I am Vardy

At that moment, it seemed that the entire riverside stadium fell into silence, and even the sound of the ball hitting the goal post could be clearly heard.

Everyone was stunned, too shocked to speak by the scene before them, and even forgot to move.

Even Moyes on the sidelines held his head in his hands, his eyes widened, as if looking at God.

But among all of them, only Vardy remained calm, because he directed all of this.

After the first shot was blocked by the post, he kicked the ball to the post again like a ghost.

The same position, the same strength, just like something produced by an assembly line.

One attack completed two goal frames, perfect!

Just when everyone was too surprised to speak, Vardy got the ball first again, and then stabbed it into the goal.

He didn't dare to kick the goalpost again. Once was an accident, twice was a coincidence, and the third time couldn't be explained!

The goalkeeper and defender of Middlesbrough have completely become the background board of Vardy's performance in the small penalty area, which is extremely sad.

When the pendulum dribbled past, the goalkeeper of Middlesbrough already felt extremely humiliated and ashamed, but he still tried his best to chase and block;

When Vardy hit the post for the first time, although he was surprised, he still wanted to save the situation;

However, when Vardy hit the goal post for the second time, the Boro goalkeeper was really stunned. What happened in just a few seconds completely exceeded his brain capacity, which directly put him in a downtime state. Totally forgot to stop Vardy's third shot!

So, facing the empty gate, after some twists and turns, Vardy still scored a goal.

When running back to celebrate, the expression on Vardy's face was not just excitement, but also a sense of satisfaction that everything was under control!

It took a long time for everyone to come back to their senses and return to reality from this shocking attack.

"Look at my big Vardy's peerless three-strike combo!"

"If I can complete an ordinary attack so fresh and refined, I will obey Vardy!"

"Seek the psychological shadow area of ​​the goal post at this time, Vardy may be the most difficult striker with the goal frame!"

"Valdy and the goal post had a passionate night, once dissatisfied and then came the second time, the second time was not satisfied, the goal post still wanted, Vardy said no... and then he scored!"

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When Vardy ran to his own half to celebrate the goal, his teammates still looked like they hadn't come out of the horror. There was no way, they didn't have enough knowledge today!

"You're awesome, you scored a goal with three shots. Have you installed a goalpost tracking and positioning system on your shoes?"

"Nimma, the goalposts of the home court have been disabled by you!"

"I've seen two hits, but I haven't seen three hits. I just want to know, when you hit two goalposts, do you have a mental breakdown?"

collapse?

I'm in a good mood!

It's about to bloom!

Vardy smiled.

"Cut, it's nothing, I did it on purpose, look, my footwork is pretty good! If you say hit the goal post, hit the goal post!"

The teammates gave a neat "cut" and then dispersed.

Apparently no one believed what he said.

Vardy sighed, this is really an era when the most basic trust between people is lacking, how come no one believes the truth I told?

Vardy's bloody three-combo completely made the game lose suspense. Middlesbrough may know that this game can't do anything to Everton, so they simply retreated to defend in order to avoid losing!

And in this way, the difficulty for Vardy to complete the task suddenly increased!

With such a dense crowd in the small restricted area, even if Vardy has the blessing of Lingboweibu, he is still powerless to dance in a place as big as a handkerchief.

What's more, just now there was a three-combo attack, if Vardy hits the goal post again, the whole world will go crazy!

So Vardy returned to the periphery of the penalty area to shoot long shots, and the goalposts all depended on Meng!

But watching the time flow like water, Vardy has never been able to complete the intimate contact with the door frame.

I couldn't help feeling a little anxious.

If he didn't hit the door frame once before, it might not matter now, and he couldn't complete the task anyway.

But now it's completely different, the door frame has been hit twice, and the dawn of victory to complete the task is in front of them, so if we do it again, it's all right!

However, just such a kick on the door frame made Vardy worry.

The closest to completing the task, Vardy slammed the goal vigorously, was held out by the goalkeeper, and the ball flew out of the baseline against the crossbar.

It's just a little bit worse!

Vardy slapped his thigh in a hurry!

Others thought that Vardy was regretful because he didn't score a goal, and they all praised his tireless enterprising spirit!

The game has come to an end, and the fourth official is ready to raise the stoppage time sign.

Vardy thumped, knowing that he couldn't continue to squander any more, he had to think of a way, otherwise the mission would be a complete failure!

After thinking about it, Vardy quietly began to retreat and returned to the full-back position.

Just at this time, Middlesbrough destroyed Everton's attack, Bigfoot drove the ball to the frontcourt, and Vardy got the ball naturally.

After stopping the ball, Vardy was not in a hurry to dribble forward or pass the ball, but stood still and stepped on the ball.

Looking at the sidelines, the fourth official had already raised the stoppage time sign, and the Middlesbrough players didn't even have the idea of ​​fighting. They all concentrated in their own half and waited for the end of the game.

Vardy stood on the spot with his waist pinched, and the corner of his mouth drew an arc. Under everyone's gaze, he made a smooth and natural concave shape.

"Damn it, this guy is acting aggressive again!" The teammates curled their lips and complained in their hearts.

But at this moment, Vardy suddenly turned around and took the ball towards his penalty area.

Everyone was stunned, what is this guy doing?

None of Everton's defender teammates thought of stopping Vardy, because they really didn't know what Vardy was going to do!

"The game is coming to an end, and there is no suspense about the outcome. Vardy can no longer resist the urge to be funny, and his small universe is about to explode!"

"It's just that it's very difficult for us to enter the world of Doubi, so I can't guess what Doubi thinks. What exactly is he going to do?"

"Let me wait and see!"

The narrator felt that he couldn't keep silent at this time, so he started talking nonsense very seriously.

Vardy didn't care so much, he took the ball straight to the goal, bypassed the two central defenders, and entered the penalty area!

"Don't come here! What are you doing here?"

Maybe others don't care too much, but as a goalkeeper, the veteran Martin instinctively sensed the crisis, so he yelled at Vardy!

Then, he saw Vardy's sweet smile.