I am Kaka

"Kaka came off the bench, made a great pass and shot, and killed Liverpool's last chance. After two rounds, Chelsea eliminated Liverpool with a total score of 5-2 and advanced to the final for the second consecutive year. Kaka scored his twelfth Champions League goal of the season. He scored 12 goals in the UEFA Champions League for the third consecutive year. This is the highest scoring record in the history of the UEFA Champions League in a single season. It is currently held by Kaka and Ruud van Nistelrooy. If he can score in the final, Kaka will be exclusive. Honor, which is not an impossible task for him, because Kaka has scored brilliant goals in each of the previous four Champions League finals."

"The same red jersey, the same Champions League semi-final, the same home game, but Manchester United got a completely different result. Adriano scored the only goal of the game in the 67th minute of the game. Beat AC Milan 3-0 and meet Chelsea in the Champions League final."

Chelsea have just four games left of the season.

The thirty-seventh round of the Premier League against Arsenal;

The thirty-eighth round of the Premier League against Everton;

FA Cup final against Manchester United;

Champions League final against Manchester United.

The two league games will determine the height of Chelsea's points in a single season, and the two finals will determine the number of champions Chelsea will win this season. It is conceivable which is more important.

Chelsea conducted a closed training session.

Ancelotti's expression was unprecedentedly solemn.

"As I said, we have to win all four games, all of you have the opportunity to play, but everyone knows that the importance of the four games is not the same, everyone wants to play the Champions League final, but not every time. Everyone can play in the Champions League final, there is only one thing that depends on whether you can play: your training status."

"I don't like to see someone get hurt in training, but I don't want to see someone play water and lazy in training. I need you to show the most serious attitude. Already five champions, boys, believe me, this This year will be the most glorious year, the most glorious year, and the proudest year of your life."

Just listen to the status of the starters. Even if Kaka, Essien, Terry, Maicon, Cech, etc. are not in good condition in training, is it really impossible to hide them in the final...

Judging from the starting lineup that appeared at the Emirates Stadium, An Pang should mainly use the usual substitute players in the last two rounds of the league, but Joe Cole, Falcao, Bell, Royce, Pato, etc. He is a capable player, and Chelsea is not considered to have given up the game.

Arsenal have lost all four this season, but they are definitely unwilling to sit back and watch Chelsea's rise to the top. Whether it is for face or to disgust Chelsea, this game will definitely go all out.

This year, even beating Chelsea in just one game is a great honor. The only two Barcelona and Manchester United who have beaten them throughout the season are bragging about important achievements.

"Generally speaking, when the champion team at the end of the league is produced ahead of schedule, the most attractive thing is the relegation battle, but the Greater London Derby between Arsenal and Chelsea should be an exception."

"This is a duel between the league champion and the fourth place in the league. Judging from the current points of the two sides, the outcome of this game can no longer affect the final league ranking, but both sides attach great importance to the game. The two coaches also issued before the game. He made a declaration of victory, just as Henry made his comeback, this game should be a fight between dragons and tigers.

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"Chelsea has just finished playing Liverpool, and now they are playing against Arsenal. Soon after, they will have two matches against Manchester United. The most intense games will be gathered together. This is an important test for the physical strength and will of the players. Of course, for the fans. Say, this is the happiest time."

May 2004 is the last fond memory of Arsenal. After winning the Premier League championship that year, they did not get any honors. They vividly interpreted what is called "I thought it was the beginning, but I didn't expect it to be the peak". The stallion stumbled, and the domestic arena was bullied by the other top three in turn. Wenger and his gunmen were extremely eager to sweep away the haze on their bodies with a brisk victory.

The Chelsea battle was imminent, and only a second-tier team was sent, and Wenger's heart to make trouble became even stronger.

"Chelsea played a 4-4-2 with a diamond in midfield.

Goalkeeper: Petr Cech;

Defenders: Zambrotta, Bridge, Gallas, Bell;

Midfielders: Makelele, Joe Cole, Falcao, Royce;

Forwards: Shevchenko, Pato.

Bale played at left back, Joe Cole played in the center and Falcao played on the left. This is a very novel formation. "

"Arsenal 4-4-2.

Goalkeeper: Lehmann;

Defenders: Clichy, Toure, Senderos, Eboue;

Midfielders: Gilberto Silva, Diaby, Denilson, Fabregas;

Forwards: Baptista, Henry. "

"Although the Chelsea that appeared at the Emirates Stadium is not the strongest Chelsea we know, but in terms of lineup, it is really difficult to say who is strong and who is weak, and Ancelotti also put Kaka, Torres and Lampard On the bench, we still attach great importance to this game, and it is best for Arsenal to gain a sufficient lead before Carlo Ancelotti makes a substitution."

Arsenal obviously played the same idea, and started to launch a fierce attack amidst the cheers of the home fans at the beginning of the game.

Clearly, Chelsea had been prepared for a long time. The frontcourt did not immediately push forward. Instead, they lingered near the midfield to assist in the defense. After sustaining Arsenal's initial frantic attack, they began to find time to counterattack.

In the first 20 minutes, the two sides played back and forth, but soon the midfielders and backcourt players became the protagonists on the field, and even Grosso and Bell, two guards with knives, became pure defensive backs.

In a much-anticipated battle, a good game was played in less than 20 minutes, and then the first half ended hastily.

At the beginning of the second half, it was Chelsea's turn to set off an offensive frenzy, but just like the first half, after a few rounds of fast-paced play between the two sides, the game became dull again.

"This is something we never expected before the game. The two best-looking teams in the Premier League actually contributed to us the most boring game of the year... Hahaha, look, look, who is this ?”

The camera pans to Chelsea's bench, and most of the bench players are watching the game intently...except for Kaka.

Kaka propped her chin with the palm of her right hand, her elbow rested on her thigh, her head moved up and down little by little, sleeping soundly...

"The game made Kaka so boring that he fell asleep~~My God, the scene was so noisy, how did he do it? But it seems that his good dream can't continue."

An Pang looked at the bench, Torres was about to wake up Kaka, but felt An Pang's death gaze.

Toniu hurriedly pretended not to know anything, and continued to look in the direction of the court, but her eyes glanced at Kaka next to her from time to time, and then peeked at An Pang, whose face was so dark that she was in a pot. Later, she had to imitate Kaka's movements, Covering his mouth with his hand, he covered it tightly so that he didn't let himself laugh too presumptuously.

Ancelotti glanced at him and shook his head sideways vigorously.

Toniu immediately stood up, ran to the warm-up area, and pretended to accidentally kick Kaka's foot.

Kaka was awakened, but still maintained the classic posture of a thinker, looking at the field.

Ancelotti's emotionless voice came.

"Where were you last night?"

"Huh?" Kaka realized that he had been caught, and quickly sat up straight, "At home... no, the game was so boring, blame me?"

"Are you still reasonable?" Ancelotti laughed angrily, and reprimanded, "Don't get out and warm up!"

Kaka stood up and stretched leisurely amidst the laughter of the fans, and then slowly ran to the warm-up area and kicked Torres when he came to Torres.

"Why didn't you wake me up?"

"I yelled, you slept like a dead pig."

"Impossible! I just closed my eyes and meditated. As long as there is any movement, I will definitely wake up immediately."

"So I still have to apologize to you?"

...

"Hahaha, Kaka's little expression made me laugh."

"No eye shit, bad review."

"It's very similar to me who was caught sleeping in class."

"Imagine changing An Pang's face to our head teacher, and there is no sense of disobedience."

"Brother Jam Paper did something bad last night, didn't he? Can you fall asleep here?"

"There's something wrong with you."

Wenger also felt something was wrong.

If Benitez was around, the professor would definitely hug him, because what he said made so much sense.

"Joe Cole, who performed poorly, was replaced by Kaka, and Torres was replaced by Van Persie. The Arsenal fans booed harshly. It was for Van Persie..."

Except for Henry, Arsenal fans seemed to be unfriendly to the players who left. Van Persie also felt this kind of malice, and his face was very ugly.

The dead ball came from Arsenal's corner kick, and Fabregas immediately drove the ball out after the substitution.

The football flew to the front of the small penalty area and was bumped by Gallas, but it did not go far, but fell to the left side of the small penalty area.

"careful!"

"Henry!"

Henry appeared in front of the football landing like lightning, jumped up slightly, and pushed the ball hard towards the goal.

Cech tried his best to save, but it was still so close that he couldn't touch it.

Henry himself was a little confused, and ran to the sidelines after touching the forehead where he shot the goal.

"...Henry actually scored with a header?"

"It's amazing! Henry headed the goal? And scored?"

"Henry is a fantastic striker, but he is not perfect, because heading is his weakness. There are even biologists who have studied Henry's head shape. It is said that his skull is not suitable for heading, but here In the strong match, Henry actually used a header to break through the goal guarded by Petr Cech. Of course, this is not the only time Henry scored with a header..."

Kaka touched his nose.

Day, you scored a goal just after I came on the field, making it look like I did it, so you don't give face?

The Chelsea players are somewhat uncomfortable.

It's hard to pick a big player, but the result is that they played indiscriminately. It would be fine if everyone rotted together, but now they are still behind for no reason.

Arsenal celebrated for a long time, and it took Chelsea a long time to set up their positions before they slowly returned to their positions.

Pato served, Torres pretended to pass Kaka back, and after deceiving Henry, he suddenly split the side to Falcao.

Falcao hits back in the middle.

Kaka followed and opened the door.

The football took off from midfield and landed in the direction of Arsenal's goal.

Lehmann was very focused, jumping high when the football flew in front of the goal, and stretched his right hand towards the football.

To be on the safe side, he didn't press the ball down, but lifted the ball out of the crossbar.

"Kaka tested Lehmann with a sudden midfield shot. Although Lehmann withstood the test, he gave Chelsea a corner kick. I don't know if Kaka can return the same way. We leveled the score with a corner kick."

Kaka walks towards the corner.

Lehmann stood in front of the door, constantly directing his teammates.

"Keep an eye on Torres! Don't let him get close!"

"Pay attention to Falcao, watch out for his long shots!"

"Don't stand here, or if he shoots directly, it will be over!"

A prophecy.

Kaka shoots directly and then... Arsenal are really screwed.

The football draws an exaggerated arc that bends outward. It is high and sharp, and it looks like it is about to fly out of the baseline. However, when it comes to the back of the goal, it suddenly falls quickly. The corner got into the goal.

"The second time Kaka touched the ball, the second shot, the football went in."

"After watching this ball, I think everyone must have the same doubts as me: When did it become so easy to score goals? But look at the person who scored the goal, I think you must have found the answer like me: because it was Kaka ah."

In the fifty-fourth minute of the game, it was 1-1.

This should be the last Premier League game between Kaka and Torres this season. In order to prepare for the FA Cup and the Champions League, An Pang should not even put them in the squad for the last round, and they will come off the bench with sufficient physical strength, so the two Man ran like crazy, hitting Arsenal's defense again and again.

Chelsea finally revived.

The tactical significance and offensive effects brought by Kaka and Torres are only one aspect. The most important thing is that their performance stimulated other players and made them active as if they woke up.

In the 60th minute of the game, Royce made a sudden pass from the right and passed the ball into the penalty area. The football was cleared out of the penalty area, but not completely. Kaka grabbed the first point and gave it to Falcao.

Falcao went straight from the front of the penalty area, Torres succeeded in anti-offside, and kicked the ball between Lehmann's feet, 1-2.

"Congratulations to Torres, 28th goal of the season! Congratulations to Chelsea, 102nd goal of the season! Now Kaka is one away from Shearer's record of 34 goals, and Torres is only two away from the goal of 30 goals! Thirty goals left in the game Can they perform miracles in a few minutes?"

To score three goals in 30 minutes, and to designate Kaka one and Torres two, against a strong team like Arsenal, is a bit of a fantasy.

But as the game progressed, it seemed like a dream had come true.

In the 67th minute of the game, Bell assisted and stepped forward. After a blazing and electric rush all the way, he cut in and hit the crossbar with a shot.

Just as Wenger breathed a sigh of relief, Torres suddenly appeared in front of the football, kicked the ball into the goal with a light tap of his toe.

29th goal, 1-3.

Bell's wonderful performance seemed to remind Wenger that he quickly replaced Walcott.

After the little tiger came on the field, he flashed his deciduous teeth, but unfortunately he failed to tear Makelele's fur, and the football was cleared to the right side of Arsenal's penalty area.

Royce accelerated in a straight line, threw away Diaby, and made a cross directly from the bottom without any pause.

Pato kept up and hit Senderos with a volley. Chelsea won the second corner of the second half.

This time it was Falcao who took the penalty.

The football hit Torres directly on the head.

Torres barely touched the ball under the pull of Colo Touré. The ball was pushed out weakly, but the angle was unexpectedly tricky. Lehmann reacted quickly and even pulled the ball out of the impossibility. It actually fell to Kaka's feet.

Faced with the big gift that came to his door, Kaka reluctantly accepted it with embarrassment.

"GOAL!!! Kaka scored twice! Chelsea lead by 3 goals! Twenty-eight minutes, four goals! Kaka and Torres played to activate the entire Chelsea team. Compared with the first half, they seemed completely complete Two different teams!"

"Now only Torres is left! Let's see if he can score a hat-trick and score his 30th goal of the season!"

Dreams are full, reality... fuller.

Because we all know that Torres has reached the critical point of 30 goals. One side desperately feeds him the ball, and the other side desperately defends him. Poor Toniu was played to death.

The game quickly came to the final stage, and the fourth official raised the sign for 3 minutes of stoppage time.

Everyone was already a little lazy, but at the last moment, they still swayed their last strength.

This sprinkling will cause trouble.

In the 92nd minute, Kaka dribbled the ball straight into the center, Senderos and Diaby flanked each other, knocking Kaka to the ground.

The whistle sounded.

Senderos red card, Chelsea get a penalty.

Torres lifted Kakara up, "Are you all right?"

Kaka moved her ankle.

"It's okay, how can you thank me?"

"I kiss you?"

"...I won a penalty for you, and I want to back you?"

"Then you kiss me?"

"...Then who, Pato, do you want this ball...uh...Fernando, get your trotters away..."

"Really let them do it! This is Arsenal! This is the Emirates Stadium! Half the game was scored five... No, four goals, but they are about to face a penalty!"

"Well, now it's really five. Reina judged the right direction, but he still couldn't save Torres' shot."

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