I am the Godfather of Technology

The release of artificial intelligence, the media began to spare no effort to report.

After all, a new era of intelligence has ushered in.

"Beijing Evening News" reporters have been prepared for a long time. Last night, they came to the New Territories franchise store and waited in the van for a night.

The news of New Territories Technology will arouse their nerves. Today is the day when the first artificial intelligence robot is released. The reporter tried to get the first-hand information.

With the passage of time, the front of the franchised store was full of people and could not be seen at a glance.

Seeing this, the reporter immediately responded and asked the assistant to carry the camera, and the two began to broadcast live reports on the sales scene.

At this moment, a fat man is sitting in a chair, talking about his requirements for industrial robots.

The fat man said, "I want a personal custom artificial intelligence."

The salesgirl asked softly, "Please tell us what you want to customize artificial intelligence?"

The fat man, who was still serious, suddenly had an ambiguous expression on his face, and said quickly: "Women, black and straight, nose like Ozawa, mouth like Sakura Gilia, eyebrows should be tied, and tall Do n’t be too tall, just half as tall as *, preferably red pupil, 36G for the cup ... ”

The fat man said for a long time, with a wry look, and whispered to the salesgirl: "The most important thing is the ear. It is better to have ears like the elf. Be sexy, you know ..."

Fat Zizi depicts the image of the goddess in her heart.

The consumers who were standing in line were stunned, staring blankly at the wretched fat man.

The handsome guy behind the fat man said with a look of sadness and regret after meeting each other: "Okay, man, you are definitely an old driver, but better than my coworkers who move bricks.

The handsome guy spoke and gave the best assist, and the crowd looked stunned.

Even the reporters who were reporting live had forgotten to turn off the cameras, and the whole process was broadcast on a TV show, and it was too late when the reporters reported it.

"36G for the cup?"

The sales clerk asked a little unsurely, how big is 36G, and it has caught up with the big cows. It is a sense of looking at the two big **** on the chest and can't bear to look directly.

"Yes, it can't be less than 36G." The insignificant fat man had a serious face.

"Okay ..." The little **** the salesgirl's face was red. How could she not know who the * was?

Fortunately, the use of collective features does not involve infringement. If you make a model according to one's appearance, you will infringe the right to portrait.

However, the ears of the elves are not allowed. The artificial intelligence law clearly stipulates that the appearance of artificial intelligence must be based on humans, and all humans are not allowed.

Explaining the condition of the ears, the fat man is not attached.

After a while, after signing the purchase agreement, the fat man hurriedly said, "I can't wait to get it when we get it."

Coupled with that insignificant expression, the faces of the majority of male compatriots were almost lost.

The crowd standing behind them all looked with contempt.

The salesgirl said solemnly: "Because it is a private order, you can receive artificial intelligence in three days. You will need to bring your ID and account book when you refer to it. Relevant departments will register for the record. Finally, please treat artificial intelligence well."

The insignificant fat man scratched his big, chubby face, and smiled, "Rest assured, I will definitely treat artificial intelligence like my wife."

After hearing this, the reporter who was interviewing finally realized that it was time to turn off the camera.

The masses have no idea what to say.

"How much is my artificial intelligence?" The fat man asked.

The salesgirl explained: "Sir, because the price of the customized version has fluctuated, the price totals 100,000 yuan according to your requirements."

The Volkswagen version is an assembly line production, the appearance is the same, and the price of the customized version fluctuates. After all, the corresponding mold needs to be manufactured, and this mold is also disposable, and the cost is necessarily high.

"How special is cheap!"

The fat man gave a sigh of excitement, and the fat on his body shook.

You can buy a full-featured artificial intelligence for only 10,000 yuan, which is really cheap.

How much does it cost to hire a nanny?

How much is Big Healthcare?

How much does it cost to marry a daughter-in-law?

In total, you can buy several artificial intelligence, not to mention that artificial intelligence can not do anything other than to have children.

"Finally no longer need to live an empty life."

The fat man is extremely sighed. As the only child, it is good to have a thoughtful artificial intelligence to accompany him, without having to endure loneliness.

"Fat man in front, don't stop the ink, numb, the others in the back are waiting!"

"Yeah, hurry up."

Hearing someone urging, the fat man paid for the receipt and left with a happy face.

The sales activity is still going on, and the sales clerk paper greets the next consumer ...

The reporter hurriedly turned on the camera and Xiao Yingying walked towards a middle-aged man standing in the middle of the line.

"Hello, I'm a reporter from" Beijing Evening News ". You're definitely waiting in line to buy the world's first artificial intelligence robot. Can you share the reason for your purchase?"

"the reason?"

The middle-aged man's eyes suddenly became cloudy, and a few drops of tears were drawn across the corners of his eyes.

The man was very excited: "My sister got sick when she was young. My mother almost cried and lost her eyes. As a son, I couldn't make my mother cry. To this end, I simulated the personality of my sister on a hologram, waiting for the release of artificial intelligence, Personality is embedded in artificial intelligence and my sister is resurrected. "

For a while, the reporter was silent, but did not expect to encounter such a sad thing when interviewing the first people.

"On behalf of" Jingbei Evening News ", I wish your sister a resurrection soon and reunite your family."

"Thank you!" The middle-aged man wiped his tears.

People on the side listening to the conversation left tears and couldn't help it.

An old man even cried and almost didn't faint.

It turned out that the old man ’s young son ’s unfortunate death had always been a pain in the old man ’s heart, and this time he came to buy artificial intelligence, just to make it exactly the same as his own son, to make himself think about it ~ www .wuxiaspot.com ~ The reporter was quite happy, I do n’t know why the mood gradually became heavy, he expressed his feelings for the camera: "In the name of the godfather of science and technology, I admire the five-body investment, remember that Lin Feng once said Progress is not to make the rich richer, but to make the poor not to suffer. What I said first is that technological advancement is not to make society more advanced, but to make people live happier and more fulfilled, and all of which Lin Feng does When he arrives, he is a well-deserved godfather of technology ... "

The crowd surged outside, and the order suddenly became somewhat chaotic.

The staff who are maintaining order are worried. There are too many people and it is easy to trample.

The manager saw this situation, smiled slightly, and waved his hands. A dozen beautiful women held signs and entered the crowd to start maintaining order.

"Consumers are required to maintain order, and there are enough artificial intelligence robots to ensure that everyone can buy artificial intelligence in their hearts."

These dozen big beauties are not humans, but artificial intelligence.

The charm of artificial intelligence soon attracted the masses, distracted, and the order became better.

"Please line up and enter the franchise store in order."

This is the charm of artificial intelligence.

As the flow of people slowly entered, the franchise store ushered in more hot sales.

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