I am Quaresma

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Schuster also knows that Quaresma is definitely going for the Golden Boot, and in the last two games, he will definitely let Quaresma play to maintain his form, and finally put Quaresma in the bad situation. Just replace Sma.

He didn't want to alienate Quaresma over such a trivial matter.

Players have demands, and if they are reasonable, there is no reason why they should not be satisfied.

Therefore, in the penultimate round of La Liga against Zaragoza, Schuster gave Quaresma 70 minutes of playing time.

Such a long time is enough for Quaresma to be on the court!

In fact, he is indeed a wave.

He broke the deadlock in the opening 2 minutes, gave Zaragoza a slap in the face, and contributed to his aspirations for the European Golden Boot in his best way.

In fact, the opponent Zaragoza is also quite helpless. I thought that Real Madrid could let them go if they had no desires or demands. After all, their current relegation situation is very severe.

But I never expected that Real Madrid really wanted nothing, and Quaresma, who is always habitually paddling, started to use them to swipe their data. How can they justify it?

Well, muster up your courage and fight back, or you will be downgraded if you don't fight back!

However, before their counterattack came out, they were counterattacked by Quaresma...

It is always such an unreasonable operation. No defensive player can catch up with Quaresma's counterattack speed. Zaragoza's right back and the central defender on this side can't even block Quaresma. I realized that being strung together like candied haws has become a model of stupidity.

34 balls!

Quaresma felt that he could probably sit back and relax and wait for the European Ballon d'Or to drop from the sky.

Even if Ronaldo exploded in the last two rounds, he may not be able to surpass Quaresma. Besides, Quaresma is not idle, he can still score goals!

Relying on two goals from Quaresma in the first half, Real Madrid took the lead against Zaragoza.

Although the opponents actively counterattacked in the second half, hoping to cause trouble for Real Madrid, and even get points from Real Madrid to fight for their own relegation, but in fact, it was still Real Madrid who won the game in the end.

Don't look at Real Madrid's high-score rotation players, but with Quaresma as the pinnacle of the sea, no opponent dares to underestimate Real Madrid.

Of course, Quaresma also failed to score in the second half and was replaced by Schuster in the 70th minute.

Enough is enough to score goals, you can't exhaust your energy just to score statistics, and then you can't stand up at critical moments, right?

In the end, Real Madrid won the opponent in the away game and achieved an easy victory. Even if the opponent was a terrible relegation opponent, it still did not cause too much trouble for Real Madrid.

After the game, the media praised Quaresma's performance. Although 34 goals did not break La Liga's personal scoring record in a single season, this is still a daunting statistic.

You know, this is the number of goals scored in La Liga when Quaresma frequently participated in the rotation and focused more on the Champions League.

If Quaresma does not need to focus on the Champions League, then no one knows how many goals Quaresma will score in La Liga.

Calculating the playing time, if a player maintains full attendance in La Liga, then his playing time should be 3420 minutes.

Quaresma's playing time in La Liga this season is only 2380 minutes. Even if Quaresma played a full game in the last round of the league, his playing time is nearly 1,000 minutes worse than other full-time players.

How many goals can you score in 1000 minutes?

Perhaps for many players, 1000 minutes may not even see the shadow of a goal. Even some excellent shooters may not be able to score 10 goals.

Judging from Quaresma's current scoring efficiency,

34 goals can be scored in 2380 minutes, which is equivalent to one goal in 70 minutes. Then, if Quaresma is full attendance, he can score 49 goals.

And it should be noted that in Quaresma's rotation and rest games, the opponents are generally underdogs, which are more suitable for scoring goals.

In the face of super teams such as Barcelona and Villarreal, Quaresma can block and kill the gods. Then, in the face of a belly, can't he score goals with his butt?

Irresponsible estimates, if Quaresma is really full attendance, then La Liga goals in a season will definitely be more than 50 goals, and there is no cap.

This is simply the most terrifying BUG in world football!

Look at Quaresma's competitors in La Liga this season, well, let's call them competitors!

Now ranked second in the La Liga scorer list is Mallorca striker Guisa. In the 37 league rounds that have ended, the Spanish striker has scored a total of 26 goals. Note that this is when Guiza became Madrid. Lorca's thigh, the data completed almost at full attendance.

Almost only half of Quaresma's scoring efficiency!

Ranked third on the scorer list is Quaresma's good friend Fabiano. The Brazilian has exploded this season. Even though he is keen on collecting small movies, it has not affected his state in the game. The previous league A total of 24 goals were scored.

Of course, this data is not comparable to Quaresma.

As for Aguero and Nihat, who scored 18 goals, and Raul and Villa, who scored 16 goals, they couldn't even see Quaresma's taillights.

All the shooters on the La Liga scorer list look bleak under the dazzling performance of Quaresma.

Some people have noticed the European Golden Boot. Among the five major leagues, only Ronaldo is likely to catch up with Quaresma. However, with Quaresma's current state, as long as he wants, then the European Golden Boot is It is impossible to be taken away by Ronaldo.

In fact, Ronaldo has long boasted to Quaresma, saying that he can get the European Golden Boot. Although Quaresma knew that he was talking big, he was still very happy to bet with Ronaldo.

If Quaresma loses, then Quaresma will take out a picture of Mourinho and kiss in public after scoring a goal in the first round of next season. If Ronaldo loses, the same is true.

Mourinho:  …

But now it seems that Ronaldo is destined to have a romantic legend with Mourinho.

How could Quaresma lose?

Even if Ronaldo scored a hat-trick in the last round, and his seniors and even five sons were admitted, then, wouldn't Quaresma score more goals than him?

If you enter one, I will enter two;

If you enter two, I will enter three;

If you enter three, I will enter four;

You get four...don't make a fuss, you can't get four at all...

Scoring goals, Quaresma is a professional!

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