I am Quaresma

Chapter 333 Don't think I'm joking (two in one)

? Quaresma's goal turned the San Siro into hell.

The Milan player looked at Quaresma with a hint of fear in his eyes.

Can you really win against such a man?

The last time they met, Porto, who was completely incompetent, had already driven Milan to a dead end, and Quaresma was already amazing at that time.

And a season later, Quaresma appeared in front of him like a god, and brought them only despair!

Three goals and one assist in two rounds. Arsenal's four goals are all related to him. It is not an exaggeration to say that he defeated Milan by himself.

He is so strong!

Strong enough to compete with Milan!

Is this man a god?

A season ago, what he said seemed to be still in my ears, and a season later, his words came true!

Milan were beaten by Quaresma, and Milan paid the worst price for everything they ever did, and that's what Quaresma promised back then.

Seedorf looked at Quaresma, who was like a god, and was already embarrassed and could not wait to be replaced.

It seems that the initiator of all this is not Quaresma, but the root cause of his shameless diving last season, and he is the culprit.

No one wants to lose, and no one wants to lose in such a humiliating way!

If there is a choice, Seedorf must not have fallen in Porto's box again last season.

He regrets it!

He doesn't even know how to atone for his sins!

Can I do it all over again?

The slap slapped on the face, the pumping was red, and the blood rushed to the top of the head, he was about to explode!

Unlike Seedorf's embarrassment, Kaka's eyes were lost, as if he had fallen into self-doubt and denial for a time.

The game hit him too hard!

Quaresma's unstoppable figure also hit him too hard!

As the hottest superstar in European football in recent seasons,

Kaka has his own pride.

He is convinced that as long as he continues to progress at the current rate of progress, he will surely reach the top of world football and look at more colorful scenery.

However, compared with the bright Quaresma at the moment, he has been eclipsed and insignificant!

He lost!

He lost completely with Milan!

He needs to find a place to be quiet, secretly lick the wound, whether he can come out in the future, even he himself does not know!

More Milanese seem to have lost their minds in desperation and fell to the Champions League semi-finals. This is an extremely cruel result, and everyone can no longer bear it!

Even after the restart of the game, the Milan players are still attacking Arsenal's half, but they have lost their souls like walking dead and have no life at all!

Suspense ends!

After Arsenal blocked Milan's final attack, the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game.

everything is over!

The San Siro stadium has issued its own whine!

Amidst the screams, the most passionate celebration of the Arsenal players was completely out of tune with the atmosphere of the scene.

Nobody cares!

Losers, just find a place to cry silently!

We just want to celebrate!

What if this is the San Siro!

I embraced passionately with my teammates, everyone had exaggerated expressions of excitement on their faces, and everyone had completely let go of themselves, shouting, laughing, and roaring to their heart’s content!

we won!

Champions League final, here we come!

Come to the stands where a small group of Arsenal fans are, wave to the fans who have come from afar to say thank you, and also celebrate this victory for all Arsenal people.

Milan fans have already left the stadium angrily. This is a moment for the king to celebrate, and it has nothing to do with them losers.

Instead of staying here to see the disgusting faces of Arsenal people, find a bar and get drunk!

Fortunately, Milan is still in the air, and there is no such thing as turning on the stadium's irrigation system and pouring the opponent's players into a mess when the opponent celebrates the victory.

Of course, it is also possible that the turf manager of the San Siro stadium did not think of such a rude operation...

Enough of the fuss before the Arsenal players went back to the dressing room, showered and changed, and if this was their home ground, they might have been mad until the next morning.

"Let's go, go to the press conference!" Wenger called Quaresma, who was making trouble with his teammates, with a smile on his face: "I know you've been waiting for this day for a long time."

Quaresma looked at Wenger in amazement. Am I being obvious?

He laughed dumbly, and then shook his head, it seems that he really can't hide this little thought from others.

When Wenger and Wenger walked into the press conference before and after, the reporters were already waiting anxiously, the spotlights were flashing, and Quaresma couldn't open his eyes for a while!

Human rights!

Isn't it said that human rights are most respected in Western countries?

How come I didn't feel this?

Needless to say, the frequent flashing of the spotlight will definitely affect the eyesight, but the reporter completely ignored these and kept flashing, for fear of missing the best angle and opportunity for taking pictures!

But talking about human rights with journalists here is undoubtedly meaningless, because you must first make it clear that it is people who are standing in front of you.

Sitting in his seat in a good time, although he has only passed through two seasons, Quaresma has already trained into an old driver because of the many shining points and topics on his body.

The first half of the press conference had nothing to do with Quaresma. The reporters were mainly asking questions about Ancelotti and Wenger. There were too many topics in the game itself, and there was such an unexpected result. The two coaches are now The mood is really two extremes.

"It's a pity that we were not able to win Arsenal at home. For the unsatisfactory result of not being able to reach the Champions League final, I would like to say sorry to the majority of Milan fans!"

"In the game itself, there were too many surprises. I didn't expect Arsenal to adopt such conservative tactics. It's not like two teams of the same level are competing, their thinking is too utilitarian!"

"If Arsenal choose to attack, then I have the confidence to lead Milan to reverse the score and eliminate Arsenal, but unfortunately, it is not offensive football but utilitarian football that will advance to the final!"

"Milan are still strong, they didn't win the title this season, but there is another season, next year, we will come again, we will definitely win the Champions League!"

...

Ancelotti didn't find a good defense foothold, and he could only use Arsenal's defensive football in this game as an example.

Of course, that's actually the case, Arsenal is indeed quite utilitarian.

Wenger doesn't care what Ancelotti says, because Arsenal have won anyway, so what's the point of letting the losers complain?

But Wenger doesn't care, it doesn't mean Quaresma doesn't care.

It is true that Ancelotti is a well-known good man in football, but he also has his position and his interests.

"Utilitarian football?" Quaresma picked up the microphone and said with a sarcastic expression: "Utilitarian football is at least played openly on the field. It's better than playing those shameless conspiracies!"

Ancelotti's face froze, and it became ugly again.

The reporters in the audience were very excited, and as soon as Quaresma opened his mouth, he wanted to do something.

He was clearly talking about Seedorf's diving in the penalty area last season!

Is he going to talk about this for the rest of his life?

"Arsenal eliminated Milan. This is a happy ending. Compared with diving, fans obviously prefer to watch Arsenal beat their opponents with the most beautiful football, don't they?"

"I said it would cost Milan, and now I do!"

"Although it's a pity to say it, it's a bit early to meet Milan, and I couldn't let Milan fall in the final final, but people should be content."

"Of course, I also welcome Milan to challenge us, and I'm looking forward to the next match!"

"Finally, a friendly reminder, don't dive anymore, my temper is not good, I am afraid of myself when I break out, I am afraid that I will not help but bloody Milan!"

"Don't think I'm joking!"

...

Reisma said these words in a joking tone, but it made the reporters in the audience feel a deep chill!

Can't be bothered!

Quaresma's character is simply a slap in the face!

Barcelona, ​​who swept him out of the house, was always remembered by him, and Milan, who eliminated him by despicable means, was also retaliated by him after a season.

Provoking him, I am afraid it will not end well!

I am afraid that many Milan fans have begun to complain about Seedorf at this time. Why did they use despicable means to win last season?

Wouldn't it be nice to just knock out Porto?

If it hadn't been so filthy as before, I'm afraid Quaresma wouldn't have gone completely berserk in these two rounds, maybe Milan still has hope of advancing to the final!

But now it's all over!

After speaking, Quaresma looked at the reporters who were speechless in shock, smiled and put down the microphone.

...

Staying overnight in Milan, although the players wanted to go to the night stadium to continue celebrating, who would have thought that Wenger would let the assistant coach sit in the lobby of the hotel just to block them.

Excited all night, when we had breakfast the next day, everyone looked at each other with big dark circles and smiled, with the consensus of "So you can't sleep either."

After a key battle, although public opinion habitually exploded, although there has been a wave after the first round of the game, and now it may only be at the level of aftershocks, it still caused widespread repercussions among the fans.

Arsenal hold on at the San Siro!

No matter how big the advantage Milan has in the game, it doesn't eliminate the opponent if it doesn't eliminate the opponent, and it doesn't even win the home game. This is a competitive sport based on the final value of results, not to mention, Milan can't talk about it. Although the defeat is still glorious.

Of course, Milan also had the opportunity to come back in the game, especially after scoring a goal, it was very proud, but it collapsed after Quaresma and a sharp counterattack.

In the face of Milan, if Quaresma's absolute performance is seen, he has not only completed revenge, but even created a new hatred.

Now it's Milan's turn to hate Quaresma!

He is simply an executioner!

After scoring a goal as desired, Quaresma has scored 14 goals in the Champions League this season, tying the record set by Milan player Artafini.

When the record is brought up now, it will also have Quaresma's name on it.

And the Champions League is not over yet, as long as he can score a goal in the final final, then he will enjoy this record alone and become the object of worship of countless people.

It seems the fans have run out of words to praise Quaresma, because everything pales in comparison to Quaresma's performance, which is always the same passion.

There are countless praises and virtues, and Quaresma's god-level performance is a convincing five-body throw.

After eliminating Milan, the next opponent is not Barcelona!

Yes, in another semi-final, Barcelona eliminated the La Liga powerhouse Villarreal and entered the final as desired, becoming Arsenal's final opponent.

Quaresma's revenge journey continues!

As for whether he can really lead Arsenal to the Champions League, everything can only be revealed after the game!

That scene has made everyone look forward to it.

...

Back in London, Arsenal got a limited break.

The final of the Champions League does not mean that they can sleep on the credit book. Neither front has come to an end, and there is no champion in hand, how can they relax?

Of course, the unprecedented outstanding results still made the atmosphere of the training ground very relaxed.

It's like now, Eboue kept scratching his private parts through his shorts when doing warm-up moves, and his winking expression was so wretched and wretched, he made his teammates on the opposite side beat him very much.

This stuff sucks!

Quaresma would like to ask him, are you wearing sweater shorts?

Is it so itchy?

Are you already charged with static electricity?

If the person standing in front of Eboue at this time was a girl, it would not be too much to sue him for sexual harassment!

"It's not enough to see you scratching, or I'll scratch it for you?" Van Persie couldn't bear to see it, and pouted to Eboue.

Eboue instantly made an expression of non-rejection, looking very expectant.

And then Van Persie was scared away!

The teammates covered their stomachs with laughter, and couldn't help but began to beat the ground to calm themselves down.

At this moment, Flamini rushed into the locker room and ran out quickly, with one more thing in his hand.

"This is the latest high-tech product from our lab. No matter which part of your body is itchy, you don't need to ask anyone for help, you can solve the problem yourself!"

Handing things over to Eboue, Flamini has completed the transition from professional player to salesman.

"It's a switch. Through the conversion of electricity and mechanical force, the mechanical action is completed. There are electronic chips in it that can adjust the force according to your body's real-time feedback, and at the same time..."

Flamini still has the expression of "you can't buy a dollar, you can't be deceived, and you can't be fooled by a dollar", which is extremely vivid.

However, Quaresma looked at the thing in his hand in a daze.

Why does this thing feel like it's tickling?

Still electric?

Don't you think it's more appropriate to give Eboue a plane cup at this time?

For the first time, Keresma felt that Flamini, a salesman, was a little unprofessional!

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