I am Vardy

There are five Premier League teams in London, that is to say, in the league this season, Everton will visit London five times.

Charlton is the London team, but they are located in south London, not adjacent to several other London teams.

Originally, Charlton and Vardy had nothing to do with each other, no different from any other opponent, but now, the situation is completely different.

Arriving in south London, Vardy felt bad all over.

Pictorials of him training in a pink dress are posted everywhere here, and some people even print photos on the front of T-shirts and wear them in the street. It feels like there are countless pink Vardy wandering around the city.

Walking Pink Vardy!

That's what South London is about today!

There are also many cartoon shapes, which make Vardy feel ashamed to the extreme. The rippling girly appearance and the charming expressions are really unsightly.

Vardy wants to cry but has no tears, and throws his embarrassment into the Pacific Ocean!

Maybe this stain will be with me for the rest of my life!

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Charlton's strength is not at the same level, and the mid-level level is not enough to make Everton afraid.

Before the game, Moyes told Vardy to throw more throw-ins into the penalty area as in the last game, but Vardy refused with righteous words.

It's like masturbating, a small masturbation will hurt your body and strength, and it will disappear in ashes.

For the same reason, vigorous throw-ins cannot be used frequently. Among other things, Vardy almost dislocated his arm after the last game.

Only limited editions are precious, isn’t it true?

Moyes regrets that it is obvious that Vardy's strong throw-in can only be used as a secret weapon and act on key occasions.

I don't know if Charlton has some kind of conspiracy, holding back something bad. After the game started, he didn't take the initiative to press out to attack, but squatted in the backcourt to defend.

Everton is not a team that is good at attacking tough problems. Vardy doesn't have much offensive characteristics yet, let alone Ferguson, who is about to retire.

So the game scene was drowsy, with Everton passing in the midfield and Charlton's single-minded defense, no one could create a chance.

Vardy was very irritable at this time, not only because the scene was boring, but also because of the annoying Charlton fans, what "pink", what "dress", what "girly heart", made him furious.

Of course, Charlton fans may not have monstrous malice. After all, there is no deep hatred, and it means more to ridicule.

If it can really affect Vardy and help his team win, that would be the best, if not, it doesn't matter, anyway, they are happy!

Therefore, Vardy is very sad, this is where he is most helpless.

And the best way to vent your helplessness, besides winning the game cleanly, may be to shoot unscrupulously on the court.

So Vardy's turret attributes have not changed, just changed the way, from a grenade to a real grenade, which blew up Charlton in a panic.

Although neither side was able to rewrite the score in the first half, Vardy seriously threatened Charlton's goal with three long-range shots. If it weren't for the brave performance of Charlton's goalkeeper, the result of the game would have been changed.

The expressions on the faces of the Charlton fans are no longer relaxed. Obviously they know that perhaps their behavior has stimulated Vardy's nerves, otherwise Vardy would not be so violent in normal times!

During the intermission, watching the portraits gradually withdrawing from the stands, Vardy finally calmed down.

Moyes asked Vardy to make more breakthroughs at the front of the penalty area. No matter the final shot or the goal, it can cause a great threat. Vardy's continuous long-range shots in the first half should have made Charlton vigilant. The opportunity for him to continue to break through.

Sure enough, as a coach, Moyes is still qualified,

His grasp of the game situation is unique.

If Charlton is nestled in the penalty area, Vardy can only continue to suffer from long-range shots, and there is no room for breakthrough. Once the power of long-range shots is revealed, Charlton must double-team to block Vardy, and the penalty area There will also be loopholes in the internal defense.

Lingbo Weibu, that is, the characteristics of flexible escape in a small area, was brought into full play by him, but it may be because Vardy forgot to bring his shooting boots today, and after two consecutive escapes, he hit the goal with a slight difference.

Speaking of luck, it's really strange. Vardy failed to score with so many shots. After a breakthrough and a pass to Cahill, the Australian kicked open Charlton's gate to help the ball The team took the lead.

Vardy is jealous, did this guy go to touch Lady Luck's ass obscenely?

Otherwise, how could he have this kind of shit luck?

Seeing Cahill rushing towards the corner with a sullen expression on his face, Vardy was very upset!

Thinking of the combination of Cahill often punching the corner flagpole when celebrating a goal, Vardy took care of it!

Did the horn flagpole mess with you?

Do you have to have trouble with the corner flagpole?

Nima must not let you be too arrogant!

With this in mind, Vardy suddenly launched a sprint, looking as if he was rushing to Cahill to celebrate the goal with him.

Vardy's speed is not comparable to Cahill's, and he caught up with Cahill all the way.

He should be flying to Cahill, right?

Many fans think so!

But after Vardy caught up with Cahill, he didn't make any moves, but passed Cahill and continued to run forward!

This guy must be running too fast and can't stop the car!

Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Vardy rushed all the way to the corner kick, two steps ahead of Cahill, and took away the corner flagpole!

Everyone was dumbfounded!

Nima, what are you doing with the flagpole?

Cahill scored a goal, why are you so excited?

But when they see Cahill's expression, they will understand everything!

Cahill stopped at a position two steps away from the corner kick area, with a dumbfounded expression on his face, he was speechless with his mouth wide open!

Look at the empty corner area, and look at the corner flagpole held by Vardy, Cahill is not good!

It was as if a heavy punch that had been holding back for a long time hit the cotton, and I was about to vomit blood!

His hands twitched unnaturally, and the boxing combination couldn't hit the corner flagpole, so he really wanted to hit Vardy, otherwise, he couldn't vent his pent-up breath!

You know what, your behavior is like I am pooping in the bathroom, but you suddenly rushed in and snatched the toilet paper!

How much hatred does it take to do such a shameless thing?

Give me back the toilet paper!

Oh no, return my flagpole!