I am Vardy

"Make a wish: win the free-kick match against Rooney!"

Vardy took out the wishing card and began to make a wish.

"System prompt: The difficulty of making a wish is one star, which is equivalent to exchange for 6 system gold coins, 1 free feature point, and 0.3 missionary points, please choose one!"

The prompt from the system surprised Vardy. He did not expect such a simple wish to be so expensive, worth 6 yuan, and it was the first time he knew the value of missionary points. If considered in terms of exchange rates, a missionary point is equivalent to 30 It's a buck.

It seems that it is not cost-effective for such a small matter. Even if you teach Rooney a lesson, it is not worth spending 6 yuan!

But thinking of Rooney's arrogant attitude, Vardy was very upset.

Pretending to be struck by lightning, if lightning does not strike you, I will strike you!

Gritting his teeth, Vardy directly chose to use the wishing card and completed an equivalent exchange with 6 system gold coins.

It is certain to hit Rooney's arrogance, but he has to pay a price, otherwise he will be sorry for the six yuan he spent.

"Okay, but we have to add something!" Vardy tempted Rooney.

Rooney said indifferently: "No problem, whoever loses will have a treat tonight!"

Vardy smiled and shook his head, who cares about this little money!

"Well, let's change the trick, you choose one of the two ways!"

"The first one, every round of free throws, the loser takes off one piece of clothing until someone else takes off first!"

"The second type, after ten balls are played, the loser runs around naked in the base!"

"Choose one!"

Rooney looked at Vardy in horror, with an expression of disbelief.

I'll go, play so big?

This is to work hard!

To be honest, Rooney was really a little scared.

But when he suddenly saw Vardy's playful eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, he was instantly provoked.

Who is afraid of whom!

Come on!

But he still needs to think about the two options Vardy gave.

Although it seems that Vardy's free kick level is not high, but scoring twice in a free kick in a game last season is not fabricated fake news. It is hard to guarantee that this funny comparison is not hiding his strength, just to trick himself.

The first one is obviously not safe. Even if I win in the end, I can't guarantee that I can win every round. When Vardy takes off his clothes, he will only have underwear left, and he will still lose face.

Or the second option is more secure. As long as you can guarantee to win Vardy in the end, you can watch Vardy run away naked. Is there anything happier than this?

Obviously not!

"I choose the second one! Whoever loses in the end will run naked." Rooney said loudly.

Vardy smiled, and sure enough, this guy still fell into his own trap.

In fact, Vardy is also afraid that Rooney will choose the first one, because he can't guarantee that the system wishing card can also make him win every time...

No problem now!

Fatty!

Waiting to go naked. Run!

Soon, the two set up a posture, and the free kick was about 27 or 8 yards away from the goal. In order to be realistic, a row of dummies were specially placed as obstacles.

Vardy was a little apprehensive. After all, it was the first time he used the wishing card. Even though the system had already proved its strength, Valdy couldn't calm down when it came to the embarrassing thing of running naked.

Vardy made the first free throw.

Backing away slowly, with a solemn expression, he stepped on the ground with his left foot, as if he was about to start a Mercedes-Benz BMW at any moment.

Rooney also has a serious face, making him look more like a 40-year-old uncle.

Come on, let's have a showdown!

——

"Look, handjob!"

Just when both of them were concentrating, Vardy suddenly turned his head and pointed to the sky, shouting loudly.

Rooney turned his head subconsciously and followed the direction of Vardy's fingers, all he saw was the blue sky.

This liar, where is the plane?

Rooney was complaining in his heart, but before he turned his head, he saw the ball whizzing into the goal.

Nima!

At this moment, Rooney felt as if he had been crushed by 10,000 elephants.

Tai Nima is shameless!

Do you have the nerve to use such a sinister move?

Rooney looked at Vardy, already full of anger. If he was wearing a boxing ring instead of goalkeeper gloves, he must have rushed over to give Vardy a set of punches by now.

Seeing Rooney, who looked like a child being robbed of a lollipop, Vardy danced excitedly, continuing to stir Rooney's nerves that were about to explode.

"You wait!" Rooney said indignantly, sticking his neck.

The two exchanged positions and it was Rooney's turn to make a free throw.

The fiery confrontation seemed to chill the surrounding atmosphere.

——

"Look, handjob!"

Rooney shouted, pointing to the sky.

It is exactly the same as Vardy's action, which is completely imitating the performance of the winner of the show.

But Vardy looked at Rooney like an idiot.

There is no flight path over the Manchester United training base, okay?

Rooney was embarrassed and felt like crows were flying overhead, croaking and laughing at his own stupidity.

"Look, Ant!"

"Look, butterfly!"

"Look, beauty!"

 …

In just a short time, Rooney has called out all the terms he can imagine.

To his despair, however, Vardy was about to sit down and eat popcorn.

Rooney, who was extremely angry, hit the ball hard, gave up the strong curve ball he was good at, and directly turned into a strong free kick.

Vardy didn't make a save at all, because he knew that he couldn't make a save.

The only thing to rely on is the system!

Duang!

A loud bang resounded through Carrington, followed by a buzzing resonance that made people's ears buzz.

Rooney looked desperate, he actually hit the ball on the post!

Vardy walked over and patted Rooney on the shoulder, and whispered in his ear: "If you admit defeat now, I will allow you to wear underwear and run naked!"

Like a cat whose tail was stepped on, Rooney jumped instantly!

"Who wants to admit defeat, it's just the beginning, just wait a while and cry!"

But obviously today's luck is not on Rooney, or in other words, the wishing card took away Rooney's luck, making him extremely unlucky.

Valdina's unreliable free kick scored three goals ten times. If he were replaced by an excellent goalkeeper, he might not be able to score any goals;

And Rooney, a self-proclaimed free kick expert, actually scored only two goals in the front, and the rest were either door frames or planes.

If he can't score the last goal, then he will really go naked.

Rooney was really nervous at this time, this is not a joke, he felt that if he lost, then Vardy would never let him go.

God, please help me!

Vardy smiled contemptuously.

God?

In front of the system, God may not even be able to work!

You lose for a while at most, and I allow you to put on a pair of socks, no more!

I was thinking about the beautiful scene of Rooney running naked for a while in my mind. At this time, Rooney suddenly started, with a resolute thought and an indomitable momentum. The sharp eyes made Vardy feel hot.

With Rooney hitting the ball with one kick, it was the cry in his heart!

——I don't want to run naked!