I am Vardy

Vardy is injured again, or the old injury has recurred. After the League Cup final, he will miss another Premier League game.

For this fact, Everton is beeping the dog from top to bottom.

The last time I was injured, I should rest for three weeks, but Dovaldi was healthy in one week;

After a game, Vardy was injured again, and the injury situation was exactly the same as before, it was almost as if there was no game.

What the hell!

The beautiful team doctor was made to doubt life by Vardy. This injury is too weird.

As a result, Vardy was given a holiday by Guan Rong again.

But Everton's official announcement will no longer be believed.

Especially Everton's next Premier League opponent, Blackburn.

He came to fool us just after fooling Liverpool, really took us for fools.

Said it was an injury, and then came out alive during the game, how shameless!

However, Blackburn really thought too much, they are not Liverpool, and it is not worth Everton to deliberately fool them.

Everton without Vardy still cleaned up the self-esteemed Blackburn. The newly joined forwards Beatty and Cahill made contributions and helped the team win a victory.

Vardy was not idle either, and continued to fight fiercely in World of Warcraft.

The skinhead invited him to go to the nightclub to be chic,

He refused with righteous words, which hurt the skinhead very much.

The tabloid paparazzi used to be able to take photos of skinheads going to nightclubs together, but now they found that only the gay couple Castle and Osman remained.

Everyone is very strange!

Although there are two beautiful beauties in Vardy's house, how can there be a man who doesn't like to steal?

There is clearly a problem here.

Finally, when Vardy forgot to draw the curtains, some paparazzi took pictures of Vardy playing games.

So everyone suddenly realized that it wasn't that Vardy didn't go to nightclubs, but was addicted to the game.

Now the Everton fans can rest assured that they don't have to worry about Vardy always going to nightclubs to hurt himself and make his state extremely bad, because Vardy is a serious Internet addicted youth.

But this was a stab at the hornet's nest, and soon Vardy's game id was discovered, and round after round of devastating blows appeared.

Coming to the neutral map, Vardy just went out to level up, and a group of alliances came, and Vardy was knocked down.

At the same time, many words that he couldn't understand came out of these people's heads.

The translation is:

"Liverpool fans here, vow to kill Vardy three times to avenge the League Cup final!"

"I'm a Chelsea fan, this kill is for Gallas who was played by you!"

"Blackburn fans here!"

"Although I am an Everton fan, I still attacked Vardy ruthlessly!"

"Hey, you guys are too ruthless, I just came to see Vardy, and you actually let me see the corpse!"

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Vardy didn't think too much about it. It's normal to be fucked when he went out to practice, so he went out again, and then——

Kneel in seconds!

More than a dozen times in a row, Vardy's characters could not survive 2 minutes.

Vardy was so angry that he didn't go out to practice professional skills.

This is not over, what makes him even more unacceptable is that his account was stolen three times a day...

Every time I go online, my whole body is bare, the equipment is gone, the money is gone, even the professional skills have been deleted, and there are only lonely characters left...

Vardy knows that he can probably drop this game...

Want to cry but have no tears, who am I provoking?

I just want to play a game quietly, why is it so difficult?

However, Vardy didn't have time to be there to mourn the spring and autumn. After recovering from injury and resuming training, before facing Liverpool in the second round of the league, Vardy actually received a notice that he was selected for the national team!

According to reason, he has long been able to be selected for the national team. As his performance in Everton is getting better and better, if he does not enter the national team, England fans will riot.

In view of the strong call for Vardy to be selected for the national team, and his ability to gain a foothold in the England national team, the Three Lions coach Eriksson finally recruited him into the team during this training session.

Is this considered a national player?

Vardy really never thought that one day he would be able to wear the jersey of the England national team and be teammates with Beckham and Rooney!

In his heart, he is still the three-good student with a red heart facing the sun!

Well, it seems that there is no going back!

However, the strength of the England national team is really touching.

Due to the ability of the English media to tout the ability to make stars, every player in the England national team is a superstar. With such a group of superstars assembled, playing against other countries is not the same as abusing native chickens and dogs.

But in fact, England can also dominate in front of second-rate teams, and they will kneel down when they encounter strong teams.

If you join by yourself, can you change the situation in England xt?

Vardy shook his head and smiled wryly, he is not that powerful yet!

But no matter what, you must perform well in your debut for the national team. This is the first battle to establish your status.

The fans had great expectations and cheered for Vardy to be selected for the national team.

Who are England's current forwards?

Rooney, who is young and mature, Owen, who is no longer aura, Crouch, who is like a bamboo pole, Jermain Defoe, who is unstable, and Husky, who has been excluded for a long time because of his poor performance in the European Cup in 2004... .

Except for Rooney, who can be used, the rest are simply useless.

Vardy has always been compared with Rooney and is known as the future leader of the England national team.

Now, that day has finally arrived.

But there are also some fans who expressed a little worry.

Vardy is so funny at Everton, and he has led the whole Everton astray. If he enters the England national team, will the superstars of the England national team also become abnormal?

Thinking about the pictures of Beckham, Gerrard, Lampard and other superstars playing together, everyone feels shuddering.

This style of painting is too scary!

But no matter what, Vardy has already been selected for the big list, as long as he cares about his next performance.

"I think he can take everyone in England to shave their heads!"

"Fruit and Vegetable Corps is going to expand again!"

"I beg Vardy to be merciful, don't turn my little Beckham into a douchebag!"

"A year later, Eriksson dismissed get out of class, and his last words were that he regretted recruiting Vardy into the national team today!"

"As the instigator of Gerrard and Alonso's shocking kiss, Vardy must be brewing more terrifying things at this time, such as Beckham and Rooney..."

"He will never bring the habit of hitting the goalposts into the national team, I'm so scared!"

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