I am Vardy

At this time, the three winners of Ferdinand have each chosen their favorite target to strike up a conversation with;

Rooney had an in-depth exchange with the aunt with great interest, and it should not be a big problem to go to Wushan together later;

Although Fletcher is also very hard-working, but this guy's sacrifice is valuable, that fat girl is the owner of the nightclub, because of Fletcher's voluntary dedication, the fat girl decided to avoid everyone's consumption tonight...

Only Vardy, sitting on the ground in a daze, thinking about his past and present life, what sins he has committed, has such a terrible experience today.

"Why don't you talk?" The woman sitting on the deck looked at Vardy as if he had lost his direction in life, and couldn't help but ask with concern.

Vardy really wanted to tell her that if you weren't too ugly, I could still speak well!

"Well, actually, my two friends were joking! Goodbye!"

Vardy got up from the ground, resisting the urge to commit suicide, and tremblingly said to the woman, he didn't even dare to look at the woman more, for fear that he would not be able to bear it.

It's not that Vardy judges people by their appearance. Even if others are ugly, he will not discriminate. After all, this thing is bestowed by parents and destined by God!

But Vardy found that the bottom line he had always insisted on being a man was broken today. It's not that he doesn't know how to judge people by their appearance, but he has never encountered such an ugly person before...

Girl, why don't you go to Korea if you have the money to go to the nightclub?

I guarantee that everyone will love you when you come back!

Just as Vardy was about to run away, the woman smiled and spoke again!

"It turns out that Vardy, the funny big star that everyone likes, is also a softie!"

Vardy was taken aback, it's nothing to be recognized, but what qualifications do you have to call me a softie?

Well, Vardy admits that he is a softie. In front of this woman, I believe that no straight man can be hard.

The woman stood up, showing off her hot body, if you don't look at her face...

Vardy couldn't help but lament the Creator's bad taste, even if you pay attention to balance, you don't have to pay attention to this level!

Since she was given that incomparable sexy figure,

Why did Mao want to give her such an ugly face? Could this be the so-called balance!

If possible, Vardy really hopes that this woman has an average figure and an average face, at least she still has hope...

The woman put her hand on Vardy's shoulder, but unexpectedly felt Vardy's trembling, because Vardy was really scared!

Fairy, can you let me go?

I don't eat well!

Suddenly, the woman put her mouth close to Vardy's ear, and the hot breath made Vardy shiver uncontrollably.

"My name is Kirsty!"

The woman's voice is full of extraordinary allure.

Vardy turned his head suddenly, and looked at the face that he didn't even dare to look at just now.

He couldn't be more familiar with this name. Kirsty is the host of Sky TV's football program. Her program also has high ratings on Sky TV. She is the most beautiful football baby in the eyes of all British fans.

Could it be that this ugly woman who is comparable to the bell ringer of Notre Dame de Paris is the sexy goddess Kirsty?

Sure enough, under Vardy's attentive observation, aside from the thick foundation, the facial contours are very similar.

But what happened to the mole and big nose that were bigger than a watch?

Perhaps seeing through the puzzled expression on Vardy's face, Kisti leaned against Vardy's ear and whispered: "This is my outfit, or the inspiration you gave me when you played a homeless man before, so I don't have to wear it in nightclubs." Surrounded by those annoying flies!"

After speaking, Kisti also buckled the mole by one side, so that Valdy could see that it was her disguise.

At this moment, Vardy has already determined that this extremely ugly woman is the Kisti who is regarded as a goddess and sexual fantasy object by countless men in England.

Nima!

Vardy really couldn't cry or laugh.

Sister, what are you trying to do?

In order to come to the nightclub to be chic, you put yourself in this ugly makeup?

Aren't you afraid of nightclubs calling the police?

However, Vardy admires this sexy woman. It takes a lot of courage to dare to make herself into such a woman.

Kisti held Vardy's arm, and the two sat on the deck.

Strange to say, since knowing her true identity, Valdy doesn't think her dress is ugly at this time. On the contrary, when combined with the sexy image in his mind, Valdy actually sees the inner part through the makeup. beautiful.

"You're so naughty, you know, I almost scared me away just now!" Vardy said with lingering fear.

Kisti smiled shyly, and felt a little embarrassed. This kind of eyes that others looked at a sow even though she was very beautiful really made her unbearable.

"No way, there are too many flies, and I want to come out and relax, so I can only use this method!"

Vardy understands it very well. If a goddess-level beauty like Kisti haunts nightclubs, it will be no surprise!

"Otherwise, next time you want to come out to play, you can ask me to join you. At least as a flower protector, I am quite competent!"

No matter what the beauty thinks, Vardy is enjoying herself very much now that she is warm and fragrant.

Kirsty smiled and said nothing, but she did have other ideas.

Vardy and Kisti chatted passionately, and they looked like concubines and concubines, but they scared the other animals.

Speaking of which, today's game is just a joke. Everyone has their own standards, and a spoof is enough. It is impossible to really let the loser contribute himself, unless he is willing like Rooney.

The ugly girl that Ronaldo chose for Vardy was already ugly to the depths of his soul, and none of them could bear it. Looking at it from a distance, they all had the urge to vomit.

They thought that Vardy would crawl back in a daze after saying hello, so at least they had completed the punishment.

But what I didn't expect was that Vardy really went all out, got along with that ugly girl, and seemed a bit happy. Could it be that this guy has really been spoiled and has lost the most basic aesthetics?

"I feel like we're playing too big!"

"Well, that's right, such a good boy actually started to like such a woman!"

"I shouldn't have assigned him this goal!"

"Who knew he was so hungry, and this kind of thing can be accepted!"

 …

Several people hugged their female companions and sighed one after another, but in a blink of an eye, they threw Vardy aside and went to have fun!

Vardy and Kisti, the dog and man, had already met each other's eyes, and couldn't wait to find a hotel and got in.

Even the lobby manager of the hotel admired Vardy's insatiable hunger. The look of surprise and admiration in his eyes made Vardy not know what to say.

Kirsty went into the bathroom to take off her disguise while Vardy paced the room in a panic.

Hearing the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, Vardy couldn't bear it any longer, and rushed in directly. Amid Kisti's exclamation, the two started the most beautiful exercise.

"Damn, I haven't showered yet!"

"Well, it's the same if you wash it later!"

"Hmmm!"

 …

Because Anne is not around, Vardy's accumulated desires can't be vented at all.

Although he can do it himself, he feels inexplicably sad when he thinks that he is already a big star and needs to use a nuclear weapon like the unicorn arm, so he has been just patiently silent all the time.

Fighting against each other, the two fought one after another, turning the entire room into a battlefield, until Vardy's leg cramped and Kisti was on the verge of losing consciousness.

The fighting situation is very tragic!

The two of them slept until noon before they felt their physical strength recovered. With their arms around Kisti, Vardy was finally satisfied.

Although there is always a slight sense of guilt, when I think that Anne might be playing games with Grace, I don't think it is too much at all.

This kind of relationship is very strange. Although the threesome game is very exciting, Valdy feels that this relationship cannot last for a long time. He even has a premonition that he may not be able to be with Annie forever.

Forget it, don’t care about it, let’s take one step at a time!

At least now that I can hold down the sexy goddess that men in England fantasize about, it should be enough for others to envy!

Kirsty's workplace is in London, and she came to Manchester United because of work needs, and she will be hosting a show in London soon.

The two have agreed that when Vardy goes to London to compete next time, he must compete higher...

When I came to the training ground the next day, the teammates looked at Vardy in shock.

Obviously, Ferdinand, Ronaldo and others have publicized Vardy's great achievements.

Although Rooney likes aunt and feels a bit heavy, but Vardy found such an extremely ugly woman and took her to have sex, so he had to sigh how powerful he was.

Any normal man would probably not be so horny, are you sure your dick can stand up?

But Vardy just did it, this is simply a beast!

A truly strong man is not able to persist for two hours, but to be able to deal with such an ugly girl!

Everyone knelt down to Vardy, and even the members of the coaching staff wanted to call Vardy the boss after hearing the rumors.

However, what followed was the possibility that Ronaldo suddenly remembered——

"Valdy can even accept such an ugly girl, which means that there must be a problem with his aesthetics. So, the question is, will he have a problem with his orientation?"

Everyone was terrified, and then, no one wanted to take a bath with Vardy, they were really afraid that Vardy would let them pick up soap.

But Vardy doesn't care at all, no one knows, the one who has sex with him is the sexy football baby they never forget, if these bastards know, I'm afraid these animals can tie up Vardy as a heretic and burn them to death to relieve their hatred …