I am Vardy

After Tottenham lost the ball, they had to launch a counterattack. No one wanted to lose this game, even if it was an away game.

There are no weak teams in the Premier League. The so-called weak teams are just a gap in the lineup, but any so-called weak team is not incapable of fighting against a strong team, let alone Tottenham is really not a weak team.

So in the next period of time, Manchester United began to shrink their defenses to stabilize their defense and guard against Tottenham's fierce counterattack.

Li Rongpyo finally didn't have to face Vardy's various humiliations, but the Tottenham coach didn't let him step forward to assist at all, but left him in the backcourt to guard against Vardy's counterattack with Ledley King, which made him plan to play in the backcourt. The idea of ​​hitting back at Vardy in the offense completely fell through.

Tottenham played for a long time, but did not pose too much threat to Manchester United. Slowly, Manchester United showed their fangs again.

After Gary Neville completed the steal, he made a long pass without finding anyone accurately. The ball crossed the center line and appeared on the right side of Tottenham's second half.

Vardy started from the backcourt and began to accelerate the sprint. As long as he can catch up and get rid of Li Rongpyo, he will immediately form a one-handed situation.

The Manchester United fans at home have stood up excitedly. Although they like the team's beautiful team goals, they like individual heroic goals like Vardy more.

Vardy has soared his speed to the extreme, and Li Rongpyo in front of him also sprinted desperately. The two played a game of life and death towards the ball.

Everyone watched this scene excitedly, looking forward to Vardy's performance of drifting and overtaking.

However, Vardy has already noticed at this time. According to the current position and speed of the two, he may not be able to catch up with the ball in front of Li Rongpyo.

It seems that I have underestimated this wretched guy!

On the one hand, when he started sprinting, Lee Young-pyo was in a favorable position, leading him by a short distance. On the other hand, Lee Young-pyo himself had a good speed. Adding it all up, Vardy had no choice.

Amid the regretful exclamations of the Manchester United fans, Lee Young-pyo took the lead in sliding the tackle and shoveled the ball out of the sideline, destroying Manchester United's long pass counterattack, or in other words, killing Vardy's counterattack in the bud.

Li Rongpyo, who seemed to have accomplished a great feat, couldn't help clenched his fists and roared twice. It felt as if the humiliation he had suffered in front of Vardy had been completely wiped out. He looked at Vardy provocatively, as if to say "No matter how fast you run, what's the use of eggs?" Same.

At this time,

Ledlikin had already run into the penalty area, and other Tottenham players and several Manchester United offensive players were also running towards the Tottenham half-court.

Vardy picked up the ball quickly, but found that there was no goal of throwing the throw-in at all. Rooney and Scholes, who were closest to him, had only just run halfway through.

Seeing Vardy taking the ball, Lee Young-pyo turned his head subconsciously, wanting to closely mark a Manchester United player and defend Manchester United's free kick.

But he suddenly found that there was no Manchester United player around, and he didn't need to defend himself.

He really wanted to taunt Vardy, look, this is your Manchester United counterattack, what's the use of running fast, isn't it just nonsense?

But before he turned his head and gave Vardy a mocking expression, he was suddenly hit on his butt, which was painful.

At that moment, although he hit his butt, he was really confused.

How could he be smashed when he played well on the court?

Could it be that Manchester United fans threw things down from the stands and hit themselves?

Then should I lie on the ground and roll over like a calf to win sympathy?

Subconsciously, he turned around to see what hit him, and then he was about to lie down and act as an injured person, but the moment he turned his head, exclamations and cheers resounded from the stands, and at the same time, he also saw a The figure flashed past him like the wind.

Looking back, before he lay on the ground, he saw Vardy's back moving away from him, and there was a ball rolling forward under Vardy's feet.

Do I still need to lie down and play dead?

Why didn't Vardy take the ball without taking the ball out of bounds?

Why didn't the referee stop him?

This series of questions completely confused Li Rongpyo's not-so-bright mind.

But he is obviously just a jerk, no one will care about his inner feelings like this, and no one is willing to listen to his inner monologue. Everyone's eyes are on Vardy. Entering the penalty area, the Old Trafford Dream Theater has completely fallen into a climax atmosphere.

Without a player to respond, how did Vardy serve the throw-in?

Li Rongpyo felt that his ass was smashed was not an illusion!

Just now Vardy was worried that his teammates did not follow, but suddenly found that Lee Young-pyo turned around as if he was looking for something. With an idea, Vardy smashed the ball directly to Lee Young-pyo's ass and bounced to the ground. Politely took the ball and left.

Foul?

To be honest, even the referee was stunned at that moment and didn't react!

The rules of football for throw-in balls are not complicated. One of them is that the thrower cannot touch the ball again before other people touch the ball, which is the so-called non-combo.

And Vardy threw the ball on Li Rongpyo, even if he bumped into other people, and then took the ball by himself, it was obviously not a foul.

So the referee hesitated for a moment and didn't say anything at all.

At this time, after Vardy dribbled the ball into the penalty area, facing the last central defender Ledlikin who came up to defend, Vardy directly raised his foot to shoot, but after Ledlikin raised his foot to intercept, he shot again. The action turned into a fake action, and he dodged Ledley King's defense with a light flick.

When facing the Tottenham goalkeeper again, Vardy ignored his attack and sent the ball into Tottenham's goal with a light kick.

Old Trafford instantly turned into an erupting volcano, with an unrivaled momentum, as if it could destroy an enemy.

Vardy flew over the Old Trafford stadium, enjoying the cheers of the fans and the worship from the bottom of his heart. He liked the feeling of happiness and excitement that brought the fans.

When hugging and celebrating the goal with his teammates, Vardy didn't forget to take a look at Lee Young-pyo, that wretched wretch.

This guy seemed to have just been dragged into the woods by ten big black men and turned over and over again. His confidence was completely destroyed, and his outlook on life was completely collapsed, as if this world was not the one he knew. began to doubt life.

Everyone admires Vardy's whim to use the opponent to complete the throw-in. If it is replaced by yourself, there is no such brain hole at all.

Perhaps only a douchebag whose brain circuits are completely different from ordinary people can come up with such a method!

"Very slippery, watching Vardy's game, I can learn a lot every time!"

"You actually threw the ball at someone's ass, don't you really have to worry about that person's feelings?"

"The Korean's butt is still very round, and the ball can bounce back directly to Vardy's feet, which shows that it is obviously a fresh, unwatered chrysanthemum!"

"Vardy has created a new way of throwing the ball, all defenders be careful!"

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At the same time, those Korean fans watching the game have already started to scold their mothers angrily.

"Bastard, you actually use our player's ass as a medium, damn it!"

"This bastard has insulted our Korean nation, and we will die with him!"

"Boycott Vardy, we all go to Manchester United's official website to give opinions, let the great Park Ji-sung play the main force, Vardy is not worthy to lift his shoes!"

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Vardy didn't know that the narcissistic Koreans had regarded him as killing his father and enemy, anyway, he was in a very happy mood now.

Scoring twice to almost secure a win and humiliating the pesky Koreans was such a treat to play.

Before the first half was over, the Tottenham coach replaced the Korean who looked like his father had died. Even Park Ji-sung felt the same way.

Vardy is so cruel!

A lively player has been made into this look.

But can it be said that Vardy is wrong?

Well Manchester United fans will tell you, it's good!

Anyway, don't be an enemy of Vardy!

What Vardy can do is not only to beat you on the court, but also to make your life worse than death in a funny way!

I believe that the scene of Vardy hitting Lee Young-pyo's ass with a ball today will be passed down for a long time, and Lee Young-pyo as the background will be mentioned again and again, which is simply nailed to the pillar of shame in history.

The subsequent games were uneventful. In the second half, Vardy sent another assist to Rooney, and then was replaced by Ferguson in the 70th minute, accepting the applause of the fans alone.

With two shots and one pass, Vardy is the well-deserved best player in the game, defeating Tottenham almost on his own.

You know, the team he plays for is Manchester United, a strong whole can face any strong team, and Vardy still performs so eye-catching among such a group of outstanding teammates, it is hard to describe it as a genius alone.

Manchester United fans can't help but award the Premier League Golden Boot trophy to Vardy, scoring 10 goals in 9 league rounds, and Vardy's barrel is hot.

After the game, although this game was not a focus battle, it still attracted a lot of attention because of Vardy's outstanding performance and the dramatic scenes in the game.

With the theme of "poor Koreans", the media portrayed a character who suffered all kinds of humiliation and tragedy under the oppression of Vardy's big devil, which really made those who heard it feel sad and those who saw it shed tears.

There are even tabloids claiming that because of Vardy's destruction of Lee Young-pyo, teammate Park Ji-sung couldn't stand it, and they fought with Vardy, and Manchester United had already started internal strife.

In fact, Park Ji-sung did not dare to quarrel with Vardy at all, and he was even glad that he did not become Vardy's opponent, otherwise, Lee Young-pyo's fate would be the same as before.