I am so Accurate

What is the coolest thing in the world?

Everyone's answer is definitely different.

Some people would say it was a five million lottery win;

Some people would say playing games all day;

Some people's answer may be as simple as two words: orgasm.

But if you ask Sun Hao, his answer is this moment, the moment he rushed to the toilet, unbuttoned his pants and sat down.

The water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky and flows straight down three thousand feet!

The picture here is self-imagining.

All in all, the moment Sun Hao came out of the toilet, he felt refreshed.

That feeling is so refreshing that it goes out of the sky, and it feels like a fairy.

That is, when he walked to the door and saw the team doctor and two teammates waiting for him outside, he looked a little embarrassed.

There was no time to explain, and the medical miraculous gait must have terrified them all.

Fortunately, the team doctor was well-informed and quickly realized what happened.

He went up to communicate with Sun Hao for a while.

After confirming that Sun Hao's "injury" was all right, the team doctor asked Sun Hao to go back to the game first.

After Sun Hao left, the team doctor turned around and communicated with Gortat and Jones for a while.

This kind of thing must never be leaked.

These two people have high emotional intelligence, so they naturally understand, but...

Still can't stop wanting to laugh!

It's definitely the funniest thing they've ever experienced in their careers.

...

Talk about two ends.

Sun Hao's departure should not have too much impact on the Lakers.

The most direct point is that the Lakers' double-triangle tactics can't be played at once.

The conditions for this tactic are harsh, and it requires three points with strong enough offensive threats. Without the strongest one, it is naturally useless.

Some people may say to replace Lu Wei who played.

Lu Wei did show a good talent, but he is obviously not at the same level as Sun Hao.

Forced, the Lakers could only return to the ordinary triangle tactics.

At this time, the Celtics' defensive ability was displayed.

In just a few minutes after Sun Hao left the field, the Celtics quickly hit a counterattack climax.

After scoring a layup in Pierce's counterattack, the Celtics overtook the score 62 to 61!

The emotions of the fans at the scene began to get excited.

After all, Sun Hao is only a player of the visiting team, and they cared more at the beginning.

But now, they are more concerned about the team's victory!

Some people are happy and some are sad. On the Lakers bench, Phil Jackson was lost in thought.

On the one hand, they are worried about Sun Hao's injury;

On the other hand, the feeling that the fourth dynasty in hand slipped away from his eyes was really uncomfortable.

O'Neal didn't make a shot in the double-team, and didn't make a tip-up.

Without Sun Hao's containment on the perimeter, it is very difficult for him to score in the Celtics' penalty area now.

The Celtics counterattacked again, this time it was Rondo, who made a layup that caused Lu Wei's thugs and got two free throws.

Phil Jackson unconsciously turned his gaze to the player tunnel.

I don't know what's going on there.

Rondo made both free throws and the score became 64-61.

Playing at this pace, the Celtics' comeback tonight is a foregone conclusion.

The roller coaster that the Celtics experienced in the last game is going to be the Lakers' turn!

"Charles, although it's not kind to win the bet in this way, I'm still very relieved that the pants I prepared for you are now useful."

I knew from the replay that Sun Hao's injury would not be serious, and Kenny Smith also resumed his bickering with Barkley.

Barkley didn't respond.

Although he has a big mouth, he knows that if Sun Hao can't come back, the Lakers can't complete this dynasty.

Don't look at the fact that the Lakers have been dominant since the start of the Finals. You can try again without Sun Hao?

The game situation in front of you is reality!

If you let the Bulls without Jordan play against the Jazz, it is impossible for him to win!

He also looked towards the entrance of the passage, hoping to see some surprises from there.

Then, he really saw a surprise!

"He.is.back!"

Barkley yelled!

Before he finished speaking, there was already a commotion in the player tunnel.

Smith turned his head to look, and then saw Sun Hao trotting out of the player tunnel!

At the same time, Phil Jackson got up and turned his head when he heard the restlessness. When he saw that it was Sun Hao, his expression instantly became excited.

Sun Hao is back!

Hope, back! !

Not only Jackson, but the entire bench of the Lakers was boiling.

Although I don't know what kind of treatment Sun Hao did in the locker room, but his physical condition can't be better!

Immediately afterwards, the photographer on the scene gave the shot, and the shot was projected on the large LED screen.

The scene was restless.

If this was in Los Angeles, the scene would definitely be boiling in an instant.

But this is Boston, and the scene is in a commotion!

The script of The Return of the King makes people excited, but if it is the opposite king, it will only make people shiver!

The Celtics finally knew that Sun Hao was back, but they immediately made a mistake on the defensive end. After receiving O'Neal's cut, Ariza directly dunked aggressively with both hands.

There was an uproar at the scene.

Sun Hao hasn't played yet, the aura has already arrived!

A short whistle sounded from the sidelines, and Sun Hao replaced Lu Wei on the field! !

"Kenny, you'd better put on the golden underwear first!"

This sentence has an American connotation, implying that Smith should not be scared to pee.

As soon as Sun Hao came back, the Lakers' defensive enthusiasm soared.

Pierce's layup was directly blocked by O'Neal, and Ariza also got a defensive rebound in the fight.

This is an automatic injection of chicken blood!

O'Neal gave the ball to Sun Hao, and Sun Hao pushed forward with the ball.

If this is in the anime, there is already a soaring momentum floating above the Lakers.

In the double triangle tactics in the frontcourt, Hill broke through with the ball.

On the off-ball side, Walker completely blocked Rondo, and Hill broke through to the basket and distributed the ball to Sun Hao.

The execution of the Lakers this round was perfect.

Sun Hao catches the ball and makes a three-pointer.

The fans at the scene held their breath.

Sun Hao just came back, so he shouldn't be able to make a shot as soon as he comes back, right?

"Shua!"

Just as they had this idea, there was a crisp sound in the next second.

Sun Hao hit a three-pointer as soon as he came up!

64 to 66!

The Lakers, overtake it!

"Kenny, I said, he's back!"

Barkley repeated what he said at the beginning, and this time with emphasis!

This time it was Smith's turn to smile and couldn't reply.

The situation on the field is unpredictable, and their commentary booth is also changing rapidly.

"Come on! Boston!"

The on-site DJ also noticed that the momentum was wrong, and began to drive the fans to cheer for the Celtics.

The sound of cheering quickly took effect. Pierce ran out of position and received a pass from Rondo. He made a three-pointer and returned an answerball to Sun Hao!

After scoring the goal, Pierce raised his fist, his eyes full of murderous intent.

His brain reacts quickly.

After seeing Sun Hao coming back so quickly, he immediately remembered the pungent smell he smelled when he hit Sun Hao on the back.

Before, he wondered if there was a gas leak in the arena or something, but now he thought, it was probably Sun Hao's fart.

This is nothing to be surprised about. Underarm odor is everywhere in the NBA, and there are even players who use underarm odor to clear the way. A fart is nothing.

And he also quickly speculated that Sun Hao probably pretended to be injured, and then went to solve his personal physical needs.

Although it was just a guess, it made him psychologically less afraid of Sun Hao's return than the fans.

"Defend our home field!"

Garnett also yelled at his teammates after stepping back half court.

Sun Hao's return put great pressure on them, but after all, the Big Three are all people who have experienced great storms.

At this time, they know very well what they need to do as the core of the team.

The Celtics' defensive enthusiasm soared, and the Lakers' double-triangle tactics couldn't run out of good opportunities for a while!

Seeing that the attack time was running out, Hill took the ball and wanted to find Sun Hao.

However, the Celtics defended Sun Hao completely heavily.

Seeing that the attack time is coming.

At this moment, Sun Hao ran directly to the midfield.

It looked like he knew that this wave of attack would have no results, and started to retreat in advance!

Rondo, who was chasing and defending, slowed down unconsciously.

But at this moment, Sun Hao, who had already run to the position of the logo, reached out to ask for the ball!

Hill flicked the ball decisively.

The ball was passed to Sun Hao, and the Lakers only had 1 second left to attack!

There was no time left for Sun Hao to adjust, he raised his hand and shot directly after catching the ball!

A buzzer logo.shot!

The fans at the scene are full of expectations.

Pushing the Lakers' offense to this point, the Celtics' defense was very successful this round.

As long as... Sun Hao can't make the shot.

There is a high probability that this shot will not be shot, because at that position, and it is the buzzer, even if Sun Hao has that ability, the difficulty is too great.

"Shua!"

but!

A crisp sound of entering the network came out through the loudspeaker.

Sun Hao's buzzer logo made a three-pointer and went in! !

The fans at the scene were dumbfounded.

Sun Hao scored two consecutive three-pointers after "returning from injury"!

Is this the legendary "Return of the King"? !

Sun Hao's soul trembled after scoring the goal.

After this solved his physical needs, he felt as light as a swallow.

And the ball was hit, which means that his "difficult shooter" badge is also in positive effect.

This two-pronged feeling, doesn't the soul tremble!

67 to 69!

Sun Hao made this logo.shot, and the Lakers once again overtook the score!

At this time, both sides are also on the top. Although there are only less than 2 minutes left in this quarter, neither side has the intention of replacing the main force!

The Celtics' frontcourt movement, Pierce once again misplaced and faced Sun Hao!

Another back hit with the ball, as if the scene reappeared.

The only difference is that Pierce started talking trash.

Most people are impressed by Garnett's trash talk, not so familiar with Pierce.

But in fact, Pierce is also a good player among them, and the combination of the two can be called the "crashing dragon and phoenix chick" in the trash talk world.

Artest and "White Mamba" Scalabrine have publicly admitted that Pierce is the NBA's trash talker.

But Pierce's trash talk is different from Garnett's.

Garnett is very aggressive, like the most famous previously mentioned "your wife tastes like a donut".

And Pierce is "not aggressive, but extremely insulting."

The most well-known in history is the 2012 battle between the Celtics and the Heat at Tianwangshan.

That game Pierce made a game-killing 3-pointer in front of James.

After putting in, he kept chanting a sentence.

"I'm so bad, I'm so bad."

Some people will say what kind of trash talk is this?

This has to be combined with the background to get it.

At that time, the Heat formed the Big Three combination of James, Wade and Bosh, but they were killed by the Mavericks in the first season of the combination.

Achieved Nowitzki's strongest single-core championship in history, but also put them under tremendous pressure.

The 2011~2012 season is the second season of the Heat's Big Three, and it is also a season that cannot be missed for them.

On the other hand, although the Celtics are also a combination of the Big Three, from the formation of 2007 to 2012, after five seasons, the Big Three have already become three old men.

But it was such an old-fashioned combination that pushed the Heat to Tianwang Mountain in the Eastern Conference Finals, and then Pierce completed the lore.

Given the context at the time, and the prospects for the series, that sentence was extremely insulting.

Because after 3 to 2, if the Celtics really eliminated the Heat, it would be equivalent to the Heat's peak Big Three playing for two years without a single championship...

Then what he did was really as bad as he said.

"Don't think I don't know you just went to take a shit."

Pierce's trash talk came over, and there seemed to be a pungent smell in the air.

This is typical skinny trash talk.

Sun Hao didn't respond.

Because he can't respond to this matter!

Back to "so what"? It is tantamount to admitting that he was definitely injured because of shit;

Reply "You're talking nonsense" negative? That shows that I have a guilty conscience!

He could only choose to ignore it, and then pushed Pierce hard.

It's the best thing to respond to trash talk, but sometimes, silence is also a kind of response.

The premise is that you can have an advantage in the matchup.

Seeing that Sun Hao was indifferent, Pierce didn't speak anymore, but continued to hit Sun Hao hard.

But this time, Sun Hao, who has already solved his personal physical problems, is no longer the same Sun Hao as before.

His continuous hard chisel did not take much advantage, and finally he chose to turn around and shoot, preparing to use his height advantage to solve the problem.

"Snapped!"

However, the moment he turned around, Sun Hao, who should have been suppressed by him and couldn't get up, suddenly shot with lightning force and broke his ball directly! !

This happened so suddenly that no one else could react at all.

When Sun Hao made the steal and went forward for a fast break, there was no one behind him to keep up!

show. time!

Sun Hao made a fast break to the frontcourt, then slowed down and soared into the air, and directly came to a dunk with a change of hands under the crotch!

It's on show!

Rivers' face on the sidelines was very ugly.

The Celtics took advantage of Sun Hao's departure to catch up with the score. As a result, Sun Hao scored 8 points in a row as soon as he came back!

The situation in this game made me think about the Lakers again! !

Tonight, the Celtics are likely to be the backdrop for Sun Hao's classic battle!

Ray Allen missed the final 3-pointer.

After the third quarter, the Celtics trailed the Lakers by 4 points 67 to 71.

When Sun Hao left the field, he was warmly cheered by his teammates, and Phil Jackson was also full of excitement.

If it wasn't for Sun Hao's return, the Celtics would have opened up the score for the Lakers in the third quarter!

"We can't give up, we must never give up, think about what you have done to get here this season, believe in yourself, believe in your teammates, we can do it!"

During the timeout between the quarters, Rivers personally went into battle this time to serve chicken soup to the Celtics players.

Although they failed to open the score in the third quarter, but to be honest, the Celtics were only 4 points behind.

It is still unknown who will win the deer.

Because the main force in the third quarter was basically full, and the fourth quarter came up with substitutes on both sides.

As a result, within two minutes of playing, the Celtics had to play the main force again.

Because...the Lakers opened up the score a little more.

This is a matter of reason.

The Celtics' bench strength is already weaker than that of the Lakers.

Rivers pulled Ricky Davis into the starting lineup again this time, and the result can be imagined.

Phil Jackson did not underestimate the enemy, and replaced the main force one after another.

The decisive moment of G4 came earlier than in the past three games.

The score on the court was 70 to 77.

Celtics offense.

Pierce broke through with the ball and caused damage, and after confronting O'Neal, he successfully caused the latter to foul.

One of the floor style of play is to create damage through various confrontations.

Pierce goes to the free throw line.

Steady two free throws.

72 to 77.

"Defend! Defend!"

The scene also followed the cheers of Boston fans.

At the decisive moment, every round is critical.

With the sound of cheers, the intensity of confrontation on the field quickly increased, and the fouls of the small ball era can be seen everywhere.

But from the perspective of watching the game, this kind of physical confrontation, which is not considered brutal, can greatly stimulate the adrenaline of the fans.

But with Sun Hao back, the Lakers' triple-double tactics can still work.

With Walker's cover, Sun Hao caught the ball and went straight to the basket. After confronting Garnett, he turned around and avoided the block, and also caused Garnett's thugs!

Nice 2+1!

The pause between festivals did not stop Sun Hao's fiery state!

After he made the extra penalty, counting the third quarter, he scored 11 points in a row after "returning from injury"!

Seeing Sun Hao who was killing all directions, Pierce had a weird expression on his face.

Does shit work wonders?

And just when he had this idea, he felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

For people who often poop, they should all know that this play has a lot to do with psychological effects.

For example, when you feel bored at work, you will want to shit.

For another example, when you get home from get off work, your urge to poop will be multiplied.

Of course, this is only one aspect. The more important aspect is that because this game is very important, Pierce's pre-match preparation is similar to that of Sun Hao.

He didn't eat, he just took some energy and drank a lot of water during the game.

Celtic's offense, Pierce continued to rush inside.

But this time he failed and took a big risk from O'Neill.

The Lakers played a fast break, but he didn't run to retreat.

Because the moment he landed, he felt like he... farted.

And the next moment, he felt his stomach pain was unbearable.

It's a pity that Sun Hao is playing fast break with the ball at the moment, otherwise if he knew Pierce's state at the moment, he would definitely say shit.

Is this playing ball here, or fighting shit!

"Boom!"

Sun Hao's dunk in the fast break added two more points for the Lakers!

72 to 82!

Sun Hao scored 13 points in a row, helping the Lakers extend their lead to double digits!

The scene was restless.

Sun Hao's god-killing performance after his return will definitely make the blood of the melon-eaters excited when shooting a documentary!

Many fans at the scene felt their heart beating faster and their palms sweating.

The Celtics really can't afford to lose this game!

However, their state did not play a big role, because as Sun Hao continued to score points, the morale of the Lakers has been improving.

The result is that the defensive strength of the Lakers on the field is also increasing!

Ray Allen's catch-and-shoot three-pointer...misses!

Fans are almost desperate.

Fortunately, Garnett stepped forward at this time. He struggled to grab the offensive rebound and threw it to Pierce on the outside.

It's a nice shot of chance.

Pierce didn't hesitate and made a decisive three-pointer.

"Shua!"

The basketball hit the net!

75 to 82!

This ball, a life-saving ball!

The cheers at the scene were overwhelming.

At critical moments, you still have to look at the truth!

Truth... farted again when it hit the ground.

His current situation is the same as that of Sun Hao in the third quarter!

The pain was as sharp as a knife, and the cold sweat flowed out.

However, unlike Sun Hao, he didn't have the experience of driving at high speed like Sun Hao, so he chose... to continue to trust his own fart.

Can an imposing eight-foot-eight man be stumped by a piece of shit? !

And there is only a little more than half a quarter left before the end of the game, so it is not a problem to endure until the end of the game!

The Lakers advanced to the frontcourt.

Because Sun Hao is in such a good state, the Celtics' defense against him has been significantly strengthened in this period, and the entire defensive center of gravity is also leaning outward.

Hill lobs the ball inside and O'Neal catches the ball and beats Perkins.

Pierce goes to the basket to help defend.

O'Neill just hit Pierce after turning around, and Pierce fell to the ground.

O'Neal's offense didn't stop and he dunked directly!

The referee whistled and Pierce was called for a defensive foul!

Garnett immediately went to the referee to argue that it was O'Neal's offensive foul.

This penalty is very important!

Because the confrontation occurred in a reasonable collision zone, the referee did not change the judgment.

Seeing that the protest was useless, Garnett immediately turned around and ran back, and together with Perkins, Pierce was pulled from the ground.

But when he pulled, he frowned.

He felt something pungent in the air.

Of course, he didn't care, and even reached out and patted Pierce's butt, which was to comfort Pierce's emotions.

Pierce shuddered.

It turns out that experience is a very important thing.

Whether it's at work or in life, or even when holding shit.

Just as he was knocked over by O'Neal, Pierce let out a third fart.

Then this time, his trust failed.

He clearly felt that it was not a fart but a mosaic!

Fortunately, he reacted quickly, immediately clamped the external sphincter, and retracted it abruptly!

But even so, a small part still came out.

Fortunately, Garnett took pictures of his buttocks that were not in the center, otherwise the "Wolf King" touched something that shouldn't be touched before touching the ball, and the game scene must be very interesting.

And unlike Sun Hao, Pierce has no intention of leaving the field even after this has happened.

His desire to win is extremely strong!

O'Neal missed an extra penalty and Garnett received a defensive rebound.

The Celtics advanced to the frontcourt, and Pierce relied on his strong mental strength to hold on, and after running without the ball, he caught the ball and made a mid-range shot.

"Shua!"

Come on!

77 to 84!

The cheers at the scene have exploded.

During this period, Pierce scored 5 points in a row, helping the Celtics to bite the score!

The scene shot was given to Pierce.

Pierce... looked pained.

There is a difference in endurance between people, but it is not too bad.

He already felt his legs trembling in order to tighten the external sphincter.

"Paul is serious."

In the commentary seat, Reggie Miller expressed emotion.

"Even though he's played well, the Celtics have been falling behind."

Smith answered.

Buckley also nodded.

Pierce this part is not easy!

On the field, the Lakers' offense, O'Neal continued to receive the ball inside.

But when he was holding back inside, Sun Hao used Walker's cover to cut in from the other side of the court.

With the tacit understanding of the instant killing combination, O'Neal passed the ball in time.

Sun Hao catches the ball and prepares to take off for a dunk.

But at this time, Pierce's defense was in place in time, and Sun Hao changed his attack method, choosing to turn around and fall back after the confrontation.

"puff!"

Before he shot, he heard a familiar yet unfamiliar voice.

"Shua!"

Sun Hao turned around and leaned back to shoot again!

77 to 86!

The Lakers opened the score to 9 points!

Sun Hao is constantly adding weight to his future documentaries!

But at this moment, another accident happened on the court.

Pierce fell to the ground after confronting Sun Hao, but didn't get up with his hands on his knees!

There was an uproar at the scene.

After Sun Hao, Pierce was also injured? !

And this is in Boston, Pierce is the owner of this arena!

The home team's offensive core is injured, which has a completely different impact on the audience!

Rivers called the team doctor on the court, and put his head in his hands in disbelief.

Is this a turn of events? !

The game entered a technical timeout.

Sun Hao hadn't retreated to the backcourt at this time, and he looked confused.

But recalling the familiar voice he heard just before the shot, he instinctively turned his head to look into Pierce's crotch.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, just take a look... Good guy!

It's wet there!

Pierce, this is creepy!

When he realized this moment, Sun Hao finally couldn't hold back his laughter.

When Pierce hit him on the back earlier, he thought about repaying it twice.

Now, ahead of schedule...

He was beaten by Pierce before and almost knocked out his shit, but now Pierce is really beaten up by him! !

Come and not reciprocate indecent!

Of course, only Sun Hao knew the situation at the scene.

At this point Pierce...

If he was a Chinese, he would definitely not choose to hold on.

Because there is an old saying: A piece of shit is not a hero.

Just at the confrontation with Sun Hao just now, his external sphincter failed again.

And this time it came out more than before.

He also felt that if it happened again, the dam would burst and the flood would be raging and it would be out of control.

So after holding on to clamp his legs again, he instinctively imitated Sun Hao's coping strategy in his mind, pretending to be injured...

Well, under the slightly messy eyes of the fans at the scene, the scene that happened in the third quarter was staged again.

The only difference this time is that Pierce's "condition" looks more serious. He was carried to the player channel by four teammates.

And what no one may have noticed is that Tony Allen, who was lifting Pierce's front foot, was frowning all the time...

After reaching the player channel, Pierce sat in a wheelchair, and he seemed to communicate with the team doctor.

After entering the tunnel, the team doctor blocked the reporter from following the camera, and then left quickly.

Pierce turned sideways at this time, covering his knees with his hands and expressing pain.

He might never have imagined that he spat trash talk at Sun Hao, and it turned out...

The last clown turned out to be himself...

...

Pierce's departure was extremely fatal to the Celtics.

You must know that relying on his performance of scoring 5 points in a row before leaving the field, the Celtics can bite the score with the Lakers.

Now as soon as he leaves the field, the situation on the Celtics field is immediately on the verge of collapse.

Then, Sun Hao accelerated the process.

He first intercepted a pass from Garnett on the defensive end, and then gave Hill a sudden point on the offensive end.

After Hill hit a three-pointer, the point difference on the field came to 12 points, and the balance of victory began to completely tilt to the Lakers' side.

"He.is.back.too!"

About three minutes later, Smith was pleasantly surprised to find Pierce at the entrance of the player tunnel!

There was also a burst of cheers at the scene.

Today's game is really interesting!

First, Sun Hao was injured and staged The Return of the King, and now Pierce is back!

Is this playing a script? !

Pierce's return drew cheers from the fans at the scene.

Still the same sentence, he is different from Sun Hao, because this is his home stadium, and his return is a great spiritual encouragement for the entire arena.

However, that doesn't really make much sense.

Because during the time he left, the Lakers have opened the point difference to 15+!

With only four minutes left in the game, this is already an insurmountable gap for the Celtics.

Although Pierce also played well after he came back, he scored all the remaining 6 points of the Celtics.

But in the end, the Lakers defeated the Celtics 97-85 and won this key victory.

Sun Hao scored a game-high 42 points, 25 of which were scored after returning from injury.

At the press conference after the game, the reporters naturally asked Sun Hao and Pierce about the injury during the game.

Both answers were also consistent.

They were injured, but it was a hard injury. It hurts when they are injured, but it will be fine if they get over it.

And after the game, they will go to check again.

Well, some things are never said in front of the media.

It's the same for Pierce, and it's the same for Sun Hao.

As for the funny scene that Sun Hao saw in the fourth quarter, he just had to keep it in his heart.

Now for the Lakers, winning this game and leading 3-1 by a big score, they are really close to the Dynasty!