I am Kaka

Text Chapter 554: The Craziest Derby

After returning from Milan, Real Madrid quickly started the league journey.

The first one to meet was Atletico Madrid.

As we all know, La Liga claims to have 20 teams, but in fact Real Madrid and Barcelona form the Spanish Super League, and the remaining 18 teams are the real La Liga.

So the current Madrid derby heat is not even half of the Spanish national derby.

Atletico Madrid is facing a big enemy and is nervously preparing for the game, while Real Madrid does not care. The training on Saturday is still open to the public, and the players' faces do not show the tension before the battle at all.

At the press conference held after the training, Mourinho said with a relaxed tone: "Is there anything special about the Madrid derby? In my opinion, this is just an ordinary game. Of course, I know that it is important for the fans. For me the three points are crucial, but for me it doesn't change anything, I've been through too many derbies. It's just another game we have to win because we want to stay at the top of the table."

Right now, Real Madrid is going smoothly. The last time they lost a game dates back to April this year. The number of unbeaten games in Europe is only inferior to Manchester United. Mourinho has the capital of arrogance. The tactical note that was thrown away was picked up by the media to decipher and analyze: "It seems that I must be careful about the garbage in my house in the future, because everything will attract people's interest..."

This is Kaka's first derby after joining Real Madrid, whether it is him or his fans are still very concerned.

On November 7th, local time in Spain, the Calderon Stadium.

"Real Madrid has achieved 11 wins and 6 draws in the last 17 derby matches between the two sides. The last time Atletico Madrid defeated the Los Blancos in the league derby was in the distant 1999.

The two sides have clashed 146 times in the history of the league. Real Madrid has the upper hand with 79 wins, 32 draws and 35 losses. Real Madrid continues to maintain a winning streak in the starting lineup. Atletico Madrid's main central defender Perea is suspended, Godin is injured and absent, and Forlan and Aguero join forces. .

Mourinho made some adjustments to the formation, no longer 4-3-3, but a more balanced 442.

Goalkeeper: Iker Casillas;

Defenders: Ramos, Carvalho, Pepe, Marcelo;

Midfielders: Harvey Alonso, Kaka, Sneijder, Ronaldo;

Forwards: Ibrahimovic, Van Persie.

Sneijder is in the center, Kaka is on the left, and Ronaldo is on the right. It is conceivable that Real Madrid's main attack in this game must be two wings. Atletico Madrid's two full-backs are about to face the cruelest challenge in the world..."

"Atlético Madrid played in the same 4-4-2.

Goalkeeper: 13-De Gea;

Defenders: 2-Barrera, 17-Ujfalusi, 18-Domingos, 14-Felipe;

Midfielder: 19-Reyes, 4-Mario Suarez, 5-Thiago, 20-Simao;

Forwards: 7-Forlan, 10-Aguero.

Today is goalkeeper De Gea's 20th birthday, this is his second derby, but I don't know if he is in the mood to celebrate, because he will face Kaka, Ronaldo, Sneijder , Ibrahimovic and Van Persie's test..."

"Almost everyone in Real Madrid's starting XI has experienced the most intense derby in the world. Old players such as Cassie and Ramos are the main players in the Spanish national derby. In addition to participating in the Spanish national derby, Ronaldo also has Played the England red derby with Harvey Alonso, Kaka not only played the Milan derby with Zlatan Ibrahimovic, but also participated in the London derby between Chelsea and Arsenal with Sneijder and Robin van Persie. It can be said that this team has never From the coaches to the players, they all have rich experience in derby..."

In the player tunnel, everyone lined up to enter the field. Kaka greeted Fran, who had been with him before, and then returned to his team.

Ronaldo said with a smile: "It's the first time to play a derby in Spain, how does it feel?"

Kaka said: "...In this atmosphere, I suddenly look forward to the game against Barcelona.

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"So you should have joined Manchester United in the first place," Ronaldo said, "that way you can fight all three of the most famous derbies in the world."

"Then you can join Milan in the future and bring together the three major derbies."

"Can't I retire at Real Madrid?"

"...If this is your dream, then I can only bless you."

Ramos and Ronaldo form the right wing, and Marcelo and Kaka form the left wing. This is no longer just two wings flying together, but two jets are added after the wings are installed on both sides. Atletico Madrid couldn't find the north.

Marcelo received Kaka's pass and rushed forward "suddenly", and did not meet an effective block until the edge of the penalty area.

He kicks the ball back with his heel and drives straight to the baseline.

Kaka passes an overhead ball.

Marcelo volleys in a direct cross from the falling ball.

Van Persie grabbed the first spot and volleyed the ball into the side netting.

"The pass is too fast," Kaka said to Marcelo when he came to him. "You need to control the speed of the ball, otherwise it will be difficult for the striker to hit the goal."

Marcelo rubbed his head embarrassingly, "The defender is pressing too hard, I'm afraid the ball is too slow and I won't have a chance to pass it."

"It's okay to hit the ball higher and not pass it so flat."

Marcelo nodded, "Okay."

The left side created a murderous opportunity, and the right side didn't let them focus on the front.

After Atletico Madrid's attack was blocked, Ramos also rushed up with the ball and passed the ball to Ronaldo near the center line.

Cristiano Ronaldo dribbled the ball to the ribs of the penalty area and then cut inside. After touching the ball continuously, he made a burst shot.

The football hit Ujfalusi's feet and bounced off the baseline.

Kaka came to the corner flag area and gave the young De Gea an unforgettable birthday present with a curve ball.

"...Kaka scored directly from a corner kick! This is the fifth time in his career that he has completed such a goal! If you count the zero-degree angle shot in the open game, the number of goals he has scored from this angle has reached 9! This is a real no-dead shooting machine..."

This game is destined to be a war on the wing.

A minute later, Atletico Madrid also completed a sharp counterattack on the left.

Thiago slanted in the middle, Simao dribbled the ball from the left and made a cross from the edge of the penalty area.

Pepe, who performed poorly in the last round of the Champions League, played well this time and headed the ball out.

Alonso stopped the ball sideways, and after looking up, Bigfoot diverted the ball to the left, but the pass was too big and the ball was about to fly out of the boundary.

The caddy had already run over, ready to catch the ball, but who knew that Kaka rushed behind the football in the blink of an eye like a rocket.

Reyes, who was closer, rushed forward and tried to stop the ball while Kaka adjusted, but Kaka didn't stop the ball and kicked the ball forward, and the football flew directly over his head.

Reyes turned and watched Kaka run away in despair.

Ibrahimovic and Van Persie ran towards the goal, and Ronaldo also diagonally inserted into the penalty area from the right.

The wind in front of Atletico Madrid is jittery.

"The frontcourt players are already in place, as long as a cross is likely to create a murderous intention, let's see what Kaka will do...Huh? Is this a shot or a pass...Go in?"

Kaka looked in the direction of the goal and seemed to want to make a cross, but after a sudden stop, he buckled his left foot and cut a distance of more than one meter into the middle.

Barrera was directly shaken to the ground.

Kaka followed and kicked the ball towards the goal.

It seems to pass and shoot.

Cristiano Ronaldo jumped up and missed the ball, but the football flew precisely into the goal after passing over his head.

0-2.

De Gea kept staring at the top of Ronaldo's head. Who knew that the football turned a corner directly. It was too late for him to make a save, so he could only watch the football hit the net.

Kaka trots to the sidelines, pointing his hands to the sky in celebration.

Ronaldo ran up, jumped on his back, and said: "Why do you have to kick so high, as long as the pass is two centimeters shorter, I can definitely score a more exciting header."

Kaka said: "Your new hairstyle is so handsome, I can't bear to get it hurt."

C Luo: "... I thank you."

The hair on both sides of Ronaldo's head was cut short, and then pushed up high in the middle, forming a hairstyle similar to that of Beckham's classic Mohawk back then. media attention.

He also kept urging Kaka to cut the exact same one together, but who knew that Kaka would turn around and open it...

"Kaka scored twice! Let's see how much time it took. The corner kick was scored at 3:12, and the second shot was completed at 4:23. This is definitely the fastest in La Liga history. Quick 2-0..."

In the opening four minutes, two goals behind, and also appeared in the derby.

Atletico Madrid coach Flores was furious on the sidelines, and Mourinho rarely made any passionate celebrations, but kept his left hand in his pocket and swung his right fist coolly.

Forlan and Aguero stood in the middle circle for the third time.

Since the start of the game, the two of them haven't even touched the ball except serving, and they scored two goals...

Except fu. K, nothing to say.

Atletico Madrid was obviously a little panicked, and they didn't dare to attack blindly. After the kick-off, they passed all the way back, obviously wanting to control the rhythm first.

But when the ball was passed to Reyes' feet, Kaka suddenly ran up, forcing him to panic.

"Kaka pressed in the frontcourt, Reyes protected the ball and passed it to Suarez, Suarez kicked the ball to Thiago, Kaka predicted correctly and cut off the pass, his speed It's too fast!"

Kaka took the ball and took off from the wing.

Reyes rushed over quickly, ready to knock Kaka out of the boundary even if he fouled.

Kaka flicked the ball hard and ran out of bounds, just in time to avoid Reyes.

"Kaka Kaka Kaka, what speed is this? Did the Brazilian drive a Ferrari into the pitch? Poor Reyes, he didn't even get a chance to foul, poor Barrera, he even Kaka's The corner of the clothes didn’t even touch, Kaka came to the ribs of the penalty area, Ibrahimovic and Van Persie had already outflanked in place, Kaka didn’t pass the ball, cut inside! Go in..."

Both Ujfalusi and Domingos abandoned their defense targets and rushed towards Kaka, but Kaka, like a bolt of lightning, reached the goal in an instant, and fell out of the baseline with a low shot.

Just halfway through De Gea's attack, Kaka's shot rolled over. He was so frightened that he quickly stretched his right foot to block the football, but it was half a step slow after all.

The football rolled into the goal from the near post.

0-3.

The Real Madrid players on the bench jumped up from the moment Kaka overtook Reyes, rushed out of the bench immediately after the football rolled into the goal, and howled ghostly on the sidelines.

Mourinho still maintained the posture with one hand in his pocket, turned his head blankly to look at the assistant coach who picked him up, and said, "Am I dazzled? What did he do?"

"Go in! Jose! Third goal!"

Are we leading by three goals?

Nima, let me down quickly, I want to pretend!

"3 minutes and 51 seconds! 3 minutes and 51 seconds! The fastest hat-trick in La Liga history was born!"

"In a game of the 34th round of the Spanish Football League in the 05/06 season, Valencia challenged Athletic Bilbao away. He scored 3 goals in 84 and 86 minutes, and created the fastest hat-trick record in the Spanish Football League with a total time of 4 minutes and 47 seconds. To this day, no one can break this record. The record would stand for at least thirty years, but now, after only four years, Kaka has made it history!"

Kaka rushed to the sidelines, took off his jersey and held it in his hands, and performed a kneeling gliding from a very long distance.

Ronaldo was the first to run over, and also slid to him, holding his head in both hands, and shouted excitedly: "Kaka! Kaka! Are you god-changed?"

Kaka didn't answer, but laughed and gave him a big hug.

"If you don't count the four goals scored in the first Champions League group match, this is Kaka's fourth hat-trick after joining Real Madrid! And this is only his fourteenth game after joining the Galaxy Battleship! Flo What kind of monster did Lentino find back?"

The home fans were collectively silent, and the Atletico Madrid players were also speechless. De Gea, who celebrated his 20th birthday, kept sitting on the ground, doubting his life.

Mourinho ran over, also knelt and slid to the side of the two, wrapped his arms around, and hugged Kaka and Ronaldo together.

"This stinky shameless person, hurry up and let me go!"

"Shocked! The Portuguese coach took advantage of his position to keep two strong men at the same time."

"Damn it! No wonder everyone said they only had the wrong name, not the wrong nickname, the Son of God, the Son of God. Couldn't it really be that God helped to open it up?"

"Son of God, god son in English, transliterated as Gousheng, are you sure you called it right?"

"...Excuse me, where is this English?"

"Visual northeast."

"Bet on a bag of spicy sticks, from Shijiazhuang."

"..."

Less than ten minutes, 0-3 behind, this game is still a fart.

For the rest of the time, Atletico Madrid simply used their lives to protect their dignity. In order to block the crazy Kaka, they returned seven yellow cards and two red cards.

In the 60th minute of the game, Kaka was substituted.

On the scoreboard, a dazzling 7-0.

In his first Madrid derby, Kaka scored and assisted in double-double hat-tricks, leaving indelible damage to his rivals in the same city.

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