I am Quaresma

There was no press conference or appearance ceremony. Quaresma just held up his Porto No. 7 jersey and took a photo with Porto Chairman Da Costa. In the photo, Quaresma's smile is very formulaic.

It's a bit shabby, other big stars are picked up by thousands of people, tens of thousands of people attend the unveiling ceremony, and countless fans cry to death. Referring to the transfer of Ronaldo in the previous life, no matter in Madrid or Turin, almost all of them have done it Crowds are empty.

well! People have to throw away more than people!

But fortunately, it seems that he is not hopeless, at least with the understanding of the development of world football, he is confident to live a different and wonderful life.

If you can't cross into Ronaldo, let Quaresma become a better star than Ronaldo.

Coincidentally, when he thought of Ronaldo, Quaresma received his call. Of course, his Ronaldo is just called Ronaldinho now.

"Hey, brother, I heard from Jorge that you have returned to Portugal! How are you feeling now?" The voice on the other end of the phone seemed a little cynical.

"If you came to see my joke, then I'm sorry to disappoint you!" Quaresma responded with a smile.

Ronaldo knew that Quaresma couldn't see, but he still couldn't help but shrugged, "That's really a pity, I thought I would see your weak side, it seems that my idea of ​​comforting you is in vain !"

Quaresma smiled warmly, and he heard concern from Ronaldo's tone.

It was known in the previous life that the relationship between the two was very good, as close as brothers, now it seems that it is really not fake news.

Both made their debut in the Portuguese Super League Sporting Lisbon. They are equally talented and unruly. It is not surprising that they become brothers.

Speaking of which, Quaresma is two years older than Ronaldo, and he is considered a big brother. He has taught Ronaldo his unique skills. On the training ground, there are always laughter from the two of them practicing.

It's a pity that after leaving Sporting Lisbon at the same time, the development of the two was completely different. One soared to the top of the world football, but the other failed to live up to his talent and became a football prodigal. everyone.

However, this will still not affect the relationship between the two. When they meet, they will still hug each other and recall the once green years.

"No, I do need your comfort. I need you to come to my bed on lonely nights. Maybe holding your slippery body will make me feel better!" Quaresma couldn't help himself when he said this. Laugh out loud!

"Get out!" Ronaldo probably has a black line on his head.

"Okay, let's be serious. In fact, it's good to return to the Portuguese Super League. I always feel that a team like Barcelona is not suitable for me, nor is it suitable for you. Now you can start again when you return to Porto. I believe in your strength. , you will definitely be able to shine in the top teams of the five major leagues again! You will definitely be able to!"

Ronaldo's tone was a little passionate. When he encouraged Quaresma, it seemed that the BGM had already sounded with him. He felt that he was too talented for speeches!

But Quaresma on the other end of the phone rolled his eyes. This doesn't sound like what Luo was saying when he was three years old. The character design is wrong. Did this guy take the wrong lines?

"Your crappy way of consoling you really cares! It's better to tell me a joke to make me laugh!" Quaresma pretended to sigh, and said helplessly.

Ronaldo got a conclusion from Quaresma's tone, it seems that Quaresma seems to be no big deal.

"It's good if I can come to comfort you, but you still have to ask me to find a few young models to accompany you to indulge once, so that you can get out of the slump?" Ronaldo said disdainfully.

Quaresma laughed, because he remembered that Ronaldo was an out-and-out playboy, especially when he was young, not to mention changing girlfriends every day and singing every night!

"I advise you to calm down and not be drained by England's third-version girls. Isn't it good to have a stable girlfriend?"

say so,

But he knows that getting the young Ronaldo to take care of him is as difficult as getting him to give up playing football.

As Ronaldo's big brother, he felt that he had to persuade Ronaldo. For such a thing, he just wanted to say --- please take me next time!

"Can you stop nagging like my old man, but when it comes to girlfriends, I think I'm really unlucky these days!"

Quaresma grinned, although he didn't know what happened to Ronaldo, it didn't stop him from being curious about gossip.

"What unlucky thing, tell me quickly to make me happy!"

Ronaldo swears that he really wants to beat Quaresma, the old man's tone is too cheap.

But thinking about the distance between England and Portugal, he still sighed, gave up the idea of ​​dying with Quaresma, and said helplessly: "Recently, I was dating a model, and I wanted to give her a necklace to coax her Happy, you know, girls need a little surprise from time to time!"

"But I don't know the length of the necklace, so I thought of a way."

"While she is sleeping at night, wrap a rope around her neck and measure it!"

"What do you think of the result?"

"She actually woke up!"

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Hearing this, Quaresma spurted out a mouthful of orange juice, and he knelt down to Ronaldo!

"So now you're calling me in prison?" Quaresma probably had only one answer in his mind.

In fact, he wanted to know whether Ronaldo was forgiven by the model in every possible way, or just killed the model by doing nothing...

"That's why I bought her five necklaces to get her forgiveness, otherwise I might really be in prison now!"

Ronaldo's voice on the other end of the phone was full of grievances and melancholy. After encountering such a thing, it is estimated that no one would be in a better mood.

Then Ronaldo is very interesting. I have so many bad things in my mind, but I can still think of comforting myself. In fact, I should comfort him by myself...

"Since you have already paid for five necklaces, I think you don't mind paying for one more necklace. I think I need someone to give me a necklace to make me forget my unhappiness!"

Ronaldo: ...

After teasing Ronaldo for a while, Quaresma put down the phone, but there was a touch of warmth in his heart.

Sometimes you don't need to say too much between brothers, just one action, one look, you can know how much he... despises you...

Well, a synonym for a brother is a bad friend, and there's nothing wrong with that.

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