I am Kaka

"Damn it! Li Ming, what are you talking about, bastard! Making a phone call in the middle of the night?"

"Sleep, you're paralyzed! Turn on the TV!"

"My sister, don't watch what time it is, watch Mao TV."

"Deportivo is 3-0, you big Milan is going to get out, it's up to you to watch it or not."

"What? Say it again."

"I said that Milan was being rubbed on the grass by Depor, and his nose was trampled off."

"I don't want to..."

Li Ming quickly turned on the TV, without even adjusting the channel, the narrator's bluffing sounded, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly turned down the volume.

"The first half is not over yet. Deportivo lead AC Milan 3-0. If this score is maintained until the end, AC Milan will be out due to the lack of away goals. The defending champions have been cornered. They need at least Riazor scored 1 goal."

"Milan still has Kaka and Inzaghi on the bench, and Milan's offensive is quite fierce in this game. It is very possible to score a goal, but the most difficult thing is to stop the opponent from scoring."

"It's unimaginable that the back line composed of Cafu, Nesta and Maldini is so vulnerable. This is not the AC Milan we are familiar with! Looking at the expressions on their faces, everyone is very confused..."

Not only is Milan very confused, but even Depco is a little confused.

There was no one sitting in the stands of the Riazor Stadium, and everyone couldn't help but stand up. Depor's fans kept singing and dancing, interpreting the role of the best twelve vividly.

Depco still understood the reason why he would kill him while he was sick. Not only did he not worry about gains and losses after scoring three goals in a row, but he fought harder and harder, as if he would not stop until he beat Milan so hard that he couldn't take care of himself.

Milan's defense struggled to resist the enemy's attack and persisted until the end of the first half.

Players from both sides entered the locker room one after another, but the expressions on their faces were completely different, one side was sunny and the other was gloomy.

Kaka was about to walk into the player tunnel when Ancelotti suddenly turned his head and said, "You don't need to go, go warm up first."

Kaka shrugged, walked back and sat down.

Without thinking about it, he knew that there was bound to be a violent storm in Milan's locker room, and he wished he could hide farther away.

As for the warm-up...the intermission is a full fifteen minutes, so I'm in a hurry.

Depor's fans also found Kaka who had gone back and forth, and immediately attacked him.

"Lost! Lost! Milan lost!"

"3-0, la la la, 3-0, 4-4, la la la..."

"Deporti goes through, Milan goes home."

"The World Footballer on the bench, have a good trip."

"Kaka, Kaka, come to Laco, after all, Milan is so trash..."

Kaka was a little annoyed at first, but he was amused later. He simply walked out of the bench and sat on the sidelines to chat with Depor fans.

The stadiums in La Liga are similar to those in the Premier League. The stadium and the stands are very close together. Unlike Serie A, there is a runway between the stadium and the stands, so players are easy to play.

"Kaka,

Did you quarrel with that fat man? Why are you sitting on the bench? "

"No, he said I don't need to play against Delaco."

"Hahaha!" The surrounding fans were delighted, "That stupid pig, has he regretted it? He must have regretted it. I think he was about to cry just now."

"Probably." Kaka waved his hand, "I'm going to warm up."

"What's the rush, let's take a photo first."

"Yes, yes, come and sign. I hate Milan, but I like you."

"Come on, it's going to be in the headlines again tomorrow," Kaka waved his hand, "Withdraw it."

"Come on Kaka, score a goal and lose!"

"Yo, Chinese?" Kaka looked up, "It even rhymes."

"Nimma... hallucination?"

"What's wrong?"

"I seem to hear Kaka speaking Chinese?"

"Are you stupid?"

"This kid is very interesting. I like him a little bit."

"..."

At the end of the commercial time, the TV camera moved to the Soyari Stadium, and the audience suddenly found that Kaka was warming up, and the nearby fans were obviously wearing Depor's jersey, but they kept cheering him.

"What the hell? The fans have mutinied?"

"Do you think I'm a joke because of my popularity? I can detonate the whole audience by warming up."

"Hehe, so what if you get stuck on the field, collect the body for Milan?"

"Upstairs, what would you say if Kaka scored a goal?"

"Kaka scored a goal and I'll eat it."

"It's not enough to cheat for a drink just now, come to cheat for food again?"

"The hot one is gone, do you want the cold one?"

"..."

"Players from both sides have entered the field, and there are no substitutions for the time being. AC Milan serves first..."

The adjustments during the halftime break were somewhat effective. Milan did play a little threat at the beginning, but they all ended in vain.

In the 46th minute, Pancaro made a cross from the left. Under the interference of Nebet, Shevchenko missed the edge of the penalty area and Molina got the ball.

In the 48th minute, Thomason made a low shot with his right foot 17 meters in front of the goal and missed the left post softly.

In the 50th minute, Shevchenko fell into the offside trap again...

Ancelotti waved his fat hand and said to Kaka: "Go!"

"How?" Kaka twisted her neck.

"...kick the ball in."

"learn."

"Milan has made a substitution. Kaka is on and Rivaldo is off. I don't know if Kaka will play in Rivaldo's position or Ancelotti will make other adjustments. What do you think, Mr. Zhang?"

"Hey, it should be playing Rivaldo's position. From the few minutes in the first half and the second half, it can be seen that Milan's tactics and formation are no problem. Their midfield and frontcourt can still create threats. The main reason is that their physical strength is out. Question, you see a lot of desperate Saburo like Gattuso sometimes takes a walk..."

"Well, it makes sense. Milan already has two forwards on the field, and Kaka should still play his best midfielder position."

Kaka's playing made the teammates feel more at ease.

They were afraid that An Pang would act like a demon, so they rushed back to the bench after Kaka finished the heat.

The voices of the Spanish commentators who were teasing Milan and An Pang all kinds of tricks unknowingly lowered their voices. On the one hand, they gave a seemingly neutral commentary hypocritically, and on the other hand, they secretly prayed that Laco would give more strength.

Deportivo's players naturally knew Kaka's weight, and without the head coach beeping, a midfielder immediately entangled him.

As a result, Kaka made fun of him in the first confrontation.

An extremely fancy back-and-forth ball pass, as elegant as a white swan dancing on the water, was so stunning that the whole of Spain almost lost its voice.

"Kaka made a god-level breakthrough with the first touch of the ball. Serie A fans must be familiar with such breakthroughs, because they can see similar performances every weekend... Oh, free kick! Sure enough, except for fouls Nothing can stop Kaka! But it is not a good idea to give Milan a free kick in this kind of place."

"In the 51st minute of the game, Kaka was tackled to the ground. Milan got a free kick 25 meters in front of the goal. I don't know if it was Kaka or Pirlo who took the penalty."

"Come on," Kaka said, "my feet are not hot yet."

Pirlo nodded, immediately ran up and picked a pass from the penalty area.

Just as Sheva stopped the ball with his chest, the referee's whistle suddenly rang.

"Milan fouled, is it offside? Oh, the referee showed Pirlo a yellow card, what happened?"

"It should be because Pirlo made a free throw without waiting for the whistle. Pirlo will miss Milan's next Champions League game because of accumulated yellow cards-if Milan can advance."

Sleepy skin does not turn two yellows into one red, so there is no need to end the game directly, but in the red and yellow card rules of the Champions League, if there are 3 yellow cards in different games, the game will be suspended for one game.

"It can be seen from this yellow card that Milan has become impatient. This is not a good sign. Pirlo will make free throws again. I hope he can seize this opportunity..."

"Calm down, Andre," Kaka couldn't help reminding, "The sky hasn't fallen yet."

Sleepy took a deep breath and said, "I know."

This time he waited for a full three seconds after the referee blew his whistle before starting the run-up, but unfortunately the football hit the wall.

The ball was cleared and Depor started a quick counterattack that almost put Milan to death.

"Deportivo's counter-attack is fast! Viktor passes the ball in the middle, chance! Vereron through, Pandiani shoots! Goal!!! 4 for... oh wait, the football is on the side netting , looks like it went in, it's a pity that Pandiani almost killed the game."

"Milan has too many defensive loopholes in this game, and someone is warming up on the sidelines. It turned out to be Inzaghi? Ancelotti doesn't seem to want to adjust the defense, but intends to continue to replace offensive players."

Jiuye didn't play immediately, Dida kicked the ball out.

With Kaka in the midfield organization, Milan's offensive began to become smoother.

In the 55th minute, Seedorf picked a pass from the left, and Cafu made a breakthrough from the right side of the penalty area, but Romero got stuck. They collided and Cafu had to come off the field for medical treatment.

Ancelotti cursed secretly, and rushed to the substitute right back to warm up, but fortunately, Cafu quickly entered the field after a simple treatment.

Kaka has not been able to become the savior. He has not even taken a shot since he came on the field. Although he restrained some defensive players, Depor's offensive is still flourishing.

In the 61st minute, Victor took a free kick from the right, and Luke volleyed with his left foot 22 meters from the back post.

In the 65th minute, Deportivo played a small cooperation like a butterfly wearing flowers. Belleron and Pandiani broke into the right side of the penalty area after a two-player. Dida knocked down the ground and confiscated the ball.

Dida threw the ball hard and gave it to Cafu again.

Kaka shook his head and quickly retreated to respond.

Cafu immediately passed the ball forward to Kaka's feet, and Kaka dribbled the ball from the side.

"Kaka's signature fast dribbling! First, second...passed..."

Milan fans were a little unhappy when they failed to see the Huanglong-style single-riding pass, and some even secretly complained that Kaka was timid.

"It's day, why is Kaka so cowardly?"

"This is a reasonable way to play, okay? Do you really think that the defender is a wooden pile?"

"Let me have this skill, I'll even show you the goalkeeper!"

"Come on, Kaka is not a god, he is already very good. Didn't you see that Milan's offensive came alive after he came on the field?"

"Milan's offensive is quite fierce, okay?"

"It's been seventy minutes of preparation, and Dekko has done a great job this time."

"Fuck!"

"Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka!"

"Nimma, is this Kaka wearing Inzaji skin?"

"This action is awesome!"

In the 68th minute of the game, Seedorf broke through the center after receiving a pass from Kaka. Thomason went out of the penalty area to respond, and Seedorf immediately stuck to the ground and made a direct pass.

Thomason kicked the ball to the side, and Cafu went forward to get the ball again without anyone noticing. He looked up for a while and then suddenly passed a half-high ball to the goal.

Everyone thought he was going to go to the baseline and make a pass, but they were all taken aback by this sudden pass.

Even Sheva didn't react, and when he wanted to go to meet him, he realized that he was too far away from him. As a result, the sad thought hadn't settled yet, a figure suddenly rushed out from the side and rear, and after catching up with the football, he jumped up lightly. Volley shot.

The audience outside the field could see clearly with God's vision, but the players on the field were caught off guard by the goal.

Not only was the goalkeeper unresponsive, but even the defenders who were supposed to go up to intercept immediately were stunned.

Everyone saw the number behind him.

twenty two.

I, Kaka, a killer, have no feelings.

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