I am Quaresma

Does Quaresma hate Barcelona?

That must be indispensable!

Not to mention his predecessor who was kicked out, he himself does not have any good feelings for Barcelona.

Therefore, if he really meets Barcelona, ​​even if he vomits blood, he will make Barcelona look good!

Of course, with Porto's current strength, encountering Barcelona is really inevitable, and Quaresma is also very helpless about this.

He only hopes that he will not meet Barcelona for the time being, and give himself a room to grow, and at the same time give Porto a room to grow.

When my skills are great, I will teach Barcelona to be a man in minutes.

Still the same sentence - wait for me for three years!

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Due to the fierce fight against CSKA Moscow, Del Neri adopted a certain degree of rotation. In the eyes of Del Neri, Quaresma is not considered a strong man, so he was also on the rotation list, not even the big list. go in.

After all, the opponent Estorí is weak, and Porto is playing at home, so it is difficult for the opponent to cause any disturbance.

However, although he was unable to participate in the competition, Quaresma did not relax at all during training. He trained hard not for the competition, but to improve himself.

After the team finished training, Quaresma practiced on the training ground for an extra hour as usual. If it weren't for the dark clouds in the sky, and it was going to rain, Quaresma might not have left so early.

Riding his own spinning bike, Quaresma galloped along the side of the road. When he got excited, he even dared to race against passing cars. Although he always lost badly, it didn't stop him from enjoying it.

However, after riding home, he looked in the mirror and looked at his disheveled appearance. Quaresma felt that he should buy a car.

It's not that there is anything wrong with bicycles, the key is that it is really detrimental to the image.

For example, if you meet a beautiful girl on the road and want to strike up a conversation, but the girl sees your unkempt appearance, it will be strange if she is willing to talk to you.

It would be different if it was changed to a sports car with a boom. It is estimated that the little girl opened the co-pilot's door and sat in it every minute.

Well, that's the decision, buy a car!

But a second later, Quaresma scratched his head, should he take a driver's license test before buying a car?

Generally, after Europeans become adults, they basically have to take a driver's license test, which can be used as an ID card.

But Quaresma has never been tested!

When he was in Sporting Lisbon, he was busy practicing and had no time. In Barcelona, ​​he was not in a good mood and was not in the mood, so he still doesn't have a driver's license.

What happens if I drive without a license?

After thinking about it, Quaresma called Baia, who was a lawyer, and asked him if he was right.

If driving without a license is just a fine, then Quaresma is too lazy to take the test. He doesn't believe that the traffic police stop him every day!

"Hey, Attorney Baier, I'm asking you a question seriously!" Quaresma said with a smile.

Baia pouted on the other end of the phone, "It's very indecent to hear you say that, okay?"

Quaresma ignored Baia's thoughts and asked his own question: "If I get caught driving without a license, what will I do?"

"Shoot!" Baia replied resoundingly.

Quaresma shuddered when he heard this answer, and cold sweat broke out on his back!

I'm just driving without a license. Is it such a big crime?

You want to shoot me straight away?

"You didn't lie to me?" Quaresma asked nervously with a trembling voice.

"That's right, if you were caught by the police for driving without a license, with your personality, in order to avoid punishment, I think you would definitely run over the policeman to death and run away, then you would have committed murder, and there is nothing wrong with being shot! "

At that time, Quaresma was in a bad mood!

What the hell are you talking about?

How insane do I have to be to commit murder for driving without a license?

It turns out that Baia is the most unscrupulous person.

"Okay, then you are going to help me plead not guilty of murder!" Quaresma said angrily, and then he was about to hang up the phone.

Baia's excited voice came from the other end of the phone, "Then let's talk about the legal fee first, don't...beep..."

The whole world is quiet!

Don't say anything, go get your driver's license first!

 …

Early the next morning, Quaresma took a taxi and went straight to the largest driving school in Porto. Like Huaxia, if you want to get a driver's license here, you must first pass the training of the driving school.

But when I got the training instructions at the driving school, I almost knelt down!

Nima actually has a total of 28 theory lessons and 32 driving lessons!

I just want to get a driver's license, not the college entrance examination!

Are you going to train me to be an F1 driver?

"Then do you have a way to speed up the speed of my driver's license?" After thinking about it, Quaresma asked meaningfully, as long as there is a way, it will be easy to deal with.

The person in charge of the driving school looked at Quaresma comprehendingly, and said in a low voice: "If you are willing to pay 400 euros more, then the theoretical training can be omitted, as long as you are confident that you can pass the exam!"

400 euros?

Quaresma figured it out, and it was roughly equivalent to three hours of his salary, which can be said to be a good deal.

After paying the money without hesitation, the person in charge of the driving school immediately arranged a coach for Quaresma and started the class directly.

Time is money, an attitude Quaresma appreciates.

Then start practicing!

"Hi, I'm your coach, you can call me Bruno, of course, you can also call me by my nickname—Devil Coach!"

A muscular man appeared in front of Quaresma. Looking at his size, Quaresma felt that he was a bit inferior to being a driving school instructor. Road robbery definitely earned more than the coach...

What devil coach?

Don't you think this nickname is very low-key?

However, Quaresma came to learn how to drive, not to make trouble, so naturally he would not choke casually. After getting to know him for a while, Quaresma followed the coach to the coach's car.

But before the coach could speak, Quaresma was a little dazed?

Isn't it one-to-one teaching?

Why is there a girl in the car?

Seeing Quaresma's doubts, the coach shrugged and explained: "I don't know what's going on. Anyway, the supervisor told me that the two of you are in class together. If you have any questions, you should ask him!"

Only then did Quaresma see the girl's appearance, which really surprised him.

She has the typical appearance of a European and American goddess, with beautiful skin and a sexy figure. I am afraid that most young models will be eclipsed in front of her.

It turned out that he planned to ask the person in charge of the driving school, how could two people be in class at the same time?

But now, he feels that the person in charge of the driving school is probably also working hard.

I spent an extra 400 euros, not only do I not need to take so many theoretical classes, but also have beautiful women to accompany me to class?

Well worth the 400 Euros!

Now he really wants to ask the person in charge of the driving school, if I give you another 800 euros, can you still find me two beauties of the same quality to accompany me in class?

I am not short of money!

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