I Am Shocked That You Call This Cultivation

Translator: Atlas Studios  Editor: Atlas Studios

The teachers and students of Qin Kai Cultivation School started an intense discussion on the field. This was definitely a major event in the history of Qin Kai Cultivation School.
Despite having seen it yesterday, the principal of Qin Kai Cultivation School, Uncle Xun, was still extremely shocked after seeing the phenomenon on the screen.
“Unbelievable. Could that person be here right now?”
Uncle Xun glanced over his shoulder. He was sitting up front and had the best view of all the teachers and students on the field. He took a good look at each of them and wished that he had a magnifying glass to get a better look at them.
He had to find the expert who caused the phenomenon last night!
Meanwhile…
Dali, who was sweeping nearby, recovered from his shock. He didn’t expect Qin Kai Cultivation School to have such a powerful immortal!
He had been working in Qin Kai Cultivation School for so long, but he had never heard of this person.
Of all the days that it could happen, why did it happen yesterday…
Suddenly, a person appeared in Dali’s mind.
It was a thin young man.
It was a fellow young man he had seen recently.
Dali recalled that this young man seemed to have moved into the neighborhood last night.
Da Li shook his head violently. After all, how could it be possible?
“That young man hasn’t even entered the elementary level of the Qi Refinement Stage yet. It’s probably just my senile decay. The phenomenon last night was something that could only be caused by immortals above the Tribulation Stage. How could it possibly be that young man?”
Da Li shook his head and smiled bitterly as he tried to forget about it. He thought that the immortal naturally had his own reasons for not wanting to reveal himself. He was just like that neighborhood expert and did not want to be disturbed.
Dali did not delve deeper into this question. At his age, he had already become indifferent to powerful immortals.
“Just do your job, Dali. What Tribulation Stage? What Immortal? None of this is my business.”
Dali returned to work with the broom in his hand.
Today, it was his turn to be in charge of cleaning the field. Dali looked around and searched for the rubbish such as paper scraps nearby.
Dali had his own method of cleaning. First, he would do a big-scale clean-up on the entire area. Only after that would he go and clean up the trash that he missed.
Meanwhile, Chen Pingan was still frozen in place.
“An expert in Qin Kai Cultivation School?”
What was the meaning of this?
He had finally gotten out of one sticky situation just to end up in another.
Apparently, it was now the Qin Kai Cultivation School’s expert’s turn to reveal himself.
Chen Pingan looked at all of the teachers and students on the field with a stiff expression. Could the expert be hiding among them?
It seemed as if Chen Pingan was triggering the appearance of experts wherever he went.
What kind of an ability was this!?
Suddenly, Chen Pingan’s hair stood on end as his body trembled uncontrollably, his face turning pale!
He saw Uncle Xun looking at him and also saw Dali, who had been sweeping the floor in the staff dormitory yesterday!
Why was Dali on the field?!
Also, why were Uncle Xun and Dali looking at him like that?!
Could it be…
Could it be that one of them was the expert from last night?
Chen Pingan couldn’t stay here any longer. He immediately withdrew his Spirit Sense and fled with all his might. After all, he would simply be courting death if he kept trying to show off his Spirit Sense.
“Hu hu hu…”
Chen Pingan lay on the bed and panted heavily. His clothes were drenched in cold sweat, and a chill ran down his spine.
Could one of them be the expert?
Uncle Xun was the principal of the school. When Chen Pingan went to report yesterday, Chen Pingan did hear Uncle Xun mention that he was staying late in the school office.
Which meant that Uncle Xun had been in school the entire night!
“So… it was Uncle Xun?”
Chen Pingan felt that his brain power was about to run out. After thinking it over, he felt that the probability of Uncle Xun being the expert was the greatest!
Strange phenomena had appeared in both the neighborhood and in Qin Kai Cultivation School. And Uncle Xun had been in both places!
“It’s hard to believe that this is just a coincidence.”
“Also, why was Uncle Li looking at me like that?”
There was something wrong with these two.
“When I see these two people in the future, I’ll definitely stay far away from them. That’s right, I just have to stay away from them.”
He had already become a teacher at Qin Kai Cultivation School. In the short term, he would not be able to move home.
Even if he wanted to, where else could he move to? If he moved back to Xin Guang Residence, the danger there would still be just as high.
“I’m just a small fry. As long as I don’t provoke them, they won’t even bother to pay me any attention.”
Chen Pingan made up his mind to be more careful in school in the future and try to avoid interacting with Uncle Xun and Dali.
After being frightened in the field, Chen Pingan felt exhausted. He laid on the bed for a while before getting up and going to the fridge to find some food that could fill his stomach.
“I wonder what the future…”
Chen Pingan lowered his head and sighed. His beautiful school life had turned into a cat-and-mouse chase!
Chen Pingan wanted to forget about it. After all, there was no point in thinking too much.
He thought that he would just deal with it in the future.
…
On the field of Qin Kai Cultivation School.
Uncle Xun looked away in disappointment. There seemed to be nothing unusual about this group of teachers and students. He wondered if the expert was somewhere else.
However, the teachers and students of the school were all here, so who else could it possibly be?
“Wait, someone isn’t here! Chen Pingan!”
Uncle Xun’s eyes flared. However, the light in his eyes quickly went out in the next second.
Uncle Xun thought about it for a while and realized that it was impossible.
After all, in his eyes, Chen Pingan hadn’t even entered the elementary level of the Qi Refinement Stage yet, so how could he be an immortal?
What nonsense!
But then, Uncle Xun realized that it was true that the commotion only started after Chen Pingan had moved into Qin Kai Cultivation School.
Could it be that…
Uncle Xun quickly dismissed his thoughts. After all, he couldn’t feel any Spirit Qi from that young man.
“That young man stays at home every day. He doesn’t cultivate or work hard. When I saw him previously, he was sloppy all over. There’s no way he’s actually an immortal.”
In Uncle Xun’s eyes, Chen Pingan looked like he was only twenty years old. Even if Chen Pingan was not as decadent as he initially imagined, there’s still no way Uncle Xun would believe that Chen Pingan was an immortal.
The more Uncle Xun deduced, the more he felt that he had been overthinking. He wondered if it had all been one big coincidence. Chen Pingan had coincidentally moved into the school’s staff dormitory last night while an immortal was cultivating.
However, he was not a person who would make arbitrary decisions. He still wanted to find some opportunities to test Chen Pingan and verify his speculation just in case.
“There’s no time like the present. I’ll test him today to see if he’s truly an immortal.”
Uncle Xun revealed a smile that seemed quite amiable to outsiders and withdrew the various thoughts in his mind. After all, he could always take it slow since the person in question was already in his territory. Here in the school, he was the one who called the shots.
At this moment, Chen Pingan, who was eating instant noodles, suddenly sneezed.
“Do I have a cold?”
He mumbled to himself while thinking about other things. There was no class today, so he didn’t have to go anywhere.
Chen Pingan wondered how he could kill time today.
Brother Xiong had left on a trip and was bringing his students to Star City for a competition. He would not be at Qin Kai Cultivation School for the time being.
“Other than Brother Xiong, I don’t know anyone at Qin Kai Cultivation School. I don’t think there’s anywhere I could go.”
Just then, the phone screen on the sofa lit up and then went off.
“I wonder who it is?”
Chen Pingan walked over and leaned lazily on the sofa before picking up his phone.
The phone was unlocked and Chen Pingan saw a text message from an unknown number.
He looked at the string of numbers and fell into deep thought. The number looked familiar, as if he had seen them somewhere before.
As his cultivation level increased, Chen Pingan’s memory had become several times better than before.. With just a quick glance of something, he would be able to retain it in his memory.