I am Vardy

"I wanted to watch a Premier League game, but I saw a car accident. It was so tragic, but why did I feel so happy?"

"I have known for a long time that the game with Vardy is definitely a fake game. Fortunately, this time, even such a fierce and chilling derby played a comedy effect!"

"Seeing Vardy lying on the ground made me happy!"

"Please ask for the contact information of that beautiful team doctor, please introduce her, she has big breasts, I like it!"

 …

The fans who watched the Derby in front of the TV had long been happy.

The front is okay, the two sides kicked hard enough, but kicking and kicking, why is it crooked again?

At this time, as the leading actors of the comedy, Vardy and Gravesen are on the court like no one else.

"You definitely did it on purpose!"

"Damn, why didn't you say you did it on purpose, obviously I jumped up first!"

"Then why don't you say that your head is harder than others?"

"You can be content, at least I still have some hair here, which can act as a buffer. If two bald heads collide, you will die!"

"Oh, I'm dizzy, no, I'm going to the hospital!"

"You still want to touch porcelain? You blackmail people? Then let me see, are you ready for the film of the comminuted fracture of the whole body?"

 …

The Everton players have long been familiar with it. It is no surprise that such a scene does not appear on the training ground several times a day.

But the Liverpool players hadn't seen it before. Seeing that the two were about to fight on the field, they were all dumbfounded.

Those with bad intentions are already praying: let the two of them fight quickly, and then the referee can give them both a penalty.

Of course, the referee actually couldn't see it.

"You two are almost ready, don't waste time, or I will let you go down and fight!"

Vardy and Gravesen looked at the referee with a strange look, as if to say "you are nosy?"

Then the two walked shoulder to shoulder and walked towards their own half, leaving the referee standing there with a beeping expression.

Such a delay, the game took a long time to restart.

Originally, Liverpool should be very impulsive and fighting after being stimulated after losing the ball, but they were stunned to find that they calmed down after Vardy did this...

Everyone in Liverpool feels bad now.

This Derby is completely different from what they imagined, and it is also different from what they have experienced.

Benitez looked at Vardy, and no one could understand the meaning in his eyes.

It's like looking at a rare treasure, loving, admiring, greedy, and wanting to take it for yourself.

In Bebald's view, such a Vardy is the most suitable for Liverpool.

Liverpool's striker itself is the weakest link in the lineup. Whether it is Baros or Cisse, they have abilities, but at most they are only close to the top-notch, which does not match Liverpool's status as a giant. There are many.

Liverpool's tactical play determines that they are not a pass-and-control team, but an impact team, and Vardy's impact is just one of the best. The most important thing is that Vardy's goal efficiency is amazing. high.

Isn't such Vardy a perfect match for Liverpool?

If Vardy is brought to Liverpool, will Liverpool's combat effectiveness immediately rise to a new level?

Once this idea pops up, it can never be taken back.

At this time on the field of play, Liverpool opened up in the midfield and prepared to counterattack. If they can't equalize the score as soon as possible, then this derby will really hang in the balance, because everyone knows what Everton is really good at.

Facing the menacing Liverpool, Moyes decisively let the team retreat collectively and return to the rhythm of defensive counterattack, even though the team is already ranked in the top three of the Premier League,

But he never had the awareness that a coach of a strong team should have.

It doesn't matter to Vardy, he is just a player, all he has to do is to follow the coach's instructions and play well, that's all.

Liverpool did attack very fiercely. Most of them think that Everton's ranking above them is just luck, and it is far from the level that they need to be afraid of.

Ferocious suppression, fiery counterattack, for a while, Liverpool firmly pressed Everton in their own half.

However, both Cisse and Baros are playing the role of the strongest undercover agent, and they did not hesitate to expose themselves to stop Liverpool's attacks again and again...

In the end, only Gerrard and Alonso's long shots could threaten Everton's goal.

Seeing this scene, Benitez was even more envious of Vardy.

In the 35th minute of the game, there was a small situation on the field. In a fierce confrontation, Everton striker Ferguson and Liverpool midfielder Kewell were both injured and retired, which added a touch to the fierce derby. bright red.

However, Ferguson's injury also gave Moyes a better reason to insist on defensive counterattacks, leaving only Vardy in front, replacing a midfielder to strengthen the defense, and the formation became 451.

If Vardy is allowed to score Everton with 10 points for each item, then Everton's defense will be at least 9 points, and the defensive counterattack will also be 9 points. The offensive position will definitely be below a poor 3 points.

If Everton is determined to defend, not everyone who comes can make Everton open the gate.

The current Liverpool is like a strange weapon. It obviously has the body of a peerless sword, but the tip of the sword is missing. There is no way. In order to make the sword look complete, just get the head of a Shaolin stick to match it. .

Such a sword cannot kill anyone.

This also explains very well why Liverpool this season seems helpless when facing strong teams.

Until the end of the first half, Liverpool failed to break through Everton's goal, not even a threatening shot that really made Everton goalkeeper Martin break out in a cold sweat.

Walking into the dressing room, Vardy and Gravesen were still arguing over who was responsible for the crash.

"You've never flown above the crowd before, so this time you did it on purpose?" Gravesen said with a grim expression.

Vardy felt that he might be a little merciful, and he should have hit it hard just now.

"You're right, I did it on purpose, you bit me?" Vardy's eyebrows were teasing Gravesen.

The Viking is an upright boy, but he didn't bite Vardy, he put his arms around the back of Vardy's head, and hugged him forward fiercely, and at the same time, his big bald head violently smashed forward.

Duang!

A bang!

The entire player tunnel was shocked.

The reporter who saw this scene saw this scene, and already thought about the headline of tomorrow's news——

"Leading but internal strife, player channel chaos, privileges lead to conflicts? "