I am Vardy

Facing the opportunity to shuffle the cards provided by the system, Vardy thought about it carefully, and felt that this might be a hole dug by the system for himself.

Now Valdi has already mastered the characteristics of heavy artillery lasing, Lingboweibu, violent grenade, Valdi area and Haidilaoyue.

Among these five features, heavy artillery lasing and Lingbo micro-step are the most practical features. Without these two features, Vardy's strength will drop by half, not to mention.

The latter three characteristics are not bad, they belong to the category of icing on the cake, dispensable.

But if this opportunity to shuffle the cards is really used, it is said to be random based on the urine nature of the system, but Valdy feels that the system will definitely manipulate the random results secretly.

In other words, it is very likely that the final result is that the useless features are still there, and the two useful features are replaced by two useless features, and then I am poor and useless again.

So Vardy finally rejected the system's kindness and gave up this opportunity to shuffle the cards.

Then the conservative Vardy was almost pissed off by the system again. I don’t know why, but the vicious system actually gave Vardy a shuffling result simulation, and all the features that appeared in the result were awesome features that made Vardy drool.

This system is a bit anti-human!

The only consolation in the end is that the system gave Vardy an update gift package.

Looking at the weird things in the gift bag, Vardy smiled sinisterly. He knew that his enemies would be in trouble, if he had enemies!

Manchester United's first official game of the new season is not the Premier League, nor the Community Shield, but the Champions League qualifiers.

Last season, Manchester United finally ranked fourth in the Premier League and was moved ahead by the dark horse Everton, but the actual impact was not great, because the third and fourth places in the Premier League needed to play in the Champions League qualifiers.

Manchester United's opponent is the Hungarian team Debreson. Although it is a giant in a third-rate league like Hungary, there is really no comparison in front of Manchester United.

Therefore, the two qualifying rounds are also considered to be the least suspenseful matches. Unless Manchester United suffers another air crash, Debreson can only study with the prince.

Against such a background, Manchester United, who played at home, sent a second-tier lineup, while the main lineup waited for the first round of the league three days later.

Vardy sat on the bench, with Lu Pang on the left,

On the right is the president, all three of them have the same serious face.

No way, as young players, who doesn't want to play more games, even if this is just a Champions League qualifying match, but let them sit on the court and watch, I really can't sit still.

As the three most cutting-edge superstars in English football, it is conceivable that they have received attention. Every once in a while, the broadcast camera will hit the bench to look for the three musketeers.

That's right, the three of them are known as the Manchester United Three Musketeers.

Of course, it's okay to say that they are the problem army

Although Rooney is young, he is already a prodigal son. Unlike others who like to hook up with girls, this guy is more straightforward, and he likes to spend money to piao;

Ronaldo's lace news is also numerous, and the Portuguese boy's character is fearless and arrogant;

As for Vardy, the world's number one football player, he is fully capable of turning a fierce game into a farce, and his off-court life is also very rich

The three people are regarded as the cornerstone of Manchester United's rise, and if these three stones become noisy, they will definitely reduce Ferguson's life by ten years, at least!

There was really no suspense in the game. Manchester United, who played at home, led by two goals in the first half, defeated the opponent, and the opponent really came with the mentality of learning.

In the second half, Vardy felt that his chances of playing in this game might not be high, so he might as well just play on the bench.

I have done bad things on the bench, tied up Osman, and acted as a mascot

So, how to die this time?

Looking at the bored president, Vardy suddenly remembered the pictures he had seen in his previous life.

On the bench, Marcelo, the favorite of the Real Madrid team, was struggling with a bottle of sports drink, biting his teeth, but he couldn't open the sealed bottle. Wipe it, unscrew it, and throw it to the team pet.

The domineering president is full of style, and the boyfriend is full of power!

Then the two looked at each other with happiness in their eyes

Well, the story of this pair of good friends can be used for reference!

Now that there is a missionary system, Vardy can't waste it, and it's not bad to start with the president first.

Ronaldo is the kind of funny guy who doesn't know that he is a bit funny. As long as Vardy stimulates his potential, Manchester United will soon be able to add a strong player to the funny team.

Of course, there is only Vardy as the head of the legion now. If the president is in the pit, let him be the deputy head.

Thinking of this, Vardy picked up a bottle of purified water, coughed a few times, and after attracting the president's attention, he started his performance.

Although there is still a copy of "Actor's Self-cultivation" lying in the system slot, it would be a bit wasteful to use it here, so Vardy can only rely on his own acting skills.

Holding the bottom of the water bottle in one hand and the cap in the other, Vardy twisted with all his strength, trying to unscrew the cap.

I'm going, I can't seem to unscrew it

Although the effort was just an illusion, Vardy had such an absurd feeling.

Well, anyway, that's not the point. Vardy continued his performance, competing with the bottle cap, biting his teeth when he couldn't handle it, and even hummed so hard.

In the astonished and inexplicable eyes of Ronaldo and Rooney, Vardy took a deep breath, gave up, and spread his palms, with an aggrieved and helpless expression.

Vardy looked up at the president, and sure enough, he saw infinite contempt in the president's eyes.

That's good, the next step is to show off his boyfriend power!

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Damn, you can't do this!

You can't let it go after you despise it!

After watching this scene with contempt, the president didn't unscrew the bottle cap for him as Vardy planned, but turned his head away after making a "cut".

turned around

Vardy was messed up at that moment.

Is this still the considerate and domineering president?

Looking at the water bottle in his hand, Vardy wanted to cry without tears.

But at this moment, Rooney on the left suddenly grabbed the water bottle, unscrewed it with a click, then gave Vardy a disgusted look, and returned the water bottle to Vardy.

Vardy's eyes widened, unable to react.

Am I wrong in the way I travel?

The roles played by the president and Fatty Lu are wrong!

Could it be because the president hasn't started to take over the family business yet, and he hasn't cultivated a domineering style, and Rooney is a young adult who hangs out more in nightclubs and has more boyfriend power?

Well, let me take a sip of water first!