I am Kaka

Text Chapter 550: Hat-trick of hat-tricks

"The Birth of the Strongest Debut in La Liga": With two passes and three shots, Kaka not only created his best debut record, but also created the craziest debut in the four major leagues.

"Messi Shouts to Kaka: Welcome to La Liga": Messi said that Kaka is unique, his arrival will make La Liga more competitive, and he looks forward to another match with Kaka.

"C Ronaldo: The tacit understanding with Kaka seems to be innate": "Kaka already knows how to pass the ball to the position that makes me feel most comfortable without even making eye contact. It would be wonderful to work together, but the beauty is beyond my imagination."

"Ancelotti: This is Kaka, nothing strange": "Kaka only scored three goals? Oh, and two assists... Then I still lose, I bet Andre, Kaka Kaka will create at least six goals in the first game, yes, Kaka let me down too much."

"Mourinho: Kaka made Real Madrid great": "I don't want to give all the credit to one player, but Kaka is indeed the best player in this game. I have a hunch that Real Madrid will because Kaka is even greater."

"Florentino: Renting Kaka is not a gamble, but for a miracle": "The new galaxy battleship will create a new history, Kaka is the best captain, there is no doubt about it, the launch of the warship The voyage ceremony was very successful, obviously, that's what we found Kaka, Mourinho and Cristiano... 60 million? Well, I admit, that is a stain on my life, if I can go back in time, I would slap myself hard and tell my old self what I missed."

Reasonable, unexpected.

Everyone knows that Kaka has the ability to set off a frenzy in La Liga, but no one can expect him to make such a big scene in the first game.

As many media say, this is just the beginning.

In the away game against Osasuna in the second round of the league, Kaka kicked his head and scored three goals in a row to help the team win 3-0.

So a new concept was proposed.

Scored three goals in three consecutive games, a hat-trick of hat-tricks.

Scoring goals in three consecutive games is already worth bragging about. If there are really three hat-tricks in a row, the media don't know how to define this phenomenon.

"Maybe it should have a specific name, such as... Kaka trick? Of course, the premise is that Kaka can also complete a hat-trick in his first Champions League game representing Real Madrid." - "Marca".

"When the whole team is played around one man, goals are taken for granted, but three hat-tricks in a row? Sorry, the Champions League is not a football game, and Ajax is not Mallorca and Osa Suna, the dream of Kaka's trick is beautiful, but like Real Madrid's dream of the championship, unrealistic." - "Aspen".

Of course, what the audience loves to see, the two mouthpieces of Real Madrid and Barcelona "Marca" and "Aspen"

On the bar again.

Various praises raised Kaka high and made him tireless. At this time Mourinho stepped forward and attracted firepower to himself through various radical remarks.

In this regard, Mourinho is definitely the best coach in the world.

The media flocked ecstatically and quickly turned the flames of war on Guardiola.

When working together in Barcelona in 2000, Guardiola and Mourinho also cherished each other, but now that they are their own masters, everyone will inevitably start to confront each other everywhere.

At the UEFA Elite Coaching Forum held in early September, the two had a "peak meeting", and in their presence, even the head of UEFA Michel Platini became the background.

At the end of the meeting, Mourinho deliberately walked up to Guardiola and hugged him goodbye. According to the "Daily Sports Daily", Platini "forced" the two giants coaches to hug.

Interestingly, Mourinho, who pursues defense in terms of football philosophy,

He is extraordinarily proactive in diplomacy and public occasions, but Guardiola, who pursues boldness and initiative in football, is holding a defensive posture at this time. He even hesitated for a moment when Mourinho has already offered his hand. Take your right hand out of your trouser pocket.

"Marca" designed Mourinho's lines for this: "Pep, is it so difficult for you to stretch out your hand?"

The two talked for 10 minutes, laughing and laughing, and patted each other's chest from time to time, but when they turned their heads, they quickly disagreed on some issues.

For example, Mourinho said that Kaka is the best player in the world, while Guardiola insisted that Kaka's performance is indeed the best in the world, but if he had to choose between Kaka and Messi, he would only Will choose Messi.

In Spain, these two giants are the two ends of the seesaw, and the glory of one end must be accompanied by the decline of the other end.

Real Madrid started with two consecutive victories in La Liga, and both of them beat their opponents by a big margin. However, Barcelona lost 0 to 2 at home to the newly promoted Hercules at home. The upper hand, so the upcoming UEFA Champions League has become the best stage for Barcelona to get back a game.

Guardiola's team did not disappoint the fans and the media. In a focus battle on the first match day of Group D, Barcelona defeated Panathinaikos 5-1 at home.

Messi scored twice in the game, raising his number of goals in the Champions League to 27, surpassing Rivaldo and becoming the top scorer in the history of Barcelona in the Champions League.

Although Messi missed a penalty in the game, it seemed a bit of a fly in the ointment, but his performance was enough for "Aspen" to boast.

Now the pressure came to Real Madrid and Kaka.

They also quickly ushered in the opportunity to prove themselves.

Champions League group stage against Ajax.

At the press conference before the game, Mourinho deliberately took Kaka to attend.

"Kaka, Guardiola said that if you choose between you and Messi, he will always choose Messi. What do you think about this?"

Kaka scratched her head and really didn't know how to answer, so she could only say, "It's as long as he is happy."

"You have played two games since you came to Real Madrid and you have already scored six goals. Everyone is expecting your third hat-trick. Are you confident?"

"I am confident that I will win with the team. As for the hat-trick, I will try my best."

"Some fans say you play Messi with Cristiano, it's a sign of lack of confidence, if you really want to challenge yourself in La Liga, you should join a mid-level team and lead them to beat Real Madrid and Barcelona , this is the only way to prove that you are truly the best in the world, do you have any response to this point?"

What the hell is this.

Kaka smiled wryly again, and said the same thing, "It's as long as they are happy."

"Kaka, you scored three goals alone in the last game, but the three strikers didn't score a goal. Some people think it's because you are too selfish. A midfielder took the best shot. What do you have to say? Is it?"

"I can only thank you for using the phrase 'best shot' instead of 'most shot', the fact that I pass far more threats than I take shots, this is from the Football Association statistics, not my own imagination."

"So are you complaining about the poor ability of the strikers to seize their chances?"

"If it makes you happy to say that, then yes, our strikers have to work on finishing. I've had fun with Ibrahimovic and Van Persie, I know them, they can play. What they have done is a hundred times better than now, but I also understand them, because the season has just started, they are still adapting to a new coach, new teammates, and a new tactical system, and Cristiano, he just lacks some luck, You'll soon see what he looks like at his best."

"...But you are the one who came to the new environment, but you have already adapted."

"No, if you know me, you know I'm not quite used to it, or AS wouldn't have had the guts to do that kind of story."

The reporters' eyes lit up.

Obviously, the Catalan media has offended the world's No. 1 man with some touching news.

"With the liberty to ask, how many games do you think you need to get used to this team?"

"Two games."

Two... This is the third.

Kaka is becoming less and less humble, but the reporters are liking him more and more.

That's right, hate them, fuck them to death, this is the news, and we have the bonus.

...

At 20:45 on September 15, local time in Spain, the first match day of Group G of the UEFA Champions League in the 2010/11 season, the Bernabéu.

"Real Madrid is still using the 4-3-3 formation of the previous two games. It seems that the two consecutive victories have changed Mourinho's thinking. This excellent representative of utilitarian football has begun to conduct offensive football. Try it, hope it's a good and successful start.

Pepe returned from injury, but Ramos was injured in the last game, so the back line at the Bernabeu is Abeloa, Pepe, Carvalho and Marcelo, midfielder Harvey Alonso, Card Card, Sneijder, striker Van Persie, Ibrahimovic, Ronaldo. "

"Ajax played 4-3-1-2.

Goalkeeper: 1-Stkelenburg;

Defenders: 2-Van der Meer, 3-Alder Weireld, 13-Oye, 5-Anita;

Midfielder: 20-Dezeu, 6-Eno, 11-Emanuelsson, 10-Sim De Jong;

Forwards: 9-Hamdavi, 7-Suleimani.

There are a lot of football talents in the Netherlands, but most of them have already entered the four major leagues. Compared with previous years, this Ajax star has dimmed a lot. "

"Real Madrid played against Ajax 6 times before, but they achieved a bad record of 1 win, 1 draw and 4 losses. The last time the two sides faced each other was in the 1995/96 season. Real Madrid was defeated by Ajax in the group stage. Kill, the only time to win dates back to the distant 1967.

The only good thing is that in the previous 7 confrontations between Mourinho and Jol, the Real Madrid coach won 5 games. "

Both Sneijder and Ibrahimovic used to play for Ajax. This game is of great significance to the two. It is reasonable. The two sides have old feelings. They should be more low-key during the game, but the fact is that regardless of the relationship For better or worse, every player actually wants to kick the ball into the opponent's goal when facing his old club.

Probably to prove that it was not a wrong choice for me to choose to leave...

After the start of the game, the two old players from the Jia family were very active.

Just in the first minute, Sneijder sent Kaka a super-level 30-meter long pass to the ground.

With his back to the goal, all he had to do was raise his foot, and when the ball was about to roll under his feet, he added force to the ball with his heel, and at the same time let it change direction.

The football obediently crossed the goal line from scratching the post.

1-0.

Because of Kaka's answer similar to "I have adapted to Real Madrid" before the game, everyone knows that this guy must play with a troublesome mentality in this game, but he didn't expect this thing to be so big.

Another first touch, first shot, and then a fairy ball.

Sneijder sullenly put on an expression of "I don't want to do this either, but I can only do this out of professional ethics". Kaka could only cooperate with his performance, and just gave him a light high-five. "Beautifully delivered."

Ibrahimovic said bitterly behind him: "Kaka, don't you think the ball just now should actually be my ball?"

"Yes, but as a center, where were you then?"

"...How the hell did I know Wesley could pass such a perverted ball?"

Sneijder rolled his eyes: "Sorry, blame me for being too good."

Soon, the one who was too good became Ibrahimovic.

He finally got his wish and received Kaka's scorpion second pass.

It was the seventh minute of the game. Ronaldo passed two people on the right and then passed Kaka.

Kaka turned the ball up with his thighs when he could volley directly, and deliberately knocked the ball in front of Ibrahimovic with a heel like a scorpion wagging his tail.

Ibrahimovic was caught off guard, thinking that it was too late for the scorpion to wag his tail, but Da Fengxian was Da Fengxian, he just stopped the ball and picked it up again, hitting the ball in with a slightly coquettish volley side hook.

2-0.

"..."Aspen" said that the UEFA Champions League is not a football game, so Kaka's miracle will not continue. I think everyone agrees with this statement now, because there seems to be no football game that allows players to play in this way. Assisting and shooting in the box like a joke."

7 minutes, two goals.

Everyone knows this is just the beginning.

In the 16th minute, Kaka overtook strongly from the side, cut inside and shot the goal.

3-0.

In the 19th minute, Kaka went straight, Ronaldo dribbled the ball in the penalty area and was knocked to the ground, Real Madrid got a penalty kick.

Kaka scored a hat-trick for the third straight game.

"A good reminder to Barcelona, ​​it's better to ask their coach to go to the ophthalmologist, 'Between Kaka and Messi, I will only choose Messi', ah, sorry, I think as long as people with eyes They all know how to choose."

In the 25th minute, Ronaldo's long-range shot caused the goalkeeper to drop, and Van Persie made a contribution with a supplementary shot.

5-0.

With an average of one goal every five minutes, the entire Bernabéu is already fully excited.

In the 39th minute, Ajax succeeded in a sneak attack and recovered a point.

5-1.

In the second half, the two sides changed sides and fought again. Ajax played a wave of good offensive. At one point, Real Madrid could only retreat to the half. However, under the leadership of Kaka, the Galacticos quickly recovered and began to strike. .

In the 51st minute, Kaka launched an offensive, Sneijder cleverly divided the side, Marcelo made a pass from the side, Ronaldo outflanked it in place, jumped high, and pushed the ball over the baseline...

Poor president, the performance in the last game was actually like flying, but Kaka helped him smooth it out and said it was just bad luck, but now it's all right, it's come true...

Ronaldo's nightmare continues.

In the 55th minute, Ibrahimovic had already fed the cake to his mouth. As a result, Ronaldo slipped his foot before shooting and sent the ball into the arms of the goalkeeper with a confused face.

Although they didn't make it, the game completely turned into a one-sided offensive and defensive drill.

Three minutes later, Real Madrid made a comeback. Kaka dribbled the ball 30 meters in the middle after stealing the ball from the backcourt, and pierced through the gate guarded by Stekelenburg with a ground-breaking World Cup kick 40 meters away from the goal.

6-1.

After the big four, Mourinho sent three players to warm up, including strikers like Higuain and Di Maria, and midfielders like Diarra.

Kaka knew that he and Ronaldo were about to end, so he quickly called him over, and the two got together and muttered for a while.

As long as you are not blind, you will know that these two guys have ulterior motives. In the next round, the Ajax players tried their best to be beaten by others and kept a close eye on Kaka and Ronaldo.

But the Kaka who can be watched to death is not Kaka.

In the 70th minute, Kaka entered Longtan alone, and the four defensive players of Ajax failed to stop him.

Kaka broke through the diagonal line and made a wonderful pass with his heel before taking the ball out of the baseline.

Ronaldo went straight up and volleyed through the net.

7-1.

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