I am Quaresma

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The draw for the Champions League round of 16 knockout rounds is over, and European football public opinion is occupied by the news of the draw.

But no matter what the quarrel outside, Arsenal have nothing to do with themselves, and now they have to prepare for the game against Manchester United.

Although Chelsea have dominated the Premier League in the past two seasons, in the past few seasons, the Premier League has been a situation of competition between Manchester United and Arsenal, so this is still the most heavyweight confrontation.

Because they have just drawn with Newcastle, and Manchester United have achieved a wave of four consecutive victories, the Red Devils have narrowed the gap with the Gunners, and the two teams are currently only one point apart.

If you want to keep the pressure on Chelsea and not be overtaken by Manchester United, Arsenal must defeat Manchester United at home, otherwise, Arsenal may fall out of the first group.

Regardless of the pressure on others, Quaresma is looking forward to this game. This is the first time he has played against Ronaldo in an official game, which is very meaningful.

"Ricciardo, we will definitely win this game! So, I will comfort you in advance!"

Ronaldo called, and unsurprisingly, he released harsh words on the phone.

Who gave you the courage to say such shameless words?

Manchester United's situation is no better than Arsenal's, everyone is only half a pound, and then it depends on the performance on the field.

Even Quaresma didn't dare to say that he would definitely win Manchester United. Ronaldo was so embarrassed in front of him that Quaresma swore that he really wanted to beat him up.

"If you have a kung fu for bragging, why don't you go and practice for a while, and you are so rude, if you lose then, you won't have to cry?"

If he remembers correctly, Cristiano Ronaldo cried several times on the court, but not only did he not destroy his domineering president's aura, but instead made fans feel that Cristiano Ronaldo had a real temperament, and Quaresma also beeped a dog !

Then this game I will make you cry again!

"I can definitely score in this game, and I can score two!" Ronaldo said still unconvinced.

"You only got two? I can get a billion!" Quaresma couldn't help teasing Ronaldo.

"roll!"

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In fact, Quaresma really felt that Ronaldo was shameless,

The current Cristiano Ronaldo is not the omnipotent Cristiano Ronaldo. He does not have many scoring opportunities on the wing, and he will not score more than 10 goals in a season.

If it is possible to score a goal against Arsenal, but if you want to score a brace, do you really think Arsenal's defense is muddy?

And Arsenal's left back is Ashley Cole. Now is the peak period of England's fullback. The defense is fierce and assists are sharp. If Ronaldo can't get it right, he will be devastated by defense.

Then don't really cry!

Just put down the phone, but the phone immediately remembered.

"I'm in London, treat me to dinner!" The voice on the other end of the phone was so assertive that Quaresma almost ran away.

"Why should I invite you to dinner?" Quaresma asked angrily.

The guy on the other end of the phone is Valente, the MILF controller who has moved to Everton from Porto this season.

After a stalemate, Valente's tone has become flattering, "The team is on vacation, I came to London to play, and I lost my wallet!"

Well, Quaresma couldn't really watch him wandering the streets, so after training, he went to pick up Valente and prepare to invite him to dinner at night.

However, the speeches of Quaresma and Valente were heard by Xiaofa next to them.

"Take me with you for dinner, I lost my wallet too!" Xiaofa said with a smile.

Quaresma's head turned black for a moment.

If you want to eat, just say eat, don't look for those fresh and refined reasons, so that he now suspects that Valente is also fooling himself.

Well, one sheep is driven, and two sheep are released, so it doesn't matter if you have an extra mouth.

Recently, Xiaofa and Quaresma have gotten very close. Although Quaresma doesn't like Xiaofa's liking of mature women, Xiaofa is still a good comrade in other places.

Xiaofa drove Quaresma straight to the city. The off-road vehicle Xiaofa just bought performed well, so Quaresma wanted to buy one too.

After receiving Valente, I helped the two introduce each other, and after a few polite words, I found a good restaurant and prepared to eat.

Quaresma felt that, after all, Xiaofa and Valente had a common language, so they could exchange experiences and maybe become good friends.

However, he soon regretted it.

Because listening to these two bastards enthusiastically discussing how to soak up the aunt during dinner is really a very unappetizing thing...

"You know? At their age, they may need more psychological care!"

"Yes, and girls are not as considerate as they are, and know how to take care of people!"

"And after years of flushing, their bodies also taste better and are far more attractive than young girls!"

"You know what? The last time I met a superb..."

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This is the dialogue between Valente and Xiaofa. Seeing that they have found a life confidant, Quaresma has an urge to slip away.

At this moment, a graceful mature woman walked into the restaurant. She was well-dressed and had a very predictable figure. Although she was not as youthful as a young girl, she also had a different taste.

Seeing this woman, Quaresma knew that the two beside him might have something to do!

Sure enough, the two guys who had been discussing in full swing just fixed their gazes on the woman, and with the swaying graceful manner of the woman walking, Quaresma clearly saw the saliva flowing from the corner of Xiaofa's mouth.

In the next second, Xiaofa and Valente turned to look at each other with vigilance in their eyes. Quaresma made up for the eye-to-eye dialogue between them.

"This is mine, go away!"

"Why is it yours, I want it too!"

"That's not good, it's mine anyway!"

"Otherwise we'll do our best!"

"Alright, but you definitely lose!"

"Not always!"

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After making eye contact, Xiaofa walked over to the table where the woman sat, looking polite, but with his age and appearance, it was as if he was looking for his mother.

Quaresma didn't know what Xiaofa said to the woman, the woman chuckled and shook her head, and then Xiaofa came back dejected, all the unhappiness written on her face.

"I said you can't do it, you'd better watch me go out, and when I'm done, don't be jealous!" Valente smiled proudly and set off.

But a minute later, Valente also forced a face to come back, obviously he also failed.

Quaresma was just sitting there watching a good show, but he was also curious that, with Valente's unfavorable advantages to MILFs, he would fail today, how amazing!

But when a little fat man walked in and sat directly on the milf's table, Quaresma understood the truth!

Nima, it turned out to be Rooney's milf, no wonder!

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