I am Kaka

"A super sports car is no longer enough to describe Kaka, he is simply a human-shaped jet plane, and Hoot, he can only be regarded as a dilapidated carriage, and the horse pulling the carriage may still have diarrhea..."

Huth watched Kaka approaching quickly, poked the ball to his side, and then ran past him on the other side.

A sense of powerlessness and a trace of chill uncontrollably emerged from the bones of his whole body.

From the perspective of the audience, this scene was even more shocking than forced overtaking. Kaka quickly shortened the distance and then passed the ball to get rid of Huth. Huth slipped and fell to the ground when he wanted to block it. They want to laugh but can't laugh, they just want to offer their knees.

Kaka caught up with the football, and seeing his indomitable attitude along the way, everyone has every reason to believe that he will drive the ball into the goal like a battering vehicle in the next moment.

But Kaka shot directly without any pause or adjustment.

The football drew an inconspicuous parabola straight to the goal, hit the lower edge of the crossbar and bounced into the net.

Lehmann's startled look made the ball more memorable than going straight in from the dead corner.

"This... What else can we say besides cheering? Look at the desperate and helpless expressions of the Germans. Kaka has awakened. If they want to win, they have to show more subtle tactics and stronger fighting spirit!"

"Kaka's dribbling and shooting should be unique in today's football. He excels like Caniggia and scores like Batty, but compared to the two Argentines who are famous for their speed and strength, Kaka actually It’s rough and fine, putting in and receiving, and this club will become one of the classic goals in the history of the Confederations Cup.”

With various permutations and combinations of talents and skills, Kaka finally realized his original dream and won the achievement of "a handsome and scumbag version of Ronaldo".

Take the previous wave as an example, Man of Steel, Green Horse, Lightning Nervous, Striking Meteor, Natural Ball Sense, Hundred Steps, and Stone Breaking all played a role, and one is indispensable.

Kaka finally had the opportunity to put on the celebratory gesture that he had labeled exclusively on the stage of the Confederations Cup.

The senior officials of the Brazilian Football Association on the sidelines were grinning from ear to ear, and the big bosses in Germany were extremely upset but had to show their demeanor with smiles and applause. They were too aggrieved.

Ronaldinho and Adriano ran to the side, rubbing his hair vigorously.

"damn it,

Kaka, you are a midfielder, you need help! assist! Understand? Do you know what an assist is? What is the difference between a midfielder who can't assist and a goalkeeper? "

"...Of course there is a difference." Kaka looked at Ade with contempt. "The midfielder can assist, but the goalkeeper can also; the goalkeeper can use his hands, but the midfielder can't. Look, how big is the difference?"

Adelaide wanted to refute, but he had nothing to say FU*K. Although Kaka failed to assist him in the game of Kakashi's goalkeeping, he did pass him a good ball, and he just hit the plane himself.

On the other side, although Ronaldinho was also laughing, he was a little flustered.

After the three group matches, everyone criticized Kaka for his poor state, but in fact Ronaldinho did not perform very well, it's just that Kaka's name is too big now, and he has attracted all the firepower.

Now that Kaka has recovered and is known as the only peer in the world who can rival Kaka, Ronaldinho is starting to get a little nervous.

More nervous is Robinho.

This product is not as good as Real Madrid. The reason why it is still procrastinating is because it wants to show its worth in this Confederations Cup. It is similar to the routine before Saviola transferred to Barcelona. Who knew that it would be self-defeating. Real Madrid ignored Kaka after he made a transfer dispute, and Adelaide stole the limelight in the first three games. Now that Kaka has awakened again, Robinho's face, which is not very pale, is now gone. It's almost black charcoal.

The four major attackers in Brazil have different minds, but the mood in Germany is unanimously bad.

The game started again, Ballack came to defend Kaka in person, and the offensive organization task of Germany fell to Deisler.

European players have always played football quite well, with simple, concise and straightforward moves, mostly characterized by fast speed, strength, strength and high efficiency, but just like the outlier Kaka emerged in Brazil, there have also been many heresies in European countries , Zidane of France, Ice Prince of the Netherlands, Baggio of Italy, Gascoigne of England, and Germany, the representative is Deisler.

This guy is probably one of the most regrettable glass men in the history of football, and now it should be his last highlight before he became depressed due to injury.

In the 40th minute of the game, Kaka was attacked by Schneider while entangled with Ballack, and fell forward to the ground, but the referee did not blow the whistle, and the football was won by the German team.

Barak lifted Kakara up and said, "Are you all right?"

"fine."

Kaka rubbed his shoulder. Although he was tripped by Schneider, the real reason for falling to the ground came from a bump on Ballack's shoulder. This guy is stronger than Drogba, Kaka, Davies, Gerrard, Nedved and other beasts are definitely even worse, "It's really ruthless."

"You're not too gentle." Barack was secretly baring his teeth.

Kaka's face was too deceptive, he thought he could easily turn Kaka over, but he didn't expect that he was the one who suffered a faint loss.

Although the two were talking nonsense, their eyes were always watching the situation on the field.

After a burst of fierce and cunning operations, Deisler went straight into the penalty area, Maicon made a man-marking error, and the Bordeaux driver scored with a header.

"Beautiful! Deisler's through pass is very Rui Costa's style. It is extremely concealed and just right, but we still have to criticize Maicon. The Brazilian defender's return visit is too late..."

Poldolski's goal woke up the entire Franks stadium, and the cheers made the Germans even more excited.

Kaka had to tell Maicon a few words, but after the game started, Maicon was eager to make contributions and got into trouble again.

"This... Does Maicon really regard himself as a forward? He has already brought the ball across the midfield and has not passed it. Ronaldinho seems very dissatisfied..."

The heartless Ronaldinho can express his dissatisfaction on his face, which shows how selfish Maicon is.

Breaking through with the ball is a basic practice in the Brazilian team, but Maicon is obviously frustrated and reluctant to pass the ball out, entangled with Frings near the center line with the ball.

"Maicon! Pass the ball!" Kaka rushed from the other side of the field and shouted.

Maicon reluctantly passed the ball, but it was too late.

Ballack arrived quickly, rushing back and forth with the ball, and Kaka, who was standing still waiting for the ball, also had to rush forward, but in the end, Ballack snatched the ball away.

Then it was Deisler who took the ball again, and Lucio hurried forward to press, but Deisler decisively made a wall-to-wall cooperation with Kuranyi and then passed the ball to Poldolski again.

Just as Poldowski was about to dribble the ball in, he was knocked down by Junior.

Germany gets a free kick in the frontcourt.

It was still Ballack who took the penalty.

Kaka glared at Maicon with a sullen face, "Keep your position and play the ball decisively."

Maicon touched his nose and nodded.

Ballack didn't know what enmity he had with Lucio, and this shot was aimed at him again.

Although Lucio jumped up, he subconsciously shrank his head when he saw the football flying towards his head.

The football just flew over the wall and flew towards the goal.

Dida dragged the ball out with difficulty, but the ball fell to Kuranyi's feet.

The German striker easily pushed the shot against the empty goal.

2-1, Germany overtook the score.

During the intermission, Maicon was naturally unavoidable to be sprayed by Pereira, but everyone knew that the effect was limited.

The style is like that, and the coach can change it with a few words of scolding.

It's not Ronaldo.

In the second half, the two sides changed sides and fought again.

Kaka gave up the middle lane to Ronaldinho, and took the initiative to pull the side to meet Maicon.

Maicon dared to show his personality to Ronaldinho, but he was much more honest when facing Kaka. After getting the ball, he quickly passed an overhead ball to Kaka.

Before the football hit the ground, it was pushed forward by Kaka, and then the man and the ball flew out together.

Ballack didn't pull it the first time, and he had no chance to pull it again the second time.

Kaka didn't speed again this time, but took the initiative to find Ronaldinho to cooperate, and the two rushed forward or passed, and soon came to the front of the restricted area.

"Ronaldinho cuts in and Mertesacker is swayed away, will he shoot directly?"

Ronaldinho suddenly looked up at Kaka, but with a light push, the football went directly past Ernst's feet to the front of the small penalty area.

Facing the goal that was close at hand, Adriano still chose a violent volley as if he had a grudge against the goal.

Lehman failed to make a save, and the two sides stood on the same starting line again.

The three frontcourt players of the Brazilian team hugged together again, Robinho who turned away acted like an outsider, Kaka noticed this scene and couldn't help frowning.

Germany, who had finally managed to overtake the score, was obviously a little aggressive. Ballack dribbled the ball and rushed in the middle. Kaka kept interfering next to him, and finally stopped the German captain before he was about to shoot.

The two collided and both fell to the ground.

The football rolled to Deisler's feet.

The referee hesitated for a moment and didn't blow the whistle, but Deisler was obviously a little afraid of Lucio's fierce tackle, and even let Lucio intercept the ball with this fierce but slow as a snail tackle.

Brazil's counterattack.

After Kaka stood up, he immediately turned around and rushed to the German half. Ballack was chasing after him, but he could only watch Kaka get farther and farther helplessly.

With strength, he can still keep up with Kaka back and forth, with speed... How can a tank compete with an airplane.

The football was at Robinho's feet. This kid's stickiness to the ball was comparable to that of Maicon just now. Fortunately, his feet were sure, and he just rode his broken bicycle all the way to the left side of the German team's penalty area.

Friedrich was a little dizzy by Robinho's continuous dribbling, and knocked him out without hesitation.

Free kick for Brazil.

Lehmann looked at Kaka and Ronaldinho standing in front of the football, and wanted to hit the post with the ball depressed.

"I'll come." Ronaldinho said without hesitation.

"Give me a reason?"

"What's that girl's name? Di Liya?" Xiao Luo grinned and exposed his two iconic rabbit teeth in the air, his smile was full of malicious intent, "You don't want the reporter to know, right?"

"...If you don't mind the coach knowing about your sneaking out in the middle of the night last night, please go."

Ronaldinho made a "cut", "He already knew."

Kaka: "...So you are a dead pig and you are not afraid of boiling water?"

"Although you describe it as disgusting, it seems to be true."

"You can come here," Kaka shook her head and stepped aside, "I hope your trotters have been cleaned."

The whistle blew, and Ronaldinho didn't bother to argue with him, so he ran up and shot.

A wonderful deciduous ball.

3-2, Brazil once again exceeded the score.

Ronaldinho excitedly ran to the sidelines, "666" with both hands.

Kaka ran over to give him a high-five and reminded: "Call Robinho over, after all, he created the opportunity."

Ronaldinho didn't know what was wrong with Robinho's game, he looked like everyone owed him money, but he still listened to Kaka's words, walked over to Robinho, clapped his hands and hugged him.

"Nice job!"

The score fell behind again, and Ballack didn't have time to defend Kaka, and put more energy into the offensive end.

After Kaka was released, the game completely fell into the rhythm of Brazil.

In the 76th minute of the game, Schneider shot to no avail, and Brazil counterattacked again.

It was almost the same routine, Maicon passed the top long pass, Kaka picked the ball directly over Ernst's head without stopping, and after catching up with the football, he went all the way to the ribs of the penalty area.

Just when several defenders in the penalty area were trembling and preparing to meet Kaka's lingering steps, Kaka drew a rainbow with his left hand sideways, his left foot bent to the side at the same time in an exaggerated arc, and the instep of his right foot passed the ball. To the restricted area.

A crescent moon rises in the penalty area of ​​the German team.

Huth and Mertesacker jumped to head the ball, but the football, like a planned route, perfectly avoided their foreheads and found Adriano.

Adelaide was already rushing towards the goal, but he seemed a little dazed in the face of the football flying over suddenly, and rushed across the goal line with the ball.

"Kaka assists Adriano, this is a Beckham-style cross from the penalty area at a 45-degree angle! Brazil has an absolute advantage 4-2!"

"With an amazing long pass from the side, the cruise missile shot from Kaka's feet can not only score for himself, but also help his teammates to make achievements. It is so perfect that it is beyond description."

After a shot and a pass, Kaka was replaced by Juninho Jr.

The last ten minutes of the German team's dying struggles were useless, and 4-2 was the final score of the game.

"The game is over, the German team was sent home by the Brazilian team, oh no, this is their home, it must be very uncomfortable to be defeated at their own doorstep, poor Ballack, he is not even the runner-up this time gone."

These words are completely demeaning by the commentator. After all, it is the semi-finals. After Germany loses, they will fight for the third place, and there is still some time before they go home.

But Ballack, who was standing in the midfield with a sad face, looked really sympathetic.

"Kaka opened the scoring, Adriano scored a hat-trick, and the Brazilian team advanced strongly to the final. Their opponent will be the winner between Mexico and Argentina tomorrow morning..."