend to be sick. He was dragged into the car by two rude men and went straight to the nightclub.

Another ridiculous night.

Several animals started to attack their targets. Vardy didn't want to have an affair with these courtesan women, so he called Clancy.

Although Vardy was a little too much towards Clancy at the first time, he took good care of her later. This woman is very attractive, and those long legs make Vardy want to stop.

Fortunately, the relationship between the two is actually taking what they need. Vardy released her physical needs, and Clancy got the help to take off in her career. Now her modeling career is developing very well, although many people know her so-called Val Di's rumored girlfriend is just a hype, but there are people who follow it.

Waking up in the morning, Vardy felt lonely from the bottom of his heart in the empty room. This has not happened once or twice.

This feeling is absurd, and Vardy doesn't know how to describe it.

The relationship with Anne has gradually changed from a soulmate to a pure carnal desire. Every time I drive from Manchester United to Liverpool, I am more addicted to this threesome feeling, more like a pure lover relationship, commonly known as sex.

Vardy knew that it was impossible for him and Anne to be together forever, and Anne knew this too, so the relationship between them now seemed very strange.

He hated himself more than once, why did he fall in love with Annie in the first place, so that he was so embarrassed now.

It's better to be hard-hearted and let Anne make a choice, whether to be with herself or with Grace in the future.

As for the three of them being together forever,

That's obviously unrealistic...

Maybe Annie will be sad, and so will she, but this is an opportunity where long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.

He has already foreseen the result, and perhaps this result for him is just to make him feel less guilty when he has sex with other women in the future.

Well, next time you're in Liverpool, be sure to have a showdown with Annie!

Vardy, who had made up his mind, decided not to be sad in reality, but hid in the system.

After completing the preset task with Chelsea, the matching rewards are a wishing card and a universal fragment, and the rewards have been distributed to the system slot.

And the undefeated achievement against Mourinho has also changed from 4/10 to 5/10. Although it is still halfway to completion, the generous rewards make Vardy salivate.

And there is no doubt that the biggest gain lies in the free feature points rewarded by the system for calculating the teasing behavior.

Selling Mourinho's signature face to face, coupled with taking off Lampard's underpants, the system issued 1.5 free feature points to Vardy at one time. For Vardy, who is currently returning to the poor stage, this is The pie that fell from the sky knocked him unconscious.

A piece of universal fragment was rewarded, plus the universal fragment bought after the system was refreshed, now Vardy has six universal fragments, even if it is combined with a directional characteristic fragment to synthesize a new characteristic, Vardy can still have the remaining A universal fragment.

But at this time Vardy hesitated, just like last time, it was difficult to choose between several features.

Now Vardy has three directional fragments, which are perpetual motion, savage collision and insight.

The perpetual motion machine can be ruled out first. Although his physical condition is average, Ferguson is now implementing a large rotation policy, so he will not be able to consume himself, and even if his physical energy is exhausted, he still has a physical potion that can be used, so the perpetual motion machine feature can be passed. .

However, it is not so easy for Vardy to make a choice between savage collision and insight into opportunities. These two characteristics are very enticing.

After struggling for a long time, Vardy finally chose the savage collision, which sounds more rough.

In fact, the reason is very simple. Anyway, I haven’t got rid of the category of counter-attacking striker. In the high-position press, brutal charging can give me an advantage. As long as I knock the opponent into the air and complete the steal without fouling, then turn around. It can directly penetrate the opponent's heart, and the threat is indescribable.

Although insight into opportunities is important, it seems that the help to Vardy has not been as great as the brutal collision, so Vardy chose the brutal collision.

With a characteristic upper body, Vardy suddenly felt as if he had become a Hulk, and the small muscles all over his body were full of explosive power. Even if he hit the wall directly, although he felt uncomfortable, the wall probably also felt uncomfortable.

Of course he wouldn't be so stupid as to hit himself against a wall, he just didn't know which opponent would be unlucky next.

However, due to the limited number of characteristic points, he only has 2.5 inventory so far, and the full moon scimitar he got last time has not been upgraded yet.

Compared with the investment in the round moon scimitar, Vardy did not hesitate to upgrade the barbaric collision by two levels, turning it into Lv3. As a result, the muscles of Vardy's upper body increased at a speed visible to the naked eye. After a while, I just don’t know if I will become Schwarzenegger when this feature reaches the full level.

Vardy is now a little fond of the preset task system updated by the system.

Fully referring to his ability to tease, at least he will not let himself feel forced to tease, and will not change from funny to silly, which undoubtedly makes him a lot easier.

So for the next game, what task should I set for myself?

Still the old routine, look for it in the achievement system.

"Perform 10 weird feats in the Premier League to celebrate a goal. Achievement 3/10 achieved! Rewards the attacking trait King Kong!"

This achievement is actually quite in line with Vardy's wishes. It's funny, but it's not stupid!

There are many ways to celebrate goals in the world of football. There are warm versions, happy versions, and funny versions. I use several weird ways. No one can fault them, and they can also cause topics. How wonderful!

Well, it's such a happy decision!

"System task: stage a wonderful celebration goal against Charlton in the Premier League!"

"Task reward: 0.5 characteristic points, system gold coins +2"

"Punishment for failure: being bitten by a dog when going out"

The task is set by Vardy himself, and the task reward and failure penalty are all random by Vardy, and he is too lazy to match.

And the random task punishment made Valdy a little bit dumbfounded. There are two dogs in my house. Is it necessary to go out specially after being bitten by a dog?

But no matter what, this task is relatively simple and easy to complete, so he doesn't have to worry about failure.

As for the task rewards, in his opinion, they are given for nothing, don't want it for nothing!

 …

After the training ended the next day, the three of them still stayed to practice extra free kicks. Now the three of them have the same activity pattern, either they all go to nightclubs, or they all stay for extra practice. No one wants to secretly improve alone.

Vardy is still imitating Ronaldo kicking the elevator ball. His elevator shock is not as big as Ronaldo's fall, but his strength and speed are better than Ronaldo's, so it is hard to distinguish.

"Is it my turn to make free throws in the next game?" Vardy needs to confirm.

The three of them have formed a tacit understanding. In each game, one of them is the real ultimate move, and the other two are dedicated to cover him, and the cycle goes on and on.

Ronaldo and Rooney nodded. Free kicks are a matter of luck, just like in the last game, it was Rooney's turn to take the penalty, but Chelsea just didn't leave a set kick in the front area for Manchester United...

So Rooney finally hit the goal directly with a corner kick to relieve his greed!

"Hey! They will be surprised then! Don't be too surprised!" Vardy said to the two with a smile.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Rooney "cut" at the same time, expressing their disdain. Apart from being funny, Vardy's biggest characteristic is pretending to be aggressive... It's no wonder he can believe what he said!

However, Vardy thought of another problem, so he pulled Rooney and Ronaldo to study the movements of celebrating goals. After all, there are still tasks to be completed!

If Charlton knew that the game hadn't started yet, Manchester United's Trident had already begun to study how to celebrate the goal, then when they arrived on the field, I'm afraid they would be scrapped as soon as possible.

The three of them practiced themselves until they had no strength at all. They lay on the lawn with their heads in their hands, staring at the blue sky in a daze. This feeling was very relaxing and pleasant.

Perhaps after becoming superstars, they don't have time to enjoy this kind of leisure and comfort.

Three people, each with their own troubles, troubles in growing up.

Vardy is struggling with his relationship with Anne, Ronaldo's father has just passed away and has not yet fully recovered from his grief, and as for Rooney... well, the problem with problem children is bigger.

Rooney's expression was a little distressed. He regarded the two as friends, which is why he poured out his money.

"I really can't stand Colleen now, this stupid woman is always telling me what to do, in her world, she is always right!" Rooney's tone was very angry, he must have suffered a lot at home .

Vardy shrugged and said the problem was easy to fix.

"Wouldn't it be better to just break up!"

Rooney kicked Vardy with a beeping dog expression, and he felt that he might be playing the piano to the cow.

If he is willing to break up, will he wait until now?

At this time, Ronaldo stood up, patted the grass clippings on his butt, and said to Rooney in a philosopher's tone.

"Women are always right! This saying is true!"

"According to Darwin's evolutionary explanation: one kind of people thinks that women are always right, and another kind of people doesn't think so."

"Later, because no woman married the second type, so—"

"They're extinct!"

 …

Rooney cried, he felt that he might also be on the verge of extinction!