I am Vardy

After returning to Everton, considering Vardy's long journey to participate in the game, Moyes chose to freeze Vardy and put him on the bench to mold.

The FIFA virus was raging, and several giants with many international football teams lay down, and they were swallowed up by the wolf-like relegation teams.

There is no way to do this. This is what strong teams must endure. It cannot be avoided. We can only rely on rotation to mitigate the negative impact.

The rich and powerful have all gone to help the poor. Of course, Everton must take advantage of this opportunity to continue to stabilize its position.

However, Everton obviously overestimated their abilities. Without Vardy, their most suitable tactic is to defend and counterattack, and the high-pressure and high-position press cannot be played at all.

What's more, no matter who the opponent is, relegation teams like wolves and tigers, relegation is like saving their lives, and they are completely willing to go all out.

So Everton was beaten into a circle.

After being pressed and beaten in the first half, and even conceding the ball at the beginning of the second half, Moyes felt his blood pressure went up.

Until the 65th minute of the second half, Everton's offense still did not improve. At this time, Moyes also knew that he had to sacrifice his own big killer.

Looking back at Vardy sitting on the bench, Moyes beckoned.

All right, don't pick your feet there!

Hurry up and score a goal for me, your task is to kill the opponent!

Vardy was very happy, and went to warm up.

Seeing Vardy warming up, the West Brom home fans booed loudly, but they were actually covering up their fear.

No way, who made Vardy the hottest shooter in the Premier League now!

Vardic still maintains a record, but whenever he comes off the bench, he must score!

Can the fans of Sibro not shake!

When the Everton players saw that Vardy was about to play, except for Chadwick, who estimated that he would definitely be replaced, the other players seemed to have been injected with chicken blood, and their momentum rose instantly.

No, before Vardy finished his warm-up, Everton scored here!

Vardy ran and ran,

Can't help but stop, want to cry but have no tears!

We don't bring such things, you are not going to take me to play!

Sure enough, as Vardy expected, Moyes felt that the team's offense had improved, and rash substitutions were likely to affect the offensive effect, and he also wanted Vardy to take a good rest, so he simply let Vardy return to the bench.

Vardy's expression of beeping the dog at that time was captured by the broadcast camera, and the fans were about to burst out laughing!

And Everton's players on the field did not live up to Moyes' high expectations. They actually scored two goals in the last 20 minutes and defeated West Bromwich Albion 3:1.

Vardy is very depressed. Recently, he has been injured and transferred to the national team. He has not played a few games at all. He feels that he is about to rust!

In view of Vardy's state of "I don't know what to do with all my strength", the system thoughtfully released him another wonderful task.

"System task: In the Premier League game against Crystal Palace, score more goals with other parts than with feet and head combined!"

"Mission Reward: Fancy Goal Feature"

"Punishment for failure: Shoot with both feet and seal for a week!"

Vardy couldn't be convinced by the system at that time. He felt that the system he encountered might not be the most powerful system in the world, but it was definitely the most shoddy system.

I'm a football player, I don't use my feet to score goals, I don't use my head to score goals, tell me where else can I score goals?

with the ass?

Use Ding Ding?

Or use balls?

 …

Sometimes it is amazing to see a player stop the ball in the goal with a pistol, or bounce the ball off the back.

It may not be possible to see it once in hundreds of years!

You now let me score more goals with other parts than with feet and head?

System, have you taken the wrong medicine?

I think you only look like a system when you are infected with a virus!

Hey, Vardy suddenly realized that he seemed to have walked into a misunderstanding.

If he scored a goal with his feet or head first, he might kneel directly, because then he may have to score two goals with other parts to complete the task.

But if he doesn't use his feet or head to score goals, then as long as he scores a goal with other parts, wouldn't he just complete the task!

What the hell is the system playing tricks on misleading words, almost making me kneel down!

Well, the task of this game is very clear, that is to kill the Crystal Palace while arching the ball into the goal with the buttocks or other parts, and everything will be fine.

Quest rewards look tempting.

Fancy goals must be a very dazzling way of scoring goals. Although it does not necessarily improve one's strength, it can definitely improve one's style.

System, I accept your gift!

 …

During the training, the teammates felt that Vardy was very strange. This guy seemed to have forgotten his feet and head in a nightclub. He didn’t use conventional routines to shoot at all. , What makes everyone even more eye-catching is that this guy actually uses his ass to grab points.

After a confrontation training session, Vardy didn't score a goal, and because he used his butt to grab a point, his butt almost broke.

Moyes is now in pain and happiness!

He knows that Everton will not be able to keep Vardy next season. Without a forward who can score goals like this, Everton will immediately become another team;

But looking at Vardy who was doing all kinds of tricks to death, Moyes felt that it would be good to let him go...

"What's wrong with you? Why do you always push your butt around?" Several teammates questioned Vardy for no reason. This guy's performance today is absolutely abnormal.

Vardy thought for a while, and turned on the flicker mode: "Uh, I have been practicing yoga recently, and I have trained my butt to be very flexible. In the future, scoring goals with my butt will be very unexpected, and it is not easy for others to defend!"

Several teammates instantly felt that the mountains were lifted up, and it was by no means ordinary people who could think of this way of scoring goals.

"I don't know if you can score goals with your butt, but I think your sacrifice is a bit big, and it's too dangerous!" Cahill said weakly.

Seeing everyone looking at him with puzzled eyes, Cahill continued to explain weakly, "If you use your butt to grab points, others must use their feet to kick the ball. If others are not kicking the ball, think about them. Where will it end up?"

Everyone's eyes shifted to Vardy's butt in an instant, and Vardy felt that this position was hot.

Uh, it's embarrassing!

Although Cahill's words were not pleasant, they made sense.

Whether or not he scores a goal is a trivial matter, but if his ass is kicked to bloom, it will be a big shame.

If he caused permanent and irreversible horrific damage, wouldn't his fame in the first life be ruined here?